Chapter 200: Intelligence Quiz
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Online Game: Evil Dragon Against The Heaven
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- 2021-02-26 08:09:07
"Because I miss Yaya, I came here." Ye Tianxie pulled Su Feifei towards Yaya and said with a smile.
"Yeah! What the elder brother said is so fake, it sounds deceptive at the first sight. Ah! Is this beautiful sister next to you your companion?" Apparently, Yaya didn't buy it. The punchline was pierced, and Ye Tianxie was hurt for a while.
"God evil, what is this little girl?" Sophie asked, puzzled.
"She's looking at a weird NPC here ..." After that, she said in a small voice low enough to be heard only by herself and Sophie: "Shh, don't talk, watch me deal with this little fox."
"Hah! Yaya is a good boy, not a little fox." Yaya cheered and said angrily.
Ye Tianxie opened her mouth, but she was still speechless ... The little girl's ears seemed too smart.
"Oh, Yaya, you heard it wrong. Of course, Yaya is a good boy ... Good boy, we want to enter the Ice Wolf Cave ..."
"You can't go in twice in three days. This is what the creator said. No one can disobey, no, no!" Yaya shook her head very hard, rejecting Ye Tianxie's request, and it was one The posture of the consultation which is not at all vice.
Ding 咚 ... a lollipop appeared in front of Yaya's eyes-of course, Ye Tianxie had already peeled off the wrapping paper very cleverly, otherwise Su Feifei would have seen it well.
As soon as the lollipop that should not exist in this world appeared, what Yaya wanted to say was swallowed back by her own, and her eyes were straight ... Then, a small line of drool came from her mouth. When it came out, it flowed to the clothes on the chest ... God knows that since eating a lollipop yesterday, she has been thinking about the taste of lollipop all day and all night.
Immediately, I felt that my "disordered" Yaya quickly sucked back the saliva, but with a mouthful, the drool that couldn't be suppressed again flowed out, and the displacement was large enough for Ye Tianxie And Sophie's eye-opening degree.
Yaya reached out and grabbed the lollipop, but Ye Tian's evil hand shrank, and Yaya grabbed an empty space: "Good boy, take us to Bingjulang Cave, and then I can give you food." Ye Tianxie Shaking the lollipop in his hand, smiling very unscrupulously, that look, that gesture ... made Sophie clearly understand what the strange Shu Liao who seduced the little girl looks like ...
"I ... I ... I promised to let you in, big brother ... I want to eat ..." Yahya swallowed saliva while staring at the lollipop in Ye Tianxie's hand, speaking all the words Some are vague.
"Yaya is so good." Ye Tianxie, who was another great victory, put the lollipop in Yaya's hands with satisfaction. Then she made a "V" victory gesture at Sophie, in exchange for Sophie's rather weird look, she whispered in his ear and said, "God evil, shouldn't you often lie to children like this ... … And oh, where did you buy that lollipop? Why didn't I see it in the shops in the city? "
"secret."
"..." Sophie was speechless and secret!
"Yaya, don't just know how to eat, it's time to send us to Bingjulang Cave." Looking at Yaya who can't wait to include the lollipop in her mouth, Ye Tianxie had to urge.
"Hmm ... Yaya promised you to go in today, but Yaya didn't promise to send you in right away." Yaya had a lollipop, her voice was vague, and she was spitting with saliva.
Ye Tianxie has a black line ...
With a bang, the lollipop slipped out of Yaya's mouth. Yaya held the lollipop and said lovingly: "Big brother and beautiful sister, for your safety in Bingjulang cave Before you go in, you must buy beautiful snowshoes carefully made by you. If you do n’t buy them, for your safety, they wo n’t send you in. Yeah, beautiful snowshoes It's really pretty ... you see, and it's cheap, a pair only needs a thousand gold coins. "
Looking at the pile of snowshoes laid out by Yaya, Sophie almost didn't faint ... This style and material are all soiled shoes ... Sold a thousand gold coins! ?
"Well, you know you won't forget to force others to buy your shoes." Ye Tianxie was indifferent. He paid for the snow, bought two pairs of snow shoes, one black for himself and one white for Fifi.
"God evil, do you really want to wear such shoes? It's ugly." Sophie said weakly, holding the pair of white shoes that were simply unsightly.
"... It's really ugly, but the practicality is still strong, you will know later." Ye Tianxie answered her, and then said to Yaya, "Yaya, you can send us in this time."
