Chapter 164: Single love songs, mortals cultivate immortals!

Afternoon.
"I can’t catch love. I always watch it slip away. There are happy people everywhere in the world. Why can’t I be counted as me... Love must be more frustrated and courageous, love must be persistent, every single person You have to see it through. If you want to love, don’t be afraid of the pain. Find a loved one who wants to love and bid farewell to being single. A passionate, infatuated, unfeeling, and ruthless person, come and scar me~~"
I'm afraid I won't see my daughter-in-law in these two months. The key is that my two close-kids are gone today, and there is not even a molester. Li Zexuan lay alone on the deck chair of the pavilion in the west courtyard, singing this "Single Love Song" alone, consoling his poor single dog.
Singing and singing, Li Zexuan had a feeling of letting himself go. The singing became louder and louder. The people watched their young master "going crazy" from a distance, and were hesitating whether to tell his wife.
"Fuck, stop, stop, stop singing!"
Suddenly there was a roar in his ears, and Li Zexuan subconsciously stopped singing, opened his eyes and looked aside, the person coming was Li Tai.
The little fat man covered his ears and looked at him strangely.
Li Zexuan was speechless, his singing wasn't unpleasant, okay, why did this fat man look disgusting? Besides, this is my home, so you can come in without saying hello, and still have a face of disgust?
"What? Did the Qingque listen to the singing of Xingyun for the teacher's ring and hear that her ears are pregnant?"
Li Zexuan asked with a smile. After dealing with Li Tai so many times, Li Zexuan knew in his heart that he could not be polite with this little fat man, otherwise he would definitely push his nose on his face.
"Bah" Li Tai said: "You only heard that you were pregnant. It's horrible. It's an obscene cliche. This writer is really vulgar and insulting."
This kid even described a classic song from later generations as a lewd cliche. Li Zexuan immediately threw a grape on the stone table over and cursed:
"Your kid is insulting gentleman. Is it your attitude to talk to the teacher?"
The little fat man had a head in his head and escaped the sneak attack. He retorted: "This is not the Imperial College, so you don't put on airs. You said I disrespect the teacher. What evidence is there?"
This deadly fat guy was shameless, and Li Zexuan took him a little bit at a time. Who would let him have a good father!
Just write down this account and see how to clean up your kid after school the day after tomorrow, Li Zexuan thought viciously.
"Then I don't know what happened to His Royal Highness Wei Wang here today?"
Li Zexuan said indifferently with a look of rejection from thousands of miles away.
"Uh!"
Only then did Li Tai remember the purpose of coming this time. It seemed that he was asking for something. He had just quarreled with Li Zexuan after patronizing, forgetting the business! This is bad, the relationship is froze, how can we talk about the following things?
"Ah, the song that Mr. just sang is really good, Tai is deeply impressed!"
Li Taihe had flattered others before, and when he really needed to flatter at this time, he seemed very stiff.
Li Zexuan looked at Li Tai with a weird look, wondering if the little fat man's head was pretty funny.
"Just so-so, I said, Qingque, you are here today, what's the matter on earth!"
Li Zexuan thought for a while, let's first listen to what's going on with this little fat guy coming over today.
Li Tai twitched the corners of his mouth and scolded Li Zexuan for being shameless, but he smiled brightly on his face and said, "Didn't your husband say to let students help record "The Mortal Cultivation Biography"? The students are free today. , Just come over and do it for the husband."
It turned out that this little fat man wanted to ask for himself. Li Zexuan took up the air and said pretentiously:
"Oh, I was rapped and sung by others today as a teacher, and I am in a bad mood, so let's talk about it another day!"
Li Tai's face was immediately ugly, but thinking of the wonderful "Journey to the West" last time, he gritted his teeth and said: "The student just said it was pure nonsense, please don't take it seriously."
Li Zexuan smiled, knowing that it shouldn't be too much at this time, and everything should be modest, or over-joking will turn friends into enemies.
"Well, I feel much better as a teacher now, but I can tell stories, but Qingque, have you done your homework?"
Li Tai said triumphantly: "Of course, can I stump Li Tai with just one question?"
Li Zexuan curiously said: "Oh? So you have thought of a solution? Tell me!"
"Confidentiality, this student will hand over the answer to the husband the day after tomorrow. If he says it now, it is impossible to guarantee that it will not be leaked!"
Li Tai said defensively.
Fuck, this fat guy is probably worried that I will leak his answer to the iron egg? It's really shameless, I already have a standard answer, who is rare!
"Cut, forget it, then I'll let someone call the iron egg over, let's talk together!"
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After a while, Tiedan, Lan'er, and Li Tai were sitting around in the pavilion, with rice paper spread in front of Li Tai, while a little maid was helping to polish ink.
Li Zexuan always felt that Tie Dan's eyes looked a little strange when he looked at him today, but he couldn't tell how strange it was, it can only be regarded as a man's intuition!
After seeing the personnel arriving, Li Zexuan closed his eyes and began to recall in his mind the book "The Legend of Mortal Cultivation~EbookFREE.me~" which he read in his previous life. "The founder of the mountain is also the best and longest work among mortals.
Unlike "Journey to the West", "The Legend of Mortal Cultivation" is an online novel after all. It pays attention to fast food culture and plain language. It is mainly because the plot is attractive. Li Zexuan is not sure whether this kind of online novel will be popular in ancient times. Just check it out today.
After a cup of tea, Li Zexuan recalled the plot of the first volume of "The Legend of Mortal Cultivation". On the one hand, he really liked this novel in his previous life. On the other hand, his current mental power is really comparable to that of others. The benefits of strong mental power are not only reflected in mental arithmetic, but also have great advantages in recalling things.
"Bluebird, are you ready?"
Li Zexuan looked at Li Tai and asked.
Li Tai squeezed the brush in his hand and said excitedly: "Ready, ready!"
Li Zexuan nodded and began to tell: "The first trip to the mountainside village. Er Lengzi opened his eyes wide and looked straight at the black roof made of thatch and mud. The old quilt on his body was already dark yellow. It doesn’t look like the original one, and there is still a faint musty smell. The other person next to him is the second brother Han Zhu, who sleeps very sweetly, and from time to time there are varying degrees of severity. Screaming..."
Li Tai frowned as he listened, memorized, and said: This beginning is too plain, it is not as exciting as "Journey to the West"!
Although he thought so in his heart, Li Tai did not interrupt aloud, the excellent education from the royal family prompted him to continue listening patiently.
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