Chapter 1530: 3 strategies

"I have three strategies. You can choose from."
Leo just thought for a while, and immediately stretched out three fleshy fingers, shook them in front of President Brad, and then triumphantly waited for him to answer.
According to the routines in traditional novels, at this time, President Brad should nervously and eagerly say: "The plan will be settled?"
Erye Lei would gently shook the feather fan and raised his head fifteen degrees to look at the sky. His eyes were deep and wise, with a confident smile on the corners of his mouth, and he said confidently: "Listen to me one by one."
Only by playing in this way can we achieve an eternal story.
But Leo’s make-up teacher held up his three fingers for a long time, until his arms were sore, and he didn’t hear President Brad slap his thigh, and said beamingly: "Please teach me."
Leo looked up, but saw that President Brad was completely stunned at this time. He was dumbfounded and kept silent. His eyes were lost and his expression was dull. Obviously he was shocked by Leo's make-up teacher.
Brad looked at Lei Er's triumphant appearance, as if a tail on his had been raised above his head.
Later generations were known as the greatest politician of the Shining. President Brad, the founding father of the Semitic Republic, felt bitter in his mouth for a while, and said in his heart: things shouldn't be like this.
The advisers of his presidential office are known as the smartest people in Lingshan, and they are indeed very smart. I have always thought that it has recruited talents from all over the world.
But it is this group of elites with an average IQ of 122. Everyone seems to be able to rule the country and the world, and even the governor of a province can do it.
Now he can't do anything about his current plight. Provoked himself to be laughed at by the parliament gangsters. And these clever aides are hiding in the office complaining about themselves. Like a group of grieving women.
This fat guy who was thinking about earning supplementary tuition fees just rolled his eyes. In less than a minute, he thought of three strategies, and he was also divided into upper, middle and lower classes.
From this point of view, those consultants are all idiots~!
He came back to his senses, coughed slightly, took his mind back, then looked at Leo and asked, "Oh? What about the three strategies?"
Leo raised his head and laughed. Behaved like a wise man, opened his mouth, and just about to speak, suddenly he saw his eyes condensed, as if he saw something behind President Brad.
Brad couldn't help but turned his head to look suspiciously, but not far away, Lei Er's gold medal dogleg Xiaobai uncle was panicking putting the gold coins into his back pocket.
At the same time, its eyes glanced at itself secretly and saw that it was looking at him. Then he dodged quickly again, with a guilty conscience.
Brad froze for a moment. Secretly wondering: This Xiaobai has not done anything bad, what is his guilty conscience?
Before he could react, Leo suddenly coughed. Brad's attention turned back now.
Leo showed hesitation on his face, rubbing his chubby hands, hesitated and said: "Uncle President, you must also know that this strategy is very offensive.
If someone else knows that I gave you the idea, they will surely instigate the dark wind and ignite the fire, or talk bad about me, maybe they will deceive you someday and exempt me, the tax collector. .
I, the tax commissioner, is a fat man. I am the only errand. How many people are staring at it and spurting blood. If there is nothing to do, I have to find something, let alone being caught by them.
The tax bureau is a situation opened up by me and my little brothers. I can't bear to leave when we are about to succeed and let others pick peaches.
So... I think about it, let's forget it. "
Brad was dumbfounding at the moment: This fat man is really cunning. Although he, the tax commissioner, has done wicked things, he is really inseparable from the President and Parliament.
Otherwise, the government of the Flying Eagle Bank will be able to do so with a loan of tens of millions, and the tax of the Republican government is now mortgaged in the hands of Flying Eagle Bank.
Unless he doesn't want to do it himself, no one can take it. I didn't see the tax commissioner Leo's aggressive collection of the Semitic, and everyone talked about it, and no one dared to object openly.
President Brad said with relief at the moment: "Don't worry, I won't tell anyone. Even if someone knows it, I will never save you from being an official."
Leo nodded immediately, his smiling eyes narrowed, and said, "Then I'll put half of my mind."
Brad frowned. Although he knew this was to seduce himself to ask, he couldn't help but ask: "What do you mean by letting go of half of your heart? Then the other half of your heart is not letting go?"
"Oh..." Leo sighed first, and said with an old-fashioned manner: "Uncle President, you know, all the officials like us are bureaucratic. Although you won't save my officials, but just in case , What if they secretly put on my shoes again?
This life is not easy. You have to eat and drink again. The house prices and rents are all going up precipitously, and inflation is still in the painful period.
Besides, there is Xiaobai. This little fat man is so edible that he has to eat three to five hundred catties of bananas any day. And I have to not eat the produce from Condoma, Colombia..."
Brad turned his head and glanced, but saw the round Xiaobai's grievances, and he was a bit dissatisfied with being dragged out by the boss as a backstop.
It also wants to eat three to five hundred catties of bananas every day, but where is it?
At this time, Leo continued: "Not to mention, the urban management department now stretches out their hands in the coffin--the owner of the money, the hundreds of people in the tax bureau, what water, electricity, and Sanitation, garbage disposal..."
