Chapter 1484: Caribbean tax
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Red Blood Dragon Knight
- Hulao
- 3306 characters
- 2021-03-03 12:26:49
Looking at the heavy money bags and listening to the collision of gold coins in the bags, Leo suddenly understood what was wrong. .
This one thousand and five hundred gold coins is nothing for a big local tyrant like myself...Bah, baah, for a successful business man like myself with a wealth of money.
Erye Lei is now a thousand gold coins up and down every minute, this little money is not in the eyes, and Meilinna's snacks are not only like this every month.
Even to the factory owners who just emerged from the Caribbean city, a thousand gold coins are nothing.
But the money was taken out by the gangsters, and they didn't even blink their eyelashes. They took it out in less than half an hour.
What is a gangster?
A group of hooligan proletarians, laborers from the bottom of society, in other words, a blind stream.
Neither farming nor doing business, where did they get so much money.
You know, the monthly salary of a soldier in the security army who has served for many years is only three or four gold coins, and the average army is only half of this figure.
This one thousand and five hundred gold coins is equivalent to almost the salary of a soldier in a battalion of the security forces, which is quite a terrifying figure.
In the Caribbean, it is enough to hire three thousand coolies at the dock to kill people.
This gangster is too rich~!
Lei Erye himself has also engaged in mafia in Fengye Danlin, and he is familiar with the profit model of the gang.
Gangsters are blood-sucking bugs in commercial activities. They squeeze a penny out of the hands of the vendors, and they lose a penny to invest in normal business operations.
It will inevitably lead to a slowdown in the development of industry and commerce, and even more serious shrinkage.
They are a group of silverfish, but this business is really too capable of holding money, otherwise the gangsters would not be so desperately grabbing territory.
If it weren't for Lei Erye who is indeed very rich now, he would have to pursue this promising career.
Leo's wish is to be a great bandit, and the Mafia is also a branch.
Lei Er thought for a moment, such a fat sheep really can't let go. On the first day after taking office as the new head of the State Administration of Taxation, he must gain a reputation and reputation.
Take this group of people for surgery~!
After making up his mind, the second master Lei rubbed his chubby chin with his thumb and index finger, and made a hey laugh.
Xiaobai followed his boss, grinning with a silly smile like a minister, and the Caribbean man passing by was frightened, and immediately hid away.
Even the black-faced tax policemen showed malicious expressions, knowing that there was work to be done next.
Leo smiled and waved to the caribbean who was watching the excitement next to him. When the hapless guy was still in a daze, the people next to him all disappeared, leaving him standing alone in the clearing.
"Just you, come here~!" Chairman Leo waved again impatiently.
The hapless guy looked at the black hole muzzle of the tax policemen and the face darker than the muzzle, almost peeed in his pants in shock, shivered and moved over, and said tremblingly: "This lord, me, me, I had Taxes."
Tax Director Lei curled his lips and said angrily: "No one asked you to collect taxes. I want to ask where is the main hall of the Axe Gang?"
The man heaved a sigh of relief upon hearing this.
"Cleaning up personal income tax is next month."
"..." The poor Caribbean fainted with fright.
Half an hour later, Lei Erye brought a large group of SS... well, the tax police had already arrived in front of the gate of the Axe Gang.
He looked at the dark gate and couldn't help but sighed softly: "These dogs are really rich."
I saw that the gate was extremely wide, and it looked like a small gate. You can easily drive into an extended Cadillac.
Judging from the rut at the door, these guys seem to have a luxury car.
The iron-clad door panels are inlaid with huge copper nails, each of them sleek and smooth, full of the size of Chengren's fist, and each door nail is of great value.
It's nothing more than the gate of Brad's presidential palace on the top of the mountain.
Fortunately, this is in the Xiacheng District. If it is in the Shangcheng District, if the brain-dead dared to make the gate so wide, he should wonder if this guy has expanded his ambitions.
Above the gate, there was a huge plaque with several large characters ‘loyalty, friendship’. The font was written in dragons and phoenixes, and the gilt bronze font was shining in the sun, full of domineering.
At first glance, this is definitely a place where gangsters gather.
