Chapter 538: I want to shit

Yao Lan walked in from outside the house, "Dare you get the cold? Would you like to have a doctor to see, you have to learn too much to teach the children in the future, it would be bad if it was transmitted to the children."
Tianyun rubbed his nose, "It turns out that you only care about the children, and don't care about your husband, hum."
Yao Lan glanced at him and almost couldn't help rolling her eyes. "Why are you so naive and you can't compete with the children for favor? I tell you the truth, I wouldn't marry you if your Majesty gave me a marriage! , So many conditions? "
Tianyun broke: ""
"I just want to ask my wife for some attention."
He said weakly, looking at Yao Lan's roar like a lion. He didn't expect it to happen before he got married.
Besides, he was a grand teacher and married Yao Lan in the position of his wife. Did he even wrong her?
The more he wanted to get angry, he beeped quietly, "Although Da Zhou's folk style is open, men and women are equal. But you can't do this. For the husband and the court, you only reach for clothes and open your mouth at home. I do n’t care so much
"Ok?"
Yao Lan was sitting in front of the dressing table admiring Yu Fuming's appreciation of Bai Yuzhen, and she heard from the mirror to Tianyun Po, "What do you think, say aloud."
"No, no opinion."
It was quite loud.
Yao Lanbai gave him a glance and continued: "Actually, I don't care about you. You see, I didn't say that I was afraid you would be transmitted to me, didn't I? I was worried about the children. The child is the flower of Da Zhou now, and the towering future. Tree, what if it was sick? "
Tian Yunbo couldn't help but said, "I am the towering tree of Da Zhou now"
"Your towering tree is crooked, and you have a bad root. If you listen to what you say, what is it that I use my clothes at home to stretch my hands to open my mouth? This is a big teacher's house. Do n’t bother with the people? You see me eating breakfast and supper every day when you go out early and come back late, where do you know how much I have to do at home during the day?

Tian Yunbo was stunned by her saying, "But when I occasionally take a rest at home, I don't see much about you."
In the mirror, Yao Lan's face showed a suspicious blush.
Before Tian Yun can see clearly, her wicked sued first: "That's a coincidence! I happened to be okay when you were at home. Hey, what do you mean?"
She simply turned her head and watched Tianyun break fiercely. "You mean that I have a casual meal at home? Do you want me to be so exhausted every day? If you don't like it, I'll ask His Majesty to return to the Palace of Life Waiting, I wo n’t be in trouble in your Taishi House! "
As soon as someone else's wife was angry, she said that I would go back to my parents' house and ask my father and brother to clean up you.
Yao Lan was better, and when she was angry, she said that she would return to the Changsheng Temple. If she lifted Yufu out to support her, who could handle it?
Tianyun broke up quickly and hugged her, "Mrs., my good lady, have something to say, why do you want to go to your Majesty after a few words?"
Yao Lan was slumped by him, trying to break free and unable to break free. His two feet kicked and kicked helplessly.
"Let me go, because you think that I don't work, and that I don't care about you. I do the same in the Changsheng Hall. Your Majesty never scolds me, why can you say me?"
This is true.
Yao Lan did not make any troubles near Yufu, but Yufu did not punish her once, but instead treated her favorably.
Tian Yun thought to himself that his Majesty had spoiled Yao Lan. How can he revive Fu Gang to control Yao Lan now? Of course, she decides this home.
He immediately coaxed: "Okay, I promise I won't say it again, let me say I'm a puppy, how about it? If you're happy, just take care of the things at home. If you're unhappy, leave it to me. Responsible for being your wife Mrs. Mei, okay? Besides, I'm very strong and I don't get sick if I don't care. I don't let my wife care, isn't it my wife doesn't care, OK? "
With these remarks, Yao Lan's kick was finally settled.
"It's pretty much the same."
Is this all the same?
In any case, Tian Yun broke his breath and said, "Mrs. feels the same, that is, there is still room for improvement. I must continue to work for my husband to make my wife happy and comfortable in Taishi government, okay?"
Yao Lan's heart was in full bloom, and the corners of her eyes were full of smiles.
It seems that this is satisfactory.
"Well then, I won't go back to the palace, you let me go."
"So what? I'm not finished yet."
Tianyun broke her eyes and squeezed her tighter. "If you like children, let's have ten or eight by ourselves. Would you like it?"
Said that Hengheng picked her up and went to the inner bed.
"Let me go, you gangster, old man!"
Yao Lan scolded him while struggling, and his voice soon turned into a vague sobbing voice, gradually fading into the fragrance of pear
Two days later, Tian Yun broke into Tai Xuezhong for classes.
Yufu attaches great importance to Taixue. In addition, these carefully selected students who passed the entrance examination are either the official family or the noble relatives. Therefore, it is not grieving to have the talented ministers of the Central Korean School take turns to teach them.
The Ministers of North Korea and China are proud to have been selected to study in Taipa, but unfortunately, not everyone has this qualification, and it must be approved by Yufu himself.
Tianyun sees that Yao Lan likes these children and is more afraid to neglect. He has prepared a lot of homework in advance.
Unexpectedly, I learned that the atmosphere was a little weird.
These children looked at him with a hostile gaze, even a little disdain, and saw his face inexplicable. What happened?
He looked down, and he wore a moon-white Confucian shirt hand-picked by Yao Lan. He wore a common crown on his head, which was neither excessively luxurious nor polite.
Don't children like it?
He entered the room in a haze, and saw that Huashang and Gu Yuanzhang were normal, and he whispered to Huashang, "Princess, what happened?"
Hua Changzhuang tilted her head stupidly, "What happened? I didn't hear anything."
