Vol 2 Chapter 58: Your Majesty's criteria for choosing a spouse
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Rebirth of the National Male God
- Shuǐ Qiān Chè
- 3140 characters
- 2021-03-03 05:15:50
The number plate in Yu Lianjun's hand corresponds to Le Xian.
She turned the number plate towards the camera, and Ai Xuan said, "Oh! It turned out to be Lexian, haha! I don't know what the impression of Poppies about Lexian is? I must tell the truth!
Yu Lianjun looked at Lexian, "Very good."
"Puff!" Ai Xuan laughed unceremoniously, "This is not a compliment to men!"
Lexian also made a helpless expression.
"As far as I know, Le Xian is not good at all. His temper is a bit well-known in the circle, and his lateness several times made the director crazy!" Jiayun broke the news unceremoniously.
This sentence exposes the cruelty of this show, don't treat it as a performance idol variety show.
Lexian was prepared. He was not overwhelmed by the embarrassment. Instead, he replied decently: "When I was young, I was ignorant and too proud."
"At least it looks good," Yu Lianyun didn't forget her question. "I haven't had any contact with Le Xian before. I don't know what his personality is, so I can only say the first impression."
"This answer is a bit sincere, but how many points can you get? This depends on everyone's decision." Jia Yun said.
Yu Lianyun seemed to be a little bit distressed, and turned around and said to Le Xian: "For the sake of me not breaking your news, remember to take care of me more."
Obviously everyone did not expect that Yu Lianjun, who always seemed to be upright, would take the initiative to show Lexian. As the person who was shown up, Lexian also showed a flattered expression and nodded no matter how much care he needed.
That appearance really made people feel so behaved, Jiayun couldn't help but tweeted, and was teased by Ai Xuan: "Is it only for Sihuang? Then I have to ask questions, Xiao Yunyun is going to have fun. How does Hyun take care of you? Just his small arms and legs, how do I think he is the one who needs to take care of?"
Yu Lianyun smiled naturally, and said with a sly smile: "In case my score is low, and I am really classified as sleeping on the grass, I can still ask Lexian for help!"
"Ah! Caution is exposed!" Jia Yun exclaimed.
Yu Lianyun raised her head, "Anyway, I don't want to sleep on the big grass, especially the big grass in the wild at night."
She and the host naturally followed up the conversation. Once they changed their usual high attitude, they also became very natural. You can see that they performed well by watching the audience's reaction.
In terms of variety, Yu Lianjun is indeed more suitable than Guan Li, and more flexible.
During the conversation between the three, Lexian became a foil.
Fortunately, the host knew that this was not a guest show. After Yu Lianyun, Lexian came to answer questions later.
The number plate in Le Xian's hand corresponds to Si Huang.
Jiayun and Ai Xuan looked at them, their eyes lit up for a while, then they looked at Lexian's eyes as if they were looking at a little sheep, and they wanted to strip off his good wool!
"Si Huang is very good," Le Xian took a deep breath and smiled into the camera. "It is not the same as Yu Lianyun's impression of me. My understanding of Si Huang is based on seeing and smelling. I just know He is really good to perfection."
"Your Majesty is of course the most perfect, but Lexian is not good!" Jia Yun smirked.
Ai Xuan then sighed, "Hey, it seems that Le Xian can't help Xiao Junjun! Even if you lie at the beginning, you will lose points!"
Le Xian's face was sullen, but everyone could see that his expression was a bit unnatural, and he was obviously not ready to be pierced by the host.
Ai Xuan said, "Don't underestimate our intelligence network. You have had contact with Si Huang more than once! Even if you hide it, it's useless!"
What did Le Xian think of, his face showed a trace of fright and shock, how could he know so much about a reality show variety show! ? Will it still be exposed?
"Now that you are afraid? It made you want to hide from us!" Jia Yun deliberately threatened, but the next words were actually to relieve Lexian's panic, "According to what we know, you and Si Huang were selected for "Time" together. How could it be possible that the crew of "The Tooth" hasn't been in contact with it, and there are internal news. You played it together when you auditioned!"
