Chapter 34: Shiny thirty-four
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My Old Gong Has Amnesia
- Su Jingxian
- 3447 characters
- 2021-03-02 11:11:52
After giving Ye Xuanxing the planning book from the program group, Xu Luoyang was suddenly worried.
"Yeah, yeah, shining, have you watched the outdoor variety shows on TV recently?"
"Called Brother Ye," Ye Xuanxun learned Gong Yue, especially the overbearing president opened the planning book and recalled,
"After watching it for a few minutes, Zheng Dong showed me that you rowed into the water and struggled for a long time. It turned out that when the water was particularly shallow, the expression was really super interesting."
"..."
Xu Luoyang wiped his face and felt that he was about to be killed by Ye Xuanxing. He quickly went to the topic. "The current variety shows, especially outdoor ones, are very hot, but they like to set up people."
Seeing Ye Xuanxing's blank face, the old hen in Xu Luoyang's heart appeared instantly, explaining patiently,
"Every time the program group will arrange it in advance, I am afraid that the artist will accidentally let me go and mess up the program. That is to say, everyone has a script, which has a character tag for you, you need to put this tag in It ’s shaped in the show. It ’s a bit like a movie script, but not as detailed.
Ye Xuanxuan closed the planning book, and suddenly he was curious, "What label would the show crew give me if I went?" The world's first wit? "
"Cold cold picky noble beautiful boy."
"..." Ye Xuanxuan learned Xu Luoyang to wipe his face, and looked at the other person with some embarrassment, "I don't know if it is my illusion, I think it seems a little too difficult."
Xu Luoyang also felt that Ye Shanxing's character as a silly son of the landlord's family, who would be happy to buy a five-dollar ice cream on the roadside for a week, and the ten words on the label also had the word "beauty" in it.
He thought about it for a while, "Why don't you let Brother Zheng go and talk about it, fooling the show crew past, I think you're completely free to play."
So the next day, the film crew rushed downstairs to Xu Luoyang's house early in the morning and set up the equipment to start shooting. I was surprised when I saw Ye Xingxing standing under a tree.
Because the other party was eating a small dumpling in half a bite in the early morning breeze, eating more than one in a row.
Ye Xuanxuan wore a large v-neck sweater, the delicate collarbone was also exposed generously, the waist and thin legs lined with skinny jeans were long, and the person was too good, so he was very photogenic, but his eyes were very blurred .
When a group of people was approaching, Ye Xingxing looked over, and then slowly waved the empty bag in his hand. "Good morning."
Feeling that he was not in the right state, he was asked to ask Ye Shengxun's cameraman more questions, "Sparkle, are you feeling sick?"
Ye Xuanxing shook his head, his face was half dead, and his voice was soft and slumped,
"You don't need to ask me to blink, it's already gone, it won't light up, it won't move."
At this time, Xu Luoyang happened to go downstairs. Hearing Ye Xianshangmu's dumb words, his mouth twitched and explained on the side.
"He went out too early and didn't wake up, it's okay."
The camera master glanced at Ye Xuanxing, who opened his mouth and yawned, and he couldn't help but take a close-up shot-no matter how noisy it is, it can be so drowsy.
As soon as he got into the car, Ye Xunxing shrank himself in the corner and closed his eyes and began to sleep.
"flash--"
"Ye Ge." Ye Xuanxing closed his eyes, and his voice was vague, all sleepy. "Let me sleep, or I won't be able to play together anymore."
"..."
Xu Luoyang is also very helpless, other artists on variety show, always give themselves a part of the drama all the time, eagerly every second the camera is facing his face. Ye Xuanxing collapsed well, and brought a hat over the shade, almost covering the entire face, only to see a sharp chin tip.
Suddenly he began to wonder if it was a wrong choice for him to take Ye Xuanxuan to participate in a variety show.
After more than an hour, the car was parked on an open area in the suburbs, Xu Luoyang pushed the leaf to shimmer, "Rise up."
Ye Xunxing lifted the hat on his face, his hair was a little messy, and he had stood up several dull hairs, confused, "Here?"
"Uncle Ye, it's really here."
After Xu Luoyang got out of the car, Ye Xuanxuan found that there were quite a lot of people on the scene. The staff was at least 50 or 60, with a black pressure, and various equipment and vehicles transferred by the sponsor, occupying a very large place.
There were five groups of ten people in the guests. Ye Shanxuan basically didn't know him. He just glanced quickly and remembered the faces of the people present, so he didn't pay attention.
