Chapter 69:
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Paper Lover
- 楚寒衣青
- 3363 characters
- 2021-03-03 09:50:35
"Ah, Azai." Li said Xing calmly, "Don't be fooled by the names of these articles. In fact, they are just exaggerated names, and the content is still well written. It's not really that domineering, black-bellied... …"
Su Mingqian nodded: "I understand, if you write poorly, you won't put them in the bookshelf."
No, you don't understand at all!
Li Shuoxing explained again, still calmly: "No, actually I don’t really like to read these articles. I just... pick their faults. Yes, pick their faults. After all, there is a professor beside me. I know what a real professor is like, so I am more sensitive to some professors!"
When Su Mingqian heard this, his eyes fell on the comment record again.
Li Shuoxing followed closely behind.
They revisited the various comments left by Superstar about the delicious articles.
In an instant, an idiom flashed in Li Shuoxing's head.
Want to cover up.
He thought deeply:
Or else, this account is lent to a friend, right?
Su Mingqian coughed a little at this time.
He turned around, turned his back to Li Shuoxing, and said, "Okay, Ximu, it's been a long time since I've been out, I should go back, goodbye."
Before Li Shuoxing had time to speak, he saw the villain pat the wallpaper with his hands and moved to the Love Bar APP. Every step he moved, he lost a good impression.
+5+10+5+15……
Go all the way and get good impressions all the way.
When the villain got into the APP and disappeared completely, he had dropped at least 150 favorability points.
Li Shuoxing watched this scene blankly, and fell silent for a while.
This……
and so……
Could it be...
Ah Zai likes me to read novels by the overbearing professor?
Li Shuoxing is still a little confused about what Su Mingqian thinks.
He wanted to observe and observe again, to study what Zizai's brain was turning, but faster, new problems appeared, and Zizai discovered the takeaway app on his phone.
Are you hungry? Meituan, Dianping, KFC, McDonald's...
Su Mingqian didn't feel anything when he discovered the first paragraph.
But after that, he found one, another, and another. After walking around in these apps silently, he crawled out, turned on the camera, and faced Li Shuoxing. Talk seriously.
"Westwood."
"Ok?"
Su Mingqian glanced at the palm of his hand and read: "You man."
Li said Xing: "?!"
Li Shuoxing thought he had heard it wrong, and subconsciously called out, "Azai?"
Su Mingqian glanced at the palm of his hand again, and continued reading: "Don't call me. You can't imagine that this will make me feel relieved."
Li Shuoxing was sure that he had not misheard this time, he was full of excitement: "Baby, what's wrong with you..."
Su Mingqian pointed out: "What's wrong is not me, it's you. Ximu, I have already read your takeaway APP bill. Last month you spent 5000 yuan on takeout, and this month is only on the 9th, and you are taking takeaway again. I spent 2,000 yuan on it. Do you order takeaway for three meals a day?"
Li said Xing: "Uh."
Su Mingqian warned in advance: "Don't lie to me."
Li Shuoxing immediately thought of the unexplainable misunderstanding of "Dominant XXX" and gave in: "It's convenient to take out."
Su Mingqian: "But it's not healthy enough. Ximu, you should try to cook by yourself."
Li Shuoxing refused: "I don't."
Su Mingqian tried to explain: "It's actually not complicated to cook by yourself."
Li said Xing: "I won't."
Su Mingqian persuaded again: "And he can also make dishes that best suit his taste."
Li said Xing: "I will never."
Su Mingqian was a little anxious, and while he was anxious, he said: "But Ximu, I hope you can treat your body well, I will worry—"
Halfway through the conversation, Su Mingqian suddenly stuck, and quickly lowered his head.
The barrage appeared suddenly.
[Su Mingqian looks at the text in his palm. 】
[Su Mingqian is quite upset. 】
[Su Mingqian looked up again. 】
Su Mingqian's voice once again turned into an unsentimental great reading: "Man, your objections are meaningless, you must listen to me."