It's not that of City H! By the way, that incident is related to homicides, as well as political people, how can they be known casually!
Lexian breathed a sigh of relief, and involuntarily touched the scars on the corners of her eyes that were barely visible due to makeup, and responded awkwardly: "This...because it was too shameful during the audition, so...you understand."
"I don't understand or understand." Jia Yun didn't let him go, showing an attitude of wanting to help him, "Lexian, if you don't want to sleep on the big grass in the wild, you have to work harder. Our program team can It's not just scaring you, it's really scary! Come, now I'll give you another chance to make it clear what your impression of Si Huang really is?"
In fact, she is not exaggerating at all. The first two reality show variety shows directed by Du Xiaoguang definitely have a lot of tragic scenes. The scenes where the stars are forced to cry and want to leave have all been let out, just like ordinary people. Other professions, such as deliverymen and taxi drivers, were scolded by customers who did not recognize them, or really climbed more than a dozen stairs on foot to deliver a courier...
Anyway, since you agreed to sign this reality show, you must be psychologically prepared. If you dare to quit halfway through, people will dare to broadcast this scene.
Le Xian also did his homework before coming. When the host reminded him, he turned his head to look at Si Huang.
The latter sits on the guest’s high chair, with one foot on the chair’s foot pole, one foot stretched out, his hands on the lower abdomen, with a smile on his face like a theater, his posture is casual and elegant, and the whole person looks Like a perfect art, luminous body.
"It's perfect, so perfect that I can't help but feel a little jealous." Lexian's expression was complicated, "I felt annoying when I saw him, younger than me, handsomer than me, more promising, and more popular than me. Everything is better than me. I am so jealous that I can't wait to beat him up, beat him to the ground, and then triumphantly watch him fail."
This time Jiayun and Ai Xuan looked at each other speechlessly. They didn't expect Lexian to change so quickly. Is it true feelings revealed or quick response ability? Or both!
"It sounds like..." After a second, it was Ai Xuan who answered the conversation. He paused deliberately, as if he was organizing language, and then looked at Si Huang with a sad expression on his face: My heart! I really want to know what Si Huang was like when he was beaten to the ground, especially when he failed. Who made him really beautiful!" She shrugged, whether or not he said this in front of me. After that, he asked Lexian again: "Then, did you succeed?"
This question is absolutely fascinating!
"Failed." Le Xian gradually found the feeling and said half-truth, "In fact, it was me who was beaten down on the ground. Si Huang taught me a very profound lesson."
"Wow!" Jiayun joined in, "It seems that you and Si Huang still have contact with us that we don't know. I said you were lying at first. Fortunately, you repent fast enough! What then? What is the profound lesson? Tell us quickly, tell us, you can add points!"
Le Xian silently looked towards Si Huang.
The two hosts, the two guests from Yu Lianyun and Tai Shuwu, and the group of extras and audience all came over.
The lens must have been transferred to Si Huang.
Faced with so many eyes and a very sensitive question, Si Huang's smile gradually disappeared. Without any expression, her facial features are more exquisite and unattainable, noble and indifferent. She squinted towards Lexian, her eyes were dark and deep, and it was so inscrutable that one could not guess what she was thinking.
This looks like Si Huang has an aura, and there is no aura of unknown Dao. She is definitely different from the gentle and amiable in peace day.
Le Xian was panicked when she saw her, and her face turned pale.
The camera did not miss this scene.
The presenter and the audience also found out.
This kind of vivid frightened look and physical reaction are not pretending!
Things seem to be particularly interesting and meaningful.
"This is a profound lesson." The pleasant voice broke the silence of the show.
A gentle smile appeared on Si Huang's face again.
This speed of face change...!
The two hosts were dumbfounded.
After two seconds, Jiayun yelled excitedly with flushed cheeks, "So handsome! So handsome! You deserve to be your Majesty, so handsome even to scare people!"