"Dangdang Dangdang! Now is the Yaya Grand Test of Intelligence! To enter Bingjulang Cave, you must first pass the Yaya's big test of intelligence. Only the smartest people can enter Bingjulang Cave to save the poor Mother Wolf ... "Yaya held up her hands," Now, start !! "
Ye Tianxie's feet were soft, and in his head suddenly appeared a scene of six followers planted on this little girl yesterday, saying resentfully: "Yay, you're playing tricks!"
"Yeah! Yaya didn't make a fool of her. My elder brother was not allowed to enter Bingjulang cave today, but my elder brother was a good man. He gave him a lollipop, and Yaya agreed to give him the opportunity ... Brother must hold it and pass. "Yaya said with a smile. What level of Ye Tianxie was, she completely received yesterday. So, he is going to pass here today-impossible!
Therefore, oneself does not count as another violation of the creation sister.
"Yaya ..."
"Dangdang Dangdang! The first question ... listen well! There are two dogs running, the black dog runs fast, the white dog runs slowly, and when they reach the finish line, which dog is sweating? The most? The following is the speedy response mode of tension and excitement. Each question has only five seconds to answer ... The countdown starts, 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... "
Yaya obviously no longer gives Ye Tianxie the time to speak, her voice is sharp, she utters the first question without a pause, and then immediately begins to count the seconds ... Sophie Fei said and stopped, but before thinking of Ye Tianxie He deliberately told her not to speak, and he dealt with it, so he was obedient and kept silent, to see how Ye Tianxie reacted.
"... It's running fast and sweating a lot." When Yaya counted down and read "1", Ye Tianxie had to hurriedly give an answer.
"Wrong answer! Dogs don't sweat at all!"
Ye Tianxie: "..."
Sophie: "..."
"Second question," Yaya shouted again: "A martial arts super genius married a magical super genius. Who will become a son when he grows up in the future? Countdown begins ... 5 …… 4 ... 3 ... "
"It will become a genius of demon martial arts." Ye Tianxie said arrogantly.
"Answered wrong! Their children will become ... adults when they grow up!" Yaya shouted out loud, and licked the lollipop.
Ye Tianxie wanted to drag this little girl off the snowman and bury it in the snow.
The questions that Yaya raised were all authentic brain teasers, and the test was by no means normal thinking. For Ye Tianxie, who hadn't touched his brain before that, he didn't know what routine to start with. And according to normal thinking ... 100% will be wrong.
"Question 3: Xiaoming never touched his feet when he walked. Why is this?"
"Because Xiaoming is a bird, he can fly, so his feet won't touch the ground." With yesterday's experience of "Xiao Ming is a puppies", Ye Tianxian moved quickly and gave an excited answer ... Exactly! Exactly! The answer is it! This time, there is absolutely nothing wrong.
"Answer!" The relentless voice came out of Yaya's mouth again: "The elder brother is a super big fool, and the bird is flying in the sky, so it is not leaving! Xiaoming is not a bird! Xiaoming is a very cute little boy When I walk, my feet do n’t touch the ground because ... he wears shoes, so his feet do n’t touch the ground !! "
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What a weird question! !!
The answer is impeccable, not far-fetched at all ... Is it really stupid?
"Fourth question! There is a bow with a shooting distance of 100 meters and a bunny rabbit at a distance of 200 meters, but the arrow shot by this bow hit the bunny rabbit. Why is this? Countdown ... 5 ... … 4 …… 3 ……
Why hit ... how do I know! !!
"... 2 ... 1 ... 0! Time is up! The answer is ... that bow is 100 meters long! Adding a range of 100 meters, it adds up to 200 meters!" Yaya bit her stick Lollipop gives the answer.
Ye Tianxie was dizzy.
"Big brother, ten questions, you can go in if you answer the five questions correctly. You have already answered four wrong questions, but you have to cheer. The fifth question is so simple ... Well, who is the most disobedient person in the world? "
"It's a little hair child like Yaya!" Ye Tianxie said with gritted teeth.
"Answer! The most disobedient person in the world is the deaf, because the deaf can't hear anything! Yeah, brother, you have already made five wrong answers. If you answer incorrectly, you ca n’t go in today." Yaya thief grinned, licking a lollipop, and made a small grimace at Ye Tianxie.
One of the things Ye Tianxie wants to do now is to slap up Yaya and then slam his little ass. This little girl obviously realized that he would not answer correctly, so she just agreed so happily because of a lollipop just now.
Those questions ... are the questions that people can answer! !!
Looking at the proud Yaya and Ye Tianxie who gritted her teeth, Sophie finally couldn't stand it. She dragged Ye Tianxie's clothes and whispered, "Tianxie, this little girl's problem ... if I Answered, can it be counted? "