Li Shuoxing: "..."
He was sure that his cub was really wrong!
What's wrong.
Why did my soft and cute cub disappear in the blink of an eye?
System, what did you do to my cub, did you show me something weird?
Li Shuoxing had already killed the system in his heart.
It's useless to kill, the key is still cubs.
In order to find out what happened, Li Shuoxing succumbed quickly and made a false impression: "Azai, don't be so fierce. I'm a little nervous when you are like this. Don't you just stop eating takeaway? I agreed."
Su Mingqian confirmed: "Really?"
Li Shuoxing: "Really, I promised, I won't eat takeaway at noon today."
"That..." One of Su Mingqian's requirements was met, he was ready to move, and he was cautious, "Next, try not to eat takeaway."
Li said Xing did not hesitate: "Okay."
Almost at the same moment when Li Shuoxing's voice fell, Su Mingqian couldn't control his emotions.
A happy little expression appeared on his head, and immediately after that, the favorability number appeared, and it changed back to the soft and cute appearance before.
Li Shuoxing quietly breathed a sigh of relief.
Apparently, it was not completely affected.
No matter what, I will correct Azai immediately!
And before that.
Li Shuoxing must first fulfill his promise to Su Mingqian not to eat takeaway at noon.
There are policies and measures to counter.
Don’t you just not order takeaway?
simple.
Li Shuoxing went downstairs in person and packed two dishes and one soup in the small restaurant downstairs. Then I found a few dishes from the cupboard, poured the vegetables and soup into it, put them on a mat, and placed them on the table, seeing that they were no different from what they made.
After doing all this, Li Shuoxing turned on the phone camera and pointed it at the table: "Azai, I've prepared the lunch dishes, you see."
Su Mingqian took a look and was very happy, his voice softened: "Ximu, you are doing a good job, you must keep it up."
Li Daitao stiffened and successfully passed!
Li said that Xing's face was not flushed or panting. He switched the front and rear cameras of the phone and pointed the camera at himself: "Since I am doing a good job, are there any rewards?"
Ximu cares about my opinion very much.
Su Mingqian felt that Li Shuoxing should indeed be rewarded: "What do you want?"
Li Shuoxing: "Anything is okay, I look forward to the rewards."
Su Mingqian looked at Li Shuoxing, then lowered his head and raised it again for a moment.
He hesitated.
But the time of hesitation was not long.
Su Mingqian said, his voice was a bit small, and he seemed to be a little nervous: "Then, I Mu...a you?"
Li Shuoxing didn't expect such a good thing to happen, and was immediately happy: "Okay!"
After answering, he sat upright on the sofa, staring at the villain on the screen with piercing eyes, waiting for the other person to say "Mu...a" to him.
But the villain did not say so.
After getting Li Shuoxing's answer, Su Mingqian silently climbed the screen, from the top of the screen all the way to the center of the screen, and finally stayed beside Li Shuoxing's cheek.
He was pressing one hand on the screen, while the other was hanging down, and he hung his whole person in the air very close to Li Shuoxing's cheeks, looking a little hard.
Li Shuoxing felt something was wrong and shook his body, trying to see the villain's expression from the side, but got a protest.
Su Mingqian: "Ximu, don't move around, so I'm not sure."
It's not right.
But Li said Xing stopped obediently: "Oh..."
Next second.
Su Mingqian leaned forward and pressed his lips to Li Shuoxing's cheek.
Carefully and tenderly, kiss gently.
Li said Xing was stunned.
He instinctively raised his hand and touched his face.
Obviously across the screen, clearly did not touch.
But a little bit of heat, still at this moment, flashed on his cheeks.
Li Shuoxing seemed to be suddenly infused with panic, causing his heartbeat to be somewhat unbalanced.
"Baby..." he said, "You..."
"Huh?" Su Mingqian looked at Li Shuoxing.
