Chapter 793: 1 joke

Chapter 793: A joke (please ask for votes)
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Deipoll was originally laughing secretly like a little vixen who only stole a chicken. Hearing Lorraine's question, he immediately turned his eyes with a guilty conscience, looked away, and said with a dry smile: "No... nothing more... Haha, hahaha..."
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Her appearance, no matter how abnormal she looks, Deipole has always been regarded as a ruthless enchantress, and she is as powerful as a scorpion spirit in Journey to the West.
Now he would blush like a shy little daughter-in-law "wife". I am embarrassed. For the first time last night, the two of them buckled under a bed. Deipoll was very enthusiastic.
This will actually blush, there is definitely a ghost in it.
There was a flash of electricity in his eyes, and then he reached out his hand to hold up Deipole's white and exquisite chin, and looked at her with a smile.
Deipole was originally a little guilty and was about to turn his head away, but he felt the gentle and firm power of Lorraine's fingertips, and he suddenly shook his body. Under Lorraine's mighty momentum, he was involuntarily and docile like a little sheep. Generally, he raised his head slightly, his face was "reddish", his eyes were "blurred", and his mouth was slightly gasping.
Lorraine looked at her delicate and beautiful face, as white as jade, with bright eyes as clear as water, tall nose, bright red lips, black and smooth hair on the side of the face with the wind, light Light dancing.
The shy look caused Lorraine's index finger to move.
He couldn't help sighing in his heart, this is such a "fascinating" beauty that almost makes people trapped and unable to extricate themselves. Speaking of being charming, Adele and Deipoll are both superb.
But he immediately saw a faintly sly smile at the corner of Deipule's mouth, and Lorraine immediately shook his heart and woke up immediately.
This vixen took advantage of her peerless beauty and wanted to get through it~!
He settled down, and then categorically said, "Say, what is going on? Otherwise..."
Having said that, he hesitated for a moment, and could not find any effective punishment measures for a while.
The fine was only useful for Leo, and the bonus was deducted when dealing with Vera, and for the other women, Lorraine basically did not recruit, it was Lorraine who was dealt with by them.
Seeing Lorraine's troubles, Deipule gave him a charming look, then proudly puffed his chest, mocking: "Otherwise...otherwise what?"
Lorraine looked at her arrogant and domineering appearance, and couldn't help but sigh in her heart: This woman is this kind of "sex", not good before, it was just like fishing, from time to time to act like a coquettish, play some tricks, and play again Playing ambiguous things, treat you as a master when you are happy, and treat you as a servant when you are unhappy, give a bit of sweetness and bitterness, seduce people who want to die.
When the relationship is confirmed, when the harvest season is reached, there is no need to put bait, just work with you directly.
I squirm at every turn, wanting to challenge authority. At this time, anyway, I have already entered her set, and I am not afraid that you will run away.
Just like the famous story about the donkey in Guizhou, once the tiger gets closer to Yixie, "swings" and leaps against it, after all sorts of tricks, it finds that there is no danger, it just jumps and shouts, cutting its throat, and its meat.
ng Long ago, there have been great thinkers, writers, and psychologists Lin Daiyu who have pointed out this problem wisely and sharply-this is always the relationship between the family and the war between men and women. It is not the east wind or the west wind. Dongfeng. There is always one to prevail.
There is absolutely no room for mediation on this kind of serious line issue concerning principles. This kind of war has been going on for thousands of years, and it will continue in the future, but based on historical experience, men’s prospects are not optimistic~!
Thinking of this, Lorraine gritted his teeth and said sharply: "Say it quickly, otherwise it will be fried pork slices with bamboo shoots and will serve with the chest-grabbing dragon claws."
As he said, he stretched out his hand unkindly, grabbed twice, and laughed at Deipule's chuckle.
Deipole took a moment to lag and retreated.
She is not as shameless as Uncle Luo. Although there are people in the carriage, there are people outside. If Lord Lorraine comes to an overlord to bow or something, there are few things that are inappropriate, Deipule can't resist.
In case if there is a strange sound coming out. From now on, she can no longer be a human being.
In this regard, men have a natural advantage.
At this time, Lorraine squinted and said with a smile: "You must not recruit too fast, then it will be boring, rest assured, I will be very gentle, wow ha ha ha..."
As he said, he stretched out the claws of Lushan, and Deipole made gestures on his chest.
Deipoll hurriedly reached out to protect his chest, begging for mercy: "Well, I surrender."
Lorraine snorted, and quickly Deipoll took a hand from his chest and said, "No cooperation, it's not fun."
