Chapter 23: Jokes are big
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My Father in Law is Lu Bu
- 大哥有枪
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- 2021-02-04 10:59:20
After the rest of the night, the entire land of Kaiyang continued to feel the vibration, Liu Wei knows that this is the boss of Cao boss.
In the morning, I boarded the tower, and Liu Wei was shocked by the sight.
Rows of times, a square is followed by a square, long shots like rain, bows and arrows like clouds.
"How many people are there!" Liu Wei swallowed a saliva, and the entire city was covered with people.
"A whole 100,000 army!" Lu Bu did not know when he came to Liu Wei's side.
"100,000?!" Liu Wei was dizzy. Although the population of the past life was large, there were still very few soldiers like this. Even the parade was like tens of thousands of people. How can this be a whole 100,000 troops.
"Cao Cao can really see my Lu Bu!" Lu Bu's eyes were brilliant, and he replied correctly. Cao Cao was sleepless about Lu Bu's escape from the squatting. He knew that Lu Bu was not a kind cat, he was a tiger. tiger! The tiger that will eat people, you just do not provoke him to be careful of his claws, not to mention, Lao Cao also grabbed the boss of Lu.
"Can this be won?!" There are only 10,000 people in the city who want to play 100,000 people! Even if you use your ass, you don’t think it’s an opponent. Liu Wei asked this question to have no effect other than owing.
"If you can't win, you can't fight it?!" If it was said that Lu Bu might not be able to lift the idea of rebellion like Liu Wei, but now it is different, and after a scene of squatting, Lu Bu can say that he is completely blocked. The idea of surrendering Lao Cao almost killed Lao Cao’s life and seriously injured Xia Houyuan.
Xiahou family is the root of Lao Cao, Lao Cao can not give up the entire Xiahou family for a Lu Bu.
"Hey!" Liu Wei wanted to sigh and sigh, but was stopped by Lu Bu with action.
Lu Bu whispered, "You can be afraid, you can panic, but these can't be seen in front of the army! Once the Lord is uneasy, they are panicked, and you say how the people under your life are selling their lives!"
Lu’s eyes are harsh and caring, and Liu Wei feels very strange! This kind of eyes he only saw from his old eyes, but his old man is not as good as Liu’s boss, but he is not disdainful for Liu’s not learning and ruining his studies!
"Hey!" Cao Jun under the city began to drum, is this the stock to attack? !
"This is the drum sound of the truce!" Lu Bu explained, Lu Bu is a daughter, and it is no different from his son who can marry his daughter.
"The truce?!" Didn't start the fight yet? What logic is this, is Cao boss afraid of Lu boss? Cao boss is really afraid of Lu boss and therefore wants Lu’s life more.
Cao Jun suddenly separated a group of people, one of the black fat men wearing official gowns, although the dwarf clowns, but in the official gowns do not have a sense of power.
"He is Cao boss?!" Liu Wei did not dare to sneak up on Cao boss, but he was not a good-looking person, but he was an outstanding figure. From the early years in Luoyang, he set up a five-color bar to play the power, and later Chen Retaining soldiers to punish Dong Zhuo, and then to the road of hegemony, can be said to be the means of this black fat man.
Wei Wudi, who was not called emperor during his lifetime, but was imprisoned after his death. This is just his talent in the overall situation and military. He was also an outstanding politician, strategist, writer and calligrapher in the late Eastern Han Dynasty.
Liu Yu has read his poems from elementary school to later junior high school and high school, such as the tortoise! For example, Guanlanhai! Jian'an Fenggu is a representative figure!
If it is not now that the soldiers will meet each other, Liu Wei must hold a pen and paper to let Cao boss sign a name.
"Before you, don't come innocent!" Cao Cao, who was only a few hundred meters away from the city, stopped his footsteps. The bows and arrows couldn't be shot here, and the voice of the words could be heard. There was a long eight-foot squat on the side. The appearance of the handsome man, the brave and fat man's eyes are always watching the safety of protecting the old Cao.
"Mengde, everything is well!" Lu Bu did not lose, even if surrounded by Cao boss, Lu Bu can still laugh.