He blinked, his long eyelashes trembled, and his eyes flickered.
Li Shuoxing suggested: "Mua is really good. Or, do it again? Just left, now right?"
Su Mingqian didn't reply, he turned his head.
The barrage narration appeared at an appropriate time to explain Su Mingqian's behavior for Li Shuoxing.
[Su Mingqian turned his head. 】
[Su Mingqian pursed the corner of his mouth. 】
[Su Mingqian didn't press the corner of his mouth, it cocked. 】
Su Mingqian: "...good."
His answer sounded like a vague cough.
But his actions were not ambiguous. He used the adsorption glove to adsorb the wallpaper again, strode across the screen toilously, came to Li Shuoxing's right cheek, and kissed again.
Little people.
Sweet kiss.
Li Shuoxing once again felt the scorching heat climbing to the cheek that Su Mingqian touched.
He heard it this time.
Boom!
Boom!
Boom!
The heart beats like a drum.
Strong and powerful.
The kiss from left to right ended in Li Shuoxing's reluctance.
Li Shuoxing entered the kitchen, and after drinking three glasses of water to calm down, while eating, while the villain was writing his monthly diet list, he quietly played the game, turned on the system narration, and observed the records.
He is really curious.
What did Zai Zai do in private in the past two days, and why can he change in two completely opposite directions, good and bad at the same time.
Then he saw...
The day before yesterday, 03:00pm
[Su Mingqian collected "Dominant Professor XXX", "Leng Qing Professor XXX", "Merry Professor XXX", "Evil Charm Professor XXX" and other books. 】
[Su Mingqian takes it seriously. 】
[Su Mingqian continues to search for "Professor" novels. 】
[Su Mingqian takes out his notebook. 】
Yesterday, 09:00am
[Su Mingqian has finished the word frequency analysis. 】
[Su Mingqian has extracted common vocabulary. 】
[Su Mingqian has finished the sentence analysis. 】
[Su Mingqian has extracted common sentence patterns. 】
[Su Mingqian...]
The system narration exposes everything.
According to the clues provided by the narration, Li Shuoxing looked strangely and found Su Mingqian's notebook indoors.
He opened it and took a look.
This is really a very serious notebook. It distinguishes the content, gives examples, makes a good summary, and writes clearly and simply at a glance. It is simply an alternative writing summary.
【Vocabulary Analysis】
①:
Examples: "woman", "cold", "contempt", "no emotion", these words appear very frequently, on average once every five chapters. "
Summary: Simple vocabulary is widely applicable, except for "woman" to be replaced by "man", it can be left as it is.
Note: Contempt is strongly demeaning, and this word should be included in the object of caution.
②:
Examples: ‘you can’t escape’, ‘you are my one’, ‘who allows you to do this’, not much.
Summary: Short sentences that strongly highlight the male lead's aura are also popular.
Note: Always tough, it's learning.
...
[Scenario Analysis]
①:
Example: The heroine escapes, and the hero confines the heroine between his arms and the wall.
Summary: This is called ‘Bidong’, it’s very popular and comes standard with male protagonists.
Note: How do I wall bang?
②:
Example: The heroine kisses the heroine viciously against the will of the heroine. "
Summary: Kissing can always solve many things.
PS: Can I try?
...
【Character Analysis】
①:
Example: The overbearing professor fills up the heroine's 100 million arrears and buys the heroine.
to sum up:……
Note:...
②:
Example: Professor Fengliu dances among the flowers and captures the heart of the heroine.
to sum up:……
Note:...
The content under the first two categories is very much. Only this category has few examples. The summary and notes are also completely occupied by ellipsis. It seems that Su Mingqian's heart is completely closed in this part.
Fortunately, I turned one more page and there was more content.
It's just that all these contents have been crossed out, making it difficult to read.
Li Shuoxing was struggling to distinguish the text from the scratches when the system popped up a prompt.
