Chapter 1072: The benefits of studying medicine
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Path of Medicine With a System
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- 2021-01-29 04:49:00
Chapter 1072 The benefits of studying medicine
After Zhang Fan and Shao Hua ended the game where you attacked me and defended, and switched roles, Zhang Fan's brain was like a pile of used diapers, which could not be squeezed anymore, and only urine remained. At this time, under normal circumstances, men who smoke often come with a mouthful of fairy smoke, which is more enjoyable than after-dinner smoke. In the faint green smoke, his eyes are straight, and his mind is full of the blank question of how the universe formed.
Between men and women, especially husband and wife, whether it is love on the bedside or standing on the ground, it is a very laborious exercise. At first glance, it seems that there is no action. In fact, after thinking about it carefully, the consumption is definitely not inferior to taking the top spot.
Just talk about quarrels, three days a little quarrel, five days a big quarrel, usually one fat and one thin, the fat quarrel won, don’t look at the anger at the time, but look at the other person’s scolding. Foaming, in fact, my heart is still very dark and refreshing.
Then there is one who loses his appetite and loses his appetite when he gets fat. The other one brings victory in the battlefield into his job. The more he eats, the more powerful he eats, and then it becomes the so-called sip that grows flesh, can it? Do you grow flesh? The adrenal glands have played their greatest effect. Not only the heart is refreshed, but the brain is also refreshing. In order to continue this pleasure, the brain changes the law to strengthen the body so that more adrenal glands can be released, so there is healing. More courageous posture.
And the family that is like a battlefield every day, if it meets a well-matched opponent. The couple are absolutely thin and skinny. They consume too much. After a good meal, the door has not been revealed. After an earth-shaking quarrel, all the nutrients are consumed.
It's not over yet. The couple lay on the same bed at night, not talking to each other, as if pretending to be asleep, they were actually counting their ribs and calculating: Why haven't I quarreled today? How will I make noise tomorrow, and how will the tactics be arranged!
Then, the end result is that sooner or later one party will have stomach cancer, or breast cancer or thyroid cancer. What is the stomach? What is caused by drinking and taking medicine? To be honest, the stomach is the most skin-skinned organ in the internal organs.
This thing is not even afraid of strong acid. Drinking, yes, it can indeed cause gastric mucosal bleeding, but this level of drinking, before the stomach is drunk, the liver is finished.
So, this is one aspect of the family environment in medicine. Gastroenterologists often tell patients to improve your family environment and living habits. This is not because the doctor told you to change to a two-hundred-square-meter house, but rather that you should stop arguing and get angry and eat all three meals on time.
Fortunately, Zhang Fan and Shao Hua are not like this. Shao Hua occasionally plays a small temper. Zhang Fan immediately pretends to be infinitely understanding. If an outsider makes Shao Hua angry, Zhang Fan will never be angry when Shao Hua is angry. Give Shao Hua reason, say what you should do, that's what a fool.
Zhang Fan usually moves a bench, pours a cup of tea, and while drinking water with Shao Hua cursing the outsider who doesn't know the so-called, he opens an operation in his mind and practices his hands. Don't look at Zhang Fan as if he had never been in love before marriage, but this function is the same as he was born, that is, he was a little poorer, otherwise it is hard to say whether Zhang Fan will be a doctor.
It is estimated that God is also guarding against this move, so that Zhang Fan has a face of June wheat harvest during his hormone-rich years, not to mention, there is no money in his pocket.
After a tie, Zhang Fan leaned against the head of the bed blankly. But Shao Hua would be dishonest. When there was no fight, Shao Hua, like all women, didn't want the one on the left and hated the one on the right. He knew what he was going to do, but he had to do a symbolic resistance.
And Zhang Fan spoke sweet words very cooperatively. This is the regulations, the regulations and procedures in the nature of men and women. Unless it is costly or forced.
After the end, the procedure is reversed. Zhang Fan wanted to be quiet, and Shao Hua started to want to move! For a while, he touched Zhang Fan's chest muscles, and then he studied the small beanie buttons on his chest. I am also very curious: You have a small eye on the beanie, let me see if there is any on the other side.
