Chapter 112: Crying poor
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My Father in Law is Lu Bu
- 大哥有枪
- 1996 characters
- 2021-02-04 10:59:33
The night fell slowly, but it was brightly lit at the Taishou House in Yucheng.
General Lu Bu, the owner of the new Yucheng, would like to feast the entire Lijiang people.
Continuing, the squadrons of all the rivers and sects have arrived, but they have not been active and have no intention to say hello to their masters.
Lu Bu is too lazy to take care of these people. There are so many kinds of food on the table, and people who are watching are almost the same, and they are ready to open.
"You must know what the cloth is all about, so what's the matter!" Lu Bu directly opened the door to see the mountains. "The grain and grass, cloth and cloth, and the state army for my Dahan animal husbandry, should not bother you, but the cloth and the state army are not enough, so I want to Please help one of you here!"
On the side of Lvbu, someone picked up the words. "Where, where! General Lu will complete the blessing of the party. There are not many foods for the generals. We have heard that it should have been generously helped me to strengthen the army! But, but" The family leader of the king is very embarrassed. "In the chaos of the world, the people's livelihood is dying, and it is difficult to continue. I said that my king's family has dismissed most of the slaves. Usually, they can only eat enough. It is really powerless to help. !"
This Wang family is absolutely a acting school, sometimes remorse, sometimes sorrowful, sometimes frowning, and finally bite his teeth and say "Well it! Lu General and his state military will die for the benefit of my people on the Lijiang side, how can I let the soldiers We don't have the grain, I am hungry for a few people, and I am hungry. I am willing to offer 20 stone grass to support the soldiers!"
Twenty stones? ! In the eyes of Lu Bu, the fists under the main position have been unconsciously pinched.
Twenty stones, for a common ordinary family may be a year or even a year and a half of the ration, but for these individual families, their value of eating a meal is more than 20 stone. Perhaps a delicious dish can have a lot of money, even a few gold.
Now with twenty stones, I am sending out meals!
"Yeah, yeah, the world is cold, the world is not good! But the generals must not be hungry. My Li family is out of 30 stones, and it is a diet for a few days of hungry!" Another patriarch patriarch expressed his attitude.
Thirty stones? The killing in the heart of Lu Bu was deep.
"General Lu has worked hard, and even if I sell iron, I have to fund General Lu! I am out of ten stones!"
Selling iron in the shabu-shabu sells ten stones?!
"I have fifty stones. I was going to buy a fat pig and go back to see the oil. Now General Lu is in trouble. We can't help!"
Unlike the public, Zhou Chen Liu’s family owner did not say a word.
"I have two hundred stones!" Liu's family spoke.
"Two hundred stones? Liu brother, you are crazy!" Someone on the side can't believe "You have two hundred stones, how do you start a family, how to survive!"
"It's fine, no problem, two meals a day can be changed to one meal! If you can't say how can you be hungry?"
"Yeah yeah. When General Sun was in the past, we couldn't help the generals of my big man. Now they can serve the country, even if they don't eat or drink, what counts!" This is Chen Yao's voice. Then, what is called Sun General when there is no chance to serve, this is satirical Lu Bu!
Lu Bu feels that he can't help himself, these people in front of him. These sects in front of them, they hold the entire 80% of the wealth of the Lijiang River, their men’s land, 10,000 acres, even crying in front of Lu Bu, if they are not enough, then the world will not be starved to death People.
Lu Bu took a deep breath and he was really afraid that he couldn’t help but kill the knife. "So all the blame is not good. I don’t know if you are so poor. These delicious dishes are too extraordinarily extravagant, too extravagant. I don’t know how many people’s fat people have eaten,
"Yeah! This meal may be worth the food I have eaten for half a year!"
"Can't be spread. It's already a big blessing to eat enough!" These family owners looked at Lu Bu while talking and smirking.
You are not asking us to donate food! OK, we donated it and donated it to ten or twenty stone food. We don’t want to donate more. We are also "poor", you see that I have given you all the money for dinner.
"Come to me to withdraw them all! The world is so cool, we should not be extravagant, eat these folk fats, not to let you chill! Give me a new dish!" Lu Bu's mouth sneered, loaded, you continue to install .
A dish, two dishes, each of the dishes below the clan chiefs frowned.
Three dishes and one soup, two vegetarian dishes, vegetarian dishes are made from wild vegetables in the wild, and the leek is just a few pieces of large fat and some wild mushrooms, and there are even pigs on the fat. hair.
Let these great and pampered grandfathers see how they roll in their stomachs and how to eat.
Let me talk about this meal, it is even more yellow, white rice is difficult to find, it is mixed with cockroaches, chestnut shells, and even small stones.
A patriarch of the patriarchs dialed the bowl of rice and even found the cooked rice worm. Is this what people eat?
