Chapter 566: Laozi is the SS

With a brisk sound of horseshoes, a carriage was seen driving into the manor.
The cars that can be played in Nian'an, especially the luxury cars drawn by horses, are rich people that they can't afford to offend.
As an honest hillbilly, Falmer, the orc farmer, was planning to leave, but when he raised his eyes to see the red cross-stick flag held high in front of the carriage, he immediately stopped.
Falmer stared closely at the red flag, and a look of surprise flashed in his eyes.
Although those humans have all taught before, what this flag is called "Nyan Cardinal Flag", but as a half-orc with a long and splendid civilization history of thousands of years and a glorious and great tradition, They still think this is wrong~
Just like when classmate Ah Q from Wei Zhuang arrived in the city, he thought it was wrong for those city people to call the bench a stool. It is also wrong for people in the city to use shredded green onions instead of chopped green onions when frying fish.
How many people who have left their hometowns and went to work in other places, even after many years have passed, still adhere to the traditions of their hometowns on the seemingly insignificant details, even with a somewhat paranoid attitude.
The reason is not that they can't get rid of this so-called uncomfortable problem to outsiders, but because these things carry their nostalgia for their hometown and the memories of the good times in their childhood and youth.
For example, the dad in "This Family of Us" always likes to wash his hands with the toilet water after he relieves his hands.
Because he also grew up in the country. After freeing his hands on the green grass, he always washes his hands in the river. Therefore, compared to the gurgling faucet, I like the larger water flow.
These half-orcs are no exception.
Even though they also moved here, they lived several times better than before. They don't have to be hungry and full again. With a handful of salt, they can change the life of a sturdy fat girl. But they also almost stubbornly adhere to the traditions of their hometown.
For them, this "Nian'an Cardinal Flag" is actually a horse and floating clouds~
This flag should be called the ‘Red Crossed Stick Flag’. The name is easy to say, easy to remember, and also approachable, close to the hardworking, courageous and kind-hearted working people.
You see, if you say something to the Orcs, "Cardinal Flag of Nyan", they will never know what it is. If you say "Red Crossed Stick Flag", they know that it is the Cardinal of Nyan. coming.
And let these half-orcs feel the martial universe, the holy king made the sacred king, the night kills the god, the seal, the throne seeks the devil, the goddess, the strongest abandonment of the young world The imperial martial arts will kill the gods, the gods, and the seal throne, beg the devil, proud of the world, the strongest, the nineth heaven, the strongest, abandon the young, the great Zhou, The meaning behind the red cross stick flag.
Nyan's cardinal is a good man.
The half-orcs were defeated when they attacked Nian'an. Humans killed tens of thousands of half-orcs on the battlefield like chickens. The captured ones are even more inconclusive. These half-orcs were driven by human clubs and bayonets. , Was driven into a prisoner of war camp.
According to the glorious tradition of half-orcs, the men who were captured during the war were either slaughtered to sacrifice to the heavens and thanked the gods or gods, or put on shackles as slaves inferior to livestock, and were soon treated. lethal.
Just when everyone was downcast and desperate, thinking that this time it was determined to be over. At this moment, there was a loud noise between the heavens and the earth, the dragon descended from the world, the purple qi came to the east, the goddess scattered flowers, the ghosts wailed...
In a word, this "red cross stick flag" appeared.
When the banner appeared, it was accompanied by a variety of visions that could prove to be very awkward and very awkward. This shows that there is a very awkward, very awful, very awkward, and even a fourth or sixth level. The certificates are all floating clouds, and the great, savior is here~
As long as everyone is facing those smiling and insidious priests who are like personal life insurance salesmen, like a wedding, say'yes,' and then press a fingerprint on the register with your name, There will be fragrant rice and chicken thighs appearing in front of him.
At that time, everyone really thought that these stupid priests were greater than God Stoun. At least God Stoun only asked for sacrifices, but never gave you a roast chicken when you were about to starve to death.
Later, when the human legion attacked the grassland, as long as everyone saw this "red crossed stick flag", they knew that there was another stupid thing to give themselves.
Those who carry this banner are not only amiable, they are not at all like the soldiers under Lord Lorraine, who have to beat up people at every turn, and they also give people free treatment.
It's strange to say that as long as they are illuminated by the white light in their hands, their waist will not hurt, their legs will not be sore, and they will have more energy to beat their wives.
