Chapter 402: The terrible Gu Tianji

Chapter 402 The Terrible Gu Tianji
"Hold the grass!"
Looking at the people who were eating shit, Gu Tianji couldn't help it, and he burst into a swear word: "I have lived for more than 40 years. This is the first time I have seen someone eating shit!"
After Yuanchi and the others heard this, their faces became more and more gloomy, and in the end, a touch of anger surged in their eyes.
"I am going to kill you today!" Yuan Chi was full of anger, his teeth clenched, and he squeezed a few words from his teeth. His chest was like an exploded volcano, and a monstrous killing intent rushed out.
However, just as he was about to continue speaking, everyone suddenly raised their heads, and the whole person was stunned.
Just listen to the sound of "swish swish" continuously, and the dense masses of suddenly came overwhelmingly toward the crowd in front of them like rain.
Seeing this scene, everyone was instantly silly.
A strong fear surged into their hearts.
Snapped! Snapped! Snapped! Snapped……!
In the next moment, the dung slapped like a cannonball on the bodies of those martial arts realm experts, splashing a piece of shit. After a while, these people's hair and clothes were full of stinky shit, and they became a person.
"Hahahaha!"
Gu Tianji laughed carelessly, as if returning to his childhood, the happy time of throwing snowballs with his friends in the snow...
"You little dolls, let you break the ban and let you bully the old man. Do you think that the old man is too old to be physically weak? It's not useful? Now you know how good the old man is?"
"Eat the old man, a torrential rain pear shit!"
Whoosh whoosh!
"Eat another ten thousand to make one!"
Whoosh whoosh!
"Finally buy two get one free, and give you a great gift package!"
Whoosh whoosh!
Gu Tianji kept throwing a pile of monster feces in his hands. If he just lost it, he would be even more annoying. In the end, he would continue to mutter some strange things, so that Yuanchi and the others in the back were so angry that they had a myocardial infarction.
This old fellow is really disrespectful of the old!
What about the demeanor of the old man?
He even wondered whether this product had collected all the monster dung in the mountain?
What is even more annoying is that they dare not even use their spiritual power.
Because as long as they use their spiritual power, those will be shattered, evolving from flowers to powder, and spray them all over.
"Old man, you can throw another tuo to try!"
"Ok?"
Gu Tianji raised his brows slightly and said with a sneer: "I'm sorry, I hate others threatening me the most in my life!"
As Gu Tianji was talking, he threw out a few more feces.
Seeing this scene, everyone wanted to cry without tears.
At this moment, Gu Tianji suddenly said: "Huh? It's empty? Why is it gone?"
Gu Tianji picked up the storage bag and poured it violently, but the inside was empty, not even half of the particles came out.
No more?
Hearing this, everyone was overjoyed, and a feeling of wanting to cry came to their hearts.
He suddenly felt that Gu Tianji's words were the most beautiful words they had heard since they were so old!
But he hadn't been moved long before he saw that Gu Tianji suddenly took out another Qiankun bag and said with a smile, "Don't worry, there is not enough old man, I still have five or six bags after this bag is thrown out! What is this old man? There is no shortage of shit!"
Gu Tianji smiled...
Not caring.
He doesn't lack anything, just lack of heart and eyes.
Hearing this, everyone shook their bodies, almost fainting to the ground, a feeling of falling from heaven into suddenly came to their hearts.
This stuff... there are five or six packs of shit?
Yuanchi can't bear it anymore!
Smelly dung stuck to his whole body, and he almost couldn't even see his face. The whole person became a moving dung.
"Old thing, if you don't kill you today, it's hard to understand the hatred in my heart!" Yuanchi and others were gnashing their teeth. They are all powerhouses in the martial arts realm. They have infinite beauty in normal days. When have they suffered such humiliation?
An unprecedented killing intent filled the hearts of Yuanchi and the others.
Even in their hearts, their hatred for Gu Tianji far exceeded Yang Chen!
Yang Chen can not kill, but Gu Tianji must die!
However, just as everyone was thinking about Gu Tianji, a group of red powder suddenly floated from the front and got into their breath.
"Oh? It's been recruited!"
Gu Tianji raised his brow slightly, and his face suddenly showed excitement.
"Ahem!" Yuanchi coughed, and said in horror: "Old stuff, what have you spilled on us?"
"It's nothing, it's just a powder of medicine called Lost Soul!" Gu Tianji said lightly.
"Lost soul? What is it?"
Everyone glanced at each other with all their faces confused.
What is lost soul?
Never heard of such a thing!
"Hehe."
Gu Tianji chuckled, but this smile fell into the eyes of everyone but became extremely trivial.
"The so-called soul is lost. It is said that the complexity is a kind of powder that can stimulate the hormones of the human body. It will flow into the body along your nose and finally emit a female hormone when you stay. And in this hormone Under stimulation, yours will keep getting bigger!"
Hearing this, everyone was shocked, and instantly understood the meaning of Gu Tian's words, their faces were strangely ugly.
"Cough." Gu Tianji coughed and said, "Uh, let's put it simply. Lost soul is an aphrodisiac. It is often sold in brothels. You can buy a pack for five copper coins, and you can experience loss Soul pleasure! Ahem, but... this thing has a disadvantage."
"Disadvantage? What is the disadvantage?" A drop of cold sweat slipped on Yuanchi's forehead, and he found that he was really afraid of this guy now.
"It's not a bad thing, it's just a small problem." Gu Tianji grinned and smiled heartlessly: "Didn't the old man just say that this stuff will stimulate your body and make your body grow bigger." And it keeps getting bigger..."
"In other words, if you don't release one now, then you brothers will probably not be able to bear it and explode with a bang." Gu Tianji smiled, this smile fell in everyone's eyes, but It is like the devil.
For the old and disrespectful!
For the old and disrespectful!
Everyone's faces immediately turned blue and purple.
As Gu Tianji's words fell, they actually felt that there was an inexplicable throbbing under their bodies, as if something was slowly expanding, and they wanted to break out of the shell!
"You...you wait for me!"
Yuanchi gritted his teeth, and after leaving a word, he fell into the woods behind him without looking back, solving his physical problems.
With Yuanchi's lead, people around also ran out one after another.
Go to solve the physiological problem.
After today's incident, it is estimated that this group of people will be shrouded in the shadow of Gu Tianji for the rest of their lives.
"Hey, I didn't expect that Old Man Hero I would have fallen to this point..."
"Sin, sin!"
Gu Tianji sighed, looked at the smelly shit, couldn't help laughing.
If this incident were seen by his old friends, I don't know what kind of expression it would be.