Chapter 72:
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Paper Lover
- 楚寒衣青
- 2065 characters
- 2021-03-03 09:50:36
"What the is this..."
The readers who are calm and confident are aware of the seriousness of the problem, and they gossip and anger:
"If you haven't updated for three days, the update will be more than one thousand five?"
"It doesn't matter if you update 1,500 words. After all, you are in the hospital. The right way is to recover from the illness."
"But you went to the hospital and didn't update or recuperate. You wrote three thousand words to brag about Caramel Nishiki???"
"The Caramel Nishiki next door, haha, don't think we don't know. This author, it used to be fine, but a little procrastinated, and it is annoying to go in and out of the palace from time to time, but now, Caramel Simutaki is!"
"He is just like the author with the vast depravity at the end, his eyes are no longer fixed on women, but on men; pen and ink is not spent on women, pen and ink is spent on men!"
"And you are different, Dan Ding, do you still remember you who were all collected and ambiguous back then?!"
"Danding, you can't do this!"
"Danding, you can't go to the hospital once, so you'll have your sexual orientation crooked."
"Danding, you are the last hope of our villagers!"
The readers of Dan Ding Zi Ruo Wen have already uttered a cry of collapse.
But one person expressed dissatisfaction.
In the group of screenshots of Lu Guo Fangcao, highlight the "Last Hope of the Village": "What's the matter, the last hope of the whole ambiguity is received everywhere, isn't it me? I have deer and have no name? "
"Hahahahaha, Brother Lu, don't worry, I am the last hope of the whole village, and you are the last hope of the whole sect." Dan Ding replied in a second. After a short chat with Li Shuoxing, he is now full The blood was resurrected, and he was alive and kicking, "As for the others, you, you, who dare to stand shoulder to shoulder with me and Brother Deer?"
The rest of the people online bowed their heads in shame.
Incomparable, incomparable, not inferior to inferior.
The wind and rain sighed with emotion: "Oh, I think that year, the end of the article opened a female and female, and clicked on the second female and female. I don't know when, not only the brothers did not write female characters, even the readers The elders don’t like to look at women and girls, and even the editorial department has opened a training course on
How to Describe the True and Touching Brotherhood
. Time is gone, and the end is now a monk..."
Say monk, monk arrives.
The little monk of Liuwei came up at this moment: "Dangdan, I have asked Master to bless you with a string of rosary beads to bless you safely and smoothly from the evils. I will send it to you when I look back."
The egg was calm: "Thanks!"
When he finished speaking, Suo Ren came up again.
Suo Ren is also here to report the good news: "Dandan, you are on the top of today's hot sales list."
Dan Ding was taken aback for a moment: "How can I be on the list after three days off?"
The full name of the end-point hot list is the "24-hour hot list", which calculates the total amount of bookmate subscriptions and rewards received by a work within 24 hours.
Dan Ding Ziruo had a hunch in his heart after returning to Suo Ren, turned off the group chat, cut out the terminal app, and took a look.
I saw a silver treasure chest flying over the bookshelf.
After flying for ten seconds, another silver treasure chest flew over the bookshelf.
In another ten seconds, the third silver treasure chest also flew over the bookshelf.
It's all for him.
Dan Ding freely clicked on his own article and looked at the discussion area.
Previously, the posts about the relationship between him and Li about the star relationship were still there, but everyone was spitting, and they all started to say:
"I'm in the hospital. Don't think about writing anymore. Take a good rest. I have set up an update reminder for you. No matter when you come back, I will be notified of your return."
"Students, I don't have much spare energy. I plan to use my spare time to do a job this month. I expect to earn 500 yuan. The 500 yuan will be rewarded first."
"Ashamed to say, I am the kind of reader who only read the closing text. For reasons known to all, I can only see the name of the egg in the txt every time. Even so, I still chased it down without fail... Today I accidentally heard that Dan Da was sick and hospitalized. I hurried over to return the money I owed to Dan Da. Thank you Dan Da for persisting in writing such a good article."
After a series of silver alliances came down, there was actually another gold alliance.
The book friends who have rewarded the Golden League did not say much, just one sentence:
"I started reading your books when I was forty years old, now forty-five. I have been with me through the most difficult five years of my life, thank you."
Dan Ding Ziruo saw this, raised his hand and wiped his face.
He typed a few words into the phone.
"Thank you too."
I wanted to send it out, but I deleted it in the end.
Some things don’t need to be too sensational, just keep them in mind.
then.
Li Shuoxing is online.
It's hard to get to the door, and the people who have visited a few attractions with their own cubs are not at all in the state.
"What's the matter, why suddenly I was slapped by the egg?"
After Li Shuoxing typed this question from the heart in the group, he did not wait for others to answer.
He first looked at his discussion area.
In the discussion area, his readers are already open, and all kinds of weird questions are posted to the discussion area.
"Father-in-law, don't worry if you are in Wenliji, you won't be in reality?"
"Nishiki, tell the truth with your conscience, what kind of relationship do you have with the author next door? Isn't it just going to a hospital to visit? I go to the hospital to visit my brother every day, so why doesn't a brother write me three thousand? Rainbow fart with deep meaning and love?"