The consequence of excessive cultivation and early rise is that others are on the scene, and the soul is still not brought by the big devil.
After standing there for a while, Ye Xuanxing glanced at Xu Luoyang, and suddenly realized afterwards, "Hey, did you put on makeup?"
"I got it in the car, but I swept a layer of powder," Xu Luoyang said, envious and jealous of Ye Xuanzhuang's skin, "The makeup artist said your skin is too watery, and you are not willing to contaminate you with chemicals Your face, shining, what the did you grow up to eat? "
"Called Brother Ye," Ye Xingxing corrected him tirelessly, and then kindly answered Xu Luoyang's question, "I grew up drinking dew."
Xu Luoyang hadn't responded yet, and the uncle who had been on the side of them, laughed first. Seeing that both of them came over and quickly waved their hands, "If you talk to you, I will just pat."
Ye Xuanxuan nodded and didn't care much. He grew up surrounded by various surveillance systems when he was a child. Those heart pulses are also connected with sensors, so there is no unnatural feeling to be followed by the camera.
They stood here and talked for a while. After ten minutes, the director shouted with a loudspeaker, "I shouted one, two, three, and you came out next to each other, posing like something, come Come, one-two-three-"
The first to go out is a group of small fresh meat, which moves very neatly to the camera and poses in an Ultraman pose. Then there were two actors, one shot at a time, and they should still be handsome. But there was no soundtrack or special effects on the scene, which seemed a bit awkward.
Ye Xianshen and Xu Luoyang came in third, the two followed the route to a fixed point, and then nodded almost towards the camera.
The director looked at the effect over there and found that the visual effect was unexpectedly good. He waved the loudspeaker in his hand and said, "Over, the next group."
When the opening was over, the staff came to collect their mobile phones, and then everyone was sent a configuration by the program sponsor.
"The suburbs and the mountains are a little cold here, so the sponsor of our program team, West Asia Sportswear, has equipped everyone with a handsome jacket!"
On the script, the words "Cheers" are clearly marked here, but the clothes delivered are so ugly. Ten people looked at each other and unanimously decided to remain silent.
The color of the clothes in each group is not the same, in order to distinguish. Xu Luoyang took over the sports jacket, turned it over and over and read it several times, his face shocked,
"Half fluorescent green, half camouflage pattern, this designer's aesthetic is anti-human, this is it!"
Ye Xingxing also shook off his clothes, and felt that the bright colors were pretty good. He liked the fluorescent green very much.
"I think this color is pretty good!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he found that people around him looked at him with very strange eyes,
Ye Shining, "?"
Xu Luoyang asked him carefully, "Are you comforting me or touting sponsors, or really?"
"Really." The attitude is clear and firm.
"..."
Suddenly Xu Luoyang thought of a serious problem, so he gathered together, "Who buys your usual clothes? Lin Xiaxia?"
Ye Xuanxing shook his head, "I bought it from Gong Yue. After I bought it, I put it in the cloakroom. I will look for it when I wear it. hard.
At this moment, Xu Luoyang particularly admired Gong Yue's vision and long-term vision. He really didn't want Ye Xuanxing to wear it like a signal light every day, dangling in front of him, white blinded a good face.
After putting all the clothes on, Xu Luoyang looked up and down Ye Xuanxing, and then took a step to the side silently.
Ye Xuanxing noticed the opponent's movements, thinking that it might be a strategic shift, so he took another step, or was next to Xu Luoyang.
Xu Luoyang closed his eyes and moved a step further. Ye Xuanxing is strange, what is Xu Luoyang doing? But he had n’t spoken yet, and the director was asking with a megaphone.
"Xu Luoyang, what are you doing? You can't see you anymore!"
Xu Luoyang shouted directly to the director, "I don't want to be in the same frame as Ye Xuanxuan, I will be pulled down!"
The people around me also looked over. Both Ye Xuanxuan and Xu Luoyang were wearing fluorescent green camouflage coats, which was fine. But after Ye Xunshuang passed through, her lips were red and white, and her face was shining, even her skin was still glowing, and her face suppressed the strange color combination.
Look at Xu Luoyang again
There is a kind of ugliness, which is called ugly in comparison. There is a protection called no harm without comparison.
The director also understood, "OK, you stand far away, but don't go too far."
Ye Xianshen was wronged, and suddenly felt a sense of being abandoned by the world.
Miss the devil!
After all ten people were packed, the director raised the megaphone to the center of the venue,
"Welcome everyone to our" Forty-eight Hours of Challenge ". After wearing sportswear, everyone is very eye-catching!"