Shao Hua's slippery finally made Zhang Fan unsure.
"You can't touch this stuff!" Zhang Fan's Xiaodoudou was pinched by Shao Hua. Originally brown. Now it becomes like a little cherry basking in the sun.
"Just bullshit, then why are you, why did you touch me!"
"Uh, can this be the same!"
"Why is it different, it's so small, I can't touch it yet!"
"Silly girl, you have no place to go to the bathroom when you urinate, is it uncomfortable? This thing is the same as your urgency and can't find the bathroom!"
"Huh?" Shao Hua said, don't lie to my expression, the little hands are ready, if Zhang Fan is talking nonsense, she might give Zhang Fan a little bigger.
In fact, the Ru gland of a man is like the human sacrum. It is like the tail bone, which is a degenerate organ. What does this thing do, it's an organ that secretes juice. But the various internal pipes have been degenerated and half-opened, just like the old and dilapidated sewers.
You say it is unobstructed. When a child soaks in the urine, water can leak out everywhere. You say it is not unobstructed. When there is a disease, this thing can make the underwear soaked ticking, just like breastfeeding. The same as his mother.
The female rudimentary glands have well-developed channels, and proper stimulation can make the secretion vigorous. This is the origin of the prolactin.
This is not the case for men. Just like Zhang Fan said, once stimulated, once secreted, immediately like a person who wants to pee when the bladder is about to explode, it is quite uncomfortable. When stimulated, the male rudimentary glands are actually uncomfortable.
What to do if you feel uncomfortable, you can't get out, and what the secretion is, no one can say. Over time, just like bad milk, it begins to deteriorate, and then the inflammation comes down to cancer.
Breast cancer in women is cruel. Generally, both have to be dug out, which looks particularly cruel. After this kind of operation, the chest is like being stamped by a big bowl and then branded with a soldering iron again. The white color turns into a brown shrinkage.
Fortunately, the cure rate is currently very high.
But men are different. Once breast cancer is diagnosed, the chances of surviving are extremely small, often because money is spent and people are gone.
Therefore, many people, especially some young people, make their girlfriends and in order to find excitement. The swollen glands are just like Wangzi steamed buns. When I came to the hospital, the doctor was scared, and he kept telling him not to stimulate it anymore, don't stimulate it anymore, can't you just let it be a small soy bean in peace!
Because stimulation can cause inflammation of the rudimentary glands and become cancerous, there has been an upward trend in the past few years. Could it be that the sensitive point has moved up? This is not bluffing.
Zhang Fan told Shao Hua that Shao Hua immediately did not dare to fiddle. After all, they all grew up on breast milk, no one...
Zhang Fan and Shao Hua have a very good and harmonious relationship. One is that both of them are reasonable and broad-minded people. Two is that there is nothing like poor couples in every aspect of family income. Three is mainly because of Zhang Fan's hard work.
In this respect, Zhang Fan is still very satisfied. After all, medicine is not in vain, and the human body is not in vain.
Men, most men, come up like very hungry pigs, chuck chuck, finish a few times, and then lie there like a dead fish, motionless.
In fact, men in this respect are like drinking white wine, a few big mouthfuls make people feel stunned, even if the amount of alcohol is good, they will vomit early on the floor if they drink too much.
As for women, it is like drinking rice wine, like the elegant people in ancient times, warming the wine to repay plums, first from sour to hazy, then to see whether the mountain is not the mountain, the water is not water, and slowly the mountain is still mountain, and water is still water. But the fragrance of birds and flowers can last a long time.
Therefore, many men and women are not harmonious. One is anxious, the other is slow, it is strange to be able to be harmonious.
But this is no wonder the Chinese male, this is the Chinese education.
For example, when Zhang Fan was in junior high school, he had to go to physical hygiene, the book was also published, and the physiological structure was drawn on the book. When Zhang Fan and the others were in junior high school, boys and girls often read the section of human physiology in the biology book behind their backs.
After all, it's finally the end of the term, it's time for this section. Freshmen ask the repeaters what the teacher said in this section. It doesn't matter how good your studies are, whether you want to take a high school entrance or want to mix with society.