If there were two more guys with big backs in black sunglasses standing at the door, they would live together.
Lei Er looked around, very surprised at the arrogance and arrogance of these gangsters, looking at the momentum, it really was their land.
This is the street where people come and go. They dare to expand the gate blatantly, write the purpose of the gang rules, and engage in underground activities on a large scale here, without worrying about anyone reporting to the government.
But immediately, seeing that not far from the gang, there was a city guard patrolling, and these questions were immediately resolved.
With a sneer in my heart, judging from the professional status of Lei Erye's mafia leader, these guys are amateurs, and they don't even understand the truth about the undisclosed wealth.
The gangsters are simply the chamber pots of big men. They raise themselves so fat, so don't blame yourself for killing their fat pigs.
"Really, if you don't die, you won't die~!"
Chairman Leo sighed, and secretly said in his heart: Both the boss and I are like this... Are... (Long pronunciation) rich, but neither dare to be so arrogant.
Looking at the closed door, he immediately stepped forward and kicked hard, and shouted: "There is no one inside. Let's check the water meter. Open the door."
With that said, the ‘boom boom’ kept smashing the door and slammed the whole gate.
After a while, I saw someone poking their head out of the inside cursingly, saying: "Who? Who? I'm impatient, and dare to charge our water bill. Believe it or not, I stripped your skin..."
While talking, he looked down at Leo outside the door, and his arrogant voice stopped abruptly. His eyes were staring like eggs, his eye sockets were prominent, and he stared at the little fat man standing outside the door.
Not long ago, he also participated in the brawl and saw with his own eyes how the fat man who cannibalized people without spitting out bones blackmailed himself.
Leo looked at the man, bared his mouthful of white teeth, smiled slightly, then waved, and said relaxedly: "Hi, fellow, let's meet again.
Speaking of which, it's really fate. Just this moment, I saw two sides, just as the saying goes where in life do not meet..."
Only then did the gang react, like a cat with its tail stomped on, screamed, and jumped up to a height of more than three feet, and then slammed the door shut again.
He yelled in panic from the door: "Come, here, here again~!"
Leiou found that his cold talk had no effect at all, and he couldn't help feeling quite embarrassed-Erye Lei had never been so scandalized before.
He turned around, smiled at everyone, and said, "It may be too exciting, haha, hahaha..."
Then he slammed the door again and shouted: "My fellow, open the door. We are here to check the water meter."
‘Boom, boom boom...’
But there was no movement inside, even the one who was yelling just now did not say anything, Leo had to change another way of saying, "My fellow, we are delivering express delivery. Open the door quickly. Open the door..."
Leo knocked dozens more times, but the door still couldn't be opened.
His patience was immediately exhausted. Lifted his leg, kicked heavily on the door, and then sternly said: "Grandma's, shameless. The first team overturned the wall, the second team covered, and the third team took the back.
Xiaobai, come and kick the door~! "
Uncle Xiaobai immediately rushed over with a scream.
As the king of beasts, he usually looks chubby and smiles, but the sturdy and ferocious genes are deeply melted into its blood.
Even though it was in the house of Boss Luo, there was a group of women who were more terrifying than Warcraft watching. Uncle Xiaobai would knock a few doors and hit a few walls when he was okay. It's a little bit in the back garden.
What's more, when there is money to grab...Bah, when there is money to be made.
Xiaobai's morale was violent in an instant. He only listened to the twist of ‘Bang Dang’. The large and heavy door had already been knocked out a big hole by it, and he rushed into the courtyard with his head pouted.
To Uncle Xiaobai's fat body, the mere wooden door is really trivial.
All the people in the courtyard suddenly screamed.
At this time, a crowd of tax police has also poured in.
Immediately afterwards, roars, shouts, women's screams... kept coming.
But then, a few crisp gunfire sounded.
"Flap, pop..."
The crisp gunfire resounded across the sky in an instant.
At the same time, the screams and anger of those hooligans disappeared, and everyone squatted on the ground with their heads in their hands.
Leo had his hands on his back, with a lollipop in his mouth, and Shi Shiran walked in. Originally he wanted to wear a cigar like a grandpa, but was seen by Catherine and immediately packed up. Therefore, On, now I can only recharge with a lollipop.