Deipole let out a low exclamation, his face flushed, and then evasively said: "Actually...there is nothing more.
Because we wanted so many cars, the boss was curious to ask me what was going on. I told him, I am a nobleman, and I want to recruit you to be a son-in-law. For business.
It hasn't happened to them for a long time, so everyone is curious. That's it. "
Lorraine immediately stunned, crying and crying: "What do you mean by nothing but yourself, can you just make up a reason? This is obviously to throw my dignity on the ground. People can see, but not all of them treat me as eating. Ruanfan's little white face?
It hurts self-esteem, it hurts self-esteem too much. "
Deipoll patted his pretty face lightly, and said: "I just make up a reason. What are you doing so seriously? In your words, if you want to think about the good, just treat it as a contribution to world peace. Up."
Lorraine glared at her bitterly, feeling very depressed, and said: "These words are all used by me to deceive others. What's the matter with me. How do you compensate me?"
Deipole immediately chuckled.
Lorraine burst into flames suddenly, and just about to reach out his hand, he gave her another cruel move.
Deipule couldn't help but exclaimed, desperately protecting his chest. At the same time, he couldn't help but giggled, holding down Lorraine's hand of the mischief, and said: "Okay, okay, I will compensate you well at night, will you let me go."
The two clashed with each other for a while, and the motorcade drove for a long time. There were already contiguous woods and wilderness on both sides of the road. Only from far away can we see some houses that look like small villages.
At this moment, I heard a sound outside.
Immediately afterwards, I heard an overbearing voice: "Make way, make way, let the uncle go first, then don't make way, and you will die."
Lorraine was startled, and the two turned their heads and looked out the car window.
Under the of more than ten cavalrymen, a luxurious carriage was quickly passing by. On the carriage was a fat man with a fat figure, and the carriage creaked.
People on both sides of the road hurriedly avoided far away, as if they had encountered a plague god.
The man in the carriage also carried a few huge gemstone rings in his hands, a thick gold chain around his neck, and a yellow and golden dress on his body. The whole person was glowing with yellow light.
At first glance, the fat man is definitely a landlord in the countryside.
He watched his carriage surpass Lorraine, and laughed smugly, but as soon as he turned his head, he saw a beautiful and beautiful woman on the carriage looking at him, and his heart moved immediately.
He opened the window of the car, and even though Lorraine was still next to him, he had a face, smiled and looked at the woman on the opposite side, and said: "This lady, you look familiar, have we met before?"
Deipole's eyes widened in surprise. These days, there are people who use this old-fashioned way to strike up a conversation?
The fat man looked at her surprised and charming expression, and he immediately itched, and continued: "Ha, I see. It must be at my Governor's cousin's banquet, right?"
Deipoll glanced at Lorraine and saw Lorraine curling his lips in disdain. Deipoll pursed her lips, smiled slightly, and said, "No."
Seeing Deipoll's words, the fat man became excited immediately.
"That's not right..." The fat on his cheeks trembled as he laughed, and then pretended to think for a while before he continued: "That must be the royal banquet."
Deipoll immediately shook his head again and said: "No, you guess again."
The fat guy couldn’t even find North. He thought for a while and said, "That must be the Noble Prize award ceremony in Kiten. You know, even though I am an economist, I have There have been several Noble Prizes, Thunderbolt National Pillar Prizes, and so on, but there are not many social activities.
That is to say, I go to Kentar Chicken to eat and eat, and Midang Lao drinks tea. It doesn't cost much, but the taste is important. What is it called? By the way, it is called petty bourgeoisie. Miss, do you think so, hahaha..."
Originally, Lorraine didn't care much about that fat man, and he was responsible for his duties, and he didn't want to have more branches. Moreover, he really had a good share of this stupid negligence. Lorraine endured a few crooked words.
But I don't know what happened. As soon as he heard that his grandson claimed to be an "economist" and had won any Nobel Prize, he immediately felt the fire hit, and his heart was murderous.
Sister, what Lao Tzu hated in his life was experts, especially economics experts. You are doing it to death.
Deipole looked at his unkind expression, stretched his hand into his waist, and wanted to "touch" the gun, and immediately Longyan Joye, this ruffian was jealous.
She was very happy for a while, then she leaned to his ear and said, "Fool, don't we still lack a luxury carriage? That guy is stupid, and the car is still very good."
Lorraine was stunned for a moment, then looked at the fat man's carriage, and suddenly realized.
The fat man seemed to have discovered Lorraine, his eyes widened, and he said in surprise: "Who... who are you?"