As soon as this sentence came out, all ten people made a faceless sound of "cut--". The director pretended not to hear it.
"Today our mission is to spend 48 hours in Yanhui Mountain happily. The related things have been put in your cars. It is very complete ... During this period, we will have a mission card delivered to you. ,Come on, everybody!"
After the dissolution, the group came to a car. The car was seven seats and had a lot of space, but there were also staff who followed the shooting, so the car was also crowded.
Ye Xuanxing was almost awake, he was quiet for two minutes, and suddenly it was like doping.
"Luoyang Luoyang, didn't the director say that he was equipped? Let's take a look?"
Xu Luoyang was also very curious, vomiting while unpacking his luggage. "This program group is particularly picky. Once, there was only one lighter in my luggage. One! Lighter! What was the use of my lighter when it was raining that day? I was then I have the heart to quit. "
Ye Xuanxing nodded, his tone serious, "Then sympathize with you for half a second!"
"..."
Xu Luoyang suddenly didn't want to talk to Ye Xuanxing.
After opening the luggage, I found that there were still a lot of things, and Ye Xuanxing took it out like a treasure hunt. .
At this moment, when the car stopped suddenly, Xu Luoyang immediately had a bad hunch and asked in a loud voice, "Master, what happened?"
"The car is out of fuel, so I can only send you here, get off!"
Organize the things and put them in two large backpacks. Ye Xuanxuan and Xu Luoyang got out of the car.
This is a rural road, both sides are wasteland, and their destination, Yanhui Mountain, is still a long way from looking at it. Stretching a lazy waist, Ye Xingshuang's mood index rose instantly, planning whether he would pull Gong Yue to play together someday.
"I said, the program crew could not be so kind, but actually did such a kind of depraved thing!" Xu Luoyang looked at the distance and suddenly felt very distressed about his feet.
At this time, the mission card came over, Ye Xuanxing took it curiously to open it, and read out, "We are waiting for you at Yanhui Village at the foot of Yanhui Mountain!" A smiley face was also painted on the back.
However, at this time, it seemed that the smiling face was full of maliciousness.
After looking around, Xu Luoyang took out his mobile phone, "This one has no maps and no signposts, who knows how to get to that Yanhui Village? However, I sincerely thank high-tech for giving us the positioning and navigation software!"
However, when he opened his phone, he discovered a cruel reality--
"Lying trough, why is the cell phone battery only 5%? Amusing us?"
Ye Xunxing probed his head and glanced in the past, and found that the electricity was indeed red, and took out his own, and found that the same was only 5%, so he quickly turned off the network lock screen,
"Luoyang, you can bring the map out and see it. When you read it, the network will be turned off. The power is still stored. It may be useful in the future."
Xu Luoyang still believes in Ye Xingxing, whose IQ is on the line, and according to what he said, tuned out the navigation and fixed his position.
Ye Xianshen's two slender fingers swiped a few times on the screen, zoomed in and out, but it took more than ten seconds to read, "Turn off the Internet bar."
Photographer Fu was a little curious next to him, "This is all done? Are you not navigating?"
Ye Xuanxing raised his head to explain to the photographer Fu,
"Yeah, after reading it, I also remember it, so I turned it off to save power."
He said that he randomly found a branch from the side of the road, and then on the muddy ground, he drew a simple map nearby and pointed at it.
"We are here now, and the location of Yanhui Village is here," he said, drawing a recent route along the terrain. "We walked this road, and then crossed from here. There is a forest here. How hot, there is still water on the side. Luoyang, according to your physical strength, should walk for almost two hours. "
Xu Luoyang looked at the hand-drawn map on the ground, and looked at Ye Xingshuang with a "lying trough" expression, "Ye Ge is mighty, ask for violence and seek hood! Wait, why not count according to your physical strength?"
Ye Xuanxing blinked, "Of course it's because you walk slowly!"
Xu Luoyang glanced at the map and thought that people should still look down when they should look down, "You are a big guy, you are right about everything!"
Turning the twig in a circle in his hand, Ye Xingxing discerned the direction, and his face was blank, "Go, your brother Ye will lead you to the rivers and lakes!"
The cameraman was still shocked by Ye Xunshen's memory and direction discrimination ability. He couldn't hold back when he heard this sentence, and laughed again.
The two men carried large bags and walked on the country road. Ye Xingxing was in a good mood. They also picked a few golden wildflowers on top of their heads, and the colors were beautiful in the sun.
Xu Luoyang glanced at him for several times and couldn't figure it out, "other male Dai Huadu Niang, how come you wear it so beautiful?"