Although that appearance is indeed a bit tough, but who has eaten the courage of the bear heart and leopard, and tells him the truth in front of him?
When he came to the courtyard, Lei Er roughly glanced at the thugs who were squatting on the ground, and saw many familiar faces among them.
And when those people saw Lei Er, they all bowed their heads timidly at the moment-the image of the fat man eating people without spitting out bones has been deeply imprinted in their minds.
According to the usual practice, Lei Erye sat down with a golden sword in the Zhengda Yard, and while shaking his feet, while sucking a lollipop, he asked: "Where is your boss, hurry up and find him? Second master, I want to check the tax."
As soon as his voice fell, the SS was seen rushing into the crowd like wolves, dragging a burly big man out of the crowd, and then pressed it down in front of Leo.
Lei Erye took down the black prince mirror on the bridge of his nose, looked at him through the upper edge of the glasses, and said, "You are the boss of this axe gang? What is your name? How many people in the family, per capita A few acres of land, a few cows in the field, and a few pigs in the yard, all will be recruited for the second master."
The man looked at Lei Er with grief and angrily, but he also recognized the situation, and said helplessly, "My name is Graun, the boss of the axe gang.
For a long time, I have not missed a copper plate to the big bosses of the government. Why do you treat me and my men like this? "
Leo froze for a moment, and said in amazement: "You paid all the big guys... uh..."
He paused, and suddenly there was a flash of light in his mind, then his tone changed, and said: "Are you sure you have all paid?"
Graun nodded heavily, and said boldly: "I have all handed in. You can go to the Caribbean City to scan and listen. Our Axe Gang is the most law-abiding."
Leo snorted coldly, and instructed the person next to him: "Give him a piece of paper and let him write down all the amounts paid to the big guys. I have to check it carefully."
He turned his head and stared at Graun now, and said: "Grandma's, as long as there is a copper plate that doesn't match the account, I will take your skin off~!"
Graun didn't refuse at the moment. Although he couldn't write, he dictated it, and the tax police ghosted it. In just over ten minutes, the list was written down.
Leo picked up the list, read it carefully, and breathed a sigh of relief: Although there are a few characters on this list, so far, the corruption has only reached the middle level of the political axe.
As an excellent politician, he knows the terrible things of this kind. Once the corruption spreads to the upper echelons, a coup d’état and another president will be required.
The Caribbean is the main rear base of the undead high priests attacked by humans. Once it is controlled by a gang of [] political axe officials, it will inevitably cause great trouble to the human expeditionary army.
Since a group of gangs can buy them, the enemy may also buy them. When the coalition forces were fighting, the logistics base was sold, and millions of soldiers had no place to die. This is a very serious political issue.
After Leo finished reading it, he handed the list to the tax policeman next to him, saying: "Tell them a few and go to the tax office for coffee tomorrow.
Why don't you pay taxes after receiving money?
As a political axe official, is there any Wang Fa in his eyes~! "
Graun suddenly looked at Leo in surprise. In his opinion, those few people are already stomping and trembling figures in the Caribbean, but the little fat man didn't put them in his eyes at all, and he asked the big men to drink coffee.
If it's not pretending to be 13, then this little fat man is the real cow 13.
At this time, Leo turned his head, looked at him, and said with a smile: "Fan Grauen, I suspect that your income is seriously inconsistent with the taxes paid.
There is a major suspicion of tax evasion. Please come with us. "
Graun suddenly widened his eyes and said, "The income...income is seriously inconsistent with the tax..."
Leo grinned and said, "Brother, I am the new head of the State Administration of Taxation.
Although your gangsters often abduct and sell women and children, murder and set fires, bully the market, and collect protection fees, this is understandable.
After all, they are all for begging for food, and these are no big deal.
I think back then, when Erye and I mixed Maple Leaf Danlin, I also did a handle, knowing the bitterness of coming out.
But you make money because you make money, and you don’t pay taxes in your pockets. It’s a bit embarrassing, right? "
"Ah?~~!!!" Graun exclaimed in astonishment. He has also seen a lot of rogue dog officials, but he has never seen such a little rogue like this. Actually blatantly agitated the underworld to do bad things.
