Vol 4 Chapter 76: 0 Ancient Merry First

Chapter 76 The First Family
Liu Che was stunned by Yunlang's roar and said nothing.
Cao Xiang looked at Yun Lang's eyes like he was looking at a dead person, shaking his hands so badly, he didn't know how he should round his cowhide, which was blown out by his dead brother.
Just when Cao Xiang's Six Gods had no master, Liu Che spoke to Yunlang: "Very good, very good, with courage, you really have courage, and it is the craziest one of the lunatics I have ever seen.
Okay, well, I meet your requirements. If you really have such a great ability as you said, I will forgive you innocent, if you do n’t, if you do n’t, I will divide you into five horses! ! "
Cao Xiang's tears are coming out. Look at Liu Che, who is violent as a lion, and look at the cloud of death. At this time, he wished that he had never been in this world.
Yun Lang was sitting cross-legged on the floor, but he was not in a hurry at this time. He smiled and said to Cao Xiang: "What is he doing, he will soon be born, and he will not use pen and ink to record, if he forgets it, then It ’s a pity. "
Cao Xiang choked with sobs: "At this time, you still say this."
Liu Che also calmed down and looked suspiciously at Yunlang, who said: "I was stunned just now. If you admit it now, as long as you change it, I may not save you a life."
Yun Lang smiled and said: "Your Majesty has a heart of love for his ministers, and the micro-ministers have five impressions. The micro-ministers have just been aggrieved to the extreme. This just slammed into the majesty of his words. He also asked his majesty to forgive sins. However, his majesty wanted good poetry. In spite of the question, if he could not meet His Majesty ’s desire for good poetry, Weichen pleaded guilty to linking Liu Ling. "
Cao Xiang saw that Yun Lang was still hard-mouthed and irritated. He lifted his feet and kicked Yun Lang. He hugged Liu Che ’s thigh and cried, "Uncle, we really did not collude with Liu Ling. At first, we took the woman to the Huns I just want to punish the Xiongnu Palace, there is absolutely nothing to hurt the Han's mind, you have to believe us ... "
Liu Che looked lovingly at the crying Cao Xiang, stroking the top of his head and said: "Uncle believes that you must think so, but only met a lunatic today, after all, there must be a conclusion.
Your actions today have made your uncle very satisfied. Whether you are a friend or a brother, you have done the best.
Now, let us you brother, who often makes uncles unexpected, can we make our uncles accident again. "
Yun Lang was dizzy and sat up with his head arched. The Cao Xiang kicked so heavy. Seeing the nosebleed tickled down on the floor, it merged into a small lake that could only be turned over Looking at the disgusting scene of the filial piety between Liu Che and Cao Xiang.
Cao Xiang chuckled and loosened Liu Che's thigh, looking at Yun Lang and saying, "You are better still doing poetry. Now is not the time for us to play around."
While talking, he also tore a piece of cloth from Yunlang ’s nose and looked at Cao Xiang ’s panicked eyes. Yunlang urred and said:
This is all my fault. When our brothers drink and have fun, I should Write a few more poems to help you, let you have a preliminary understanding of my ability to write poetry.
However, it ’s not too late now, do n’t be too surprised for a while. In the future, you want poetry to seduce those singers, although tell me what you want, to ensure that every capital makes you feel deafened. "
Cao Xiang smiled when Yun Lang said some tears, wiped his eyes and said, "You will die if you don't brag."
Yun Lang smiled and said: "I will not die, I will be crazy."
After finishing his speech, Yun Lang moved his body to face the emperor's very handsome forehead and said: "Please, Your Majesty, please make a question!"
Liu Che sat back on the Jin couch, and looked at Yun Lang, said: "You are a lunatic, and you are not wronged at all. Now I also believe that there is no connection between you and Liu Ling. However, if you want to exonerate, you still give I made a satisfactory poem to count.
I will make another "Beauty Song" with the title of the palace concubine just now "
Yun Lang closed his eyes in Cao Xiang's expectation, and opened his eyes a moment later, and said with a loud voice: "The origin is called independence, which is called the Allure. The hair will grow between the willows and the peach blossoms. Loud, step by step, ringing with jade rings. Slim waist Yibao socks, red shirts woven into colorful gowns. Take care of the weight, and feel the waist lightly. "
Yun Lang just finished chanting, and Cao Xiang jumped up and cheered like a monkey: "Good song, good song, peerless good song, hahaha, Axiang, I didn't expect you to have such a skill, so good.
Uncle, Axiang made it, can we go now? "
Liu Che sucked his cool air like a toothache: "Have you heard clearly?"
"Listen clearly, listen clearly, it is indeed a good song."
"Well, you recite it to your uncle, I didn't hear it clearly."
"Uh ..." Cao Xiang froze. The idea he just played was that as long as Yun Lang could read poetry, he would applaud ... As for what Yun Lang read, where did he remember.
Seeing that Liu Che was still meditating, Yun Lang smiled and said: "If your majesty is not satisfied, you may wish to write a question again. After all, the micro-professor of" Beauty Song "has already been written once. Restrictions are better than the first beauty. "
Liu Che nodded and said, "This poem just now is not as good as Lang Lang's catchy" Beauty Song ", but it looks more polished, and the rhythm is also in line with each other. It shows that it is a good work, at least the musicians in the palace are sending you too much.
