Chapter 391: Even if you don’t hug the Happy Beast
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On the NBA’s All Beings
- Bear paw fish stew
- 1326 characters
- 2021-03-03 07:16:23
After finishing the trip to Texas, the Lakers returned to Staples and waited for the next two powerful enemies, namely the Magic where the Happy Beast is located and the Knight Army led by the Emperor.
If a player in the league who hates the Lakers the most is selected, it must be the Happy Beast. After all, people slashing the sharks are nothing more than pulling a hand, and the Happy Beast is just hugging him.
"Coach, you know the Lakers, can I rest?"
"No."
"Then can I not get inside?"
"You can shoot three points?"
Happy Beast dejectedly left.
The new four kings of the Lakers are an invisible deterrent wherever they fight, just like now.
"Hi! Mr. Warcraft."
Kobe led, and the four kings came together.
Happy Beast shook his head aside, as if I were ignoring you.
"Okay! Don't be tempted, I won't hold you in this game, and I won't hold you anymore."
Wang Hao said.
"Really?"
"Of course, it's true, but you don't ask me to hold you when you come"
Wang Hao bared his white teeth.
"The ghost will beg you."
"Hehe! This kid really doesn't know how sweet Tang is and how salty the salt is."
Wang Hao shook his head and returned to his bench.
Jump ball needless to say, the Lakers at least 4 people jump ball can easily win the happy beast.
As a team with a center tradition, the Lakers' first offense was naturally given to Yao Ming.
Even Yao Ming himself said in the interview about playing Warcraft, you know.
Yao Ming made a small hook and scored the ball.
"Do you know this trick?"
Happy Beast pouted, wondering how to find it in Yao Ming next.
On the offensive end, the happy beast who received the ball also wanted to hit someone else, relying on its body to turn around forcibly, but Yao Ming got stuck there.
Master Huo’s offense everyone knows, but if you can’t turn around, you can only hehe...
Then Yao Ming of 226 made a CIC in front of the Happy Beast of 208.
"Do you know this?"
Then, for the whole half of the section, the happy beast’s ears kept encircling "Will you?"
"You turn around." things like that.
Happy Beast wanted to dunk the hoop to find a place, but Yao Ming didn't move at all. He stood there and stretched out his hand, and then Happy Beast’s basketball hit the backboard.
Uh! ~Okay!
Eat and sleep playing Warcraft really deserves its reputation.
Coach Van Gundy still had something in his stomach. Seeing Yao Ming on the scene, he switched to a small lineup.
One is to speed up and reduce Yao Ming's influence, but also to expand the role of Warcraft.
Playing fast break with the Lakers? The magic is not Shi Lezhi.
Zen Master quickly replaced Yao Ming and put Yang Shaoxia on.
Wang Hao directly served as center.
"Run, run, I think you are faster or I am faster."
Wang Hao said while chasing the Happy Beast.
Originally, the "fly" of Yao Ming went down, and the Happy Beast finally didn't have to endure the torture of "Will you?", then the Lakers put Wang Hao next to him and replaced "Will you" with "You run"
Happy Beast is not happy anymore. It wasn't until the previous life Wang Hao passed through 2019 that Warcraft's professional attitude changed. Before that, whether it was a core or a marginal person, Warcraft had always played happy basketball.
Coach Van Gundy is cleverly able to coax Warcraft so that Warcraft can play its role, and Wang Hao is Van Gundy's most annoying player, because everyone else is playing skill, the first thing Wang Hao does in magic is to engage in Warcraft. The mentality, the Warcraft mentality collapsed, how about the magic? One star can't hit four shooters, is it a five shooter?
Uh! Magic really has five shooters.
The Happy Beast started to play the face frame in front of Wang Hao. Van Gundy knew that Wang Hao had a special mentality of beasts.
Without a word, I replaced the Warcraft and started to coax, just like coaxing his own son. I don’t know which style I suddenly drew. The good center Tony Barty and Gortat didn’t use it, so they switched to JJ Redick.
Yes, that's the Duke star, the NCAA three-point record is maintained, JJ Redick.
"What is he... who does he look down on?"
"Come on, let Magic fans relive Shaq's dominance."
Kobe also booed, throwing the ball into the basket with the moneyless.
咣当, 咣当+10086.
Wang Hao had a tyrannical meal at the basket, and Van Gundy reacted. The Magic has the speed of the lineup and the range, but it takes a lot of effort to shoot and can't get a rebound. You can count on Lewis? forget it.
As for Redick, who was on the court, he uttered a word to Wang Hao and then he was silent.
"Coach, don't worry! I will not be affected by them when I grow up."
The Happy Beast finally coaxed, but the game was spent.
"Let me play!"
Happy Beast, please play.
"Forget it! The next one, this one you have a good rest."
Van Gundy will go out of the way when he believes it. This is the same sentence every time he is coaxed into a happy beast. Now if he is on the court by Wang Hao, the consequences are unimaginable. After all, Van Gundy is a coach, not a dad.
"Can't you beat me upright?"
The happy beast's mouth sitting down the court was not honest, and shouted at Wang Hao on the court.
"???I?"
Wang Hao pointed to himself.
"Did you beat me? Caiji."
Happy Beast was about to answer, Van Gundy's eyes were quick and a bottle of Gatorade directly blocked Happy Beast's mouth.
"Is this too owed, I can't stop the meeting if I sit down there?"
"The NBA is so boring now"
The Big Four of the Lakers filled the court with water, watching the rookies peck at each other, uh, emmmm.
"You said that the team will not only pay us half of the salary, after all, a game only lasts more than 20 minutes."
Yao Ming asked.
"Satisfaction! The first few games were not well controlled, and a game only lasted more than 10 minutes."
Gasol spit on the side.
"According to this rhythm, I estimate that I can still play for 10 years. UU reading www.uukanshu.com"
Yao Ming said.
Pau Gasol: "I feel like 15 years are not a problem"
Kobe: "I can fight until I give birth to a son."
Several people looked at Kobe Qiqi and leaked a smile that you know.
The Lakers’ post-match interviews are always another independent and game show, and the ratings are quite high.
According to the rotation, today Yao Ming and Kobe should partner to participate.
Reporter: "Yao, what do you think of Howard, the future first center."
Yao Ming: "It's okay! Except that I am not as high as I am, I am not sure, I am not as comprehensive as I am, and I am not as good as rebounding, everything else is fine."
Reporter: "Is there any good place then?"
Yao Ming: "Yes, I jump higher than me, but it seems useless."
The reporter turned to look at Kobe.
Reporter: "Kobe, what do you think of the 24 minutes per game?"
Kobe: "What else can I think of, if I'm serious and I don't have 24 minutes of playing time, wouldn't it be more disturbing?"
Reporter: "Excuse me, what do you think of the NBA finale comments outside?"
Kobe: "It's better to look at the Greens than the Lakers. They are really strong. Although we have won 39 consecutive victories, you know, we are lucky, and our bench has been very good this season. "
vomit!
The reporter vomited blood for three liters and died.
Kobe: "Everyone prove to me, I didn't touch him."
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