"Hey, first, squat, I thought I would wait for the two to have a chance to sing a song for wine. Who knows that God wants to get people, you and I have a fork!" Cao Cao said with a smile, the surface is very kind. But in fact, it is uncovering scars.
Lao Cao means that you have lost in the squad, and almost became the prisoner of my Cao, and now I am facing you with a winner.
"Meng De, the time to meet is still long, why bother to care about this time, but Mengde in the Baimen Building, but almost met the emperor, how can you not see Meng De's men and women Xia Hou Miaocai!" Lu boss is not fuel efficient The lights, not only put Cao Cao almost killed by himself, but also brought Xia Houyuan, a greeting.
"Hey!" Cao Cao was cold and wanted to get angry, but when he closed his eyes, he took a breath and swallowed his anger and continued to laugh. "Before you, we have to meet in Kaiyang this time!"
"Yeah, Meng De, cloth is waiting for your driving!" Lu Bu also smiled.
"Cao Auntie, you will not just say that these are no nutrients this time!" To say who is most dissatisfied with Cao Cao in Lu Bujun, that is not Chen Palace.
"Hey, it turned out to be a public station!" Cao boss is like chatting with friends at home. "The white gate building that day, did not find you, did you think that you also fell down the wall? Who knows, the bus is here! Peace of mind!
Cao Cao really appreciates Chen Gong. If Chen Gong and Lao Cao’s concept is completely opposite, it may not be the place where Cao Cao’s first adviser is, but Guo Jia! It is directly Chen Gong.
"You don't need Cao Aunt to care!"
"I am here, in addition to wanting to talk about the old and the old, but also want to see, the design of the lower jaw of the city is almost a little Mr. Cao's life! Liu Wei!" Cao Cao said with a smile.
"What?!" Liu Wei, who stood watching the drama, suddenly found out that it was wrong. Why did everyone on the city tower look at themselves, and then look at the old Cao named himself.
"Mr. Liu Wei?!" Cao Cao is a generation of heroes, he can be a corporal of Li Xian, he can sweep the couch to meet, as long as you have talented Cao Cao even lost the following to give you clothes and shoes, Lao Cao said Liu Wei is a veteran.
"Yes, yes!" Liu Wei is talking a little bit stuttering. This is Cao boss, Cao Cao! Wei Wudi, can be said to unify the characters of the Central Plains, and now they have made a low profile on their own hands.
"Han Yang!" Or Lu Bra, Liu Wei, Liu Wei was not shame on the spot.
Liu Wei set the gods to return to the ceremony. "In the next Liu Wei, Liu Hanyang, I saw Cao Yuxiang!"
"Han Yang?!" Lao Cao's eyes deepened and chewed the words "I heard that Han Yang is a Han family clan!"
Well, Lao Cao doesn’t know where to know his own Han Zhong’s relatives, and now he’s raised it.
"Han room clan?!" A middle-aged man with long hair and big ears in Cao Jun is also looking at Liu Wei on the wall.
Was pointed out by Lao Cao, Liu Wei can only return to the road with a hard scalp. "Oh, it is indeed a Han family clan, Your Majesty is my brother!"
"噢?!" Lao Cao just asked to see, he looked at the Han Dynasty genealogy, there is indeed a name called Liu Wei, but it is a child, disappeared before the chaos in the world, who thought it would appear now .
"So, Han Yang is my big Han Dynasty!" Lao Cao's gesture is lower.
Where is Liu Wei’s opponent of Cao Cao’s old fox, he can only nod.
Chen Gong brows up, this Cao Cao is absolutely not good, he is familiar with Cao Cao even more than himself.
Sure enough, Cao Cao’s next words made Liu Wei’s egg hurt.
Han Yang is a Han family ancestor, and he is also a younger brother. When he returns to Xu Du with Cao, he assists his majesty to clear the universe and return to Han’s world!
Lao Cao said that he is righteous. If Liu Wei is not aware of the history, he can really be touched by Lao Cao, but Liu Wei knows who Lao Cao is. He is a prince, if it is a peaceful life, then Lao Cao It is definitely an energy minister, but now it is a troubled world, and the prestige of the Han room has dropped to the extreme.