"Hey! Bring out the professional ethics you support. You are not allowed to act as a silly fan on the basis of professionalism for public and private purposes. Hurry up and return to my tacit partner!" Ai Xuan came to her forehead.
Jia Yun, who was photographed, straightened her cold and solemn expression and asked Si Huang, "What is the lesson? Can Si Huang speak more clearly?"
"Now is not the time for me to answer questions," Si Huang turned his head and looked away, just like a rascal attitude.
But the rogues are so mad, handsome and cool! He's so handsome that he has no friends!
Jia Yun muttered: "What should I do? I really want to throw down your Majesty."
"Hey, hey!" Ai Xuan glared at her.
Jiayun pretended not to see it, and continued her responsibilities as the host. She said to Lexian, who is currently the main player in the game: "Your Majesty will not answer, then Lexian, how about you tell us? What is the lesson? Make you so afraid of your Majesty? Don't deny it, your expression has deeply betrayed you! The little faces are scared white!"
At this moment, Lexian's expression after being frightened was really pitiful, and it was also very consistent with Yu Lianyun's very obedient evaluation. After it was really broadcast, it should be able to evoke the maternal love of a group of female fans.
Therefore, in reality show variety shows, sometimes it is not a bad thing to show weakness and behave well. Even if it is a bit embarrassing, it can be used well to win the maintenance attention of a large number of fans.
Jiayun thought, Lexian was a victim? So will your Majesty, who is a strong murderer, be suspected of being a badass? What's the difference?
This is a very brainstorming question, and it is also a suspense that is attractive enough to easily arouse the curiosity of the audience in the future!
The show was very successful from the start!
This idea is not only the host who knows the industry, but also Du Xiaoguang as the director.
He licked his lips in excitement, his eyes shone with a weird smile.
After seeing him, the members of the program crew who were familiar with him immediately understood-what kind of weird idea Mr. Du usually thinks of, this is the expression when he is inspired!
At the moment the show is still being recorded, and the Lexian on the stage is also relieved, knowing that no one will believe it if nothing happens, it is better to express your true emotions directly, and smile bitterly: "You know I'm afraid. , How dare I say."
Not to mention, Lexian's skin looks really good, the kind of red lips and white teeth that are more beautiful than women. When such a look appears on a man's face, it is easy to think of cuteness, while a woman is a creature that is more likely to be cute, and he can't bear to hurt cute things.
Regarding Le Xian's active display of weakness, Jia Yun did not continue to embarrass him. Knowing the momentum of Si Huang's change of face just now shocked her.
Moreover, this is a very good suspense, which can leave the audience with unlimited fantasy space.
Si Huang also didn't mean to rush to explain, obviously he was not afraid that this kind of suspense would leave her and bring bad effects to her.
After Lexian's question was over, it came to Tai Shuwu.
This handsome uncle's thoughts were so easy to guess, his thoughts were all revealed on his face, and the corresponding number plate was Yu Lianyun.
"Very beautiful, white and tender, I like it!" It is a very straightforward impression evaluation, but a simple and honest sentence, coupled with the smile of the uncle Wu Mohan, is enough to make people laugh.
"Then I can ask, Uncle Tai, who is my favorite present?" Ai Xuan asked with a smirk.
Not only did Tai Shuwu not be embarrassed by this question, but he looked around the three people present freely. The smile of the foolish man on his face was even more dreamy, and the voice of the subwoofer shook his chest, "I like it all!"
"Puff!" Jiayun couldn't help but laugh. "Uncle Tai seems to be feeling very happy! This is the first time I have hosted so many Du Shi's programs."
Tai Shuwu nodded solemnly, and raised his hand in the direction of Du Xiaoguang outside the court, saying goodbye, "Thank you Du Brother for taking care of me!"
"Roll!" Du Xiaoguang whispered with a laugh.
Tai Shu Wu's position in the show is already obvious. What he brings is not topical, but a real, easy and funny existence.
When talking about Dao Sihuang in the end, her corresponding number plate was Tai Shu Wu.
