Chapter 594: Got it!
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Porter of Two Worlds
- 石闻
- 1994 characters
- 2021-02-27 07:31:42
Heroes are sad for beauty, and the enemy has been sad for killing love since ancient times. If you are in the world forever, once you are silent in the world of Miss Sister, the characters of Niu Fortune will also bend under two long legs!
Obviously, Jun Niansheng in front of him is such a guy, the master of martial arts, the champion of the imperial examination system, but in front of the beloved woman, he is so tempered.
Therefore, this guy has come to the door. Bai Yang feels sorry if he does not take him to the crooked road!
With a slight cough, Bai Yang looked at the night sky with a lonely expression on his face: "On coaxing a woman (on Huyou), I'm afraid few people in this world can match me!"
Holding the half-altar wine, Jun Niansheng was stunned while watching Poplar. In his eyes, the image of Poplar suddenly became tall at this moment, which made people stand tall and high. The attitude of standing at the peak of a field made him feel himself Incomparably small.
Subconsciously, he put down the altar, and spoke carefully to Poplar: "Please also enlighten Brother Bai! You don't know, I've been sad during this time. If I can teach me two tricks, I'm grateful!"
Seeing that, for the younger sister, Jun Niansheng does not have to do any martial arts. The grandson of the prime minister, the master of martial arts, the champion of the imperial examination system, descended as a younger self ...
Sure enough, single dogs can ignore everything, regardless of national boundaries or even planes!
"Looking at your brother's sincere attitude, I'll pass you a trick." Bai Yang felt that he had enough pretend, and his face looked like I was moved by you.
"Wearing your ears and listening" Jun Niansheng nodded, and sent a small book out.
With a mysterious smile, Poplar didn't make a long story at first, but turned to look at the room ahead: "Brother, what do you think it is?"
"Um, the room? Does this have anything to do with us?" Jun Niansheng didn't understand, but in his mind, he launched his 250 IQ to think quickly. What's the secret connection?
No matter how high IQ is, he can't keep up with the poplar's rhythm. Can you think about the unreliable poplar?
Just listen to Bai Yang: "It's not my room, it's above the room"
"Over the house? The night sky?" Jun Niansheng's face was aggressive, how could he get further and further away?
Aspen turned his head, looking at Jun Niansheng's face, you can give up the treatment expression: "Forget it, don't guess, mine is the roof tiles"
Jun Niansheng had mosquito coils in his eyes, and the two fools asked the same: "Tile? What do you mean?"
Taking a deep breath, although Poplar's face was playing against the cow but I didn't care about you, he said, "Master, in our hometown, there is a saying like this, a creature like a woman, you do n’t hit her for three days. Dare to go to the house and uncover the tile. It ’s owing to clean up when you are white. The more you get used to her, the more vigorous you are. Therefore, when dealing with women, you have to take a tough posture and release the masculinity of men. She, tune her ... Keke, pull away, get back to business, in short, human nature worships the strong, as long as you take a strong posture, let women feel their own weakness, and be sincere to you, and then, still It ’s not that you are crazy, I am stupid, you are a tree, I am a vine, lingering to the horizon ... understand? "
Damn ... The jar of wine in Jun Niansheng's hands fell to the ground and shattered. After listening to the popping pop of Poplar, his head was blank.
Everyone worships the strong. This seems to be true. After this period of time, she seems to be following the sister Cai Yue too much, so she has become more and more energetic, as if it really is like this ...
Combining his own reality with Bai Yang's theory, the more he thought about it, the more he wondered. Could it be that he was too much along the other side during this time, so Sister Caiyue kicked her nose on her face?
Bai Yang looked at Jun Niansheng's unaware expression, and his heart almost smiled. In front of love, not only the IQ of the woman would decline, but the man could become a fool directly. Seeing that, how smart this Junnian student was, I was fooled. La!
To strike iron while hot, Bai Yang bewildered: "So you have to get cold, don't obey her too much, you have feelings, you can even alienate her when necessary, so she will feel the troubles, the women are strange Creature, the more you become distant, the more curious and flustered you will be, if you do n’t love her, if you have a dog outside ... oh no, someone, and so on, you will go on thinking about something messy, so You have all your heart, and then you will go the other way, a little closer. Will she still be happy with you? "
Grunting, Jun Niansheng swallowed his mouth and sighed in wonder: "Brother Bai, is this really okay? Although I read a lot, but I don't end up with less in the book, don't lie to me"
"What do I lie to you, keep Baishang Bailing, you are a smart person, you must grasp one of them, it is absolutely feasible!" Bai Yangxin swore.
Hum, in the identity and status of Princess Nine, you would be surprised if you did this. Lao Tzu is an undercover member of the fff group. Breaking up a pair is a pair. Anyone ca n’t tear it down. See a pair. The couple drifted away and they were so happy ...
