Vol 2 Chapter 912: Sit up in shock!

(This chapter has a bit of taste. For those who are obsessed with cleanliness or are eating, please read carefully)
"Wu Changshi, what do you think this is~?"
The parents in the backyard of the Palace of Wei Dynasty were anxiously waiting for the results of Li Zexuan's diagnosis and treatment, but they saw that Wu Changshi commanded them to carry five braziers and a basket of unknown objects, and they were walking towards the wing. When Li Er was curious, he stopped Wu Changshi and asked.
Wu Changshi's expression was bitter, and he came over and answered truthfully: "My Majesty, the things in this basket are toilet chips, which Hou Rangchen of Yongan went to find!"
When Li Er heard this, his face suddenly looked a little unsightly, "Toilet rack? What use does he want?"
"The minister doesn't know, Yonganhou didn't tell the minister!"
Wu Changshi himself was wondering, he didn't know why Li Zexuan had to let him find these disgusting things.
"Let's go! I will ask him later!"
Li Er had a bad feeling in his heart, but he had previously promised Li Zexuan that everyone would be assigned to him. How could he go back now?
Empress Changsun looked at the wing room with doubts, and the other big guys looked at each other.
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Inside the room.
"Master Hou, all the toilet chips and braziers you want have been brought here to you. What do you think you need next?"
After both the brazier and the toilet were moved into the room, Wu Changshi punched Li Zexuan.
Li Zexuan took a look, nodded and said, "I don’t need it for the time being. I ordered people to throw the toilet chips into the brazier, and put the brazier under the beds of the blue bird, Chu Mo and others, to make the body heat up! Leave one or two people in there. Now add toilet chips to the brazier, and the rest of you will go out first! We will come in again in half an hour!"
This is an indigenous method of treating cholera that Li Zexuan heard from the old village doctor in his previous life. It is said that he has cured many people. Cough cough, of course there are no toilet chips in modern times, so we can only use "poop sticks" instead!
He doesn't have much confidence in this kind of earthwork, but at this moment, let's try it out and see how it works. Moreover, he still has something to do!
After Wu Changshi heard this, he was immediately silly. He then understood Li Zexuan's purpose for asking him to find these toilets, but why does this sound so unreliable?
"Master Hou, this..."
"No need to ask more, just do as Benhou said!"
Without waiting for Wu Changshi to ask questions, Li Zexuan waved his hand very domineeringly.
In fact, he didn't even know that this earthwork used to treat cholera with toilet chips has a lot of background.
In the Compendium of Materia Medica, there is a record in the "Server Department" that toilet chips: 【Indications】Dystocia, and cholera turns into cold and tendons. The heat is burned under the bed, and it is also mainly evil spirit. This thing is the smallest and can be recorded (hidden vessel).
Uh, doesn't it feel incredible? Regardless of whether this prescription has scientific basis or not, there are more ridiculous prescriptions in the Compendium of Materia Medica. For example, human urine can cure "cold and heat headaches", and pig ropes are used to treat children's crying and restless. Use the twelfth lunar month to burn ashes and take a little water.
Li Zexuan only remembers that when the old village doctor told him about the earthwork of cholera, he secretly laughed in his heart that those cholera patients should have been smoked by the smell of shit?
Seeing that Li Zexuan's attitude was so tough, Wu Changshi could only do so.
Cheng Chumo, lying on the bamboo couch, really "sit up in dying sickness". I don't know where this guy suddenly came so vigorously. I saw him pointing at Li Zexuan, staring and shouting, "Wocao~! Xiao...Xiaoxuan, you...you can't be so cheating brother! You are not treating us, you clearly want to kill us!"
Although he has been smoked by his own feces all night, is the feces of others the same as his own? Many times when you go to the hut to poop, you will find the hut next to you smelly, but you generally don’t feel how stinky the is. That’s the truth!
Li Zexuan said with a smile, "Looking at how much you are now, it shows that this toilet rack is very useful! Wu Changshi, remember to close all doors and windows in a while and keep them closed!"
After that, he ignored Cheng Chumo's yelling and turned around to go out.
The imperial physicians also fled in a hurry.
Li Tai, who was asleep, woke up faintly by Cheng Chumo's loud voice, and said in a daze, "Smoke to death? What...what to suffocate? Chu...Chumo, why are you...what are you here? ?"
Seeing that the doors and windows were closed, Cheng Chu silently felt desperate, and he was too lazy to talk to Li Tai. At this moment, he couldn't help feeling a pain in his abdomen, and hurriedly shouted: "Hurry up, I'm going to shit! Hurry up!"
"Puff~!"
Inside the house, the smell of fresh shit, burning shit, and the foul smell of vomiting were all mixed together, and the smell was so stinking! Even though the servants of the Royal Palace who have been smoked all night, they can't stand it at this moment. It is estimated that these people will have no food for the next month, right?
"Oh~!"
There was a surge in Li Tai's stomach, and he quickly threw up into the basin under the bed.
The other people were not much better. The stench emitted from the brazier made Xun Xun’s desire to die. It was not that they didn’t want to
escape
, but they had been exhausted after spending the night. , How can there be that strength~? Can only "enjoy" silently lying on the bamboo couch!
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Outside the house, Li Er saw Li Zexuan walking out and asked, "Li Zhanshi, what use did you ask Wu Changshi to use for finding the toilet~?"
Empress Changsun, Cheng Yaojin and others also turned their attention here.
Li Zexuan did not dare to say that he just wanted to verify that the earthwork pipes were not working, but he said nonsense seriously: "Your Majesty, the minister put these toilet chips into the fire and burned them, and wanted to put the dampness in the bodies of the Qingque and the others. The qi smokes out, and a few prescriptions for nourishing qi to drive away the cold are added to nourish their bodies so that they no longer have diarrhea!"
When Li Eryi heard that Li Zexuan had used the toilet to raise Li Tai to treat his illness, his face suddenly turned green, and he subconsciously suspected that Li Zexuan was deliberately treating his son. However, Li Zexuan's words behind him were quite pretentious and well-founded, which made him hesitate for a while. The main reason is that the name of the real person Lingxu is too big~EbookFREE.me~ otherwise he has the mind to chop up Li Zexuan at the moment.
After a long pause, Li Erhei said with an old face: "I will believe you for the time being. If this is the case, I can't cure the bluebirds, I..."
He didn't say the second half of the sentence, but the threat was beyond words.
Empress Changsun, Empress Cheng Yaojin and others who were not very pretty at first heard Li Er agreed, and they all had to swallow their doubts into their stomachs.
Li Zexuan didn't care, because he was very confident about the other prescriptions in his heart, "Thank you for your trust!"
Then he turned around and said: "Wu Changshi, please get pen and ink, and Benhou writes a few prescriptions, and then you send someone to grab the medicine!"
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Hmm, by the way, do you guys start school? Hehe~
(End of this chapter)