Facing Tai Shuwu's expectant look, Si Huang said frankly his impression of him, "Unexpectedly cute, unlike other elders who always preach seriously, he should be a good senior who gets along well."
"Puff!" Jia Yun laughed again, "Cute! Cute!? Your Majesty, are you really boasting?"
"Of course I'm complimenting people." Si Huang looked at her innocently, "I remember that I didn't say it was wrong."
Jiayun was immediately killed by Meng, and unconditionally agreed, "Yes, your majesty is right, so uncle Tai is so cute!"
Ai Xuan, who was on the sidelines, stared at her disgustingly, his eyes seemed to have turned her into the dirt, "I know that you are definitely not good, so I'll change Si Huang's question!"
"Now that the question is coming, I just want to know a little bit! It must be what the majority of fans want to know!" Ai Xuan deliberately delayed his tone of voice, and then slowly asked, "Si Huang, do you really have no girlfriend?"
Yuene, who was standing at the entrance of the backstage, tightened her eyes when she heard this.
Hope that Si Huang will not reveal any flaws!
In fact, his worry is obviously unnecessary.
This kind of infringement is a problem that every star will encounter. After all, Si Huang is not really the first time to participate in this kind of show.
She froze with a natural expression, then shook her head, "No."
There is one boyfriend.
I added this in my heart, and the smile on Si Huang's face became more vivid.
As a male Ai Xuan was also taken aback, and then exclaimed, "Really not? Why do I think your expression is meaningful? You smile so softly, suspiciously! Too suspicious!"
Si Huang looked at him with a confident smile.
On the contrary, he was embarrassed to show Ai Xuan, he lightly coughed his throat, and then asked: "Since you don't have a girlfriend, then as a man, there must be a dream lover in your heart, the best choice in your heart. What's the standard for?"
Si Huang didn't rush to answer, "I feel that dealing with my questions is too , and the difficulty is higher than others. Will the extra points be higher after answering seriously?"
Ai Xuan was startled, but he did not expect that Si Huang would take the initiative to ask for extra points.
There was another laugh at the scene.
This time Jiayun responded quickly and replied very neatly: "Add points! Points must be added! Points must be added! So, your Majesty, hurry up!"
Seeing the excitement, I don't feel that the host is quick to respond, but she is eager to know the answer.
Si Huang pursed his lips and smiled.
"let me see……"
Just this gentle smile with affection, and the low and mellow voice as if pouting a sip of red wine, are enough to make the people present get drunk.
"Black hair with a little naturally curly short hair, black eyes, usually a little indifferent but hotter than anyone else, and thinner lips..." Si Huang described softly, his fingers still drawn lazily, as if there really is this in front of him. When she was there, she gently stroked, "Oh, the face must be beautiful and the figure must be good."
Say it all here.
The people present were a little bit unable to return to their senses, staring straight at Si Huang.
The other party has a gentle smile, and his words are not out of the ordinary. Why is it so amazing that it makes people blush and heartbeat!
"Wow! It turns out that you, Sihuang, have this kind of side. You have a beautiful face and a good figure. I thought you would ask for more spiritual beauty!" Ai Xuan regained his senses in time and said a little breathlessly: "What were you thinking about just now? I definitely think of colored things! Who would dare to say that Sihuang is a flower of Gaoling!? I guess he would secretly stay at home and dream about his dream lover!"
"Pay attention! Be sure to beep his last sentence in the later stage!" Jia Yun hummed.
"I'm sorry, I was wrong!" Ai Xuan admitted sincerely, "Even if I guessed it, I can't tell it directly, I'm sorry!"
Jia Yun stomped her feet with anger, and then said pitifully to Si Huang: "At first I thought your Majesty would like beautiful women with fluttering hair!"
"But except for the hair, Goddess Guan Li has asked her boss Huang!" Ai Xuan made up the knife.
Si Huang didn't explain. For this kind of words, the calmer you behave, the more effective than redundant explanations. The audience has eyes and brains.
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