Chapter 749: Do n’t come here, you have teeth

Chapter 749: Don't Come On, Get Toothy
This world is magical. In just a decade or so, the world has been dazzled by changes. It seems that people who lived in the primitive society for more than a decade ago, and then one day, they saw the world!
In particular, some people, after entering the work industry from school, no matter what industry, these new people are considered to have seen the world and opened their eyes.
Of course, some special people are not counted, only talking to the little people who have little knowledge.
Fan Zhang is also the same. Although there were few people in the quark before, I also saw some things, such as two married people who have a family, in KTV, "I am married now, no, no!"
It's so bold, so unscrupulous, Zhang Fan's eyes are all green, aren't they afraid of gossip?
After the theatricin, I saw the sky, and what kind of long (a) breasts, skins, and open eyes are trivial. Someone even wants to make beauty near the chrysanthemum.
Really, Zhang Fan almost felt like he was coming from Mars at that time.
How do you describe the person who asked for the beauty of chrysanthemums? Let's put it this way, it was midsummer.
In the hot and dry weather, the director of the anorectal department took the little daughter-in-law away. Zhang Fan acted as the director of the anorectal department for a few days. When she was off work in the afternoon, a young woman came.
Why is it a young woman? There is a saying about it. She has a mature atmosphere all over her, and she has a round figure.
The upper body is wearing a small dress that is not a sling, but it is not wide enough. The lower body is not a short or long skirt, and, terribly, she has slits on both sides.
Just one action, or a slightly larger range, can definitely reach the point where the curious man quickly bets on color, maybe this is implicit.
At the time, Zhang Fan's mind finally understood why the light was so attractive.
She said she had hemorrhoids, lying on the examination bed, and Zhang Fan started to have the examination.
But when she saw her chrysanthemums, Zhang Fan was quite wondering. In the summer, why chrysanthemums are like winter hands, opening their eyes everywhere, it is directly a cracked scene.
It's not over yet. They opened their mouths and took a fairly standard mandarin. The words spoken were not only Zhang Fan, but even the nurse on the side almost surprised her eyes.
"Doctor, if you like, by the way, give me a beauty near the chrysanthemum to make it look smoother and smoother, okay?"
But today, when Quark's 120 sickness number was sent, Zhang Fan knew that today's illness number is quite similar to the original illness number.
At the end of October and November, the theatrical temperature of theophylline was already below zero.
Some people have already put on down jackets and cotton coats pressed in boxes. Shao Hua had already put on Zhang Fan's thick clothes early, for fear he was frozen. There was a mother who was afraid of him cold, but now there is His cold daughter-in-law!
Today, when this patient came out of the 120 faces, Zhang Fan frowned directly.
There are four or five pairs of long hats on the long legs, long boots along the knees, and leather skirts.
The Korean version of the big leather coat also has a furry collar. Let's not talk about it, but the leaked thighs make the light in the car brighter.
If you look at your face again, you can see at a glance that the cosmetics used are expensive, and you can't see any folds on the face filled with collagen.
But looking at their necks carefully, the flickering lines still reminded them of their age.
The patient lying on the stretcher, although his face was yellowish, still drew his eyeliner and spent his lips. The long eyelashes were stained with coal particles.
"Go back and tell the director of your county hospital that we are not finished with him!" Cha Su's emergency center picked up the sick number and sent 120 of Quark County to leave. As a result, one of them opened up.
As soon as Zhang Fan heard and looked at it again, no wonder Shi Lei couldn't keep up, and the idea of ​​calling an expert was gone.
"What's wrong?" Zhang Fan didn't go up first, and the doctor at the emergency center went up to ask his medical history.
The woman on the flat car spoke, "I had a hemorrhoid. I was thinking about a minor operation. As a result, the group at the county hospital made me unable to release the big toilet now!"
Then a few others started to whisper.
"Okay, okay, leave one for the family, and the others will go out first."
After the doctor at the emergency center vacated the field, he called the nurse in. In medical treatment, there is a requirement that for the examination of the opposite sex, a staff member of the same gender as the patient must be present.
After the nurse came in, Zhang Fan stood by and looked at the doctor on duty in the emergency center for an examination.
With the leadership, the doctor's attitude is exceptionally gentle.
"Tell me what's wrong?"
