Translator:
Henyee, eunimon_
Editor:
Caron_
The devotee glared at him.
I’m not going! Why should I?! Why should I be the one who returns! Bloody ladyboy, why don’t you go back?! Aren’t you loyal and devoted towards captain, huh? How could you watch him die and not try to save him at all?
Spray of Flowers choked and said,
What is it… don’t they have a saying in China… husband and wife are like birds in one grove, but they each fly away at the end of their lives….
The devotee gave off a look of disdain.
Captain, do you see his true colors now?
Nameless Nie glared at the two of them then turned to the brick-moving foreigner.
Little Sweetie, go back to Famous Ye!
The brick-moving foreigner said sternly.
Captain, I’d like to help you, but my Mandarin isn’t great. Captain, would you like to eat sht? I’ll go buy it for you!
Little Sweetie disappeared without a trace after that.
Right after that, there was a
click
and the iceberg man had locked himself into the coffin…
Nameless Nie nearly spewed out blood from anger.
Fck your father! One, two, three, four of you – all of you are useless!
The only reliable Feng Xuan Yi was still in long-term offline mode…
Why’s it so hard to be a captain?
Nameless Nie’s head was aching when the WeChat notifications started ringing once again.
[Famous Ye: Nameless Nie! What’s wrong with you?! I’m an unwed lady, yet I’m helping you pretend to be a little child’s mother out of my own goodwill! Could you at least help me coordinate the matter properly, huh?]
[ Famous Ye: In the end, your nephew showed up and you didn’t even tell me at all. You even left him alone here and ran away, leaving me to stare blankly at a son who suddenly popped out – I wasn’t prepared at all!]
[Famous Ye: What if my boyfriend sees this and thinks I had this boy with a wild man outside, huh?]
[Famous Ye: The main point isn’t this; the main point is that I’m a fraud and this dear uncle of his actually went missing! You’ve got to be kidding me!]
Ye Wanwan was obviously exploding in fury and typing away crazily.
Nameless Nie and the others were trembling. None of them dared to reply.
[Famous Ye: I’ll count to three and if you’re not going to come out, you will have the bear responsibility for the consequences.]
[Famous Ye: 3]
[Famous Ye: 2]
[Famous Ye: 1]
Spray of Flowers and the devotee were squatting in the corner, trying their best to reduce their presence.
Really envious of that dead man – the coffin is so useful!
Nameless Nie took a deep breath. He didn’t have any other choice and as the captain, as the uncle of the little devil, he had to be the one who solved this issue…
Ye Wanwan stared at her phone screen.
Once she was done with the countdown, a message appeared in the WeChat group…
[Your friend Nameless Nie has left the WeChat group]
Ye Wanwan:
…
Spray of Flowers and the devotee who were curled up in the corner:
…!!!
Sht!
Captain, that’s too brazen, isn’t it!
You’re just going to throw us into the wolves’ den like that?
[Your friend Spray of Flowers has left the WeChat group]
[Your friend Devotee has left the WeChat group]
[Your friend Little Sweetie Aisin Gioro has left the WeChat group]
…
Three notifications appeared one after another and finally, the group was left with only a certain terminal stage lazy cancer sufferer who couldn’t even be bothered to run for his life…
Bastard! You totally forced me to do this! You’re heartless! So don’t blame me for being unkind!
Ye Wanwan gritted her teeth. She was fuming as she strode into the living room.
I’m done being his mother!
Ye Wanwan went back into the living room in a huff and marched towards Nie Tang Xiao.
Tangtang! There’s something I need to tell you!
Ye Wanwan had been gone for a very long time. The little fella had remained on the sofa waiting for her and when he heard her coming back inside, he turned his head immediately and extended his tiny arm to rub his tired eyes. He replied in a child-like tone,
Mommy…
Uh…
The words Ye Wanwan wanted to say were all stuck in her throat instantly.