"So what am I going to do?" Jun Niansheng asked. At this time, he was already in a state of inadequacy. He delved into the theory of Poplar and felt that there was great wisdom in it.
Often the easiest way is the most effective. Sure enough, Brother Bai beat me a thousand times in women, and I realized!
"What you want to do is yours. Chen Caiyue is not my girl. I will help you make it. You are so smart that you can implement every detail. So, brother, take action. I am optimistic about you. Oh! "Bai Yang continued to bewilder.
Let's do it. I will wait for you to drink bitter wine with you who are desperate after breaking up. I will comfort you and I will tell you when the brothers do n’t cry.
Um, am I too bad?
No, I'm testing the relationship between them, um, yes, yes, that's it!
"Teached" took a deep breath, and Jun Niansheng looked at Bai Yang's archway, and he couldn't leave without being conscientious.
What am I doing? In fact, there was a whole lot of crackling. I did n’t think about it. It was you who wanted more. Bai Yang laughed wildly in his heart, but his expression was deeply convincing. We do n’t dare to teach. We just discuss each other. In fact, what we have is also lacking. We need to improve with our brothers. "
"It makes sense, endless, Brother Bai, come, when we drink, we will pass on such profound questions to you without reservation. You will be my confidant in the future, shall we worship the handle?" Jun Niansheng looked With poplar eyes burning road.
Aspen is covered in coldness, alas, I am just flickering at you, but I'm not going to bend you and die while I still worship the handle. Should I chop the chicken?
Shaking his head, Bai Yang: "Everything is in my heart, in the wine, the things in the form have fallen into disappointment, you brothers are in love, I drink!"
"It makes sense, I'm wrong, and punish myself for an altar." Jun Niansheng shook his head and his face was wrong, and mumbled a lot of wine.
Um, drink, and flicker one more, and give me some money for the sale, our people are so happy today ...
While Bai Yang and Jun Niansheng mumbled and drank, Chen Caiyue glanced at this side from time to time, don't look at her face and ignore Jun Niansheng's love, in fact she still cared about him.
Although the distance is not very far, the two poplars deliberately lowered their voices, and she could not hear the details, only humming in her heart: "Jun Niansheng, this guy is usually proud and proud, and did not expect to fight with the surname Bai for a while. It seems that the surname Bai is really unique, but the two men have a grin on their faces, and there must be no good things. In the future, you must let Jun ’s brother stay away from him ...
The barbecue continued. For the first time, Chen Caiyue made something to eat, and she seemed very happy and novel. She tried everything, and she unknowingly ended up getting more. Because she was happy, she gave as much food as possible to Bai Yangjun. Coupled with the four sisters Bingqing Yujie and the kitten carefully grilled, several people ate around the big table.
Later, Poplar played happily, taught them to punch, and became familiar with the rules, all of them went crazy. Even the nine princess Chen Caiyue stepped on a chair and drank five and drank six, like a rough man, completely distorted by the poplar ...
I do n’t know how long I drank and how much I drank, and finally how the poplar that left the field did n’t know. He was dizzy and was brought back to rest by the kitten. As for Jun Niansheng, Chen Caiyue, they are naturally served by maids.
I have no words to spend the night.
God ’s face changed, no one could guess, the day before was gloomy as if it was going to rain, but the next day was a good day with bright sun.
The sun shone through the window to the big bed in the room. Aspen lay down and slept, and the kitten, wearing only a belly pants, lay on the aspen. The sun shone on her. The gourd-like white body Glow.
The kitten was awake, lying on the poplar, and the bulging were deformed. A pair of beautiful eyes watched the poplar blink and wink.
The thigh slammed into a certain Shijiabangbang thing, the kitten quietly glanced, and looked at the white poplar that was sleeping, blinked, his face was red, his body slipped down quietly, and then looked at still asleep Aspen, bit his lip, then lowered her head ...
Aspen fell asleep, and felt like he was soaking in the hot spring. He was soothed, but he was awkward, almost soaring, and then he woke up.
When I opened my eyes, I saw the panicked eyes of the kitten. With four eyes facing each other, time seemed to freeze.
The kitten's mouth was bulging. When she saw Bai Yang looking at her, her eyes panicked, she quickly waved in a piece of clothes and ran to the toilet ...
"This ..." Bai Yang scratched his head, looked at his brother, and looked at the kitten in the bathroom.
"Cat, good morning" Bai Yang rushed to the bathroom ~ EbookFREE.me ~ 噗 ... yeah, master, goodbye, I ... I'm going to prepare the master for washing ... "The kitten panicked, as if vomiting something thing.
"My old wife and wife, what shame, and cat, remember to wake me up next time," Bai Yang said as he got dressed.
"Oh, Master, you are still ashamed ..."
The two laughed and warmed up with each other warmly. After washing, they came to report to Jun Niansheng and Chen Caiyue in the living room waiting for Bai Yang to leave ...
(Happy May 1st dear, Stone also wants to take a holiday, hey ...).
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