Vol 2 Chapter 212: Contradiction (two more)
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Rebirth of the National Male God
- Shuǐ Qiān Chè
- 1992 characters
- 2021-03-03 05:16:28
Seeing everyone on the same variety show reality show after a long time has passed, but there is a feeling of a world away.
At that time, Si Huang was still a very popular newcomer not long after his debut, but now goodbye has already taken a very short time to build a deep foundation. No one can easily pull her off, and no one doubts her anymore. Will fall easily.
At present, in terms of worth and fame, even Tai Shu Wu, an old senior, can't show Si Huang's expression to Si Huang's face.
Compared with Tai Shu Wu's polite smile, and Le Xian's obvious low posture when facing Si Huang, Yu Lianyun was much calmer, still the image of a goddess fluttering in a white dress.
"My dear babies! Welcome to the paradise of infinite collapse!" A voice suddenly came.
When everyone present heard this, their expressions were as if they had eaten a fly, but they endured not showing it too obvious.
Then Si Huang saw Du Xiaoguang sitting on a black cow. He was wearing a flowered shirt and big pants, with a certain straw hat on his head, and a megaphone in his hand. It is conceivable that the sentence just came from His mouth.
"Wow~ Brother Du, handsome! A flower in the village!" Tai Shu Wu praised with a thumbs up.
Si Huang glanced at him and realized that this was Tai Shuwu's method of wanting to appear in the picture.
Perhaps for the current Si Huang, the ratings brought by the infinite collapse are just icing on the cake for her fame. For Tai Shuwu, it was a huge surprise.
After the first episode was broadcast, Tai Shuwu's reputation was well-established. After tasting the benefits, he spared no effort to win more shots in the second episode.
Du Xiaoguang accepted his compliment, raised his head stinkingly, and then said: "Don't flatter me. If you don't have points, you won't have points. I won't give you the back door." Then he clapped his hands and saw what he had seen in the first issue. The two presenters, Ai Xuan and Jiayun each walked over with a donkey and an ox cart with a smile.
"Hello, I'm glad to see you again. From now on I am your person in charge, Ai Xuan." Ai Xuan gave a lame ancient ceremony.
Jia Yun then smiled and said, "I am Jia Yun!"
It's just that the smiles of the two fell into the eyes of the four guests of Si Huang, and they all felt like gloating at misfortune.
The few people looked at each other, and felt that the price to be paid while using the show to gain fame is really not small.
"From now on, we are about to enter the embrace of nature. If we want to go to the rest place today, there is still a mountain road to go. Now you have two choices." Ai Xuan quickly entered the theme and pointed to himself. The black donkey that looked a little weak, said with a treacherous smile: "There are only two mounts. It depends on your plan whether to walk or ride. Oh~ If you choose both mounts, use the auction mode to choose."
Jiayun also took the opportunity to sell the bullock cart behind her, "This car is the cleanest and most comfortable one I chose with my heart!"
Si Huang and the other three looked at the bullock cart, the broken wooden shelf with straw on it, they always felt that they could fall apart at any time...Is this the best?
"Ah! Brother Du, don't you need to save money like this?" Tai Shu Wu complained to Du Xiaoguang.
Who knows that Du Xiaoguang doesn't deny it, and quite rightly complained to them: "You don't want to think about your worth. Just asking you to come over to do the show will shave me off a layer of skin. I can only eat chaff and drink water every day! It would be nice if you find a car!"
This is also called a car?
Everyone was speechless.
To be honest, letting them ride a donkey in this kind of broken ox cart is better than walking, or else they can't lose their face?
In silence, Du Xiaoguang urged, "Sit up or not? Follow me if you don't sit down, the old rules! No extra things on your body!"
Si Huang took a step forward, and was seen by Yu Lianjun on the side, and her eyes flashed and followed.
Si Huang looked at her, chuckled and made an inviting gesture, "Ladies first."
Yu Lianyun smiled at Si Huang politely. It would make people think that their relationship was good, and then Yu Lianyun chose the bullock cart.
"Oh! Xiao Junjun is still smart and can let go!" Ai Xuan did not let go of the opportunity to praise the goddess and take advantage of the goddess.
Yu Lianjun didn't respond to him, and got into the bullock cart with Jiayun's help. At a glance, he saw the shabby bullock cart and the uncomfortable Yu Lianjun sitting in the cart.
Seeing that Yu Lianjun chose the bullcart, Si Huang naturally chose the remaining black donkey, but there was an accident halfway through, and Tai Shuwu suddenly appeared, saying that he also wanted the black donkey.
"Hahaha, I didn't expect our little black black to be so attractive. Your majesty wants it, and my uncle wants it too. Since I want it all, then I have to use points to bid." Jiayun smiled and said: "Please bid for the two guests. By the way, continuing the points from the previous period, the remaining points of Uncle Tai is 5 points, and your majesty is 10 points out of full marks. I want to explain~" Jiayun stretched out a finger, how to look at the smile or how unkind. "The price can only be quoted once. When I say the bid, I will bid on each. No matter it is high or low, the points will be reduced."
Tai Shuwu's expression changed, and he seemed to regret that he stood up and argued with Si Huang.
It's just that he still didn't give in halfway. After Jiayun confirmed that both of them had made a decision, he snapped his fingers, "Bid!"