Ye Xingxin smirked at him with a pair of scissors, then moved closer and asked, "Look, what can you see on my face?"
Xu Luoyang wondered, "Isn't that the face?"
Ye Xuanxing glanced at him in disappointment, "Ah, don't you see it? It's all natural beauty!" His face value has been identified by the larger palace, the devil, and the palace said that he was the best looking and not proud It's difficult.
"..."
Xu Luoyang rolled his eyes in disregard of the image, "Broke you smugly, have never seen a brazen person like you, don't understand what humility is a virtue?"
Ye Shanxun didn't understand Xu Luoyang's logic very well, "If I'm humble, what should you do?"
"..." Xu Luoyang, who suffered the crit, decided to remain silent for a minute.
The two of them walked along the country road for more than 20 minutes. The sun had risen and it was a little hot. The fluorescent green jacket was a disaster in the sun. How to see and hurt your eyes.
Ye Xunxing rubbed his warm hair, and he would find a soft grass stem from the local materials, and then forced his bangs into a small tug.
The grass stems act as rubber bands, and they still look decent. I gave myself a compliment in my heart, Ye Xuanxun felt that his creativity was indeed unlimited.
At this time, the sound of "Suddenly" came from afar, Xu Luoyang's eyes lit up, "A car is coming!"
Ye Xuanxing was also very happy. He listened carefully and judged, "Diesel engine, small, old car, hey, it's a convertible!"
Xu Luoyang couldn't believe it, did they really lose their luck? Otherwise, how could there be a convertible in this corner?
But adhering to the mentality of mortals looking up to the genius, he still believed in Ye Xuanxing and was excited, "If it is really a convertible, we can take a ride, and then blow a little wind, and be happy!"
His word "live" hadn't fallen, and the car turned a corner and appeared in their sight.
Xu Luoyang looked at the "convertible car" and remained silent for ten seconds before looking at Ye Xuanxing with a cold face.
"This is the convertible you mean?"
At best, the car was a modified version of the three-wheeled fire. The big red car paint had been cut in half, and the parts on the car were also "chattering" all the way. Owners may love retrofitting, so on both sides of the driver's seat, there is a board that protrudes, like a pair of unsophisticated wings.
A light breeze blew, and Xu Luoyang rubbed his nose. "What does this smell like?"
Ye Xianshuang has stood in the middle of the road, waving at the car in various ways, while answering Xu Luoyang's question,
"Did you not see? There was a big cage on the back panel of the convertible, full of cute little piglets." He rarely saw a living piglet, excited!
"!!"
The car stopped before a while, and the driver was wearing a straw hat, dark skin, 40 or 50 years old, speaking with a strong accent, "Where are you going?" A few eyes, a little curious.
Ye Xianshang described the general location, "We are going to Yanhui Village, are you going to stop?" Very polite.
The driver took off the straw hat and fanned, "Stop the road, just the village next door, let's go girl!"
Ye Xuanxing was given a place by a "girl", then turned his head and asked Xu Luoyang,
"Is he calling you?"
Xu Luoyang looked at Ye Xianshen's face, and couldn't help but stand back and smile.
The driver knew that he was wrong, and wondered, "Looks like a fairy in the sky, is it not a girl?" Xu Luoyang laughed for two more minutes.
Ye Shanxun feels that he has been attacked by millions of volts. I'm obviously so okay! How could it be a fairy! In a sigh of relief, he also loosened the little prick.
After discussing with the driver, Ye Xuanxuan and Xu Luoyang got into the car on one side, and the voice of the little piglet "humming" could be tolerated, but the smell of the wind was too smokey.
Xu Luoyang rubbed his nose, just want to ask Ye Xuanxuan how long they can arrive, the result is in the sound of the engine "suddenly", heard Ye Xianshen even excitedly chatting with the driver.
Ye Shengshen's voice is very recognizable, "Yes, piglets often have three diseases of red dysentery, yellow dysentery and white dysentery. The main reason is to do good hygiene. If you really get this disease, you can give that potassium permanganate aqueous solution to Piglets take it orally, or put oxytetracycline in the feed! "
"You know a lot, and the piglets in my family always grow bad, and you can't sell a few dollars without growing meat!"
"Are you feeding late?"
"Twenty days of supplements in my house are passed down from the older generation."
"No, now the piglets can be replenished within ten days, so that they can grow quickly and become fat ..."
Xu Luoyang listened to Ye Xuanxing talking with the driver about the hog-raising Bible, and he held his luggage in silence.