And the most fascinating thing is that as long as you endure the bald screaming and screaming for a long time, and then screaming, you can get a bunch of things.
Although they said they believed in what religion they said, we are now believers of that god, but what about it?
Everyone believed that God Stoun never blessed himself when he was at war.
But that's not necessarily true, or that his old man is indeed blessed, but his ability is limited, and that who has never done them?
But this is not even a reason. As a local god, but you can't do a foreign god, why should we believe in you? When we are idiots.
Whoever hugs who has thick legs, this is the absolute truth that has not changed for thousands of years on the prairie~
Do you have any reason not to believe in the human god?
What's more, there are a lot of things.
Isn't it just not on the face of God, but on the face of these things?
Don't be foolish~
Although a knowledgeable old shaman said that this is a human conspiracy, everything that humans give is poisonous, and let us give it to him, but his grandmother’s "Hu Kaier~", when we are idiots~
The shaman and his mother don’t need to conspiracy, they just use it. They usually say that God wants this, God wants that, and he wants us to donate. God really wants these things. Why doesn't he come and tell us in person.
But can you not give it? If you don't give it to the shaman, the old guy directly grabs it from everyone, and raises his own little wife and three grandchildren one by one as if they had eaten clenbuterol. As we walked, her big wobbled three times.
It's the hard work of all of you that you can't even fill in your stomach all year round. Everyone has yellow and thin faces. The ten-year-old boy is as old as he is, and even the little chicken is stronger than them.
The heart of a half-orc is also a human heart, and it also grows in flesh~
In your eyes, can you not feel heartache, can you understand?
People play conspiracies, but they really give things to the people. And it's real rice.
The word ‘conspiracy’ is simply a compliment.
Those guys of human beings are so kind to themselves, they simply lost the face of all the invaders in this world~
In contrast, the chief shamans of their own chieftains are more like a group of greedy and frenzied invaders.
and……
Just like the melon radishes after MacArthur’s reform, these half-orcs are equally surprised: they don’t need to rob or fight, they can eat just by labor~
You must know that in the past, it was those patriarchs who preached all the time about the weak and the strong to take the living space. Then everyone will do their best, use knives, guns, cattle and sheep to feed and drink for those uncles.
Sometimes they even have to give out their daughters and wives, so that they can comfort those grandpas with their bodies, let them rest well, and after they are refreshed, they can take the older men out to robbery.
When you are lucky, you can grab some, but in many cases, these things have been snatched away by those uncles before they wait for them to warm up in their hands~
Because at this time, they have a good reason. Because they grabbed... well, they didn't just get those things for themselves. But to better nurture the spirit, so that you can bring yourself and the half-orc race to grab a larger living space~
When unfortunately, it is dead. Then never worry about it again. Because those uncles will take care of their own affairs, take care of their daughters and wives, and then sell their young sons.
But now~
Now the great orcs~
The heroic half-orcs~
Orcs who have suffered all the time~
Half-orcs with thousands of years of long and glorious history~
These half-orcs have discovered that they can eat without looting, fighting, or bleeding. And every meal has salt.
Patriarchs and shamans always said that human beings are so stupid and stupid. As long as we come over, all human things will become ours. It turns out that it’s not the case. What we can’t get through battle, but we are defeated. After that, I got it all, and now my wife and children's family can eat every day and put on new clothes.
If I knew what war was still going on, I had already surrendered.
Pity the tens of thousands of brothers who died on the battlefield, all dead in vain, all the ones were killed by the greedy patriarchs.
This shows that who is deceiving himself~
Who is lying on his body, sucking the blood and oil of the people~
Therefore, even though it is the shamans, clan chiefs and chiefs who have spoken earnestly, time and time again, serious warnings, and heartaches time and time again, they yelled at these half-orcs for forgetting their ancestors, rituals and music collapsed, and people’s hearts were not ancient,... It is'Beat Generation ~ Fallen Generation ~ Decayed Generation ~ Brain Disabled Generation ~ Non-mainstream Generation ~'
Even at the risk of offending Lord Luo, he would destabilize, unite, and prosper the good environment of the prosperous Nai An province, and openly declared:'How many days pass, God's wrath will surely bring natural disasters to sinners. When the time comes, knives are in the sky and boiling water is flowing on the ground. Only believe in me to escape the catastrophe. ’,
In this way, spreading terrorist news, creating a crisis, and wanting to kidnap these ignorant half-orcs.
