Chapter 84: Who will go first?
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My Life Starts with Spending Money
- Dangdang loud
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- 2021-01-30 12:38:06
In the gym of the chairperson set.
Li Xian was wearing a short sweatshirt and stepped onto the treadmill. He glanced at his somewhat swollen himself entangledly, and sighed silently in his heart: I shouldn’t be curious about the effect of [Five Seconds Real Man] this BUFF. The ghost knows it's so fucking!
Curiosity killed the cat.
I tried [Oudi Geshen Ah] this skill card yesterday, which gave him a lot of surprises. He didn't know which string was wrong, and then he set his sights on [Five Seconds Real Man].
I have tried all the skills, not bad this one!
The side effect should only occur after the effect is attenuated, just try it, it should be fine!
Hey, what's the big deal, just try it, can it still explode?
Under the guidance of the ghost, the thoughts were all over his head, as if driven by some mysterious force, he had no B number in his heart, and then he inserted this card into the card slot.
Then... it really exploded!
18, 19, 20...
The countdown to the bomb, like a sledgehammer of 80, hit his little heart.
I felt that little heart beating quickly from my throat, blood rushing upwards, a white and handsome face, immediately flushed.
21, 22, 23...
咦... This countdown is a bit interesting.
ahem... Fortunately, I removed this card in time, or it would be unimaginable.
Now, it looks like this, there are no side effects after attenuation, only side effects after expansion.
I took a cold shower just now, my body is not so dry, but the main problem is still not solved.
So he ran to the gym and used the old method to solve the problem.
Although the trial of [Five Seconds Real Man] caused some trouble to himself, he has figured out how to use this buff.
If you put it in the card slot, and when it appears the effect, take it off immediately, will it avoid the side effects after the effect is attenuated?
Fuck, I'm such a genius.
This kind of system bug can be found.
啧啧啧... This does not mean carrying a small blue film with you, and there are no sequelae of fear.
Li Xian's mood improved a lot in an instant. He adjusted the treadmill to 3 knots and walked leisurely on it. With Bluetooth headsets on his ears, he walked up with a cheerful little apple.
"I plant a seed~"
"Finally grown fruits~"
"Today is a great day~"
"Pick off the stars for you~"
"Pick off the moon and give it to you~"
"Let the sun rise for you every day~"
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"You are my little girl, little apple... I don't think I love you much..."
While taking a walk, listening to the song, then he started humming.
When Chopsticks Brothers just released this song "Little Apple", Li Xian sneered at the song, thinking that Chopsticks Brothers had fallen, and he was actually playing a saliva song.
However, when he hears this song inexplicably every day, slowly, gradually, he will feel that the song is not bad, with a brisk rhythm, catchy lyrics, and brainwashing.
Peat, still can't escape the law of true fragrance.
After listening to it a few times, I would hum it unconsciously.
It’s not enough to listen to it once. He found that this song is quite suitable for single looping, especially when it is so boring now.
Listening to this song, my legs are a lot lighter, and time passes quickly.
In a blink of an eye, half an hour passed, and the side effects have been eliminated.
Li Xian took a towel and wiped his sweat, drank his saliva, and sat on the chair next to him for a break. Just as he was thinking about eating raw oysters today, a system prompt suddenly came in his head.
As the saying goes, happiness creates sorrow! !
Before, he was a little humming, found the bug that broke the system, and didn't know how to keep a low profile.
[Reminder: Boost Card: A bug in the use of real men in five seconds has been repaired. 】
Peat, can't it be fun! !
Is it easy! !
[Hint: BUG repaired successfully, please pay attention to the new rules of use. 】
Li Xian's mood was not beautiful for a moment, he opened the system warehouse to read the new instructions for [Five Seconds Real Man], seeing the final additional conditions, suddenly became angry and his brain buzzed!
Specially, I'm not playing anymore!
Nima cha entered, but I can’t pull it out!
Broken the system can also play, simply and rudely add an additional condition at the back: this bonus card cannot be removed within one hour after use.
The words are concise and concise….. In the future, this kind of card cannot be random (asterisks).
Are you angry!
I'm so angry!
Li Xian felt that breaking the system was shameless enough, but he didn't expect it to be shameless enough. This is unclear, just want to see his body hollowed out.
The sao product of the broken system doesn't put a fart every day, but he spies on him in secret.
Thinking of this, Li Xian shuddered involuntarily, spitting out frantically: You are done with things, spying on Lao Tzu's thoughts every day, you big glass.
System Ba Ba: I have no sex!
Okay, it's useless to scold it. Anyway, I keep playing dead.
Li Xian cursed for a while, his anger disappeared a little, and he got up to take a shower.
This is the end of the matter...what else, this time it can only be considered a win!
【Five Seconds Real Man】This boost card may require four or five assistants before it can be used.
"I am going to kill ten today!!!"
came out of the bathroom, didn't even care about his weight, ran to the study with his laptop, logged on Weibo after turning on the computer, and directly selected ten unlucky ones.
These ten unlucky ghosts to be tortured and killed by him, there are in all regions, but there is an Ionia ID that is too familiar.
"ID: I'm in Dongting Lake, Ionian drill one... I went, this Nima is not the master of the cave, right?" Li Xian will also watch the live broadcast if he has nothing to do, such as funny fish, YY, station flag, dragons, etc. Wait, these live broadcast platforms have been visited.
Most of the anchors he watched were technical junglers, and then he watched some entertainment and funny. The name of the cave owner is like Lei Guaner. He and Dao Dong currently account for 90,001 half of the country. How could he have never heard of it.
"If you really are the master of the cave~EbookFREE.me~, should you be gentle with him?"
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YY90001 channel, Songshen Dongting Lake.
"Ah sneeze~~~~~ Who cares about me."
He had just lost a wave of teamfights and he was the first one to send it. Seeing his towers and crystals were leveled continuously, he drank his saliva leisurely, then turned to look at Brother Kai and said: " Brother Kai, I ordered."
"Um... I initiated it." Brother Kai muffled.
The master of the cave said: "We are not to blame for this wave, my team is perfect, they didn't output it!"
Brother Kai said: "You can drive it well, but you die a bit faster. You can hold it for a while."
The master of the cave said: "I collapsed so early in the early stage.
Brother Kai said: "Okay, let's choose a strong hero and try to blow the opponent out. What's more, you have lost twice in the promotion match of the drill one."
"Well..... I must be the master today. I can't go up and stop broadcasting..." Hu Kairui set up one for himself, and when he was preparing to qualify, he suddenly said: "Wait a minute, Brother Kai...I am here. A message came from Weibo."
"What's wrong?" Wang Zhekai looked over.
"The local tyrant who played the solo game has written a letter saying that he wants to start the game now, not waiting for it!"
"Uh, let's solo first."
"You go first, or should I go first?"
"You go on your solo."
"Don't, Brother Kai, you help me try the water!" Hu Kairui looked flattering, raised an eyebrow and said, "Come on, Brother Kai, let the water friends see your real strength."
Ps: It's here, no matter what support, please come. . . . .