Chapter 287: Captain, devil... Oh, sister-in-law is here!
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My Life Simulator
- Zao Yan
- 2263 characters
- 2021-02-02 04:27:23
After tidying up, Lu Li looked in the mirror himself, but couldn't find any flaws.
Only then put on the work card, picked up the camera necessary for the "reporter" career, hung up a shoulder bag, and walked out of the room.
After going out... Gao Zhigang, who had been guarding the door, had run out of sight.
Is this to avoid embarrassment? Or is it afraid of my revenge on him?
Lu Li "sweetly smiled", wait to see how I clean up!
Standing on the corridor, Lu Li turned his head and glanced, but still did not find Gao Zhigang, only saw the black wolf and others sitting in a pile, seeming to be discussing something.
So... Lu Li waved his hand and greeted the special forces below: "Hello! Excuse me, is this the resident of the Night Wolf Special Forces?"
With the pronunciation skills that Lu Li has trained in the actor's plot, imitating female voices is simply not too easy.
This sentence is clear and happy, and there is a bit of heartiness in the soft wax, which is in line with the personality of a female soldier.
Uh? Why did a woman come to the camp?
Hearing this greeting, the special soldiers sitting downstairs turned their heads quickly.
At this moment, they seemed to see the goddess!
Beautiful eyebrows are like Dai, and bright eyes are like water.
The egg-shaped face is gentle and white. The lips are red and the teeth are white, and the smile is like a flower.
Paired with an olive-green military uniform, with a bit of heroism in her softness, she was a heroic female officer.
"...Excuse me, who is it?"
The black wolf hurriedly got up and asked the "female officer": "This is the night wolf special team station. No outsiders are allowed in without permission. How did you get in?"
"Me? My name is Tan Li."
With a smile on Lu Li's face, he nodded to the black wolf and the others, "I am not an outsider. In the future, we have to call my sister-in-law. By the way, where is our boss? Where did you go?"
sister in law? Lao Gao?
Hearing this, the black wolf and others looked at each other and suddenly realized. I go! It turned out that this was the target of Captain Gao Zhigang!
Captain, captain, can’t tell! With a horrible look, how can you find such a beautiful girlfriend?
"Hello sister-in-law!"
The Black Wolf and others settled their minds and greeted "Tan Li" quickly.
"Now, it's... not a sister-in-law yet!"
Lu Li had already entered a state of acting, with a slight shyness on his face appropriately.
"Haha! Sooner or later anyway!"
"Yeah! It's the same for calling sister-in-law now!"
Several special soldiers answered with a smile.
"Sister-in-law, wait a moment. I'll call the captain back right away!"
The black wolf behaved very positively and immediately turned around and ran out.
While running to the tarmac outside the dormitory area, the black wolf shouted in his throat: "Captain, the devil is here...oh no! Captain, the sister-in-law is here! The sister-in-law is here!"
What a devil is coming!
When Lu Li heard this, he almost didn't stretch himself. This guy, Black Wolf, has the potential to be amusing!
"What devil? What sister-in-law?"
Hearing the black wolf's yelling, Gao Zhigang darkened his face, turned and walked out, and gave a fierce training to the black wolf: "What's the nerve? What the is the yelling?"
"No! That..."
The black wolf was anxious, and hurriedly pointed to the direction of the dormitory, and said to Gao Zhigang: "Captain, my sister-in-law is here! The object is here!"
"What? Object? Me?"
Gao Zhigang was dumbfounded, "I'm such an old bachelor, where's the target?"
"Fit!"
The black wolf glanced at Gao Zhigang with contempt, "My sister-in-law has come here, what else to pretend?"
"Ha ha!"
Gao Zhigang laughed angrily, and reached out his hand to point at the black wolf, "Okay! Okay! I want to see what they are doing."
With that, Gao Zhigang turned and walked towards the dormitory.
"Captain, my sister-in-law is here!"
"Captain, my sister-in-law is so beautiful!"
"Captain, hide too deep, right?"
Just walked into the door of the dormitory area, and a group of special soldiers surrounded them, babbling about "sister-in-law".
Gao Zhigang turned his head and glanced, only to see a group of people in front of him, but did not see where the so-called "sister-in-law" was.
"Where is it? Where is it?"
