Chapter 3710: Wife, there is no old woman yet!
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One Night Lovely Wife $5.50: Overwhelming Black Belly Husband
- 云女
- 704 characters
- 2021-03-04 01:50:47
Inside the ward.
Low air pressure!
Gong Qing leaned on the head of the bed without saying a word.
He hasn't waited so long in his life!
Did the stupid torture him on purpose?
Hmph, I have heard that it is not easy to ask a wife, but he did not expect it to be so easy!
In the silent atmosphere, a group of entourages and staff members, although they were all curious about why the bride hadn't appeared yet, they were all sensible, and they did not dare to make a sound.
Until Gong Qing cleared his throat, he asked in a deep voice, "Your wife, are you so haggling?"
Everyone was stunned, and then they realized that it was the chief who was asking them questions.
Ever since, the silent room suddenly became lively.
The official from the Civil Affairs Bureau first smiled and said, "Chief, you'll know when you get married, women, you are born to be a brick house! Every time I go out, I have to wait for her at least an hour! Complain to her. People say that there’s no time to wash your face and make-up? No time to choose clothes and shoes? There is no time to put on some BB cream and sunscreen? Oh, women are really a bunch of things, we don’t understand! Anyway, every time I'll be late every time I go out for business!"
Gong Qing listened carefully and silently remembered the magical new word "BB Cream".
Everyone laughed and said one after another: "There are tricks to deal with such a wife. For example, if you have to go out at seven o'clock, you can tell her five o'clock, so that she will dazzle until seven o'clock, won't you just be right? This wife, wife , That's a young woman! You have to learn all kinds of tricks to wait on!"
The Civil Affairs Bureau official suddenly realized: "Yes, I didn't expect it! This is a good way!"
An entourage immediately followed: "But your wife is slow to go out and make-up is slow, my wife is slow to go to the bathroom! Every time I go to the bathroom outside, I have to wait until the flowers are gone, and she won't come out! What is it? The queue is long. The stockings and shapewear she wears are not easy to organize... Why do you wear a skirt and a layer of long stockings and a layer of shapewear? I was so angry that I asked her if you thought I was the chief. , Wear a bulletproof vest! Why not go to heaven?"
"Hahahaha!" Everyone burst into laughter again.
Someone sipped and said, "That's your fault. Next time you go to the women's bathroom and try in line, you will have to wait a long time! The women's bathroom is crowded!"
"What, have you tried? Have you been in the women's bathroom line up?"
"I... I haven't eaten pork and can't see a pig running? Haven't you seen the restrooms in the Empire State Building, where there are more women than men? Once, the women couldn't help but rushed into the men's restroom and captured Our position..."
"Tsk tut!"
"Speaking of shopping malls, I think your wife doesn't have my wife Moji. She went to a shopping mall, she can go out from the morning to the shopping mall closed... I can only carry my bag and follow behind like a grandson, and my legs are about to break. !"
"Then you won't go to a bookstore or a bar to sit for a while and wait for her?"
"No way! People said, I must honestly follow behind and wait, because she wants to try on clothes and shoes, and asks my opinion after trying it out, whether she looks good or not..."
"Your opinion is useful?"
"I didn't use any hair! Every time I said, it's okay, you can buy it. As a result, they licked their lips and tried for a long time for nothing. No more! Continue to the next one..."
"Haha, you just used the three words ‘okay’! You should say, ‘Daughter-in-law, it’s beautiful! God’s goodness’, she’s sure to buy it and eat with you. Are you stupid?"
"Yes, why didn't I expect..."
Everyone was talking about it.
Although Gong Qing did not express any opinions, he was silently watching in his heart