Hearing him talking about money, Brad suddenly understood it, rubbing his forehead with a bit of headache: This little fat man is the real money owner, and it's all money open and closed.
He interrupted Leo and said angrily: "Well, I know all of this. Just say how much money do you want?"
Leo gave a dry laugh, a little embarrassed, and said: "Talking about money is too vulgar. We are relatives anyway. How can I ask for your money? In case Sister Fione knows. She I will definitely not let me go."
Brad cursed secretly at the moment: This little slippery head, you can still eat so fat at a loss~!
Helplessly said: "Give the money, you are embarrassed, don't give it, I'm sorry, it's so troublesome, it's better than..."
He paused, looking at Leo's face with excitement. At the next turning point, he said indifferently: "I'll go to Lorraine..."
With that, he turned and left.
Seeing that the duck in his hand was about to fly, Leo was in a hurry. The money was made from President Brad. Only the two of them knew, but there was no tax.
Since Leo became the tax commissioner, he has been very conscious in paying taxes and hasn't evaded taxes for a long time.
He grabbed President Brad and said eagerly: "Don't go. Don't go. Everything is easy to discuss, don't bring such fun.
In fact, the diamond ring you wear is not bad. Unique shape. It is meticulously crafted, and you can tell at a glance that it is from the hands of famous artists and has great artistic value. "
Brad suddenly realized: Talking about money is too vulgar, but something like a diamond ring is an elegant work of art, and it is naturally not vulgar.
He smiled bitterly right now, raised his hand and glanced at the diamond ring, which has a long history and belongs to one of his family's treasures.
Bradley stroked it a little, then took it off from his hand, and thrust it directly into Leo's hand extremely generously.
Although the heirlooms are precious, they are really burnt out now. As long as they can come up with ideas, President Brad is even willing to pay for two more.
Leo was very touched by the old man's attitude of giving money first and receiving the goods later. Unlike Catherine's gang of eight women, who usually only make blank notes and write blank checks. And he always eats his own big family from time to time. The dignified Lei Erye also dared not speak.
At the moment he didn't look at the diamond ring, he just stuffed it into his pocket, patted his chest with pride and said: "Since you are so righteous, uncle, if I hide and tuck it again, it would be too unreasonable."
He paused, then said: "These three strategies are like this.
The first one is that at the next meeting of the parliament, you bring three hundred little brothers, a big lock, and dozens of cakes to go in together. "
Brad couldn't help but hesitated to himself: What kind of weird idea is this? Three hundred kids, a big lock, dozens of cakes? What is the relationship between these three? Can the bill pass?
At this point, Leo continued to say: "Before you enter the door, you should have enough food, empty the bathroom on your last trip, and then after you enter the door, you should send soldiers to lock the door and block all the windows. If it is convenient, it is best. Lock the toilet too.
Tell the puppies, if you don't pass today, no one will want to go out.
I still don’t believe it. They boiled them for more than ten hours. Those guys have so hard bones. They can fight you hard without eating or drinking or peeing. "
"Nonsense~!" Brad's nose was crooked, and he cursed in his heart: What kind of idea is this? If he did so, he, the president, became the laughing stock of the world.
He found that he shouldn't have come to look for this little hooligan. A crooked idea can't use the right place at all.
Thinking of this, immediately stretched out his hand and said, "You should return the diamond ring to me. What a mess of this idea, it's really not what you can think of."
Leo hurriedly reached out his hand to cover his pocket, accompanied with a smile, and said: "Uncle, you are too interesting.
According to my boss, this was the idea that President Yuan Datou Yuan Datou, a tyrant and thief of a generation, came up with. Although I don't know who that person is, the boss said, that person is very powerful. He started as a small soldier, fought in the north and fought in the north, resisted the east and killed the west, and later became the emperor. "
Brad's face turned blue right now, what does this mean? I am also president now, and I am not without thinking about being an emperor.
What happened? That Lorraine was not enough to watch my jokes behind him, and he arranged that I was also a country thief in secret?
What kind of son-in-law? ~! ! !
I have to talk to my wife later and put some shoes on that bastard. Although he can't get him in the government, but when the mother-in-law cleans up the son-in-law, this method is really not too much.
He immediately said: "Stop talking nonsense, and you will be back soon."
Leo Haha laughed dryly and said: "Don't worry, don't I have two more strategies? When I finish speaking, if you are not satisfied, it will not be too late. Do you think? "
Brad snorted coldly and said, "You said."
Leo settled down. Tuck the diamond ring vigorously into the pocket. Then he continued with peace of mind: "This strategy...it will take some time. Winning some of the lawmakers..."
Brad shook his head immediately. Said: "This idea has been used a long time ago. But as long as I can win over, I have been wining over, and the rest of the people, if they want to win, the price is too high, Xiao En Xiaohui and others look down on it, it is no longer worthwhile. ..."
As he spoke, he couldn't help sighing again. Secretly asked: What kind of thing is this broken president? Originally thought it was like the emperor. It can be very prestigious, who knows, it's just a bag. Knowing this a long time ago, the uncle wouldn't know how to do anything. It's better to be a speaker and be a speaker. There is nothing wrong with scolding him bloody.