Tian Yun Po looked at Yuan Zhen again, Yuan Zhen didn't say anything, so he just smiled at him.
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Can't tell him, have you been pitted by my uncle?
Tian Yunpo had to suppress the strange feeling and give the children a lesson. "Today we talk about the government of the court. The court of the Da Zhou Dynasty continued the government of the former Beili, divided into three public and six.
"report!"
Someone raised his hand, and his voice was too loud to startle Tianyun.
"what happened?"
"Master, I want to shit!"
The child looked at him with his stomach covered, and Tian Yunpo was a little embarrassed. "It's just going to be respectful just now. Why don't you just go?"
The child bitterly, "I didn't want to pull it just now. Even if the master doesn't agree, I'll just pull it in my pants."
Tianyun broke the news and said that he was close to the enemy, and waved his hand quickly, "Go and hurry, hurry!"
One child stumbled out, another child followed behind his and was stopped by Tianyun Po. "Do you want to draw out Christine too?"
The child behind him did the same, covering his stomach with a painful look, "Yeah, I can't stand it anymore, this is about to be pulled out."
"Go! Go! Go!"
Tian Yun broke his enthusiasm and was completely deprived of heat by these two pee-heavy children. He relieved himself when he thought that it was finally time to start a formal lecture.
"Master, I want to shit!"
"I want to too!"
"I can't hold it anymore."
Without waiting for him to answer, the children holding their stomachs ran out, and there were many people in the crowd, and Tianyun was unable to catch it for a moment.
Of the twenty students in the last room, only four were left: Huashang, Yuanzhang, Gu Jiaojiao, and Ning Yidan. Gu Jiaojiao originally wanted to pretend to run out with stomach pain, but was stopped by Yuan Zhen's wink.
Gu Jiaojiao didn't need to open his mouth to know what Jiaojiao was going to say, "If you dare to run out, I'll make your name public."
Yuan Zhen is usually enough for buddies, and he does not easily call his name, so he barely stays.
Tianyun looked up and saw that there were only four of them left, and he was immediately overwhelmed and overwhelmed. "What happened? Did these children eat anything unclean together?"
Otherwise, how could a dozen people have stomach pains together?
Ning Yidan whispered: "We do n’t eat snacks in Taixue, but we are thirsty to drink some tea. Bao Taifu said that all luxury enjoyment cannot be brought, even the tea is poured by ourselves.
Tian Yun frowned in surprise. "It's strange. I didn't eat the wrong thing. Why did my stomach hurt?"
Gu Jiaojiao covered his mouth and laughed. He was so stupid that he thought everyone had a stomachache.
Everyone just feels that he is not a good person and doesn't want to listen to him.
As he was doing nothing, he suddenly heard the clamoring voice of Bao Baofu, "Who told you to come out? Which master is giving you a lesson?"
Tianyun hurriedly walked out the door and saw that a dozen children did not go to the clean room at all, but wanted to slip out of Taixue together, but was caught by Bao Baofu in the court.
Before I had time to talk, I suddenly saw that the older children in the next room also ran out to support these elementary school students, led by Ouyang Tielu.
"Old lady, they didn't do anything wrong! Tian Taishi is not a good person. Why should we teach us?"
When he said that, he ran down and stood in front of the elementary school students, so that Bao Baofu would not let them catch them. Tian Yunbao was more surprised when he heard that it was not a good word.
Why isn't he nice?
Mrs. Bao was so angry that she pointed at Ouyang Tielu with a ruler. "Who said that Master Tian is not a good person? You are a student, how can you talk about the teacher? Have n’t you go back to your class honestly? Master Huang, how are you Discipline students? "
It turned out that Ouyang Tielu's teacher was Huang Huashou, and his fat figure stood out among the older children, which seemed to stand out.
Suddenly, Bao Baofu clicked on his name, and he was restrained like a schoolboy who did something wrong.
That's right, Mrs. Bao has always despised the new Taishiling. He is proud and arrogant, and loves to talk to the students.
Had it not been for Yufu's name to ask him to tell the children about history, he would not allow too shallow people to have such superficial stinks!
Why aren't the students so annoying, but Tianyun Po is so annoying?
Mrs. Bao became more angry with Huang Huashou. "You are not ready to take your students back. How old is your husband to speak here? Is there a good example for you as a master, but can you be a strong teacher?"
Huang Huashou knew that Mr. Bao didn't like him very much, so he kept trembling in front of him, and now hearing these words: "My little boys, hurry up, let's go back to class and don't make a mess here!"
Talking to Laoyang Tielu ’s arm, he broke free. "I don't! If things are not flat, then it sounds. My dad said, to learn good people but not bad people, why did Bao Baofu force us to learn bad people?"
"You, who is your father?"
Bao Baofu would like to hear that someone's reckless man taught such a confused boy.
Ouyang Tielu straightened his waist, "My father is General Ouyang!"
Huang Huashou closed his eyes and couldn't bear to look at it again. Old Bao Bao naturally couldn't afford to offend him, and he was also offended by the son of General Ouyang. It seems that Guaner is not easy to be taken as it is better to worry about him at Gusu Kai Inn.
Bao Baofu heard Ouyang's name and paused for a while before finally exhaling, and turned away.
In the evening, the news that Ouyang Tielu was blossomed by Ouyang Yan quickly spread to the palace.
During dinner, Hua Chang talked about it and said, "Well, I don't know how Ouyang Tielu was beaten. He is also good for primary school students."
Yu Fu asked her for Gu Shubai's direction. "It's a farce, it's all your father's fault."
"How can this be a disaster?"
Gu Shubai raised his bowl and said, "This is a lively lesson for my children. It teaches everyone to listen to what is false and see what is true."