Chapter 179: The language is not amazing and endless!

The main hall of Li Mansion.
Li Zexuan went on to talk freely. He extended a second finger and said: "Secondly, I think we have to figure out the issue of newspaper audiences. With the future release of "Datang Dictionary" and the promotion of Pinyin, people who can read There will be far more people than current scholars. These people don't read much by themselves, and they certainly don't understand the profound classical Chinese. I think the newspapers in the future should be mainly in the vernacular.
But considering that the dictionary and pinyin have not been fully promoted, we can do a preliminary experiment and divide the newspaper into several sections. One section is called Literati Interaction. In this section, all written in classical Chinese, so that scholars can publish government orders to the imperial court. The interpretation of the book and the different viewpoints between the various schools have turned this section into a paradise for literati exchanges. Use vernacular for the rest of the sections! "
Ma Zhou couldn't help but nodded and said, "That's okay. Before Ma came here, he had considered this issue."
Li Zexuan continued: "Thirdly, Brother Ma, regarding current affairs news, you can put him in a separate section. This section is mainly used to record some recent strange events, but the style of writing cannot be so serious, and the title cannot be like yours. The writing is so rigid, you have to write it lightly and humorously, so people read the newspaper just to be happy and fresh!"
Ma Zhou worked so hard to write the press release for so long. Many of the words and sentences in it were sculpted repeatedly. As a result, Li Zexuan criticized some of them as worthless, and his face was a little uncontrollable, and his temperament almost came up again. Lived, he asked unconvincedly:
"Then Sir Sir, what do you think should be written?"
Li Zexuan smiled, and he could see that Ma Zhou still had a little temper, but it is normal for a literati to be arrogant, and he didn't mind too much. He said: "How to write specifically to attract people, this has to be considered by Brother Ma, but I can provide an example for Brother Ma. For example, you can write this at the beginning:
Why did the ninety-year-old woman die naked on the street? Why do hundreds of female donkeys scream in the middle of the night? Why are Baihualou Oiran's prose clothes frequently stolen? Who did the serial female killing of the sow? The old nun’s door was knocked every night, is it a man or a ghost? What is hidden behind the accidental deaths of hundreds of little bitches? Behind all this is the distortion of human nature or the loss of morality? Is it a sexual outburst or thirsty helplessness? Stay tuned for the eighth issue of "Datang Daily"..."
"puff!"
Li Zexuan didn't stop talking about it. Before he finished speaking, Ma Zhoudun felt dizzy and almost spewed a mouthful of old blood. What about morals? My lord, what is your integrity?
Ma Zhou felt that he had put aside the arrogance of a scholar and went to work in a workshop with a cheeky. He had no ethics, but he did not expect that there would be a scholar who was even less ethical than him. Ma Zhou now doubted whether he was himself. The face was too thin before?
"Lord Sir, is it really good as you write? Will we be drowned by the scholars of the world?"
Ma Zhouyi asked with a vomiting blood expression on his face, and it was as if he was telling Li Zexuan, are you sure, your special mother is not teasing me?
Li Zexuan deliberately ignored Ma Zhou’s expression and naturally said, "Why is this not working? Brother Ma, don’t you think that if you write this way, the people will be more interested in looking down? As for the scholar’s ​​saliva, Ma brother does not have to worry at all. They will scold them. They will become more and more famous when there is dispute. Their saliva will only make our newspapers more and more popular. Moreover, in the future, our newspapers will definitely control the right of public opinion. We will borrow them ten courage. , I see who of them dare to scold!"
Ma Zhou wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, how could he feel like he had entered a fire pit now, and it was still that kind of 10,000-meter deep pit, and he couldn't jump out.
"Lord, do you really want to write that?"
Ma Zhou hoped that Li Zexuan would change his mind and not make things so shocking.
Li Zexuan insisted: "Yes, just write in this style of writing, with a hint of exaggeration in the humor, which makes people want to stop once they read it!"
"OK then!"
Ma Zhou had no choice but to agree to it, slandering in his heart, is your call with a hint of exaggeration? It's almost exaggerated and endless!
Li Zexuan thought for a while and continued: "Well, the last novel section of the newspaper is called Dahua Jianghu. In the early stage, I used my "Mortal Cultivation Biography" to top it up. Each issue contains four chapters. If the Ministry of Culture can collect it later For some high-quality novels, put them together and serialize them. Brother Ma, what do you think of my "The Mortal Cultivation Biography"? Can it be put in the newspaper?"
Ma Zhou awkwardly said: "Ahem, of course, Ma has also read this novel. Although the beginning is a little flat, but from the following chapters, the huge world constructed by this novel and mentioned in the book The training system that Ma has come to is almost unheard of. It is really novel. I believe that many people will like to watch it by then."
Li Zexuan proudly said: "Of course, the stories behind this novel will only become more and more exciting, Brother Ma, you absolutely can't think of it."
"Then when this novel is published, should the creator write your name, Sir Alex?"
Ma Zhou suddenly thought of a very crucial question.
Li Zexuan pondered for a moment, and smiled: "You don't need to write my real name, I will give myself a pen name. Anyone who submits articles in the future can give themselves a pen name. My pen name is Pi Xia Ke!"
At the same time, he silently said in his heart: Wang Yu is so big, I'm sorry, I will copy this novel from you, and copy someone else's in the next one, don't mind ha, buddy is also considered to bring your novel to the Tang Dynasty, no need Thanks.
Ma Zhou was puzzled and asked: "My Lord, what is the meaning of the words Pi Xia Ke?"
Li Zexuan looked at the top of his head, his gaze seemed to penetrate the roof, through the sky, and out of the sky. He sighed and said, "This is for me to miss a person, a very great person. Without him, maybe it would not be possible. I am now!"
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In 2017, in a small rental house in Tiandu, a web writer who was rushing to the street was crazy codewords in front of the computer. Behind the word document, there was clearly a program code that he had just finished running. Suddenly he was brutal. Sneezed three times.
"Ahee! Ahee! Ahee!"
Suddenly the computer screen was sprayed with saliva. He drew a piece of toilet paper to wipe the computer while cursing, "Grass, it must be the old lady from the landlord who is scolding Laozi again! Isn't it just telling her to pay the rent a few days later? As for this?"
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Li Mansion.
Ma Zhou heard Li Zexuan's inexplicable words ~EbookFREE.me~ and couldn't help but wonder: Isn't Jue Ye's father named Li Jingmo, and his mother named Ye Yuzhu? There is no one named Pi Xia Ke? So why did Sir Alex say that there would be no Pi Xia Ke without him? Could it be...
Ma Zhou suddenly widened his eyes in horror. He felt as if he had discovered something extraordinary!
"Snapped!"
Seeing this, Li Zexuan patted the table and said in an aura: "What do you want? My master said before his death that he liked the three words Pi Xia Ke very much!"
Ma Zhou obviously wanted to be crooked, and Li Zexuan had to make up an excuse to prevaricate it, lest he make any moths.
Ma Zhou gave a suspicious "Oh", then he saw that his purpose for coming today had been achieved, so he said goodbye, Li Zexuan waved his hand helplessly, and let the idiot roll.
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Fourth, why do you feel a little hollowed out, boss, let’s have a scrambled egg with leeks and two roasted pork kidneys!
(End of this chapter)