: 599 Funny ratio sent by monkeys

The big brother's time is very valuable, so the housekeeper never thought that the big brother would have dinner at home.
But it's time to catch up with it, and it's not possible for the father and mother to be unprepared, so they deliberately asked the kitchen to make something delicious.
After going downstairs, people in the living room quickly got up to show respect when they saw the big brother coming down.
It ’s just that everyone is a bit weird. Why do big guys hold rhubarb, should n’t rhubarb roll all the way down?
You should know that although Rhubarb is a pet, but the housekeeper keeps Corgi and the dog in the countryside is no different. Rhubarb has the lowest status in the housekeeper. But if it's rhubarb, it's a little ... incredible.
Imagine that the big guy hugs a dirt dog lovingly!
Moreover, the hairless rhubarb is so ugly!
...
At the dinner table, there was no chaos due to the joining of the boss. Although the boss is not seated, it is not the end.
"Uh ... Secretary, rhubarb can't eat sweet and sour pork ribs, eating too sweet things is bad for the body." Watching the big brother feeding rhubarb with his own chopsticks, Guan Ming always felt that something was wrong.
Well, to be honest, the spoon Guan Ming who had fed the child was a bit disgusted and didn't want to use it. After all, the slimy food flow seemed to be very ... well, plus the child's drool, etc., anyway, Guan Ming was A little unbearable, even if it was his daughter.
"Oh? I really don't know, but it seems that rhubarb also likes eating ~" Touching the dog's head affectionately, the guy smiled and didn't mind, using the same pair of chopsticks to clamp himself again Ribs.
Usually, rhubarb eats on the ground, but the big brother puts it on the table in person, and no one in the stewardship refuses to take it seriously.
With her tongue sticking out, Rhubarb shook her small electric buttocks, and the dog looked at the big brother expectantly.
It has never eaten sweet and sour pork ribs. After all, this thing is too sweet for it and affects your health too much, but it tastes great!
During the middle of the dinner, the big brother also made a few calls, but all told his little secretary to talk about the arrangement of working hours, which did not involve any secrets, so he did not avoid others.
After dinner, the two returned to the study again, but this time without Rhubarb's company.
...
"This is the human brain chip in the rhubarb brain. At the same time, these are the corresponding technologies, the manufacturing process is a bit complicated, and I don't have extra chips here, so I personally don't recommend disassembling this thing if there is no production capacity. To study. "
A hard plastic transparent box with a human brain chip inside, in addition to a USB flash drive.
Guan Ming thought about it last night, and finally decided to hand over the relevant technology, but it was only a relative technology.
In the human brain chip, Guan Ming actually retains a part of the technology, that is, specific research related to DNA and biological enzymes, because this is the content of Guan Ming's research on biological computers, but this application and other aspects are It doesn't matter.
First of all, there is no such thing as finding a business partner for foundry, because the technology is too advanced, there is no strict confidentiality mechanism, the possibility of leakage of this thing is too great, even if there is a patent, it is useless, and the company established it There was no capacity for large-scale production from the beginning.
The second is that Guan Ming is conquering the second-generation products. From the perspective of Guan Ming, there is still much room for improvement.
The last and most important point is that Guan Ming needs to collect human experimental parts. This is definitely not what Guan Ming can handle.
Experiment with death row?
Leaving aside humanity and inhumanity, at least Guan Ming didn't have this strength or power to conduct research. Now it is not ancient. Even if he can go to Vietnam to buy his wife, he certainly can't find a place to buy slaves.
As for suppressing the United States, well, this is just a reason for Guan Ming to carry out this part of the plan early.
"Rest assured, I will guarantee the safety of this thing!" Nodded, the big-faced man looked serious, put the hard plastic box and the USB flash drive in the pocket of the suit solemnly, and then patted it.
"Oh ~ don't be so nervous, even if you lose it, it's not a big problem, these things are all here." Forefinger clicked on the temple, Guan Ming is not worried about the safety of this thing, after all, Guan Ming has not heard of big I have had a security problem.
"You, you, I really don't know what to say to you!" He shook his head with a smirk and paused. The big brother touched his chin and said, "Rhubarb is convenient for me to take away? Maybe it needs some experiments, of course. , Definitely not doing anatomy or something, maybe some physical examination. "
The science is rigorous. From theory to application, it can repeat experiments. The existence of rhubarb is definitely a scientific miracle. Regarding the issue of rhubarb ownership, it is also a topic that must be considered. What treatment will be available? The only thing that can be determined is 'immortality'. It may be treated as a pig for captivity. Compared with now, it is estimated that the biggest benefit is that it can grow hair ...
"If rhubarb's words don't matter, it's been a long time since I really have feelings. You also know that my eldest daughter likes to bite it every day." Guan Ming never thought that one day he would refuse the big brother for rhubarb.
If Rhubarb knew it, it wouldn't know if it would be excited to offer a chrysanthemum ...
"This ... well, let me do my best, you also know that this kind of thing is not my decision." Hesitantly, the big guy nodded slowly, although he didn't want to admit it, but the big guy is just a big guy, not a giant.
"Tell me about the kidnappers this time. I was delayed by Rhubarb for one afternoon. I guess you are anxious." The big brother was very determined and went directly to the next topic.
In addition to being invited, Guan Ming's family actually wanted to tell Guan Ming about the kidnappers, including their motivations. If Guan Ming had not been invited, perhaps the big guy would invite Guan Ming to talk to him.
"What's going on with the kidnapping this time? How do I feel that the United States is ... funny?" Guan Ming would scold mmp in private, but always be civilized in front of the big guy.
He always felt that the kidnapping this time could be described as a ‘comic sent by the monkey’. Guan Ming had never seen such a weak chicken kidnapper.
Without the insect monitor in the first place, Mu's mother may have eaten white flour buns in the hands of the kidnappers, but unfortunately, except for Guan Mingtang, there were no more recruiters in this kidnapping incident.
And Guan Mingtang's side is also because of the person in the northeast ~ EbookFREE.me ~ Jun did not see Guan Ming's pharmacy also rushed into the kidnappers, but he was rubbed frantically by plain clothes on the ground and bleeding.
"You should know that there is no active military service to protect non-civil servants in our country. The current analysis concludes that the U.S. side is likely to notice that your external security is abnormally strong, so this test is mainly a test The state's attitude towards you, through the country's response to determine your importance to the country, and how much the country values ​​you, "said the gangster.
Guan Ming is kind of square, he never thought it would be this reason.
Is it possible to promote a kilogram of shell beetle as an elephant appendage? Couldn't it be dung beetles?
"Uh ... I have a strong external security? Or ... I have such a strong external security?" Guan Ming wanted to ask if the artificial intelligence was leaked, but he couldn't say anything.
"It's incredible. First of all, your company, including your current home, is actually protected by the school. There has never been such an example in the country so far. Except for you, and we think it may be the first two times you went abroad to participate. During the meeting, security details were exposed to some extent, so the United States will notice this anomaly. "