Chapter 928: Gucheng Fart King
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My Master is Super Fierce
- Lin Er Chen
- 1369 characters
- 2021-01-30 10:35:18
Danzunge appointed a new person in charge, and the major families in the ancient city came to congratulate him, but the person in charge did not come out, making the people who came feel very shameless.
"The person in charge of the North Court is only a Saint King's cultivation base, a ten-grade pill saint, do you look down on the people present like this?" This was said by a representative from a middle-class family.
"What a big shelf"
Another displeased cold snort came out, this is the person of the emperor rank force speaking.
"Haha, please don't get angry, Lord Swordsman is at a juncture of cultivation and cannot come forward. I hope you Haihan." Just when the representatives of the major families were angry, an apologetic word sounded, Pu Qu appeared in the hall, Mo Kuan followed By Pu Qu's side.
"I have seen Pavilion Master Pu, Pavilion Master Mo"
When the representatives of the major families saw the appearance of the two pavilions, the anger on their faces eased a lot, and they clasped their fists.
These two pavilion masters are the 12-rank Danzun, and the emperor-level forces have to give a little bit of face, and they naturally can't vomit in front of them.
"This time, on behalf of the third son of the sword, thank you all for coming," Pu Qu said, looking around.
The representatives of the major families were surprised that the person in charge of the North Court did not come out, and when the two pavilion masters helped him welcome the guests, either he had a background or had a good alchemy talent, and the two pavilion masters were impressed.
As for the first guess, everyone directly filtered it.
Among the people present, there were representatives of the three emperor-level forces in the ancient city. Not only was the great emperor in the city, but there was also the existence of the king in the family.
But even if the Patriarch of the three emperor-level forces had to give the two pavilion masters face, the juniors of the family were not qualified to invite two Danzuns.
I think it should be because of the talent of Jiansan alchemy, which is favored by the two pavilion masters.
"I don't know where the master of the pavilion Wuqiong is." Suddenly, a middle-aged man laughed and said, "The little girl is very fond of Master Wuqiong, and I want to see him."
Next to the middle-aged man stood a young girl with Xiaojiabiyu, with a good cultivation base, in the middle of the Saint King realm.
Although Wuqiong made a joke in the ancient city last time, he was handsome, young and promising. There were many young girls in the ancient city admiring him.
Mo Kuan looked at the middle-aged man, with a meaningful expression flashing in his eyes. Apprentice Wu Qiong was indeed not young. He had reached the age of marriage, so it would be nice to find him a Taoist companion.
Thinking of this, Mo Kuan's apprentice Wu Qiong: "Come to the hall quickly."
Wu Qiong hid in his room, concentrating on suffocating his breath and tightening his sphincter.
Suddenly, Master's voice sounded in Wu Qiong's ears.
"Master, I won't come" Wu Qiong replied. He is now in an extremely embarrassed state and has no face to see the guests.
"Hurry up and get here," Mo Kuan said in a very displeased manner: "A girl has a crush on you, I will help you match it up."
"Master, it won't take a few days." Wu Qiong really didn't want to come.
"Give you one minute, and I will sever the relationship between the teacher and the apprentice without showing up" Mo Kuan said extremely angrily.
This apprentice has always been very obedient, what's wrong with this, the wings are stiff.
As Mo Kuan gave his ultimatum, Wu Qiong came soon afterwards, but his complexion was abnormal and his face was purplish red, as if trying to suppress something.
Mo Kuan was talking with other people, but did not notice Wu Qiong's face.
"Master, Master" Wu Qiong came to the front of Mo Kuan and said cautiously.
Mo Kuan pointed to the girl and said, "This is the daughter of Patriarch Miao. She has been practicing outside the sect. It's rare to come back today. Go and talk to her."
"Wu, Master Wu, hello" the girl came over, looking at Wu Qiong with small stars in her eyes, her face was slightly ruddy.
"You, hello" Wu Qiong stammered, sweating profusely.
"Master Wu, I also want to learn alchemy, I don't know if I can make alchemy with you," the girl said with a blushing face.
"You want to learn alchemy, okay, I can teach you later" Wu Qiong pretended to be relaxed, but he was panicked because he was about to be unable to hold it down.
"Master Wu, what's wrong with you, her face seems to be wrong" the girl asked with concern when seeing Wu Qiong's expression different.
"I do not...."
"Porphyry"
Wu Qiong suddenly let go of a fart without warning, and in an instant, the hall suddenly became quiet, and everyone looked at Wu Qiong.
You must know that everyone present is the kind with identities. It is very rude to fart openly.
Wu Qiong instantly became the focus of everyone, his cheeks hot and embarrassing.
But that feeling just now is really comfortable.
"Haha, it's probably a bad stomach." The girl's father laughed and helped Wu Qiong resolve the embarrassment, because in his eyes, Wu Qiong was qualified to be his son-in-law.
He also regarded Wu Qiong as his son-in-law, and began to speak for Wu Qiong.
Unexpectedly, the voice just fell.
"puff..."
Wu Qiong let out another fart, which was crisp and loud.
Suddenly, Wu Qiong wanted to find a crack to get in with embarrassment, his cheeks were burning.
Because after he had just let out a fart, he couldn't help it anymore and wanted to let it go continuously.
"Wu Qiong, you..." Mo Kuan reprimanded with a black face.
How could Wu Qiong be so embarrassed, even if you put one fart, you still put the second one, and even worse, it is louder than the first one.
Wu Qiong didn't have time to pay attention to the master now, and contracted the sphincter positively, but still let the fart slip out. As the Wu Qiong sphincter couldn't control it, the fart gradually became louder.
In the process of farting, Wu Qiong saw the people staring at him straight, ashamed, and hurriedly contracted the sphincter muscles.
The sound of the fart, which had originally changed from small to loud, slowly became lower. After ten seconds, a long and mellow fart ended.
This fart is like the tone, starting from the bass, gradually becoming higher, reaching the treble, and then ending with a slow bass.
The people around you look at Wuqiong with weird looks. If you say you fart, just fart, it has become a symphony.
The girl stared blankly at Wuqiong where the symphony fart was playing, and felt the Prince Charming in her heart suddenly shattered.
"Damn, brat, you're looking for a fight" Mo Kuan's face was black, and he slapped the back of Wu Qiong's head.
Wu Qiong was about to cry, he didn't mean it.
Then, the hall became the home of Wuqiong, with symphonic farts, hiccups, intermittent farts, backflow farts, and various types of farts appeared.
The people in the field had already stopped talking, and looked at Wu Qiong farting with weird expressions.
Wu Qiong continued his concert under the weird eyes of everyone.
Shame is shame, but this feeling is really fucking.
"Pavilion Master Pu, I still have something to do, so I will bother you to give the gift to Young Master Jian."
"me too..."
Soon, everyone reacted one by one, handed Najie to Pu Qu, and left without stopping.
The middle-aged man who was supposed to be a good son-in-law Wuqiong grabbed his daughter and left.
"Evil"
Mo Kuan saw all the representatives of the major families disappear, and Wu Qiong continued to fart in the court.
This evildoer is to save the fart of the past few decades, and choose to put it all out today.
Mo Kuan flicked his sleeves and left angrily.
Soon, the fart of representatives of the big families in the ancient city in Wuqiong spread quickly, leaving countless people dumbfounded. Wuqiong was so good at playing, even farts could make such bells and whistles.
So far, after the title of Hanhan, Wuqiong has a new title.
Ancient city fart king.