[System: The deleted text is detected, does the player spend 200 favorability points to reproduce it? 】
Li Shuoxing: "..."
The system is your cow.
He spent the money.
The text that was crossed out in the notebook remains the same.
But above the notebook, lines of translucent text appeared.
"...The money in my hand is the salary that Ximu pays me every month. This month's salary has been spent 1,300. It is for the stars to buy small clothes and furniture, and part of it is paid by Ximu.
"Ximu seems to be very rich. It is probably impossible to have a debt of 100 million, and he will not be able to dominate him in the future.
"...At present, it's still a two-headed Q-version appearance, not romantic.
"The original appearance is not romantic, nor will it be romantic in the future.
"Money and appearance are completely inaccessible, so there is only daily conversation.
"Talk is very important.
"If you are not proficient, you can first make a cheat sheet of the sentences you need to use and put it in your hand.
"I want to make a perfect response to meet Ximu's expectations.
"This is Ximu's wish!"
In the last sentence, in addition to the heavy exclamation point following the sentence, Su Mingqian additionally circled it with red pen and marked a star to show the key point.
After Li Shuoxing finished watching all this, he finally understood why Su Mingqian had repeatedly looked at his palm before.
As he did when he went online, he quietly went offline again, and came to the APP where Su Mingqian was, watching Su Mingqian's diligence and diligence to help him add a small food list.
Li Shuoxing wiped his face.
Westwood.
Be yourself.
For your wish, Zai Zai worked so hard.
You actually lied to him by buying food from outside and putting it on the plate.
Are you willing to lie to him? !
...
but.
The core issue of this matter is...
"The Domineering Professor Loves Wildly" is really a bit OOC, it is obviously that "The Domineering Professor Loves Wildly" is more passionate.
You still have to find a time to make it clear with Zai Zai, let Zai Zai concentrate on being yourself, and you don't need to be strange.
But how can I make it clear to Zai Zai?
...Or this?
Zai Zai always asks for it.
After he asks me to finish hard next time, I will ask Zai Zai for rewards.
This reward is to ask the cubs to role-play as Professor Qingchun/Professor Enchanting/Professor Bingshan.
After playing for a few more times, not only can I wash away the misunderstandings that I like the boss, but I can also see more flavors...
Kill two birds with one stone.
Perfect.
Li Shuoxing exclaimed for his cleverness and wit!
After the end of the day, the Love Bar APP was updated for the first time since version 2.0 was launched.
As usual, the update time is scheduled from three to five in the morning the next day.
Li Shuoxing slept comfortably, and when he woke up, the sky was bright and the game was updated.
He was on the game and saw the update email.
From: System
Theme: Love it 2.02 version update
[New content]
(1) The toll gate channel at the subway gate is officially opened
(2) The store updates various fashionable mobile props
[Update explanation]
(1): The player can use the subway card to pass through the turnstile and go to other electronic devices except the player's mobile phone.
When using a subway card, please make sure that your phone is connected to another device.
Both: connect to the same wifi, connect to Bluetooth or connect to a data cable.
Metro cards are divided into single-use metro cards and monthly metro cards.
Single subway card: 3~15 contributions/time
Monthly Metro Card: 100 contributions/month
(2): New mobile items have entered the store. Players are requested to check them in time. No lovers have purchased equipment.
Thank you players for waiting patiently for the system to complete the update. The system prepares a small gift for players.
【Outing backpack×1】
The new mail ends here.
Li Shuoxing watched them one by one and was very excited. Although he vaguely had similar thoughts when he saw the pay channel, when this kind of guessing was realized, it still felt very different.
This means that Zai Zai can reach his computer from his mobile phone.
More than his computer.
Zai Zai can reach his tablet, reach his TV, and surround him from all angles.
Li Shuoxing couldn't wait to try it. He found the subway experience card sent by the system last time, took a look, and found that after this update, the remarks of the experience card have also changed.
