Chapter 199: : Bomb

I was stunned, the trousers were all wet, and one foot stepped into the sink in the toilet.
Fortunately, Lijiazhuangzi's sanitation measures are good, and the toilets are all flushed automatically, otherwise they would be embarrassed to see people.
Bang!
With another slash, Jiang Han flew out of the soul urn and almost slept on me. My face was pressed to the ground under the load. Although it was my own urine, it was quite disgusting!
"Lord! The subordinate's rescue is late!" Jiang Han confirmed that I was fine, and hurriedly hugged me out of the toilet.
When I charged, something ran into it, and it shook the side nearby. It seems that the walker who attacked me in the toilet also ran into it because of the narrow space.
"Close the toilet!" After flushing out of the toilet, I immediately struggled down and ordered Jiang Han to block the door of the men's public toilet.
Xijun and Song Wanyi, Daimei and Heimaoyan all ran out, crowding in the toilet.
Wang Yuanyi and Zhang Xiaofei both ran up, wondering what I was doing.
"Almost assassinated the ghost!" I touched the ghost coffin, summoned Wang Yan, and ordered them to enter the toilet to kill the enemy.
Public toilets are all squat-style in the south, with more than a dozen rows open, and the sink will automatically flush when the water is full, simple but practical.
Wang Yan took the little ghost girl in to kill the zombie. The red ropes filled the toilet. This time he hit Jiang Han and was blocked in the toilet. It was a misstep. It would be weird if he couldn't kill him. Up.
"Get the torpedo!" I turned my head and said Li Qinghe, who was running over.
Li Qinghe saw that there was water on my head and body, and if I was dirty, I knew I had an accident in the toilet.
Tomorrow will be a funeral. The Li family will go to a funeral. Of course, the soul cannon is indispensable. The firecracker with a plastic shell called "torpedo" is used to open the way. It is so powerful that a piece of white belly can appear in the fish pond.
The little girl ghost can't be searched, this walking corpse must be hiding in the toilet trough, feces and urine still have an effect on the ghost general, the ghost can only search on the ground, and knows that it is dirty.
It's morning anyway, everyone is awake, it's not a wicked thing to fire a firecracker, and there is a murderer underneath.
I put away Wang Yan and other female ghosts, and Li Qinghe and Li Qinghe took the lead and threw them into the toilet trough.
After the loud bang, the gunpowder covered it so that it was white, and a pile of flew out of the lattice window of the toilet. Everyone was too late to run. Wang Yuanyi and Zhang Xiaofei both lit firecrackers and threw them in. If there are people in the toilet, at least It also has to be injured, or the eardrums will suffer.
Just in a daze, a black figure rushed out covered in shit, galloped into Jiang Han's ghost shield, and stepped onto Jiang Han's shoulder and galloped in the air.
Everyone was stunned, and when they understood, the shadow went outside Zhuangzi.
"Fuck, I escaped!" Li Qinghe reacted, but the firecrackers in his hand were still burning, and the fuse was almost burned out.
I was so frightened, I slapped his hand, then covered my ears and jumped aside.
Li Qinghe still wanted to scold me, but as a result, the heads of a group of people buzzed.
Everyone can't stand the bombardment of this firecracker, so don't talk about chasing them. They all blame Li Qinghe for a daze.
"Okay, let's not talk about Qinghe. People haven't slept for two days and two nights. You still expect him to know how clear his head is." I relieved Li Qinghe, because such things often happen to me, staying up late If you have more, you will understand. Don't expect a flash of your brain. It's hard to manage normal things without making mistakes.
Li Qinghe covered his ears and expressed gratitude to me.
The master who did the big night began to ask the relatives of the Li family to gather together. Another memorial service would be a funeral. I found a gloomy location and watched by Wang Yuanyi and Zhang Xiaofei. By the way, he released all ghost generals' warning.
This time the walking corpse was so choppy, he must have the intention of killing me, otherwise he wouldn't run to the toilet to assassinate me. Fortunately, the sister-in-law knew that I was in danger and would try to remind me.
When the time flickered to eight o'clock, the coffin was lifted out, ready to lift the coffin up the mountain.
Li Qinghe led the way with a portrait of Li Ruizhong, while Wang Yuanyi and Zhang Xiaofei and I followed the coffin and walked to the feng shui treasure site selected by the Li family.
This time, Zhao Xi of the Zhao family was selected as the location for Feng Shui. The location was relatively far away. After passing through many sugarcane fields and woods, he walked into the mountain road and used two groups of talents to carry the coffin to the hillside near the mountains and rivers.
The walker did not come along the way, and the sun also appeared. Although I stayed up all night, I also relaxed. The walker will not come again in broad daylight.
I ordered a firecracker and threw it into the dug tomb. I walked over and said something. I sprinkled a couple of anti-corpse powder, a handful of dark money, and a bundle of ignited black incense. This can prevent Li Ruizhong from cheating on his corpse. It was safe and sound, and then the Li family was buried.
People in the Li family and Xuanmen know my abilities, and now they look at me in a respectful manner. Some teachers and fathers also use my methods to explain to their disciples.
Li Qinghe looked at me gratefully, after all, it costs a lot of money for this hand, this is true brotherhood.
