Vol 2 Chapter 1828: no martial arts
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Path of Medicine With a System
- Blessed And Benevolent Life
- 2183 characters
- 2022-10-10 12:12:13
In fact, when the hospital does not have an appointment system, the frequency of people choosing the First Affiliated Hospital of Aguo to Tea Su is significantly higher. All foreigners are disciplined, and all foreigners are extremely patient. All Nima is fake, who can choose the fast one, who will choose the slow one, not to mention seeing a doctor, not a theater.
Just when Zhang Fan was preparing for pancreaticoduodenectomy, the number of surgeries in the urology department had already increased. Zhang Fan never imagined that after arriving in Aguo, the first hospital bed conversion rate to reach the level of the general hospital in China turned out to be the urology department. division.
In the operating room of the urology department, He Xinyi is preparing for resection of the prostate. Doctors in Europe and the United States can perform up to two operations a day. In China, the fact that no five or six prostatectomies are performed a day shows that this hospital has a bad reputation.
In the operating room, Bayin held a large iodophor cotton ball and smeared it on the patient's bald bird, which had been prepared by skin preparation, as if brushing putty powder. For this kind of surgery, one doctor and two nurses are enough.
"Dr. He, didn't they all say that foreigners' are very big? After the operation in the past two days, I didn't feel how big their are. They are not as good as my family's Xuefeng's..." Bayin's voice said whether it was big or small.
He Xinyi was wearing a mask and didn't see her blushing. Anyway, Bayin's face didn't change at all.
"Be quiet!"
" He didn't understand again! "Then turned his head, "Does it hurt?" The bearded man looked calm.
Ba Yin proudly raised his chin towards He Xinyi, meaning you see, he doesn't understand anything.
He Xinyi said in a helpless tone while installing the equipment: "There are ethnic differences, but no statistical differences!"
" But in the little movie, it feels thicker than my arm!" Bayin asked curiously, lying beside He Xinyi's ear.
"Hey! According to statistics, Mongolians are indeed smaller when they are in a weak state, but the ratio of expansion width and length after erection is very large. Your husband's is very large when it is in use and very small when not in use! And Caucasians tend to have a low inflation rate! You say why you worry about this all day!"
Ba Yin curled his lips indifferently, and said with a rake: "You know so much!"
He Xinqia was so angry that he didn't want to talk anymore, it was obviously a compliment, but it didn't sound like a compliment in his ears.
Bayin was in a daze for a long time, as if the machine was down to reply, and said slowly: "Oh. It turns out that white people are dead cows! Doctor He, do you think they all do foreskin surgery?"
"Circumcision, circumcision, don't bother me, okay!"
"Okay okay, the last question, does the foreskin have any function or not?"
"Oh, when humans evolved, because of the degeneration of hair, the foreskin became longer and longer. You think, a man runs naked on the grassland. If there is no foreskin, the place is watery and tender, and all the flies and mosquitoes can't come here? "
" Uh, then why didn't humans evolve the foreskin when they evolved later!"
" Nima, the foreskin doesn't know that you humans don't teach martial arts, but you have evolved pants, do you understand, you fierce young woman! "
After He Xinyi was installed and the operation started, the two of them stopped talking nonsense. The operation went well and quickly, and the operation was over. Just as He Xinyi was about to turn around and leave, the patient on the hospital bed said, "Doctor, you are of high level and knowledgeable!"...
"Do you understand Chinese?"
" I've been in your country's small commodity province for almost twenty years. "
After saying this, He Xinyi turned her head and had the mentality of killing Bayin, which is too embarrassing for Nima.
There are a lot of jokes that happen because the patients are foreigners. For example, many people in Afghanistan use the kettle to go to the toilet, which makes many people curious, "Going to the bathroom and having two sips is too thirsty!"
But the first three days were just a little curious, and it was considered a break-in period.
"How many people signed up to watch?"
"Over 500 people already!"
Wang Hong didn't even need to flip through the record book, she opened her mouth and started reporting data. It's not that Wang Hong's business has improved, but that Wang Hong's workload here is relatively much less.
When she was in China, when Wang Hong entered the office, she couldn't lift her busy buttocks. Because Zhang Fan had let go, she had to receive various documents from superiors in the morning. If she encountered confidential documents, she had to find the corresponding responsible person. Dean.
After finishing this, she has to look at the information that needs to be distributed, whether to send it to the department or to the vice president. After finishing these, she starts to look at some information sent from the hospital to the president's office.
Zhang Fan doesn't think about awards, spiritual civilization, etc. Or in name, he attaches great importance to every document being stamped neatly, but he never signs it!
Zhang Fan's signatures are all trivial matters, such as a doctor's wife's work unit can't coordinate, a nurse wants her husband to transfer work.
After arriving in Ah Guo, the documents from the superiors were directly sent to the vice-president level, and they could not reach Wang Hong at all. For example, the documents of the department went directly to the director-general. The documents from the province go directly to Ren Li. Wang Hong is really mature. If she used to, she would have gone to the vice president's office to ask for the documents.
Now, as long as Zhang Fan doesn't speak, people don't ask questions.
"Why is there such a small number of people, isn't the publicity in place?" Zhang Fan was a little dissatisfied when he heard that there were only 500 people.
It's not that Zhang Fan likes people so much that he can act forcefully. To be honest, Zhang Fan is relatively restrained in this respect. On weekdays, Zhang Fan doesn't really like people coming to observe the operation.