The voices of Si Huang and Tai Shuwu sounded almost simultaneously.
"5."
"2."
When the words fell, Tai Shu Wu looked at Si Huang faintly, "You are so cruel."
"I think I'm cruel, then how can you stand it?" Si Huang chuckled at him.
"What do you mean!?" Tai Shu Wu was surprised.
Then he heard Si Huang say: "Apply for 4 points and let my uncle help me pull the donkey."
"Damn, don't you play like this?" Tai Shu Wu exclaimed.
"Hahaha," who knew it was Du Xiaoguang who was talking this time, he held up the megaphone, "Who said no? You still have 3 points left, which can’t offset Sihuang’s 4 points application requirement, so now yours The task is to pull the donkey."
Tai Shuwu's expression turned dark. I don't know how false this expression was, but as the person he stared at, Si Huang could feel Tai Shuwu's real anger towards her.
Si Huang indifferently smiled provocatively at Tai Shuwu, always able to use her to climb up, and didn't want to think about whether she agreed or not, the first period was fine, and the second period was healed and the scar was forgotten.
Si Huang has no good feelings or malice for Tai Shu Wu's old fritters, but it does not prevent her from relaxing her temper and having fun if the rules allow.
Moreover, in order to repay Du Xiaoguang for her time and help, she also agreed to make this show exciting.
What is more explosive in reality TV variety shows than the contradictions between the guests and the real interaction in all aspects? Excited the audience?
"But Si Huang, this kind of method of hurting the enemy by one thousand and eight hundred will not only clear Tai Shu Wu's points to zero, but you will also have 1 point left. It turns out that the best welfare is prepared for you, and it will fall into the hands of others. Inside." Du Xiaoguang reminded Si Huang, his little eyes gleaming with a thief spirit.
It didn't look like he was caring about Si Huang at all, but he wanted her to be worse.
"It's okay," Si Huang put on the donkey and responded confidently to Du Xiaoguang, "You can earn points after spending."
Turning around, she beckoned to her uncle Wu, "Xiao Wuzi, can't you just pull the donkey for me?"
"Puff!" There was a burst of laughter around.
Tai Shuwu's face turned from black to red, staring at Si Huang without speaking.
It should be said that the calmest thing here is Yuen. He was stunned that his expression had not changed at all, but Fu'e sighed inwardly: How do you feel that Si Huang has changed like a person as soon as he participated in this show! Hey, forget it, the first issue is so deviant, and even wearing women's clothing, it can get a lot of praise! This time it won't be more overwhelming.
It’s just that Yuene obviously underestimated Du Xiaoguang’s tossing people’s brains, and also underestimated Si Huang’s uncertainty, the three-day infinite collapse of the second phase, these two did it with a heart that surpassed before. , What will happen, only to see the end to know.
Fettered by the rules, Tai Shuwu had to walk to Si Huang and hold the reins of the black donkey in his hand.
The black donkey seemed to be curious about the one in front of him, and he arched his nose at Tai Shu Wu, and screamed "Quiz~" and sprayed Tai Shu Wu's face in one breath.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
"Hahahahaha!" When the people around heard his screams, no one expressed sympathy, but laughed together.
Du Xiaoguang, who was sitting on the cow, also laughed, and secretly said that this opening is good~ As for sympathizing with Tai Shuwu? Since his appearance, the recording of the second episode of Infinite Collapse officially started, and the public and private are clear!
If Tai Shu Wu knew what Du Xiaoguang was thinking in his heart, he would definitely put his up to him: Come on! I still don't know your urine sex? For the show, what else do you dare not do! ?
A farce was quickly suppressed, and when everyone was ready, they headed into the mountains.
In terms of hard work, the people in charge of shooting actually worked harder, following along the way, carrying a not-so-light camera.
Fortunately, Infinite Collapse pays attention to real shooting, and does not require the staff to use props such as light boards to beautify the artists and guests.
The road was not fast or slow. Unconsciously an hour later, Tai Shu Wu and Le Xian were sweating on their bodies. Yu Lianyun had to maintain a good-looking sitting posture on the bullock cart, and his faces were stunned by the bumps of the dirt road. It looks good, on the other hand, Si Huang's complexion is still ruddy and dry, not to mention more comfortable compared to others.
At this moment, even if Du Xiaoguang looked jealous, he couldn't stop his evil thoughts and wanted to make Si Huang embarrassed.
"Teacher Du, how far is it?" Le Xian couldn't help but ask.
Du Xiaoguang: "Huh? Let's walk for another hour."
"What?" Tai Shu Wu exclaimed.
Le Xian was stunned, even Yu Lianjun sitting in the car couldn't help showing an ugly expression.
Du Xiaoguang admired their expressions, as if seeing them more uncomfortable, the happier he said, "Don't worry, just worry now, then how can you stand it?"
This sentence... why do you hear it so well?
All three of Tai Shu Wu looked at Si Huang.
Si Huang felt their gazes, as if he had just come back from a wandering mind, and smiled at them later, with clear eyes that seemed to ask: What's wrong?
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See everyone guessing the fifth mysterious guest and praise everyone for their brain and analytical skills, but I won't say who it is~ Please look forward to it~ Haha! (づ ̄3 ̄)づ╭?~