Chapter 218: Urine Escape Magic


Chapter 218 Urine Escape Magic Technique
Soon, a sumptuous table of wines and dishes was set up, and Ma Jing greeted Yang Teng enthusiastically, "Brother, you and I will meet each other at first sight!"
The two of you come and go, a jar of sunset drunk and hit the bottom in the blink of an eye.
"Happy!" Ma Jing wiped his mouth, "I like to drink with happy people. I didn't expect the little brother to be so happy at his young age. I made you a friend!"
"Brother Ma is polite, you are also a refreshing person, brother, I just want to hear about anecdotes in various places, and ask Brother Ma to tell me." Yang Teng said with a smile.
Ma Jing seemed to care more about the wine and food at the table in front of him, and while eating and drinking, he said, "Speaking of Shenniuwan just now, I don’t know who they offended, and they actually invited the black gold knife to take action against Shenniuwan. That's miserable, don’t mention Now, the entire Shenniu Bay turned into a sea of ​​flames. It is said that everyone in Montessori was dead, and their old cow was also taken away by a black gold knife."
Yang Teng was stunned, okay, the original rumor was that the five-color sacred bull was clearly in his ring of the ice king, and he did not eat roast beef less along the way.
The meat of the wild beast is indeed delicious, and Yang Teng's mouth has been kept up all the way. Looking at the delicious food on the table, he even has no appetite.
If it wasn't for fear of causing unnecessary trouble, Yang Teng would definitely give Ma Jing a taste of the five-color beef.
The Ring of the Ice King is good for this. It has extreme cold power. You don't have to worry about decay and deterioration if you put anything inside, and the taste will remain as delicious as possible.
"Are you saying that Shenniu Bay was destroyed by a black-clothed golden knife, leaving no life behind?" Yang Teng felt a little calm, it seems that Mengtong and his sister have already moved away from Shenniu Bay and are incognito.
"Isn't it, it's a pity that I couldn't eat the beef." Ma Jing sighed, shaking his head.
"Except for this major event, has anything else happened recently?" Yang Teng asked casually.
"There is another major event, an event bigger than the destruction of Shenniu Bay!" Ma Jing said mysteriously: "That is me, no one else knows such details."
Yang Teng agrees with this point. Ma Jing has two abilities that others can't catch up with. One is the ability to flatter. This kid never blushes when he flatters. No matter how nasty it is, it is normal.
How else would someone call a flatterer.
The second point is the ability to inquire about information. When Ma Jing talks with people, he will get a lot of information without knowing it, and when combined, he can often spy out major secrets.
"What shocked Brother Ma so much."
Ma Jing handed over the sea bowl in his hand, and Yang Teng was very witty and filled Ma Jing with a bowl of sunset drunkenness.
"You should know the Luoxia Mountain Range."
Yang Teng shook his head, "I'm from the country, my little brother, and I don't know much about the outside forces."
"Puff!" Ma Jing spit out a sip of wine, "I said little brother, you don't even know the line of Zilou! This is not ignorant to describe you, it is simply ignorant."
"Also ask Brother Ma for advice."
"Encourage you to be tall! Some time ago, there was a major event in the Luoxia Mountains. Several mountains were suddenly broken, and then five ancient tombs appeared. Powerful people from all over Dongzhou went to the Luoxia Mountains to hunt for treasure.
As a result, four ancient tombs were opened, and the treasures in them piled up into countless mountains. "Ma Jing was fascinated, and seemed to regret that he had not been able to go to the Luoxia Mountains to hunt for treasure.
"What happened later."
"Later, something happened when those strong men entered the fifth ancient tomb. It was not an ordinary ancient tomb." Ma Jing said in a low voice, "I'm telling you, it's a corpse breeding ground!"
"The corpse farm? What is that?" Yang Teng pretended to be stupid.
"Forget it, don't talk, just listen to what I said, I found that you really don't understand anything."
Ma Jing continued: "Those strong men found that there were more and better treasures inside the corpse grounds. It is said that there is a 2,000-li long copper coffin with all treasures inside! Little brother, that’s 2,000 li long. All of his copper coffins are treasures."
In front of Ma Jing's eyes were small stars flying all over the sky.
"Little brother, do you know what a two thousand-li long copper coffin is like!"
Yang Teng shook his head and said in his heart that he really didn't know what the two-thousand-mile-long copper coffin looked like, but there was one of the two-hundred-mile-long copper coffin, and it was placed in the Ring of the Ice Emperor.
"It is said that those guys are crazy, and many people are exhausted to choose treasures." Ma Jing shook his head straight, "If I were there, I wouldn't be so stupid. Just take them all and go home and choose slowly. They can Well, sit on the coffin and pick out treasures, isn't that looking for death!"
Indeed, Yang Teng saw hundreds of strong men die with his own eyes.
"Later, these greedy guys were met with retribution. It is said that their greed angered the strong men buried in the copper coffin. The blue light flashed and everyone died." Ma Jing sighed.
