Chapter 120 - Full of Satire

Chapter 120: Full of Satire
Translator: 
Dragon Boat Translation 
 
Editor: 
Dragon Boat Translation

What’s going on, what are you guys doing here?

Meng Fan found that the three other cute girls looked familiar as well. He had seen them several times in the stands. They were probably classmates of Qu Jing Jing, the girl who had asked for his WeChat info.

We’re here to support you master!
Said Qu Jing Jing.
What kind of encouragement? He was already here and surrounded by posters of several previous basketball machine competitions, he did not waste his breath. Curiously, he asked,
How did you guys know I would be here?

Qu Jing Jing happily spoke,
Jing Jing has watched master’s stream, and I know your shooting skills are incredible. Jing Jing performed last year at the CGL basketball provincial finals, so I thought of master immediately after seeing your stream. I just checked the list of enrolled venues, then the storefront that was hosting the event today, and then I found it.

Another cute girl in a maid costume asked,
Master, do you not want us to cheer for you?

The other cute girls in maid costumes all batted their big eyes at Meng Fan.
Meng Fan waved his hands and smiled helplessly.
Of course not, only…
He looked at the onlookers from the arcade that had been staring at him.
It’s just a bit excessive.


How is it excessive? During the sports meet, there were way more people cheering for you!

Qu Jing Jing smiled as she spoke, then made a gesture with her hands. The four people stood on both sides of the arcade’s entrance, bending their body as if welcoming their master home. Unanimously, they spoke,
Master, come in.

How can their act be so complete?
Meng Fan was terrified, but as a gentleman, he thought about it carefully; these cute girls were obviously happy in the act! Do you think they were purely trying to please you? Maybe they were just enjoying the process of being a maid… If you don’t cooperate, what kind of a gentleman would you be?!

Wait for me here!

It was just a show after all, and his entire family was a vain bunch anyways, even producing a queen actress. Meng Fan waved his hand in an exaggerated motion, taking big strides as he coolly entered the venue.
The four cute girls who were bowed down were baffled.
That’s now how the script works!

Master, do you not like us, so you’re making us wait outside?


Master are you angry because we came here on our own initiative?


If master doesn’t like us, then why do we exist?!


Although master doesn’t like us anymore, I still like you, master!


Right, even if I go to hell, my feelings for master won’t change!

The four maids were absorbed in their roles, chattering as they watched Meng Fan leave, full of bitterness and infatuation… But nobody called after Meng Fan, because their roles were meant to be mouthless attributes and be obedient to their master.
The mouthless attribute didn’t mean they couldn’t speak, but rather that they would never defy their master’s orders.
The four weren’t defiant in their roles but tried to use another method to change the Iron master’s mind. Only they were so absorbed in the role… Would they really have to wait outside for half a day?!
If they really had to stay outside, they could only change their personas. It wasn’t hard to change from mouthless attribute to arrogant attribute or a violet attribute.
Of course, Meng Fan was just joking with them and didn’t expect it to end like this. He hurriedly motioned them to approach, not noticing all the guys in the arcade trying to murder him with their gaze.
To be honest, accepting the death glares of so many guys made Meng Fan pretty smug. After all, he was still not used to the fact that he was being welcomed by girls. Besides, who didn’t have some vanity?

Buddy, you’re too savage!

Da Fei, Pao bro, and the pink hat guy had arrived already. Pao bro wanted to enter the competition as well, while Da Fei and the Pink hat were only there to spectate. As they arrived, they noticed the four cute girls in maid costumes standing outside.
The pink hat guy, Ye Xiao An, tried to pick up one of the girls, but none of them took notice of him at all. After trying to flirt with them, he was hit with a firm rejection as they awaited their master.
At first, they were dazed, who would be this badass? But now they knew the culprit.
Meng Fan opened his mouth, but he didn’t know how to respond. There was no need to explain, so he smiled and said in a Wenzhou dialect,
this figure still needs a chair.

Da Fei gave him a large thumbs up in respect.
There was still a bit of time before the competition started, so Qu Jing Jing went to help Meng Fan register, another cute girl checked his schedule and bought him a bottle of ice cola, the third one helped Meng Fan line up for a spot in front of the machines, and the last one waited alongside Meng Fan, awaiting his order.
All four girls were entertained in their characters, while Da Fei and the other two guys had their jaws on the floor, envious beyond compare.
Several of commotional teenagers approached to flirt with the girls, including Ye Xiao An, who thought that knowing Meng Fan would give him an advantage. However, he was greeted with a polite, unified statement,
Master won’t be pleased!

Ye Xiao An even asked Meng Fan directly,
Would you be upset?

Meng Fan cooperated.
Of course!


I will defeat your master!

An unsuccessful pursuer said what all the boys wanted to say.
Qu Jing Jing responded all the statements from the other guys wanting to
kill
Meng Fan.
We don’t like master because of how strong he is! Although master is invincible!

This wave of operations was full of satirical value!
Pao’s brother, who also signed up for the competition silently retreated away from this cursed place. Ye Xiao An abruptly stood in front of the group that had been ridiculed, leaving Da Fei cackling next to Meng Fan, speaking in the Wenzhou dialect that people not from the province could understand. Strictly speaking, if you weren’t from the same part of the province, it would be difficult to understand—either way, he had received the admission ticket early.
What could Meng Fan do? He was also helpless as well. He couldn’t just put on the hat; it would be troublesome if the entire crowd lost a piece of their memory.
But it was okay to have confidence, at least, nobody would threaten him in this venue’s competition.
Of course, he also knew that most of the people here were just spectating and joining in the fun.
As for the warm up that began at 5:30, Meng Fan would not be participating.
The official event began at 6:00.
The competition was divided into preliminaries and finals.
The preliminaries were divided into three groups, with ten people per group. There were a total of thirty three people who had passed the registration review.
The preliminaries would include eleven people shooting at the same time, in the order of groups A, B and C. Each person would have one chance to shoot, and the top ten players would advance into the finals.
Meng Fan was assigned #6 in group C, the most central position in the row of machines. His debut could be considered C spot.

Master, group A preliminaries are about to begin.

Qu Jing Jing, who had been deeply absorbed in the act handed the iced cola with a straw near Meng Fan’s mouth while speaking softly,
Did master forget something else?

Meng Fan, who had long gotten used to their acts looked at her curiously.

Master, you haven’t streamed yet!