Chapter 950: Me, successful person?

"Go to the front line?" Lorraine looked at them in astonishment.
Although it was only a short period of two years, Lord Luo had also experienced many things. He took the younger brothers to cut people, and was chased and killed. After going through several life and death threats and life hanging by a thread, I feel even more precious about life.
Unless it is a unavoidable situation, he will never risk his life.
Once you encounter that kind of dangerous thing, you can hide as far as you can.
Therefore, it was very strange to suddenly hear their requests.
He froze for a while, then slowly asked: "Why do you guys suddenly have this kind of thought? Is your brain okay?"
With that, he stretched out his hand to go to the foreheads of those few people.
"I'm not sick~!" Aksud shook his head with a distressed expression, avoiding his hand, and said, "Boss, you are a full man and not a hungry man. Look at you." Pointing up and down at Lorraine's outfit.
Lorraine lowered his head and glanced, then let go of his heart: Uh, the zipper is not open.
He spread his hands and said strangely: "What's wrong with me? It's normal." Aksud curled his lips, then sighed, and said, "Lou Da, you said that you are now, the car, the house, the ticket, the girl...what's wrong?
And the official is also big.
There are tens of thousands of young men who can pull out and kill people.
Not to mention, the boss, one of your girlfriends, or just one, is already the Pope~! I even have a baby..." Lorraine hurriedly punched haha ​​and said, "Rumor, that's a rumor. It's all nonsense. "Axud glanced at him, and then he understood. Hastily said: "It is that it is a rumor, I also listen to other people's nonsense. "The people next to them also had ambiguous smiles immediately, and they all echoed: "Yes, it is a rumor, it is definitely a rumor. When you look back and hear others say this, our brother will never let it go, and he must lift his front face with a brick. "
At the same time, they exchanged a look that is not easily noticeable, and all of them are in a jittery mood: Boss Luo is so nervous, there is no ghost in his heart!
In the past, I just listened to the rumors and didn't dare to believe it too much. But I didn't expect that His Majesty the Pope really had a relationship with him, and even the baby was born. After going back this time, it was bragging again.
Regardless of whether it is a nobleman or a common citizen, when the time comes, I will talk about my brother, my lover of His Majesty the Pope...Bah, bah, and husband together, and the relationship is still steel. Haven't all the eyes of those soil buns dropped to the ground in shock?
Not to mention, just at the end of the month before huā, I secretly said with those young girls that I, like Lord Luo, have thoroughly and systematically studied what "Da Edo Forty-Eight Sanshou" Yanna monographs, great photographer specials, Qingximen’s monologue diary... etc. are very yellow, very violent and rarely unsuitable. They belong to the professional theoretical knowledge of the dirt in the corner of feudal spiritual civilization construction (note, lack of certain practice) .
The key points of knowledge are all deeply imprinted in my mind.
After hearing these complaints, they were still not surprised to be the gods, their eyes were wild with green light, and then they rushed into their arms in the dark?
Lorraine looked at the longing gods on their faces, and couldn't help but get angry: What are these puppies thinking about?
He immediately cursed: "A bunch of will wipe all the saliva from their mouths, and they are all about to fall to the ground. Isn't it disgusting?" He said, raising his feet to everyone's ass, one foot and one foot rudely He kicked it hard.
Lorraine couldn't help feeling a burst of relief when they heard their screaming screams~!
These puppies are all bastards, and they have to be cleaned up to be honest.
Aksud also woke up at this time, then wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, smoothly wiped it on his clothes, and then laughed twice before saying: "Where did I just say...
Oh, yes..."
He looked at Lorraine's eyes and sighed, "Boss, you are also a successful and loud scream now.
I stomped my feet casually, and the earth trembled.
Do you know that even the current recruitment announcement is marked with your name? "
"Huh?" Lorraine couldn't help being taken aback.
Aksud curled his mouth, then stretched out his hands to the sky, and chanted affectionately:...Do you want to be a hero like Lorraine? Come to Maple Leaf Danlin~"We distribute flyers like this all over the street, so we don't even need to wipe paper."
The few pimple-faced kids nearby also nodded vigorously.
Lorraine glanced at Aksuod very much and saw the seriousness on Aclaud's face. This confirmed that the last sentence he just said was not malicious, but the enthusiasm and recklessness of young people.
Sir Alex Ferguson was in a high position, surrounded by officials of all levels, large and small. He was used to flattery, and he had not heard such blunt words for a long time.