Gao Zhigang had a dark face and said to everyone: "Today, if we don't make me a sister-in-law. Let's see how I clean up."
"Sister-in-law... isn't it there?"
The surrounding special forces quickly stepped aside, turning their heads to look back one by one.
Gao Zhigang followed everyone's sights and saw...On the floor in front of the dormitory, a heroic and picturesque female officer was sitting gracefully on a stool.
There was also a table next to it, on which special soldiers brought tea and chocolate.
"Old Gao, are you back?"
The heroic female officer raised her head and smiled at Gao Zhigang, "I've been waiting for a long time! Why, my girlfriend came to look for him, and still avoid meeting?"
The eyebrows frowned slightly, and there was a faint resentment in the soft voice, which seemed to be tender and difficult to talk.
Uh? what's the situation?
At this moment, Gao Zhigang only felt that a thunder had exploded in his mind, which made him dizzy and confused in his mind.
who am I?
where am I?
My girlfriend... not right! When did I have a girlfriend?
Gao Zhigang shook his head, raised his eyes and stared at the "female officer", and his mind came back to life.
Just now... I asked Lu Li to make up...
Damn it! Could it be...this is what Lu Li made up? This is so magical, it can be used to fake the real.
"……follow me!"
With a dark face, Gao Zhigang beckoned to Lu Li, then glared fiercely, "Hurry! Is there enough trouble?"
"Oh!"
The heroic female officer, who looked like a little wife, got up obediently, followed Gao Zhigang honestly, and walked out of the dormitory together.
The special forces behind them looked at this situation, inexplicably...want to beat Gao Zhigang violently.
Such a beautiful girlfriend, such a gentle girlfriend, dare to murder her? Brothers can't stand it anymore for sister-in-law!
...
"I can't see it! The kid is pretty awesome!"
Gao Zhigang grinned for a while. Seeing Lu Li's soft face, Gao Zhigang's feeling of weirdness became stronger.
How could a big man become like this?
Makeup is indeed one of the four great sorceries, so terrifying!
"Don't make trouble! Hurry up! Hurry up and investigate the enemy's situation. After completing the task, immediately remove your makeup and look at... the really awkward mother!"
The corners of Gao Zhigang's mouth twitched fiercely.
"Yes! Chief!"
Lu Li hurriedly took his orders, and deliberately "sweetly smiled", and saluted Gao Zhigang!
The corners of Gao Zhigang's mouth twitched more severely. feel dizzy! Zhen Te Niang's dizziness!
...
Walking out of the night wolf station, Lu Li went to the station of several top special forces as a "reporter".
The credentials are true, and the identity of "Tan Li" is also true, but... Tan Li herself is not as "pretty" as Lu Li.
So... Lu Li was in the Sword God Force, the Sky Dragon Force, the Siberian Tiger Force... and so on, the station of the various special forces units was unimpeded, and he was even regarded as a guest of honor.
"Captain Wang, may I ask, what are the unique skills of our Excalibur Army? What are the heroes?"
"Colonel Gao, what is the best combat mode of the Tianlong troops?"
"Captain Du, compared with other special forces, what are the advantages of Siberian Tigers?"
"..."
After a series of "interviews", Lu Li watched it inside and out at the station of several special forces.
The captains who accompanied him on the tour gave a detailed explanation for fear that Lu Li could not understand.
When leaving the station, there was a special car to send Lu Li to the next station for interviews.
even……
"Reporter Tan, is the propaganda officer of Zhurihe Camp? I wonder if I can leave a phone call to discuss propaganda work?"
"Tan Officer, haven't you been to the south? The fruits in the south are very beautiful. Leave me a contact information, and I will send fruits from the south in the future."
"..."
When Lu Li finished his turn, in addition to finding out the details of the major special forces units, he also received many phone calls and contact information.
Therefore, Lu Li naturally gave out the real contact information of Tan Li.
As for what will happen in the future, it doesn't matter to Lu Li.
...
"Head wolf, these are the information I compiled."
In the night wolf camp, Lu Li recovered his original appearance, and compiled the information he had detected by his "women's clothing boss".
"Good job!"
Gao Zhigang accepted the information and complimented Lu Li.
Then... Gao Zhigang glanced at Lu Li with a weird expression, and said, "Speaking of which, how did you practice the technique of making a big living? Could it be that there was such a hobby before..."