From the chaos of the yellow towel, to Dong Zhuo, the Emperor, and then to the Yuan Shu! How many surnames are Liu in the Han Dynasty? Is Cao Cao loyal? Even if he is not guilty of his confession, can he think that Cao Cao will return to the Han Emperor?
Don't dream, okay? Once the government returned to Han Xiandi, a family of the emperor, Han Xiandi will definitely destroy a group of old Cao's original cronies and support their cronies.
And who is being wiped out, no one is sure, no one wants to gamble with his own life!
Even if Cao wants to be loyal, sooner or later, there will be a little yellow robes.
Zhao Wei is the ending!
"Pull me?!" Liu Wei knows Lao Cao's thoughts. This is the meaning of solicitation. Lao Cao is really a hero, but he almost wants his life, but now he is like recruiting himself.
"Lord, you can't recruit Liu Wei from the Lord!" said a sick scribe in Cao Junying.
Lao Cao looked at himself with a stunned look. "Han Yang, now he is missing a young talent like you. Cao is also very respectful to Han Yang. My family has a woman who grows up and wants to choose a Yinxian. Han Yang!"
"I am embarrassed!" How is Cao boss as shameless as Lu boss, not only to recruit themselves but also to post a daughter, is the daughter of their family ugly? Can't you marry someone? Why are you so anxious?
But don't you say that following Cao's boss is better than following Lu's boss. After another year, after the battle of Guandu and the old Yuan, Cao boss basically has three worlds, even if there is nothing like Lu. The boss was born into death.
Not to mention adding a wife. Do you want to promise it! Liu Yuyin is uncertain. Before Liu Wei made a decision, Chen Gong had already blocked the road.
"Cao Auntie, don't waste your time! Han Yang, it is already the best of my Lord. I will marry on the day of the election, and your daughter will marry someone else!"
"Han Yang is really so??" Cao Cao looked at Liu Wei.
Liu Wei can only nod. If he says that one is not, Liu Wei believes that Lu boss will definitely kill himself on the spot.
"This kind of exercise can only say regret!" Cao Cao was full of regrets. He did have the intention of recruiting Liu Wei. Even if he married a daughter, it would be a need for Cao Cao to make a big talent not become his own threat.
Cao Cao is going to leave the horse.
Liu Wei suddenly shouted and said, "Wait a minute!"
"Hmm?!" Cao Cao stopped the reins on his hands. "Is Han Yang want to understand?!" The joy on his face is beyond words.
"Do you really want to go to Xu Du's daughter of Cao Auntie?!" Chen Gong has no grace at this time. For the enemy Cao Cao, he has long forgotten to calm down.
"No, no!" Liu Wei shook his head and asked Cao Cao, "Fuck, you, mother?"
"Hmm?!" Cao boss is puzzled? "Why did Han Yang mention the old mother of the exercise?! Mother, already gone!"
"Hey!" Liu Wei asked again, "Fuck, you, madam, okay?!"
What happened to Liu Hanyang? Cao Cao’s brow wrinkled.
My wife is in Xudu!
"Hey!" Liu Wei still hasn't done anything. The city wall has already laughed. Liu Wei stayed in Lu Bujun for a few days. He didn't understand the military affairs. He played hot with the soldiers. He only relied on some colored. Jokes and their squad, even Chen Gong and Lu Bu can know some, now I heard Liu Wei's questions all laughed.
Cao Cao was not a fool. He saw a piece of laughter on the wall and immediately knew that he was being played. The whip waved his face and looked blue. "Liu Wei, Liu Hanyang, can I have a place where Cao Mengde can't live?!"
"No!" Liu Wei shook his head.
"Then, can I have a rude place in Cao Mengde?!"
"No!" Liu Wei still shook his head.
"Since there is no, why do you want to play with me in Cao! I really thought that I was not good at Cao's sword?!" Lao Cao is also a murderer who doesn't blink, and he doesn't have to be a murderer.
"Scratch! Play big!" Seeing Lao Cao's expression Liu Wei knows it is not good.
"Liu Wei erected, Ann dare to humiliate me, the generals obeyed, give me all the power to attack the city!"