Chapter 765: All kinds of unaccustomed!
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Otaku Engineer in Great Tang Dynasty
- 皮侠客
- 1246 characters
- 2021-01-30 07:57:58
Two-thirds of the students in Yanhuang Academy are from outside Chang'an City, and only a small number of students go home during the two-day holiday. Although the other non-local students could not go home, they were very happy when they thought that military training was not needed.
But as the saying goes, "Blessings come with misfortunes, and misfortunes come with blessings." Sometimes not going home is actually a kind of luck.
"Fuck, I just wanted to when I came back, Jiang Wuyun will bring some toilet paper to this young master~!"
Without much effort, Cheng Chumo returned to Chang'an. As soon as the goods entered the house, he felt the chrysanthemums tighten, and the feces were about to gush out. Cheng Chumo hurried to the hut and told his book boy. .
Jiang Wuyun, who was in the front yard, wanted to say hello when Cheng Chumo walked into the courtyard door, but he was shocked when he heard such a nonchalant sentence.
"Hey~ Master, what is toilet paper~?"
Jiang Wuyun chased after Cheng Chumo and shouted loudly.
Cheng Chumo, who had just walked to the hut, paused, patted his head, and said annoyed: "Fuck, I almost forgot, there is no toilet paper at home, forget it, let me bring some newspapers to Master~!"
Jiang Wuyun led the way, Cheng Chu silently shook his head, and entered the hut with an unhappy expression.
"Damn~! Why is it so smelly!"
Cheng Chumo, who was used to the toilet in the academy, came back to see his cottage, and suddenly began to dislike it. Not only does his home lack the white and smooth squat pits of the college, but also a complete flushing system. It looks disgusting, and it smells bad, no wonder this guy is starting to dislike it.
"Uh~, Master, our cottage has always been like this~?"
Jiang Wuyun, who had just brought a newspaper, stood outside the cottage door, and said in amazement.
"It's alright, I know, let's go~!"
Cheng Chumo stretched out his hand, took the newspaper into the hut, and said helplessly.
Less than an hour after leaving Yanhuang Academy, Cheng Chumo had already started to miss life in Yanhuang Academy. I wanted to leave the academy when I was in the academy, and then I wanted to return to the academy.
In fact, Cheng Chumo is far more than Cheng Chumo. The students who return home are the first to be uncomfortable with the sudden switch of architectural style. Most of the buildings in Yanhuang Academy are foreign-style buildings constructed of cement bricks. They are all the classical styles of wooden doors and windows. It cannot be said that the two styles are better or worse. It can only be said that after students are used to the classical style of wooden buildings and wooden windows, when they first entered Yanhuang Academy, they felt like Yanhuang Academy. The style building makes it more comfortable to live in.
In addition, similar to what Cheng Chumo needed, the students all discovered the superiority of the college toilets. The clean and hygienic toilets were simply not comparable to their own cottages.
"Housekeeper, housekeeper~, go to Qiquge and buy me some toilet paper~!"
Sun Mansion, Sun Zifan came out of the hut with his in his hand, with a constipation expression, and said to the housekeeper in the courtyard. Looking at this guy's expression, God knows how much he suffered in the hut!
"Master, what is toilet paper~?"
The butler looked at Sun Zifan with a puzzled look and asked.
Sun Tzufan frowned and waved impatiently: "Uh, it's very sanitary paper. Butler, you can go to Qiquge to ask and you will understand. People over there must be clear."
The butler responded ignorantly, and left the house, but after a while, he turned back and said, "Master, now the gate is about to close, there should be no one at the Qiqu Pavilion!"
Sun Zifan said silently: "Then go early tomorrow morning~!"
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Most of the students of Yanhuang Academy who returned to Chang'an encountered the embarrassment of going to the hut without toilet paper. After leaving the Academy, they felt that they were not used to it everywhere! But there is one person who is lucky, that is Li Tai.
"Hey~! Fortunately, the emperor sister has toilet paper, otherwise this king would be killed~!"
Li Tai was holding a roll of toilet paper and came out of the hut contentedly, thinking very much.
Now in the entire Datang, except for Li Zexuan’s house and Yanhuang Academy, only Changle has toilet paper. Before Changle followed Li Er, Empress Changsun and others to visit Yanhuang Academy, due to Li Chengqian's sudden stomachache, Changle accidentally discovered the magical effect of toilet paper. Then the little girl took the initiative to ask Li Zexuan for a batch of toilet paper!
Li Zexuan had always regarded Changle as a cute little girl as his sister. After hearing Changle's request, Li Zexuan naturally did not respond. He arranged for someone to send a whole car of toilet paper to the palace that day.
It was through such a loophole that Li Tai was able to obtain precious toilet paper.
"Hey~! The only drawback is that the huts in the palace do not feel as comfortable as the academy. I have to admire Xiaoxuan’s design capabilities! Even the pits can play new tricks~!"
In fact, there is no such thing as filthy or smelly huts in the Wei Palace, but Li Tai still feels that the huts in the academy are more comfortable to squat!
"Gu Changshi, tomorrow you will invite a group of craftsmen who have participated in the construction of Yanhuang Academy~EbookFREE.me~ to repair the houses in the palace and let them build in the style of the Academy~!"
Li Tai found the long history of the palace and whispered.
"Yes, Your Highness!"
The so-called Gu Changshi was a middle-aged scribe in his early thirties, and he bowed when he heard the words.
"By the way, I will ask people to go to Qiquge to buy some toilet paper for the king tomorrow. It is not good to always ask Changle for "borrowing paper"!"
Li Tai thought for a while and added.
Gu Changshi was speechless, asking what kind of trick do you think? What is the difference between borrowing or repaying and stealing and stealing~?
"Yes, Your Highness~!"
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To a certain extent, these Yanhuang Academy students returning home from the holiday are like a batch of fire spreading to the world, igniting a prairie fire! Through word of mouth from the students, people gradually became aware of novelties such as toilet paper, water pipes, showers, and so on, and after listening to the description of the students in the college, they felt that these things were pretty good!
Especially toilet paper, this kind of soft thing that can replace hard as iron toilet chips is simply a boon for everyone! As long as they are not short of money and pay attention to the quality of life, they all yearn for toilet paper~!
But where should I buy this stuff? Many people subconsciously think of Qiquge, because toilet paper first appeared in Yanhuang Academy. Li Zexuan is the head of Yanhuang Academy and the boss of Qiquge. If you think about it, if toilet paper is sold, it must be in Qiquge. Fun Pavilion!
As a result, in the early morning of the second day, Qiquge welcomed a large number of guests again, and the line had already filled the whole street!
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First!
The second is after eleven o'clock, and the third is after one!
(End of this chapter)
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