Chapter 3532: joke
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My Stunning Beauty Tenant
- Fried Yogurt
- 1204 characters
- 2021-01-29 11:01:09
Yu Xie was worried that Chen Yang was cultivating her magical powers. She blocked the way to the inside and said to Xu Yunsong coldly: "What do you want?"
Xu Yunsong laughed: "It's very simple. First, hand over your adulterer. I have to behead him personally to let him know and move my woman's end. Second, of course, I will take you back to my house. .Hey, those women, I'm tired of playing, I plan to drive them all away, starting from you, re-collection. "
Yu Yan gritted his teeth and said, "Xu Yunsong, you are so shameless. You are still the Xu family, but you really lose the face of the Xu family."
"The people of the Xu family didn't expect it. I will give the Xu family glory."
Xu Yunsong grinned, cold eyes flashed, and said to the people behind him: "Search me, find out that adulterer."
"Yes."
The crowd answered, and as they rushed up, they walked towards the house.
"Stop it for me!"
With a sigh of anger, Yu took out Wu Yang's five-stripe celestial organ and gave it away.
"Oh, you step back."
Suddenly, a voice sounded behind Yu Yan.
But Yu Zheng was sure that this voice was definitely not Chen Yang.
Strange, is there anyone else in this house?
She looked back and saw a round ball coming out of the tunnel.
Should n’t the ball be rolled over?
"Don't watch, I'm a cannon."
When Yu was puzzled, the ball looked at her and said.
"what!"
Yu Zheng exclaimed, and suddenly remembered that when Chen Yang first came to Ping Xiaoxing, he did once have a dog called a cannon.
However, the realm of the cannon at that time was similar to that of Chen Yang.
Now the cannons can actually speak, wouldn't they have reached the level of condensed spirit.
However, the cannon seemed to have become fatter, somewhat different than before.
"Are you really a cannon?"
Yu Zheng confirmed.
The cannon nodded and looked like the kiwi was crooked when he swung his head.
Yu drew a corner of his mouth and said, "This ... you have gained a lot of weight."
"Okay, I'm easy to gain weight."
The cannon answered the question seriously, and he felt helpless about his obesity.
In fact, he just ate some monsters. I don't know why, his body is very fat, and he looks more and more like a ball.
"Chen Yang asked me to protect you. You step back."
The cannon walked in front of Yu Yan, sat on the floor, lazily glanced, and swept across the dozen or so people in front of him, with a calm face: "You, who died first?"
At the moment when the cannon was talking, Xu Yunsong and others were already there, with cold sweat behind them.
This is the monster above Ningmu Realm. Among them, Xu Yunsong, who is the highest in the realm, is not the enemy of the other.
If the artillery was going to kill, Xu Yunsong and others, don't even want to leave.
Suddenly, they were deterred by the words of the artillery. No one dared to move, and no one dared to speak.
Everyone is afraid that if they make even a little sound, they will be the first to die.
"Boring."
The cannon poked his lips and broke the silence,
He seemed to be tired, lying on the ground and laughing: "Don't be nervous, just kidding you, hahaha ..."
Seeing the artillery laughing, Xu Yunsong and others were all stunned, and then they could only accompany the laughter awkwardly.
However, they laughed one by one, but they were uglier than crying.
Suddenly, the cannon smiled, and faced Xu Yunsong and others with a stern face: "What are you laughing at, are we familiar?"
The laughter stopped abruptly, all with aggravated expressions.
Dare to love this dog and like to tease people.
"Hey, don't bother, I'm a joking dog."
Suddenly, the cannon laughed again.
Everyone drew a corner of their mouths and quickly laughed, but they didn't dare to laugh too much, and didn't dare to make a sound.
The ghost knows what other moths this dog will make.
The cannon looked displeased: "Why don't you join?"
"Hahaha ..."
The crowd could only follow the rhythm of the cannon, and laughed quickly.
"Really retarded!"
The cannon rolled his eyes, with a look of disgust on his face.
Xu Yunsong and others just felt that they were going to be crazy by this dog. They all smiled, and their expressions were uglier.
"Giggle ..."
At this time, Yu Yan watched the crowd being played, but she couldn't help but laughed.
The cannon glanced back and nodded, "You still laugh and look good."
Yu Yan smiled, "You're quite interesting."
"Okay."
The cannon had an indifferent expression on his face, looking at Xu Yunsong and others, saying, "Do you have anything to eat, Yaodan, Lingcao, Pills, Ham, anything?"
Hearing that Xu Yunsong and others hurried out their own elixir and presented it to the cannons.
These people have low realms and don't bring high-level things.
After looking at the cannon, he showed a disgusted expression, but still took everyone's stuff, opened his mouth wide, and ate everything with one sip.
"It's too bad to be full."
With an unpleasant expression on his face, he shook his head, turned over, and lay on his back, lying on the ground, saying, "I'm going to bed first, you are here waiting for Chen Yang to come out. By the way, don't move, if anyone I want to run away ~ EbookFREE.me ~ I really want to kill. "
After that, Xu Yunsong was about to take a word and make a flatter.
Unexpectedly, without waiting for him to speak, the cannon was snoring "wheezing," leaving everyone silent.
"What the is this dog?"
Xu Yunsong muttered in his heart, looked at the cannon, and secretly said: "This kind of monster has never been seen before, is it a special kind of dog, just like a parrot, but it can speak humans. In fact, his strength is not Strong? "
While Xu Yunsong was thinking, the cannon suddenly raised his head, looked at the door, and said, "Who, who made you move your feet, you want to escape?"
The man next to the door saw the cannon asleep and wanted to slip away, but was found.
He was startled and said quickly: "No ... I dare not."
"Close the door. Whoever dares to move will break my leg."
The cannon had an unhappy expression, said fiercely.
As soon as his voice fell, he suddenly stretched out a foot next to him, struck heavily on his fat belly, and flew him straight away, banging on the wall and falling to the ground.
Chen Yang stepped out of the room, blanked his cannon, and said badly: "I asked you to protect me. I didn't make you pretend."
"I haven't learned from you yet."
The artillery refuted the sentence. A pair of front legs were pulled to the ground, buttocks were tilted, and the hind legs were kicked to the ground, and came towards Chen Yang. They said, "I have been loading for a while and I have no good food. I am so tired. I'm going back."
As soon as the voice fell, the cannon made a snoring sound, and thumped on the ground, motionless.
"Dead Dog ..."
Chen Yang twitched his mouth, walked helplessly, lifted the cannon, and threw it into the space bracelet.
Seeing the cannon suddenly disappear, Xu Yunsong and others were startled again.
Chen Yang turned his head to Xu Yunsong and said, "Presumably, you are Xu Yunsong of the Xu family."