Lorraine ignored him, and immediately pulled Deipole with one hand, and then wrapped her slender waist with one hand, and slammed her jade back with one hand. Then, he opened his mouth and kissed deeply. past.
Deipoll exclaimed immediately, but he exclaimed in the second half, but Lorraine blocked his mouth and couldn't scream again.
She knew in her heart that there were still people watching here~! Immediately struggling, slender hand clenched a fist, Lorraine punched a few times on the back, but immediately she couldn't help but shake her body, and a layer of misty water appeared in her eyes, and she gave a soft chant, then He hugged Lorraine tightly and responded fiercely.
The fat man's eyes are staring out, this is too hilarious~!
After a while, I saw the two separate. Deipoll leaned limply against the window of the car for a while, panting heavily, and his chest was constantly undulating and turbulent during his intense breathing.
A strand of green silk fell from the forehead, forming a sharp contrast with the charming and blushing face. It's not that it's not messy, but it adds infinite enchanting style.
The fat man looked intently, his saliva flowed out.
But then I heard a knocking sound next to him. He turned his head reluctantly, but saw a pair of sharp eyes staring at him, and he was immediately taken aback.
He settled down, only to realize that it was the hateful little white face.
The fat man trembled: "Who...who are you? Want...what do you want to do?"
Then he swallowed, calmed down, and said loudly: "You don’t want to be "chaos". To tell you the truth, my cousin is the governor of this place. If you dare to "chaos", I will call my watch. Brother sent out soldiers and horses to find a crime and arrest you, and then rob your wife."
The more he said, the brighter his eyes, and later, his tone became firmer and firmer. There was also a smirk on the corner of his mouth. Obviously, this is what he planned in his heart.
Lorraine looked at his hideous face and immediately sighed, and then said: "You are naked with good deeds, don't you want to know who I am? So I look down on you, country rich people like you."
The fat man immediately sneered and said: "I care who you are. You don't look like a nobleman. This is the place of Lao Tzu. If you know a little bit, let me give me the beautiful lady next to me, and wait. For three to five years, I'm tired of playing, and when the time comes, I will notify you to pick up someone.
Now that you are here in the wilderness, all of you have been slaughtered, and no one is in charge~! "
Speaking of later, he waved his hand and took out a knife from nowhere. Looking at Lorraine with a grim look.
At the same time, on the other side, several guards who followed immediately urged him to move forward, pressing on the hilt of the sword, looking at Lorraine with a malicious expression.
Lorraine glanced twice, then raised his head, reached out to the fat man, hooked his fingers, and motioned him to lean over.
The fat man froze for a moment, and then involuntarily leaned over, saying: "What do you want to do clearly. Lord, I am a civilized person, and it is not impossible to discuss.
As long as you are willing to give that woman to me, no matter how much it is, you can make a price, and we can also negotiate. The uncle said ten million, I have nothing else, but there is still a lot of money. Haha, hahahaha..."
He opened his mouth and just laughed twice. Lorraine sighed and said, "To tell you the truth, I also have a background and identity, uncle."
The fat man blinked immediately.
Lorraine smiled slightly and said: "Master, I am the commander of the advance army of the Thunder Flash Theater of the Human Alliance."
As soon as his voice fell, all the people who were immediately attracted burst into laughter.
The fat man laughed out of breath, slapped the car window hard, and laughed.
He smiled, shaking his fingers at Lorraine, and said: "This...this is...really...I heard......funny...joke, hahahaha...
What you're blowing... it's too... too endless, hahaha. It won’t be because of my master... my master’s power... scared... scared... hahahaha...
That's great, then... tell me again. "
The knights were laughing one by one, and they staggered. I almost didn't get out of the horse.
This little white face is too capable of blowing. What is the commander of the advance legion of the Terran Alliance Thunder Flash Theater. I don't know how he came up with this name, it's so funny.
Terran?
Those cowards who can't even beat chickens can come over. This is really a funny joke in the world.
The Semitic’s awe of the undead high priest is deeply rooted. I believe that as long as the high priest takes the initiative, all human races and paladins will be wiped out.
The fat man laughed for a long time before he stopped. While pressing his aching stomach while laughing, he breathed heavily and said, "No... I can't laugh anymore. If I laugh again, my stomach will hurt, hahaha..."
He paused, then looked at Lorraine with a pity on his face, and said, "You are really good at telling jokes. I can't bear to kill you."
Lorraine looked at the grove that was getting closer and closer, and sighed, "Yeah, I am the same. I found that you, a fat man, are also very cute."
At this moment, the fat man waved his hand and shouted angrily: "Left and right, stop them for me. I can't let one go away~!