[Name]: Subway Experience Card
[Remarks]: When the mobile phone is connected to other devices, lovers can enter the device through the subway gate.
"Azai!" Li Shuoxing called out, handed the subway card to Zaizai, and briefly explained the situation, "It's almost like that. Let's try and see if you can get on my computer."
Su Mingqian glanced at the subway card in surprise, and then agreed: "Okay."
Su Mingqian went to the subway entrance, and Li Shuoxing sat in front of the computer, and while confirming whether the computer and mobile phone were connected to the same wifi, he turned on the camera, so that after waiting for the cub to come to the computer, he could be seen directly— —
With a beep, Su Mingqian swiped his card at the subway entrance, and a message popped out from the turnstile.
【Destination search, please wait patiently and do not leave. Countdown to the first transmission at 05:00...]
Actually need a five-minute countdown?
Li Shuoxing thought for a while, didn't waste these five minutes, searched the game, and clicked on the small backpack given by the system just now.
[Name]: Outing small backpack
[Remarks]: The backpack is small and has a large capacity. Familiar items can improve the quality of life and the happiness of lovers. When lovers go to other equipment, they can bring some small things through the backpack. Such as: snacks, small toys, a coat to resist the cold and a pair of absorbent gloves.
Li Shuoxing was a bit shocked after reading this system gift item.
"How come the items presented after the recent update are more conscientious, the system, are you really the same as that of the past week?"
The system was silent, indifferent, silent, as always.
Li Shuoxing murmured a few words, read the backpack remarks again, and suddenly remembered the second update mentioned in today's update email.
Although the adsorption gloves can allow the cub to move freely on the screen, he has to climb so the small screen of the mobile phone. If he really wants to reach the big screen, doesn't A cub have to climb to the wasteland?
This will not work.
Still have to buy some new convenient mobile equipment to use.
Li Shuoxing opened the system store and found out that a new category "Mobile" was updated in the store.
He clicked on it, dazzled.
Small brooms, flying saucers, small wings, small cloaks, small magic shoes, all kinds of mobile equipment are lined up in the store, the style and price are equally beautiful.
Two minutes after expressing shock and emotion, Li Shuoxing sighed again: "Sure enough, I'll just say, how can the system be changed? It must be the one who has not changed the Krypton Party."
Then he cut a picture and sent these props to Zai Zai.
Li Shuoxing: "Azai, it's too tiring to crawl with adsorption gloves. See what you like. Let's buy a new item."
Su Mingqian was taken aback for a moment, then picked up the picture and scanned it carefully.
He was not particularly interested in props such as broom and wings. The round little flying saucers and magic shoes kept him watching for a long time, but he finally chose a brightly colored blanket.
[Name]: Magic Flying Carpet
[Price]: 328 contribution value
[Remarks]: After riding it, the sky is your second home.
After buying this blanket, the five-minute countdown just finished.
The red light at the gate turns into a green light, changing from a closed state to a passing state.
Su Mingqian stepped forward and disappeared into the passage.
Li Shuoxing quickly turned his attention from the phone to the computer.
Only two seconds later, the pattern of the Love Bar APP appeared in the center of his computer screen.
Then, the pink heart opened.
A corner of the colorful blanket protruded... and more and more, until Su Mingqian appeared on the screen with Su Mingqian.
From mobile phones to computers, Su Mingqian's body shape has undergone some changes.
He no longer only has the small nail shell shape in the mobile phone, but has become the appearance of a thumb man, and many details in the image are also presented.
He stared at Su Mingqian’s little flying carpet, little backpack, and little face, and he thought to himself:
Is the camera operating normally? Did the other party see me?
Li Shuoxing tried to poke: "Baby?"
Next second.
Su Mingqian raised his hands, he stroked the void and stroked a strand of hair on Li Shuoxing's head.
Then he retracted his hand and hugged Li Shuo's fingertips.
Su Mingqian: "Ximu~"