All very curious.
There was a repeater boy in Zhang Fan's class. He told Zhang Fan this way in the corner of the classroom: I'm going, this lesson is exciting. After the teacher took the class, he undressed while talking, and then slowly descended from the top, what is here and where is what.
While speaking, he snorted faintly. It is estimated that the young man was watching a movie secretly. But Zhang Fan didn't know it at the time. The group of little chicks who listened to it was about to stand up and salute, because the biology teacher of the year was said to be Qianjin who had just graduated from a few years ago.
Dressed in western style, with a red tick on the upper body, this kind of compassionate shirt is only available in big cities, light blue stretch jeans, wide-mouthed small red leather shoes at the feet, and transparent and shiny silk stockings on the white ankles! Obediently, this teacher is the goddess of Zhang Fan's dream.
In that class of that year, before the boys in the class, their heads were raised like and their eyes were red.
As a result, the teacher entered the door, threw the book on the podium table, "This lesson is self-taught!" Then turned and left.
You don't know, it was estimated that some people were crying at that time, not for other reasons, just because they love to learn, just because repeaters deceive others!
That's it for junior high school, but it's more stringent in high school.
Let’s not talk about men’s and women’s love. The school teacher is like a mountain king who snatches his relatives. Who and who have to be greedy, they will be hit with a stick...
That’s not to say, the iron ship was passed from the Golden Retriever country to China. At that time, there was no movie theater in the small county, but the iron ship was so famous that it was a classic, and there was still a piece of shredded pork or green pepper silk to be painted for beautiful women. Falling body painting.
Zhang Fan and the others made an appointment to see the classic classics. They definitely did not go to see paintings exclusively. Then dozens of students went to the unlicensed little black house on a dark and windy night. This room was a famous video room with three movies for one dollar. After the early morning, they wanted to see everything, of course, Zhang Fan and the others. I have to go home at ten o'clock at the latest, because the evening self-study time is over.
Look, look, it's really meaningless, a broken ship is really nothing to see, because it is a gun film, from time to time there will be a Chinese southern dialect, your mother!
I finally waited for this scene of painting. It was a coincidence that, like every student’s age, there was a vicious director of the Academic Affairs Office in the school. He brought the physical education teacher with a stick and a rope and kicked it. The door of the black house.
The light came in like a probe lamp in a prison. The dean of the Academic Affairs Office did not see the drawing board on the TV, only the white thighs, and then yelled, "Dare to watch the yellow a video! Grab them all."
This caught the person who was to be expelled, and then it is estimated that he could be killed by his parents.
The junior high school students in a room of high school originally stood up to salute, but they were frightened. It is estimated that some children are scared out of psychological shadows. Zhang Fan didn't look right at the time, he pulled down the black cloth curtain and threw it at the director of the Academic Affairs Office.
In fact, the director of the Academic Affairs Office also frightened the students, and he was still a good person. When the black curtain flew over, he thought he had met a hero on the road and flew over. With his head tilted and his arms raised, the defense mode was turned on. At this moment, Zhang Fan kicked through the window and shouted vaguely, "Run!"
Then a group of students, like frightened bats, swish! Whoosh! Whoosh! The dean of the Office of Academic Affairs and the physical education teacher held flashlights, just like catching and gambling on the joint defense, "Stop it! If you don't stop, I won't be merciless, I have seen you all."
Catch the thief and catch the dirty, can you be a good boy who dares to escape to study late and watch the video? Whoever stands and who is a fool. The streets are like rabbits chased by dogs on the mountain.
The students ran, and the teacher chased them, followed by a fat boss with a kitchen knife, "Boys, pay for my window, see what it's like to kick me. Who am I to offend?"
Will the children who are guarded so strictly understand the things of men and women when they grow up? No, so this is also the reason why the first love is the most beautiful but eventually married together. Isn't there a saying, don't bother to adjust other people's husbands!
Shao Hua and Zhang Fan were tired for a while, and the two began to discuss business matters. Young couples are like this. They don’t fight, and it’s not easy to talk about business.
(End of this chapter)