Indicate these half-orcs: In order not to provoke God’s anger, you girls should continue to listen to the uncle’s words, give the uncle good food and drink, and let your daughters offer something to the uncle for art. Body~
But although the half-orcs are ignorant and ignorant, no one is a fool in the face of interests~
They still wholeheartedly support this ‘red cross stick flag’. When everyone saw the priests, they affectionately referred to them as ‘those guys who lack the heart.’
Seeing that flag, everyone was like a Chinese New Year, all adults and children were running around the car. I know that those insecure guys are here again to give everyone something~
Therefore, when Falmer saw the flag, he stopped now.
He understood in his heart: Ha~ No wonder the butler didn't let everyone lean on the throne of God Seal. It turned out that the grandson intended to give away the benefits of these bald heads, and swallowed them all, and didn't keep them for them at all~
Falmer couldn't help cursing in his heart at the moment: This bastard, how poisonous his intentions are~
He learned this sentence from a priest of humanity. It is said that adding a ‘yes’ can increase the power of mockery by several points. More ruthless than swearing at the ancestors for eight lifetimes.
Falmer has always been loyal and honest, and will never say the word'also' unless he is extremely angry.
This shows how angry he is already.
Falmer stared at the men in black calmly.
Because of the peasant's cunningness, he knew that when things were not yet available, if he leaned on the throne of God Seal at this time, those in black would definitely drive them away.
He squeezed the hemp rope tied around his waist hard. Silently calculated the distance from his current position to the carriage. Just waiting for the group of people to start things, and immediately rushed over to the Throne of God Seal from the gap between the people, and grabbed a copy of whatever they said.
Not to mention anything else, just by watching them put on such a big battle, you can know that this thing is definitely not wrong~
And once things started, the black-clothed people were no longer willing, nor dared to go wild in front of the bald priest.
Because once things go wrong, "The great savior of the orcs, in the hearts of the orcs, is 10,000 times more red than the sun... the wise and martial Lord Luo," he will never take lightly. Bullying the poor and making trouble~
At the moment Falmer was preparing, he felt a lot of heavy breathing around him.
He turned his head and looked at it calmly, and saw that all the doors of each house had been opened at some point. A lot of orcs had gathered around him.
Men, women, children, all.
Seeing their shining eyes, it was obviously the same as him, with the same idea.
Moreover, these half-orcs have already suffered before. They all knew what the gang of men in black was.
Therefore, everyone did not say a word, for fear of alarming those greedy, mean, and splashing things.
On the other side, a familiar human being was both funny and angrily standing by and looking at himself.
Falmer feels the martial movement of the universe, the holy king makes the sacred king, the night kills the god, the seal, the throne seeks the devil, the world, the strongest, the nineth heaven, the strongest abandonment Moving the universe will kill the night god, the seal, the throne, and ask the devil, the world, the strongest, abandon the Shao Dazhou imperial family With a wounded self-esteem, he glared at the man severely.
Although that guy didn't deal with the housekeeper and seemed to be on the same front with him, he was not a good thing either.
Falmer’s cousin looked at that guy well, he knew Chinese characters, he knew how to farm, and he actually... he knew mathematics, and he could recite the multiplication table from one to nine~
This... This is much stronger than half-orcs~
He is simply a figure from the sky.
Therefore, the cousin asked someone to match him up and wanted to marry his daughter to him.
did not expect……
Unexpectedly, this grandson didn't even think about it, so he refused. I really don’t know how to praise~
You know that "A Hua" is a flower in the tribe~
How many young men circled her all day long, not thinking about tea, not thinking about rice. Seeing through the stars and moon, I hope Ahua can say a word to herself.
Thinking of this, Falmer couldn't help getting angry: his grandmother had legs, and that broken multiplication table was really hard to memorize~ I have memorized it for so many days without knowing it. Is it really like the cousin said, I want to marry Ahua to get the next life?
At this moment, I saw that the people in black had surrounded the carriage.
Immediately afterwards, a silky-looking woman with a fluttering dress was several times more beautiful than the human woman in the New Year picture. A beautiful woman like a fairy pushed the car door and walked out slowly.