At this time, Leo turned his head and thought for a moment, and said: "There is no way, it has to be a poisonous trick. He sent his little brothers to use black materials. Eavesdropped on their phone calls and tracked their whereabouts. Check their accounts. Ben, take their photos. Find out their wives whom the mistress informed.
It is really impossible to send an insider to bribe him.
If we can't start from the front, we will attack from the side. After getting the evidence, don't expose it, and use it to threaten him. If you don't obey, throw out the evidence. The congressman can't be regarded as the vomit of blood.
There is a baby in the front, I believe other people will be more honest.
My boss said, what kind of rice country there is a dog named Hoover who has been a secret service chief for 14 years by collecting black materials, let alone the president, even the parliament has been trained to obey and follow a dog. same. "
Hearing what Leo said was murderous, President Brad couldn't help but feel a numb scalp, saying: "Is this trick easy to use?"
Leo waved his hand wildly, and then said disdainfully: "Easy to use? Uncle, just put your heart in your stomach, this trick is not easy to use, but quite easy to use~!
We always do this at home.
Look at the Ruman Senate, who dare not be obedient? "
"I'm silly~!" Brad's eyes almost didn't fall off listening. No wonder the Semis can't play with humans, it turns out that this is the essence of Mingzhu and persimmon oil~!
It's really a long experience. It seems that I am also a graphic Tucson... Hey, why use the word "also"?
Leo didn't realize that he had accidentally leaked such important state secrets. This was the emperor's technique that every family had suppressed, and he sold it with a diamond ring.
Instead, to increase his credibility, he continued to say loudly: "Not only my uncle, Nicole in the Eastern Province, but also the boss of Luo in Nian, they all do this. Although you can rest assured, it definitely works."
President Brad thought for a while, and then realized that this trick seemed good, but if you want to do this, you have to be cruel and shameless.
Therefore, this trick seems to be insufficient.
He hesitated for a moment and said, "Isn't there a bad idea? Tell me too, and make a reference."
Leo glanced at him with a squint, and then sighed: "Uncle President, it is really difficult to do your business once."
President Brad snapped and said, "Stop talking nonsense, I don't want the ring anymore, right?"
With that said, he was going to grab it.
If it were in the past, he would definitely not be able to do such a thing, but for some reason, when he was with this little gangster, he felt that he was shameless all of a sudden...Bah, baah, he was also much younger.
Leo hurriedly covered his pockets, stepped back several steps, and said: "Okay, okay. I know. I said it's not OK?"
President Brad stopped immediately and looked at him with a smile on his face.
Leo gave a light cough, and said helplessly, "This is the worst strategy, it's these students."
He raised his chin slightly and pointed to the governors who were making up lessons in the barracks.
The governors of that group just saw Leo go out and talked to President Brad, they were all very curious. The identities of these two people must be discussed about military affairs.
Everyone's eyes kept squinting here, and some people even put their ears up like a rabbit, trying to figure it out as much as possible.
At this moment, seeing Leo looked over, and with a ‘wow’, everyone hurriedly sat down again, bowing their heads and staring at the book pretendingly.
Brad looked at them and said strangely: "They? What can they do?"
Leo said patiently: "Don't look at them now as well as baby bunnies, but in fact, in their turf, which one is not the big man who holds the power and controls the side?"
Brad looked at Leo suspiciously, and said, "So what?"
As the new government came to power, the governors of the old government were very guarded.
Find a way to reduce the power in their hands, otherwise, they won't be able to organize their study classes.
It is to remove them from their nests so that the new government can mix sand into their territory and engage in parliament.
And now Leo actually asked himself to ask them for help, undoubtedly seeking the skin of a tiger, if these people become a big tail, it will be in trouble.
Leo said at this time: "Although they don't have a new army ~EbookFREE.me~, there are also many old troops stationed there. They have a complete system and equipment.
These governors were originally your subordinates. As the commander-in-chief of the armed forces, you do not need to pass the parliament to mobilize them.
Order every province to transfer tens of thousands of people out, so you will easily have nearly 300,000 people. A big fist was formed. A decisive force.
This group of people has little training and poor equipment. It is definitely not enough to fight regular troops, but it is more than enough to fight against bandits and bandits and put down the riots.
And they existed as the original Legion of the Light Flash, and there was no need to recruit soldiers at all.
Even better, uncle, you don’t even have to pay for them. You just need to order the provinces to send troops to take care of themselves, and then reward and punish them based on their performance. "
President Brad was overjoyed when he heard this, and he was overjoyed.
He immediately clapped his hands, followed Leo's words, and said with joy: "In this way, you can bypass the restrictions of the parliament. The gang of rascals in the province are noisy, okay, okay, great~!"
After speaking, I couldn't help laughing. It turned out that it was so simple, but my staff of gifted children couldn't think of it.
These days, President Brad has been depressed by that bunch of congressmen. At this time, the situation is turning around, and the willows are bright, and the President can't express his joy.
Seeing him laugh, Leo knew right now that the diamond ring was saved by himself, and he laughed wickedly at the moment, and then continued: "Besides, there is another advantage.