After the burial, I took a red string, and some profit, I went back to Shilu, Wang Yuanyihao and Zhang Xiaofei followed, and Li Qinghe would burn incense and bow down.
Everyone quickly dispersed, and the crowd was safe. Nothing happened. Because of the Yin and Yang order, I was with my sister-in-law and I couldn't get through the underworld, so I slowly relaxed.
Back at Li's Zhuangzi, stepped over the weights and brazier, washed the hot water soaked in the grapefruit leaves, everyone was ready to leave, and they agreed to see you at the safety feast.
"Extremely exhausted, I have to go back to sleep for a day, and it's easy to take a day off." Wang Yuanyi said beside him, and went to drive his sports car.
"Okay, see you this afternoon," I said, preparing to drive away by myself.
Zhang Xiaofei drove the van by himself this time and didn't go with Wang Yuan. However, when he saw me placing the order, he followed me and said, "Brother Tian, ​​let's discuss something?"
When I was in the Four Little Immortals Taoist Temple last time, this little Fei just stopped talking. This time I saw Wang Yuanyi and Li Qinghe when they were away. It is not convenient to use the phone. It seems that there is something bad to do. Up.
"Let's go, what's the bad idea?" I think it doesn't matter if I listen to it. Anyway, it doesn't cost money, maybe there is still money to send to the door.
"Brother, I heard from outside recently that you spend a lot of money, and the ten million you have on hand has recently spent almost the same amount of money? It's also necessary to renovate the Four Little Immortals and Taoism. The big hole is also big, and it’s going to make ends meet soon. Or is it better for us to cooperate in robbery? Recently, there is a big tomb, which is bigger than that of Nanyue King Zhao Yu. You can rely on your ability and our Zhang family's strength in robbery. , Why don't we turn it over?" Zhang Xiaofei reminded me with eyes.
"Grave Robber? Not great, right?" I knew what this guy wanted to do before I finished listening.
"What's the matter? Even if we don't go, others will go. We are all brothers. I, Zhang Xiaofei, can still pit you? According to ancient records, there are many gold and silver jewelry inside, but this is not the main one. There are many others. Antiques or something, in batches, you have solved the cost for several years! If it's OK, let's call a place to drink tea, meet and chat." Zhang Xiaofei spared no effort to encourage him, no wonder he stopped talking on the phone.
"Well, I'll think about it, and I'll call you when the time comes." I said casually. In fact, I know that tomb robbers will come quickly, but the danger will follow. I have a lot of evil things now, and the walker is chasing me. Let it go, running around, after last night, today I don't know where to hide, and how can I have time to accompany him.
It seems that hiding in the underworld is my destination. After taking out the pickup truck key, I start the car and return to the Taoist Temple of the Four Little Immortals.
The Liao brothers bought a domestically-made pickup truck this time, ZTE’s flagship, which cost 60,000 to 70,000 yuan. Moreover, Liao Hong didn't look at him, the songs he chose were very overbearing. With this car with music, he felt like a tiger when driving.
Lian Xijun put his arms around my neck, and when he heard the music, his little head shook and hummed, very cute.
No wonder Liao Hong became a singer for Zhao Yu when he went to the nightclub. It was because the guts and music cells were fermenting.
The walking corpse was full of this morning. Of course, I was in a good mood. I didn’t bother to change music. I ran all the way and picked up the phone to call the Liao brothers. After all, I’ve worked hard all day and night, Zhao Yu doesn’t know. What's up.
The phone was connected soon, and Liao Zhao estimated that he had been looking at the phone: "One day?"
"It's me, what's wrong with Zhao Yu?" I asked.
"Oh, I ordered us to run out at noon yesterday, and then continue to spend a lot of time! Now I just left the nightclub! I am going to take a bath in the Supreme Sauna! But Zhao Yu said that he didn't go back at all today. He said that if you are not in the two of us, we have to continue. Listen to him, by the way, where have you been? The Li family has a funeral?" Liao Zhao sighed.
"Well, I'm almost in the county, just turn to the street sign, OK, I'll go to the county, and call Zhao Yu back by the way." Zhao Yu is the king of corpses, and his behavior pattern and body are not much different from people. In addition to his cold body and lack of vitality, most people would not think of him as the King of Corpses, at most he was a black young man with green contact lenses.
"Oh, all right, then you come quickly..."
As a result, Liao Zhao didn't finish talking on the phone, but when I was turning, my sister-in-law suddenly pulled my clothes, scared me to look around, and hurriedly put my foot on the brake.
At the corner, two people with a look of innocence were sitting on two big rocks on the side of the road, turning their heads to look at me, my Yin and Yang glance, they were two big late blood corpses!
When I kicked the accelerator, I wanted to drive it over, but the two blood corpses suddenly stood up, picked up two large stones of several hundred kilograms, and slammed them at me!
Boom!
When my sister-in-law reminded me, I hurriedly turned the steering wheel, but in the end I was not in a hurry to dodge. The front of the car was hit with a quick stone, and the position of the co-pilot was directly destroyed!
The brakes of the car coupled with the inertia brought by the stone, after the airbag slammed off, it bounced blankly in my mind, and turned over into a stream of seven or eight meters on the side of the highway.