"Everyone is dead? How did the news come out?" Of course, Yang Teng wouldn't think everyone was dead, at least he was alive and well.
Ma Jing smiled awkwardly: "Not everyone is dead. Among them, the dirty old man who opened the corpse farm did not die. It is said that he got out from below, but was seriously injured. He almost died in it and took many days to recuperate. When walking, the news came from his mouth."
Yang Teng was shocked. The powerful and irresistible power at the time was indeed terrifying, but he did not expect that only the dirty old man survived.
He thought he would be lucky enough to leave, maybe there are others who are lucky.
"Except for a dirty old man, no one survives?"
"What do you think it is! That's a corpse farm! That dirty old man escaped after nine deaths, how could there be a second person leaving alive." Ma Jing said disdainfully.
Yang Teng was silent for a while. If anyone thought that only the dirty old man lived alone, Yang Xin believed such a statement. With Yang Xin's character, the consequences would be disastrous.
"Presumably, the relatives of those deceased are in pain." Yang Teng said casually.
"That's natural. I heard that especially a disciple of the Zilou, or some honorary elder, died in it too. After hearing about his death, his sister refused to admit that he was dead, and waited there for a month. In the end, I didn't see her brother, but was forcibly taken back by the Zilou disciple. I heard that she didn't admit that her brother was dead. What a pity you say."
Ma Jing's words made Yang Teng's eyes light up. Since Xin'er felt that he was not dead, Xin'er wouldn't be unable to think about it, that's it.
"Come on, brother, let's drink and say why these are useless." Ma Jing drank fast enough, and eight empty wine jars appeared on the table.
Yang Teng felt that the time was about to come, and said apologetically: "Brother Ma, you drink slowly first, wait for me for a while, I'm in a hurry, go out for convenience."
Ma Jing does not doubt that he has him, "Go and go back quickly, otherwise these two jars will be mine drunk at sunset."
Yang Teng turned around and walked out of the private room, brought in the guy to ask about a convenient place, and then strode away.
He turned around and left. Ma Jing sat in the elegant room drinking and eating meat, so he was so happy, he quickly got rid of the two jars, stood up and laughed: "Boy, it's not that Ma Jing is not kind, your kid is too stupid, come back Check out."
After finishing speaking, Ma Jing turned around and left the private room. He was about to go downstairs, but was stopped by his guy, "Smuggler, check out and leave."
"What did you say?" Ma Jing was a little drunk, and he deserved to be drunk in the setting sun.
"I said you check out! If you don't pay for meals, you dare to eat the King's meal in the Sunset Tower, and don't want to hang in the Sunset Valley!" The guy stared.
Ma Jing shook his head and said, "Who, that kid just checked out, and you will find him to settle the bill later, isn't this the old rule!"
"The old rules! You swindled to eat and drink, peeing halfway and leaving someone else to check out, don't you know that you fell into the hands of a young man today, and you ran away in one step!" The guy looked sarcastically. Ma Jing.
Ma Jing suddenly woke up halfway through alcohol, and looked at the man incredulously, "What did you say? That kid ran away?"
The man nodded, "You think you can do this, and people are not stupid. Hurry up and check out. Don't wait for our shopkeeper to turn your face."
There are a few heads to eat Bawang's meal in the sunset building!
Ma Jing was so angry that he yelled: "You bastard! Dare to play with me Ma Jing! You remembered it to me. If you don't clean up your meal today, I am not a flatterer!"
Closing the bill cursingly, Ma Jing felt depressed.
This is great. I was thinking about eating for nothing. I was drunk by the setting sun of ten jars and a good meal on the table. I was dumbfounded at the checkout. I only ate up my income for half a year.
"Boy, unless you run away here, as long as you are still in Sunset Valley, you will be dug out if you hide in the mouse den!" When he came outside the Sunset Tower, Ma Jing kept cursing.
"Brother Ma, are you looking for me? Are you full and full so soon?" A young man appeared in front of Ma Jing, but it was Yang Teng who he wanted to cheat!
Ma Jing suffocated his stomach at once, blushing with anger and his neck thick.
"Sunset Drunk really deserves its reputation. Brother Ma has a ruddy complexion. Does Sundown Drunk have a nourishing effect?" Yang Teng deliberately joked: "Thank you for the generous hospitality of Brother Ma today, and I will invite Brother Ma back next day."
Ma Jing was speechless. He found that he couldn't find any words to fight back. How to say?
Do you want to tell people that this meal was originally meant to eat you for nothing, but who knows that your kid ran away through the urine, which made my half-year income a meal dry up?
Ma Jing changed his eyes and thought, "Little brother, you definitely don't have a place to live in Sunset Valley. Why don't you live with me? Although it's not very luxurious, it's spacious enough. What does the little brother want."
Yang Teng didn't refuse, and said sincerely: "Brother Ma is so enthusiastic, and the younger brother is very grateful, then I will disturb Brother Ma."
"Don't disturb, don't disturb at all." Ma Jing sneered in his heart, as long as you dare to come!
Put me in the Majing, you kid is tired of life!
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