Moreover, the abduction and sale of women, murder and arson, protection fees... all of this money is the proceeds of crime and it is ugly.
I can’t collect money from here, and then ran to the tax bureau there and said to the tax officials:
Boss, my brother just did a ticket business and killed several people and made a little money.
So in response to political axe’s call for ‘glorious tax payment’, I’m hurrying to pay taxes..."
It is estimated that as soon as such a person has finished speaking, he will have to be caught by the Gang Duoshan Mental Hospital, and then undergo an autopsy to analyze how mentally disabled the person is in order to do such a thing.
Leo didn't look at him, but shouted at the tax police: "Brothers, copy everything here. Check it out. Don’t miss any clues. We are all. Those who represent the law can neither spare a bad person nor wrongly wrong a good person."
The crowd agreed, scattered around, and began to check the gang's property. In the future, these assets are related to the conviction of these guys.
The more important reason is that everyone's salary and bonuses are all linked to what they have copied, so they can't help but devote themselves.
As the investigation progressed, a group of tax police found several secret rooms containing a lot of gold jewelry.
Not only that, in one of the secret rooms, there are also illegal civilian weapons such as knives, guns, bows and arrows. Several explosive crystals were even found inside.
Seeing those things, all the tax police immediately got down with sweat: hoarding weapons of mass destruction, this thing is going to rebel~!
Someone passed by and knocked the axe to the ground, and then tied a standard four-horse to hoof.
In addition, several abducted children and women were found in other secret rooms.
This is easy to understand. As a violent gang, the gang always prepares some weapons, and they are often ahead of the times.
Back in World War II, when the US soldiers were still holding their Springfield rifles to pull the bolts, the Chicago Mafia was already relying on the Chicago violin.
In human society, the simplest business with the lowest technological content, the longest duration, and the most profitable business is population trading.
As a triad, in order to maximize the benefits, there is no reason not to do this business.
Seeing that all the weapons, women and children were found out, Graun immediately turned pale and withered on the ground: This time, even if he had nine lives, he was dead~!
It's okay for him to bully the small merchants and hawkers casually. Once he threatens the fate of the official man, or the position under his butt, the quality of the problem will change.
Leo looked at the gold coins, weapons, and the women and children who had been rescued. He also looked at Graun in amazement and murmured, "Grandma's, you are a dog. Dare to do it.
Let Lao Tzu copy this, right?
With so many valuable things, how much tax did you steal? At least three thousand years are required for this. "
He waved his hand and motioned to the tax police to take these gangsters out. In the future, these people will be strictly interrogated in the tax bureau to make sure that they have not evaded a penny of tax.
Because they hate these conscientious guys, all the SSs are rude to them. If they are a little bit uncomfortable, they just shot them down, and the puppies who smashed their heads broke. EbookFREE.me~ Screaming.
Even when the clever guy wanted to run away in the street, they didn’t chase it, instead they raised the gun in their hands unhurriedly, "banging" a few gunshots, and hit the hapless guy. Into a pile of fragments.
After the gunshots, all the gangsters were obedient like little sheep.
When the tax police escorted the gangs onto the street, it caused a sensation in the city.
The common people all hate these gangsters to the bone, but facing them in collusion with the government, they can only dare not speak.
At this time, seeing Lei Er leveling the axe gang in one fell swoop, one after another rushed over, rushing to throw rotten eggs and rotten tomatoes at the gangs; pointing at them and swearing.
I don't know who started it first, and then the people cheered loudly, expressing their sincere gratitude to Lei Erye.
"Long live Leo!"
"Long live Little Grandpa~!"
"Long live the Caribbean~!"
"..."
The sound was higher than the waves, like the sound of the sea, resounding throughout the Caribbean.
Sitting in the newly seized carriage, Leo laughed proudly when he heard the cheers of the crowd.
He patted the box full of gold coins next to him, and then went to Xiaobai, who was nose-to-nose copying the gold coins, and tried to put money into his pocket and said, "This is just the beginning..." Continued.)