Kill them all~! I have a reward for doing well. "
Immediately afterward, the cavalrymen suddenly agreed.
Immediately, the horse rushed up, and then crossed the convoy, stopping everyone.
The grooms who were driving in those cars hurriedly stopped the carriage, then jumped out of the carriage, put their heads in their hands and lay down on the side of the road, with a well-trained appearance.
A middle-aged man with the appearance of a supervisor held up his hands and shouted: "Heroes, heroes, we understand the rules, everyone has something to say, don't "chaotic", don't "chaotic"."
Immediately afterwards, a guard stepped forward, kicked the man's heavily, and shouted sharply: "Shut up~! There is no point in what you say, and I will kill you again."
The man suddenly screamed, but then he obediently closed his mouth and rushed to the side of the road, squatting as honestly as the coachmen.
Lorraine couldn't help but pause when he saw this. Seeing the skillful movements of the coachmen, it was obviously not the first time to do this, Lorraine couldn't help feeling a bit funny.
In the past, just knowing that Lei Shan was insecure, there was no robber on the road, and people would not dare to go out if there were few people. People in the mob wilderness would always see it.
But I didn't expect to be confused to this level. Even in the hinterland, these people are often robbed and looted by heroes from all walks of life, and they have become accustomed to looting.
This was actually a misunderstanding by Lorraine.
In fact, due to the division of Leishan's territories, even the army went to its own home. The following small and medium aristocrats have their own soldiers and horses in their hands, and they are pulled out to serve their masters when needed.
There were not many real robbers in Lei Shan, and many of them stared at the vicinity of the mountain pass bordering Ling Shan.
In Leishan, most of the time, it was those noble lords who were okay. They covered their faces and took a knife and ran to the avenue, asking for some sponsorship fees. This is also one of the ways for everyone to make a fortune. Just relying on the land to produce products, how can we support the soldiers?
How dare the robbers fight for jobs with the nobles of Thunder Flash, they can only be amateurs, the nobles of Thunder Flash are professional, but there are more pirates.
The cavalry were very sophisticated in doing this. They rode horses and galloped back and forth on the road, carefully checking.
First, in case there is a fish slipping through the net. Secondly, they also watched and watched. Just in case no passersby pass by.
The fat man saw that he had taken control of the scene, he immediately laughed, walked off his carriage, and then patted his belly, looked at Lorraine with a smile, and said: "The "milk" "milk" , Toast and not to eat, to eat fine wine. It is too late to regret it now. Today, the uncle is in good spirits and must take this lady home."
Lorraine turned to look at Deipule and saw that she had a gentle face, like a little sheep, sitting in the carriage obediently, dressed as a lady, and winking playfully at Lorraine.
He couldn't help sighing: This is how this disaster caused the country and the people. After getting into trouble, he hid away and watched the joke secretly.
Before he could speak, an angry voice came from the woods not far away.
"The'milk' and'milk', you dog thieves, dare to things from Xiaoye's site and Xiaoye my business. I am really impatient~!"
Immediately afterwards, I saw a white, fat, dark-eyed little boy rushing out of the woods.
As he ran, he waved his pistol furiously, gnashing his teeth and shouting.
Behind him, there were more than a dozen figures rushing out of the bushes. All of them are strong and fast. At a glance, you can see that they are absolutely superb.
The fat man was startled when he saw this.
Oops, patronizing Paomi Mei, accidentally ambush~!
The fat man took two steps back, then looked at Lorraine cautiously, and said in a deep voice, "Who are you?"
Lorraine put his hand on the car window, looked at him, and said: "I said, I am the commander of the advance army of the Thunderbolt Theater of the Human Race."
He paused, then looked at the fat man's face with interest, and said, "What? You don't believe it?"
Then he raised his voice and said, "Master Osheed~EbookFREE.me~ "show" these grandchildren and let them see."
Immediately, I saw a fireball the size of a washbasin whizzing out,
With a loud bang, a knight and his horse were all blown to pieces. The scorched meat and the red blood turned into raindrops in the sky, and it fell down.
When everyone saw this, their faces were all white as a ghost.
Lorraine looked at the fat man in front of him and smiled: "Now, do you believe it?"
The fat man's mouth trembled a few times, and he didn't speak, but his knees softened, and he sat down on the ground with a thump. The face is as gray as death.
In the Great Demon Temple, the Lich Herod was extremely reluctant, but he still came to Edwood's door, knocked gently on the door, and then pushed the door and walked in.
Suddenly he saw a portrait of a pure white "color" war elephant on the opposite wall. He couldn't help being taken aback, feeling that the little elephant seemed to have been seen somewhere...
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