Because during the operation, although I couldn't see this group of people, there was always a feeling that someone was behind me. But this time, Zhang Fan really wanted to let people in Aguo get to know him.
It took Nyima a long time to shout and only 500 people would come. If it was in the country, if you shouted, not to mention outside the frontier, it is estimated that thousands of people would come to the Chasu area.
Actually, Zhang Fan didn't know much about this place. The medical facilities in this place are generally stronger than those of Huaguo, but the software is not good. The public hospital is a big clinic for orthopedics and trauma. Zhang Fan performed the most high-end surgery in general surgery. Doctors are not attractive at all.
Moreover, it is mainly the local doctors here. It seems that the desire to survive is not strong, and they can eat enough to eat or not, so they are completely different from the doctors in Huaguo.
In China, the higher the level of the hospital, the more precious the place for further education. Sometimes, for a place, it is really a variety of tricks.
"I've inquired, the maximum number of people watching the surgery here is fifteen before you came!"
"Uh!" Zhang Fan was stunned. …
This Nima, no wonder there are hospitals abroad.
500 is only 500, Zhang Fan can’t do it, he can’t let Wang Hong put on black gauze and stand on the street to pull people!
Aguo's operating room equipment is really good, all European and American equipment. Even the shadowless lamp Nima is the Pris series surgical shadowless lamp of Demaoderger. When the Chasu Hospital was renovated, Zhang Fan was stunned that he was not willing to prepare this lamp. This lamp is not only expensive, but the top one costs 100 yuan. Thousands of knives.
That's not to mention, there are more than 60 bulbs on a lamp, the life of a bulb is not high, and the bulbs are sold separately and ordered from the manufacturer.
Today, Zhang Fan saw it. It makes sense that this thing is expensive. The light bulb has almost no heat. The biggest advantage is that working under the light for a long time will not cause visual discomfort.
The patient is a middle-aged male, covered with hair, and the Han nationality in China has very little physical hair. But the people here, be good, the beard seems to be continuous from the chin.
There is hair all over the neck, and it goes from the chest all the way to the toes. Really, Zhang Fan was curious to see if there was any hair on the soles of this guy's feet.
Disinfection and skin preparation. In China, it is ok to shave twice on the belly skin preparation. Here, Nima, it feels like shaving a big girl's head.
The operation begins, Zhang Fan is the main surgeon, Zhonglin is the first assistant, the capital Zhongyong Dai Menghua is the second assistant, and the master of the magic city is the third assistant.
This lineup, to be honest, is already the ceiling of Huaguo’s general pancreas.
The Master of the Magic City is here to support the game with sincerity. As for Shuangdan and Zhongyong, they are said to support the game, but Zhang Fan has spent a lot of money on this support.
Therefore, following the principle of the right not to waste time and waste, Zhang Fan grabbed these experts as assistants.
" I haven't been an assistant for more than ten years! Shuangdan Zhong Lin looked at Zhang Fan unwillingly.
" I haven't given money to anyone for many years. Have you ever wondered how much your pancreatic B-cell experiment will cost each year? "
Zhang Fan is very tough in the general world. In the eyes of other doctors, these big guys are directly the existence of the ceiling, but Zhang Fan and them really want to get together. If it doesn't work, Zhang Fan is still their elder.
Therefore, Zhang Fan doesn't care about their rudeness, but Zhang Fan doesn't speak in a low voice as they please.
glared at Zhong Lin, who had two eggs, Director Zhong shook his head with a wry smile.
Zhang Fan said to Bayin again: "Hurry up and fiddle with the camera, don't waste it. After the operation is done today, let Director Zhong and Director Dai explain it, and then send it to the school as a teaching material."
"Zhang Yuan, because he is a moderate professor and signed a contract with the school, this..."
"No wonder your Dean Zhou is so generous this time. It turns out that you have signed the contract! It's okay, we don't use it for business purposes.
Really, with the backing of Zhen Nima Xiang, the confidence in his speech is three-pointed than other times.
For example, Zhang Fan is in the Department of Orthopedics, and even the Specialty Orthopedics Department flatters Zhang Fan, but the Huaguo Department of Orthopedics just doesn't take Zhang Fan to play, and Zhang Fan has not done it yet.
But in Puwai, who would dare to play without Zhang Fan, give it a try!
The operation began, this kind of top general surgery, in front of the top doctors of general surgery in China, was no different from the difficulty of appendix.
笻 笻 笻!
The surgery never stops.
The abdominal cavity was incised, and the duodenum and the head of the retroperitoneal pancreas were freed. There was no need to search for it. The superior mesenteric vein was stably suspended by Director Dai with gauze.
Three assistants, almost general assistants, doing the work smoothly.
Really, it feels like there are four main surgeons in one operation, it looks like a few wolf dogs are robbing animals to go into the water, but the clean operation can be scary.
In the observation room, a group of doctors from Europe and the United States looked blue, as if someone pinched their necks.
"How come their level is so high, God, this is the pancreas!"
"Look, the main surgeon almost simply does the surgical route near the pancreas, and a few assistants in other places complete it for him. My older brother, the surgery can still be done like this!"
Those who are not smart are still marveling at the surgical level of Dr. Huaguo Chasu, and those who are smart have already begun to wonder if this place can make a lot of money in the future, where did Nima come from such a powerful doctor!
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