"How? Everyone is not hungry?!" Lu Bu first moved the chopsticks. Those who looked at the patriarchs of the sects and family lords did not seem to be eaten by people. They were eaten by Lu Bu and ate with relish.
Looking at the following ones, I didn’t move the chopsticks. Lu Bu’s heart sneered and said,
I’m sorry for you. Our army’s grain is already insufficient. I wanted to help you. But whoever thought that you are in this troubled world is also very embarrassed, so this It’s so rough and light, I hope that you can understand!
Lu Bu borrowed grain from these ancestors, and all of them shirked that the days were not good. There was no grain in the house, but for the army, they would have to bite their teeth and squeeze out dozens of stones. come out.
It is very sensational, in fact, it is crying poor.
"Understand understanding!" It is said that those who understand are crying poor.
"This is already a delicious dish. I can't eat it so well at home! You see there is meat!"
"Come and come, all of you here are the mainstays of this Lijiang River. Without you, there will be no entire Lijiang River. The cloth will bring me and the state army will respect you!" Lu Bu took the glass and toasted to the main patriarchs below.
Lu Bu is the current owner of Yucheng. The official position is also the general of Pingdong. There is still a Xuzhou animal on the body. The people below don’t dare to look too far on the number of Lu Buli, so they will return to the wine glass at one end.
The wine was fresh, and the face was green. These wines were all sour. The wine should have been clear, but it was turbid.
"Cough!" An elderly patriarch was even stunned by this wine, spitting pebbles from his mouth from time to time.
Lu Bu has already drunk the wine glasses. These people can't help but give face, just drink the glass with pain.
"You, the first time you come, you will need to bring your support, and you will be here to honour everyone!" Lu Bu had another drink.
Still have to drink? The following patriarchs are anxious, can this wine drink? It is a last resort to drink a cup. It is not terrible to drink two glasses.
"What's wrong, you are not drinking this wine!" Lu Bu looked at the ugly heads of the various patriarchs.
It’s not that the drink is not right, but it’s not for people to drink. It’s so thought in the heart but not on the mouth.
"General Lu, not the wine is not right, but the wine is too strong, too much wine!" A home owner stood up and said.
"Is it too strong? This is only two cups, hey, I know that it is because there is no food in the belly, this is not enough to drink! Come, eat a la carte, so that you can drink!" Lu Bu said to let the prostitute on the side talk to that The home owner has a dish.
Either it is wild vegetables, or mushrooms, or the fat meat with pig hair, let the owner eat with bitterness.
"Come and drink again!" Lu Bu raised his glass again. The following owner learned the sorrow. He said that he would eat the pig food when he was too hard to drink. This wine is better than those that are difficult to swallow.
Lu Bu has been toasting, and the following family chiefs have been drinking sour drinks with a bitter face.
"Chen Jia, why don't you move chopsticks, isn't Chen Jiazhu abandoning these meals?!" According to these scholars, these dishes are already the best they can eat, saying that they don't slap themselves. Well!
"It's not abandonment, it's real. It's really just that the stomach is not good enough to drink porridge, so the food is not blessed to enjoy!" Let him eat these things is not as good as killing him! Where is this person eating? Even their dogs don't eat these.
"Drinking porridge?!" Lu Bu looked at Chen Yao. He just satirized himself as the most fierce one, but he didn't eat it if he had a bad stomach.
"Chen family, why don't you say it early! Let's say that the cloth is ready for you!" Lu Bu complained.
"No trouble, no trouble!" Can not let this food have let Chen Yao breathe a sigh of relief.
There are also several people on the side who are shouting that they are uncomfortable in the stomach and can only drink porridge.
"Oh, okay, cloth also likes to drink porridge at night, so cook a little, naturally Chen Jiazhu can not eat rice, then give my porridge to the Chen family owner! Come on the porridge!"
Is this porridge? ! Chen Yao’s mouth is twitching. The porridge in his impression should be made of fine rice, put into lotus seed honey juice and ginseng tablets. This is a bowl of porridge.
And what is the yellow and black in front of me, what can I not see a white rice? What are the green ones? Is there something moving on the side of the bowl? Rice worm?
"Come and come, for a bad stomach, you will have a bowl! Don't squat on the fine drink!"
A dinner party until the commander ran in and rushed toward Lu Bu, and wanted to say something but saw everyone in the room but predicted.
"If you have anything to say, everyone who is here is the mainstay of the Lijiang River!"
"The confession of the public, the new grain has been put into storage, but the grain depot is full, there are still four thousand stones left, Chen Gong adults ask the master how to deal with it!"
PS: Historical text is really not easy to write! The plot scene and even the background must be carefully thought out! It’s very late to have a gun for two days! I am thinking! Yesterday even at half past three still in the code word! It is too tired today! Sorry, everyone can only be two more.
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