Then, she said something to the people in black in a loud voice.
Although Falmer didn't quite understand it, she found that the woman's voice was like a silver bell. It was so good that it was a hundred times better than Ahua.
Before he knew it, he took two steps forward.
Immediately afterwards, I felt someone squeezed over.
Falmer couldn't help being furious, and turned his head viciously to look at the Throne of God Seal. But I saw the face of the human being who didn't know how to lift up.
Falmer was startled. But then he said impatiently, "You guys are running around and getting fun. Go away..."
He immediately raised his hand to pull the man's shoulder.
However, in the next moment, seeing the solemn expression on the man's face, his hand froze suddenly.
Before he knew it, Falmer felt a chill in his heart.
Obviously, he was only a weak human being, but when he looked at him, it was as if he had encountered a tiger on the grassland, full of murderous aura.
At this moment, the man turned his head and said coldly: "Falmer, tell your people, you will listen to me from now on. Go back and copy the guys, there is something to do."
Falmer glanced at him in amazement, objected, but didn't dare to say it, and finally bit the bullet and said: "We are not going. You think we are stupid~
We are smart~
They are obviously not something, but they are going to fight. Moved the knife, the blood hulled. I'm not going there~
We half-orcs have always loved peace, and we half-orcs don't mix things with you humans. Just watch the excitement here. "
As he spoke, he shook the huge head vigorously.
The man smiled coldly, then pointed to the woman not far away and said, "Do you know who she is?"
Falmer rolled his eyes and said, "I don't know, but it's pretty long..."
He had just said this, and suddenly saw a pair of bright eyes that resembled anger and anger in the crowd, and hurriedly changed his words: "It's almost as beautiful as Ahua."
The man looked at Falmer, saw that he was still dumb and honest, and he was angrily laughing.
He stretched out his hand and pointed at the person in the distance, and said, "That's Miss Silmelia, Cardinal Master of Nyan~"
His voice fell off.
At the moment, the big girls and little wives of the half-orcs and the aunts screamed like hens.
"Oh, oh oh, this is Silmelia~"
"Where, where..."
"It's really pretty."
"It's almost like a fairy daughter."
"It really deserves its reputation~"
"..."
Obviously, these mountain villagers also talked about ‘Silmelia’s pregnancy’ with great relish, which fully embodies the burning commonality of the gossip soul of all intelligent life.
"It turns out that this is what Luo Jue did to fight~" Even Falmer couldn't help his eyes widening and exclaimed.
The person next to him was angry and shouted angrily, "Asshole, keep your mouth clean~"
Falmer was surprised, blinked, and said: "Cameron, I said about Lord Luo's business, what are you doing, what are you doing so nervously, haha..."
Beside him, the half-orcs also grinned.
Cameron looked at everyone coldly, and whispered every word: "I am the SS."
The half-orcs immediately looked like ducks with their necks captured, and all closed their mouths.
They don’t know anything else, but at the beginning of the Star Lake, the corpses that smashed the orcs were all over the field, but they were the cannons of the SS~
"SS", this name can stop children crying at night~
Cameron screamed: "Now you all listen to me, go back and copy the guys and prepare to fight~"
Falmer still grinned at the moment and said, "I'm not afraid of you. You can't scare me.
Your human affairs have nothing to do with our half-orcs. We have been deceived by those patriarchs. I will never be cannon fodder for others anymore~"
Cameron glanced coldly across the half-orcs in front of them~EbookFREE.me~ and whispered: "Have you forgotten how much benefit the Bishop gave you before?"
Falmer's face blushed a little bit rarely, and said: "The good thing is that they are willing to give it, and we didn't force her to give it with a knife. Didn't we also believe the bald monk's teaching?"
"Bald...the bald monk's...teacher?" Cameron was a little dumbfounded at the moment. If these words made Nian's restless, dedicated priests listen to them, I don't know how sad they would be.
Falmer continued: "Furthermore, those people in black have knives and swords in their hands. They are very afraid of people. Our orcs are all kind and good people. They are most afraid of fighting and bleeding things. "
Someone beside him also helped and said, "Yeah, yeah. We are all good people. Look at the people in black with their faces full of flesh, fierce and vicious, they look really scary~"
Cameron froze for a while.
He said a word coldly, and immediately the half-orcs changed their attitudes~