The doctor is polite, and it is the largest hospital in the local area, and the patient attitude is much better.
"I had a little hemorrhoids. The county hospital said it was a minor operation, so I had surgery. As a result, now I eat, I dare not eat, can't sleep, can't fall asleep, and I'm angry at everything.
Look at it, look at it, they did it for me. After talking about taking off his pants, Zhang Fan took a look.
At this point, he knew it. "Okay, take care of the anorectal department. A second operation is necessary."
After speaking, Zhang Fan left the examination room.
Chrysanthemums are not valued in the human body. In fact, this organ is quite complicated.
The nerves of the skin are highly abundant, and the coordination of the sphincter complex is not worse than that of the lips. There are even times when the coordinated movement here exceeds the lips.
However, some people do n’t know what they think. If they have constipation, they will not be treated well. Some have swallowed scutellaria, still live, swallowed oil, bottles of oil, and tons of tons.
Huang Yan went down, let alone talk about the other things, this thing has teeth, human stomach acid strength is very high, can not be measured enough.
Huang Yan entered the stomach and was burned. It hurts. Can you catch your eyes? If you don't bite your internal organs, you're sorry for your guts.
Ton! Ton! Ton! The swallowed fat is not greasy or greasy. I do n’t know. It ’s like drinking cola anyway. When the stool comes out like a whip, there is no time to untie the belt.
It is a pity that after this oil and water is pulled, the liver is also damaged, and the constipation will still be constipated.
Even more strange people, constipation, can not get Kaisailu or how to get, what glass bottles, what glass balls, as if you feel smooth and round can be stuffed.
Really, you ca n’t come here. People can ventilate and have a smooth bowel movement without pain, which is a great joy in life.
To be honest, this place is very delicate, don't say you come here, even in the hospital, the doctors are very careful about the operation of chrysanthemums.
Because if something goes wrong in this place, the future is definitely to bury the hidden dangers in life for patients.
Therefore, the surgical goal of all chrysanthemums is to reduce the damage to the skin and surrounding sphincter as much as possible under the premise of relieving the pain.
At the first sight, Zhang Fan did not let the emergency center handle it. If it was a perianal abscess, it was no problem to deal with it in the emergency center. However, this lady's chrysanthemum is not suitable for treatment in the emergency center and must be hospitalized.
The doctor at the emergency center called the anorectal doctor and the patient was sent to the anorectal department.
Zhang Fan thought and followed.
In the anorectal department, Zhang Fan was a few minutes late and heard a few women in the treatment room chanting, "There is no end, this is here for hospitalization, not for you to watch and watch, when the small movie Isn't it?
Just a few doctors looked at it, and now I want to see it again, I'm addicted to taking off my pants, isn't it? "
"Checked over at the emergency center. Why don't you get hospitalized there?"
When Fan Fan heard the anorectal doctor say this to the patient outside the door, he shook his head.
The anorectal department can't get up, there are few patients, the doctor is holding the average award of the hospital, his heart is not balanced, and it is repeated, one by one with resentment.
The hospital also wanted to get the anorectal department up early, but it was too difficult to train a doctor.
After seeing Zhang Fan, the head nurse of the anorectal department greeted loudly, "Dean Zhang, you are here!"
Zhang Fan cried and laughed in his heart, just like the old sister-in-law of Yingbin Tower. When the doctor inside heard that Zhang Fan was here, he was afraid to have a quarrel.
The head nurse accompanied Zhang Fan into the treatment room. "What is this? You're here again. I didn't see enough. How did I get it? Come and see it again!"
The person who accompanied the patient was originally caught in a fire at the county hospital, and then was treated badly by the anorectal surgeon, and then saw Zhang Fan again, with sparks in his words.
Zhang Fan did not hear it, "Did the doctor's code let you explain the condition to the patient?
Why not explain clearly to the patient? Is this anorectal clinic? Are you a doctor in this department? "
The tone was not harsh, and the expression was not serious, but not only the doctor on duty, but even the head nurse of the anorectal department changed his face.
"I'm sorry! I have a bad attitude, so please forgive me!" The doctor on duty couldn't flush any more. If you do n’t even have this awareness, it ’s better to start your own business.
"This is our dean!" The head nurse also hurried out to explain, fearing that the patient would say something uncomfortable.
"Okay, hurriedly see my sister!"