"Seriously, I think the pot is not all on the father-in-law. After all, the same thing has completely different descriptions in the mouths of the two authors. Here, the father-in-law is posted at the end of the chapter. There are two lines with less than 100 words. It will be cold. He writes ruthlessly and vividly; next door, the number of words in the opening chapter is twice as much as the number of words in his body. By comparison, how much love and upside down the latter is for the former!"
"The father-in-law is really offensive, and Dandan is also really damn. The author's name has already exposed everything. They are a natural pair. No one else wants to stop them!"
...
Li Shuoxing browsed all the way, his face was dark all the way, and he couldn't take a closer look.
Fortunately, those who say these things are just a handful of people in the discussion forum.
Most people in the discussion forum focused on other aspects. Facts have proved that for readers, it doesn't matter anything. What is really called is the update of the article.
"How do I feel that the father-in-law's tone of mentioning the hospital is full of strong hints?"
"Like the last supper. I said to us: sir, the little one can't hold on, and the update will be broken tomorrow. For the last chapter of today, you can eat something good so you can starve."
"Bah! Father-in-law, do you think we will bow to you if you hinted that we would break the watch?!"
"Head down and cry."
"Don't just create panic, I look at it sideways, it's a simple insurance advertisement!"
"Is the author of the great now living so hard? I have to advertise for insurance under the article?"
After browsing the noisy discussion area all the way, Li Shuoxing's thoughts and Dan Dingziruo's original thoughts perfectly coincide.
What the is this...
He was about to leave a message to dispel a rumor, and asked everyone not to believe the rumor, when he suddenly saw a post.
Topic: Technical post, counting down the warnings of father-in-law's break in recent years.
Li said Xing: "???"
He was full of question marks, filled with questions, and entered the topic post to see what the poster could say!
Then he discovered that this technical post... is really a technical post.
The poster is probably his loyal fan and data controller. He made a detailed table. The first column is the time, the second column is the place where the warning quotes were published, the third column is the specific warning quotes, and the fourth column is Subsequent change days.
He also thoughtfully highlighted the keyword, "hospital" in yellow.
Li Shuoxing counted carefully...
It was discovered that he had referred to the hospital five times after writing the essay ten years ago, and every time he had done it, he stopped updating.
Li Shuoxing: "..."
Okay, brother, you are a little bit more than Ruthless!
Li Shuoxing surrendered, he closed the post and silently retracted his words.
In front of the data emperor, even the author's own remarks do not seem to be so reliable.
He decided to use action to wash away the shame of the past.
But before that, what Li Shuoxing couldn't tolerate was that he was dragged by a book friend and he was so calm.
What a joke.
Why should I be with Dan Ding Ziruo? Even if I want to be together, I should be with my lovely cub, my lovely actor, Su Mingqian!
Li Shuoxing is ready to redeem his reputation first.
He wondered, since Dan Ding Ziruo wrote a long chapter to confess to him, which caused the book friends to confess; then he also wrote a long chapter to confess to Azai, and it must be able to cause the book friends to confess.
And this single chapter is extremely simple.
Li Shuoxing knew exactly how cute the cubs were.
He brushed it for half an hour and wrote two thousand five thousand words.
The final five hundred words are especially important, and Li Shuoxing decided to write while sucking.
He swiped the phone screen and found Su Mingqian in the game, but unexpectedly found that not only he was writing, the villain also leaned over the table and wrote seriously.
Li Shuoxing is an exciting spirit.
Isn't it time to start writing my daily agenda?
He stayed quiet, leaned in quietly, glanced at him, and saw the title...
"On the Importance and Necessity of the Relationship between Caramel Ximu and Su Mingqian"
But this title was crossed out.
The new title is written next to this line of title.
"Based on Jiudu's Research on the Inducement and Catalytic Effect of Caramel Ximu on Su Mingqian's Feelings"
Then this one was also crossed out.
The third heading appears.
"Using Big Data to Analyze the Special Metaphors in Jiudu's Articles to Deduct the Feasible Development of the Fetters between Caramel Ximu and Su Mingqian"
Li Shuoxing: Huh? ? ?
Of these three headings, one is longer than the other. When he saw the last one, Li said Xing hadn't read it and couldn't understand it.
He looked and looked, but he didn't understand why Su Mingqian suddenly wrote such a thing, until the little man with his head down and writing moved his body and raised his arm, revealing a document under his arm.
Li Shuoxing only looked at one line and confirmed it.
This is Dan Ding Ziruo's writing of a single chapter, because the title of the single chapter is "He's Coming, My Heart Is Peaceful".
Li Shuoxing: "..."
To take such a title unexpectedly, you are very self-confident.
He secretly despised it, and found that the villain picked up the document, turned two pages, frowned, slammed the document on the desktop, then lifted the pen and continued to write.
But wrote for a while.
About five minutes.
The villain seemed to have some lag, so he picked up the document again, continued to look through it, and continued to throw the document on the desktop.
During this process, the narration is always refreshed:
[Su Mingqian is very angry. 】
[Su Mingqian tore the document in half. 】
[Su Mingqian looked at his article and sighed. 】
[Su Mingqian silently spelled the document back. 】
[Su Mingqian got a collection of essays. 】
[Su Mingqian's comparative collection of essays, hard to write! 】