"Pooh!"
Lu Li glared at Gao Zhigang fiercely, "Wolf, let's talk about this, I'm so upset!"
"The key is... so beautiful, so real, so natural, it makes people think about it!"
"Lenovo? I am still ASUS!"
Lu Li shouted angrily, turned around and left.
...
That night, the members of the Night Wolf special team gathered together to conduct a specific analysis based on the intelligence detected by Lu Li.
"The characteristics of the Excalibur unit are good at defensive counterattacks and proficient in high-tech equipment."
"In response to this feature, our tactics need to be adjusted. First, we must guard against communication interference and network attacks from the other side."
"On the Siberian Tiger side, the quality of individual soldiers is relatively strong, and the aggressiveness is relatively high. We can target this characteristic and lure the enemy into ambush."
Some analysis is fierce!
It's just that... the people of the special forces can't really play "beauty tricks". The news that Lu Li makeup detected is definitely not their ultimate trump card!
These sidelines are not the key to a decisive victory. In the final showdown, we still have to fight!
...
The next morning, the north wind roared and snow flew.
Soldiers from various special forces of the army lined up on the large playground of Zhurihe Camp.
Red flags are on display and colorful flags flutter.
Amid the high-pitched military music, the military special forces contest officially kicked off.
First, there was a speech by the leader, and then a separate military parade.
A group of special forces, shouting loud slogans, lined up in neat rows, passed by the rostrum.
The army is powerful and majestic.
After the opening ceremony in the morning, the first one was an individual event-the 400-meter obstacle course.
The 400-meter obstacle has a long-standing reputation in the military. It is called "I would rather run five kilometers instead of 400 meters".
There are seven sets of obstacles in the 400-meter obstacle course. The course is composed of the following seven obstacles: span piles, trenches, low walls, high slab jumping platforms, single-plank bridges, high walls, and low pile nets.
Because you have to pass the front and back, you have to pass 14 obstacles in total.
To pass the 400-meter obstacle, speed and strength are urgently needed, and even more skill and reaction are needed.
Many soldiers suffered countless injuries and sweats during the 400-meter obstacle training in the army.
Today, in the military special forces competition, the first competition to start off is the 400-meter obstacle that everyone is familiar with and can no longer be familiar!
On the huge training ground of Zhurihe Camp, one hundred 400-meter obstacle course facilities are neatly arranged.
This is to welcome the big competition, temporary construction and installation of facilities.
All participating special forces will draw number plates in random order by computer.
This time, the number plate Lu Li drew turned out to be "9999"!
No. 99, No. 99!
Uh... this is just a U-turn of 6666!
Ranked No. 99, there are 98 games ahead. Lu Li will have to wait a while before he can play.
"preparation!"
At this moment, the first group of participating special forces are already waiting on the track.
With a "bang" gunshot, the game started and the electronic chronograph started timing at the same time.
The special forces first sprinted for a hundred meters, then arrived at the red flag turning point opposite, and began to cross various obstacles, rushing all the way to the red flag at the starting position, turning back again, crossing the obstacle again, and reaching the red flag turning point on the opposite side, and then... …Have another 100-meter sprint.
Go back and forth, twice back and forth, a total of 400 meters!
This is not just running, the most important thing is the two middle trips, a total of 14 obstacles to cross.
Most fighters can successfully run the 400-meter obstacle. However, it is not so easy to complete in the shortest time.
At the end of the first game, all the special forces soldiers scored within two minutes.
"The highest score in this group...one minute and 40 seconds?"
Lu Li looked at the results displayed on the timer and shook his head slightly.
this one?
One minute and forty meters counts first in the group? Really... There is no one who can fight~EbookFREE.me~ However... After the next set of results came out, Lu Li was beaten in the face instantly.
"Fuck! 1 minute and 20 seconds?"
This is a strong man of the Siberian Tigers, ran out of a strong performance.
The military record for the 400-meter obstacle is 1 minute and 19 seconds. This guy is only 1 second away from the military record.
The look on Lu Li's face also became serious.
In the night wolf training camp, Lu Li didn't pursue the 400-meter obstacle too fast, and his result was 1 minute and 20 seconds.
Sure enough, there are masters in the army.
This time, the force must break out!
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