Counting you through, come here, loose, we will continue the thesis. "
Seeing that the ropes on Yun Lang's body were removed by the Golden Armored Warrior, Cao Xiang sat on the ground softly as if his backbone had been removed.
Yun Lang moved his wrist and moved Cao Xiang to the side of the pillar to let him sit against the pillar. He bowed to the emperor: "Please continue to ask your majesty!"
Liu Che was sitting at the looming path of Leyou, who was pointing out of the hall door: "A few days ago, the embroidered embroiderer intercepted Liu Ling's secret agent and learned of the connection list carried by the secret agent. After boarding Leyouyuan, after a few thoughts, I made this determination to eradicate the roots.
Yunlang, you know how bad my mood was ... "
Liu Che just finished speaking, Yun Lang opened his mouth and said: "I feel uncomfortable towards the evening, drive to the ancient plain, the sunset is infinitely good, just near dusk."
Liu Chening looked at Yun Lang and seemed to see through his soul. Seeing Yun Lang looking at him with a smile, although there were still two pieces of cloth stuck in his nose, the image could not be raised anymore. It merges with the Yunlang of Shang Lin Yuan and Li Shaojun's fighting methods.
Cao Xiang stood up unknowingly. The reason why he fell softly just now was because the tight line was completely broken. Now, after listening to the propositional poem that Yun Lang just wrote, I feel that my brother does not seem to have Blowing the cowhide, it was just a false alarm just now, and the waist bar naturally became hard.
"Take the title of a tall building!"
"The dangerous building is a hundred feet high, and you can pick up the stars in your hand.
"Take the wild grass under the order!"
"Lee on the grass from the original, one year and one year withering, wildfires are endless, the spring wind is blowing again!"
"Take spring as the topic!"
"The sun and the rivers are beautiful, the spring breeze is fragrant. The mud swallows the swallows, and the sand warms the sleeping mandarin ducks."
"One more song!"
"Jiang Bi birds are over white, mountains and blue flowers are burning. After seeing and passing this spring, what day will be the year of return."
"Take my old Han enemy, Yu Yu, as the title!"
"Birth is a master, death is a ghost. So far Xiang Siyu has refused to pass Jiangdong ... ah ... no, your majesty forgives sin!"
Liu Che finally stopped asking questions, even if the last poem praising Xiang Yu was not proper, there was no blame.
Instead, he waved his hand and said: "That's right, Xiang Yu is a great man, and my emperor Gao Emperor defeated him more than once. Who can say that he is not a hero in front of him, even if it is my great man's Taizu Gao? The emperor never said that Xiang Yu was not a hero.
Yun Lang, I lost. You just said right. If I want good poetry, why not recruit as many mediocrities as you are?
Today, I am sad and joyful, sadly, even though my great man has already dominated the world, looking at the Huns, there are still countless dog thieves who are used by the Huns in this world, forget the ancestors, forget the piece at the foot The land is their home.
I am glad that you did not disappoint me, let me be sad, and there is a little bit of luck, thank you, go to the sick, a big man like A Xiang, Hao Erlang did not abandon the big man, as long as you have the heart, I have Absolute confidence will kill the Huns completely, so that I, the big man, do n’t have to worry about the horseshoes of other races. Even if there is a horseshoe sound, it is also the male voice of my big Han iron riding!
A little bit of spooky sprites, He Zuodaoya, under my iron ride, they are just a group of carrion. "
Hearing the generosity of Liu Che, Yun Lang, Cao Xiang, and all the eunuchs in the hall, the samurai Gong'e, all on one knee, shouted loudly and said: "Hello!"
Liu Che narrowed his eyes and smiled and waved: "Go ahead, secretary, give me the poems I just recorded, and I want to taste the taste."
Yun Lang Cao Xiang left the Changle Palace among a group of eunuchs.
Yun Lang stood outside the palace and looked up at the hot sun in the sky, suddenly sweating like pulp.
"I thought you were not afraid!"
"I'm not a fool anymore. How could I not be afraid, I know not. I just had to endure before I didn't have urine pants. Now, it's serious to help me find the latrine!"
Guided by the to find the latrine ~ EbookFREE.me ~ The two stood in a row and drained until the moment, the fear in my heart was discharged from the body with the urine, and the two shivered , There are unspeakable pleasures.
"My uncle didn't mean to kill you!" Cao Xiang was worried about Yun Lang's resentment.
"I know that if your majesty wants to kill me, where will you allow me to say so much nonsense, and where will give me a chance to explain.
Look at the group of Bahu Xiaowei, your majesty did not even give a warning, and the slaughterhouse was cleaned overnight.
You said, who reported it? So brave? "
Cao Xiang looked at Yun Lang and said with a smile: "I think, He Chou will find it out."
"Worry? Didn't he go to Changsha?"
"Huh! You also believe that old dog. Just now my old house servant told me that Yun Yin and Huo Guang were taken away by He Chouyou."
"This old thief lied to me again!"