The other side glanced at Zhang Fan a bit, although he didn't say anything, he didn't look good.
To be honest, many people think that the power organ is the best. In fact, for ordinary people, the authorities can urinate or not urinate.
I don't commit anything, I'm the uncle.
But in a city, one is at the top hospital, the other is at the top school. To be honest, the power of these two industries in China is not to be underestimated.
Zhang Fan didn't care about the other party's words at all. He was also a herbivore and understood the other party very well. And no matter what industry or occupation the other party is, she is a patient when she goes to the hospital.
The anorectal doctor saw Zhang Fan, although he didn't pursue it anymore, but his regretful bowel was almost twitching.
There is something in his heart, and the movement is chaotic. He didn't even think about it, and he would start directly with film gloves.
"Bring the rubber! Save, this is not the province!" Zhang Fan's tone was severe this time.
"Okay, okay! Zhang Yuan, I know it was wrong." He was relieved to hear Zhang Fan's words so severe.
They are very clear. If Zhang Fan generally has severe criticism on the spot, then he will not be held accountable afterwards. He is afraid that Zhang Fan will not get angry, and then Ouyang crawls out again, then it is not a joke. Absolutely. Let you go up and down.
Put on rubber gloves, the anorectal doctor said quite gently: "You relax, I check your (a) door, yes, just like that, don't be nervous, yes, the sphincter is open, relax."
Watching the doctor in the anorectal department start the inspection, Zhang Fan said to several family members: "There cannot be too many people in the examination room, otherwise it will cause an accidental infection of the patient. Wait outside for a while, what is the matter, I shout you guys."
Fish came out, and fashion fur teams came out.
The anorectal surgeon who had finished the examination looked at Zhang Fan with a look of utter expression.
"Talk about the results!"
"The sphincter is obviously not contracting enough, but it feels quite stiff when examined, as if the muscles have tightened to a threshold."
"Come, let me see!" Zhang Fan gently asked the doctor who had passed through the anorectal department to put on rubber gloves and put on paraffin oil.
"Don't be nervous. The hospital's repeated inspections are to better treat you with the disease. It is not to toss you intently, you relax!"
Tone, this person, a lot of them are soft and not hard, of course, there are also hard and soft.
Zhang Fan's words are gentle and try to imitate the attitude of Lao Lu to check his sickness. I don't know why, maybe his age or personal cultivation. When the old man talks, even if he talks casually, it can make patients hear respect. Strange.
"Ok!"
After the relatives and friends were invited out, the patient seemed a little embarrassed to face the two-man and one-woman team, and the voices of the answers were a buzz.
"Relax, relax! I'm going to go in with your fingers, you relax." With one hand to support the hips gently, with an open force.
The chrysanthemum's digital diagnosis sounded gorgeous and seemed ambiguous. However, to be honest, few people are willing to refer patients.
People who are bright and bright again, after all, this place is also where the grain is discharged!
In fact, for anorectal diseases, the doctor only needs to open the cheeks gently. Most patients do not need to insert a painful (a) doorscope to check it!
When Zhang Fan's finger entered, he hurried to an open space.
How to describe the normal chrysanthemum digital diagnosis, just like feeding your girlfriend with cake cream on your hand. At this time, there is a feeling of enveloping. When you first enter, it is repulsive. When you enter the deep part of the sphincter, it becomes internal suction.
The patient's feedback to Zhang Fan was that when he first entered, the muscles were stuck like bones.
It's like your girlfriend biting her teeth, but once you enter it, there is no muscle strength, just like entering an empty cotton wool without temperature.
"You talk about the main points of anorectal diagnosis and let the patient listen to the symptoms that fit her."
Fan Zhang asked questions while checking.
"Pain is intermittent, with blood, but has nothing to do with bowel movements. Anal fissures are most likely.
The pain was persistent and gradually worsened as an abscess.
The pain improved and a lump was felt, which was thrombotic external hemorrhoids.
Pain occurs intermittently, and are contaminated with secretions, which is fistula.
If there is a lump, it may take a trick to accept the mole! "
"Well, it seems that your mind is still professional, and your business is professional enough. In the future, cultivate your personality."
After speaking, he said to the patient again, "You feel that your symptoms are similar to the one he said."
Thank you all
Thank you Uncle Yu0421 for setting up the Grand Master
(End of this chapter)