Only then did he discover that after these two years of training in society and in the officialdom, he unknowingly, his mentality has become much older, and he is about to lose the innocence and simplicity of young people.
He couldn't help sighing deeply in his heart: Although in the words of Catherine and the others, these puppies are all his friends.
But they are like college classmates and brothers who once slept in the lower bunk. Only in front of them can we find true friendship without any impurities.
Lose when you should be hurt, laugh when you should, never hide, never hypocritical.
At this moment, Aksud stretched out his hand and shook his face, and said: "Boss, can you give me a word? You stunned by our flattery?" "I was just thinking..." Lorraine regained his consciousness. Come and smile bitterly! "Not as exaggerated as you said?"
Aksud sighed and said, "Don't mention it, I go home every holiday, and my mother will grab me and tell me that Lorraine has become the governor. When will you earn me a village head back? .
Yali is so big~!
Boss..."
Next to Bō Lun Ting also shrugged and said: "My mother didn't urge me to work, she just chats in my ear every day, find a girlfriend, find a girlfriend, not like Lorraine. One, but let’s find a head office, dare to find it hard, dare to live tight. It’s good to have a big fat grandson hug
……,
Oh, don't mention it, I dare not go home for nagging. Lorraine smiled bitterly, and said in his heart: What kind of world, I want to come back to be my bug, but they want to go out and kill others, and they don't know the blessing in the blessing.
"You don't have to go to the front line. Cutting people is not the job of our strategy department. It is better to wait for graduation with peace of mind, and then go home and arrange a job." Lorraine said.
"No, boss.
"Aksud said with an exaggerated expression of surprise: "Now that the government army is so over-staffed, we are still on standby when we go back." "That's right" bō Lunting said distressedly: "Not only is it difficult to find a graduate job, we are not even good at making girls now. Just now you saw that the chicks are getting hotter and hotter now."
If you don't play the boss's sign, if no girl takes care of us, if you play the boss's sign, then we will compare with you. Brothers are under great pressure~! "
Lorraine pointed at them and smiled, and said: "Don't blame me if you don't have the ability. You guys are all squinting at the sight of the girls, but they just didn't drool anymore. So wretched, can you stop the chicks? Are you scared away?"
The old Aksudd blushed, laughed twice, and said: "So, we decided to follow the steps of the boss, you, and earn credit on the battlefield. Maybe we slaughtered a few liches and other chicks who could hook up. Take the initiative to push back. You say yes, boss." Lorraine sighed lightly, and then solemnly said: "But that is really life-threatening and will kill you."
bō Lunting patted Lorraine and said, "Boss, you are not alive." Lorraine gave a wry smile, shook his head and said: "I..." Aksud said, "Boss, don't persuade us. We have decided that if we eat and wait for death like this, it is better to fight vigorously, and also earn a wife and shadow, and leave a name in history." bō Lunting nodded and said: "Since we are the boss of your class, We must not be ashamed of the 831 Strategy Division.
Besides, my family's martial arts is also good, although it is not enough to slash with the undead high priest like the boss, slash a few skeleton soldiers, and beat Slime. "
With that, he pulled up his sleeves and showed his muscles.
"Boss, then think of a way."
Seeing everyone looking at Lorraine with eyesight, Lorraine mōmō's nose thought for a while and said: "That's okay. I want to find a way. But don't force it, going to the battlefield is not as simple as fighting in the academy." Aksud and Bō Lunting clapped their palms happily and said: "Don't worry, boss, we haven't copied guys and Almohad people." Lorraine smiled slightly: he was just talking about ideas, but Did not say that it will be done. As for going to the battlefield, if they can not be allowed to go, it is better not to go.
The next day, because the heavyweights were already there, the League of Nations meeting to fight the invasion of the demons was officially prepared.
But before the meeting started, something went wrong.
The staff of Maple Leaf Danlin encountered a huge trouble arranging seats while arranging the venue.
In the original United Nations daily meetings, the seats in the General Assembly Hall were casually seated.
The representatives of various countries who are stationed in the United Nations also know each other. Just listen to the words to know who is who, so you don’t have to be so troublesome. They put up a main seat in the middle, divided into three pieces below, and put a few rows of seats. .
Anyway, every time these guys finished the meeting, they made the meeting place as messy as the battlefield. After a long time, the staff of Fengye Danlin didn't bother to clean up.
But now it's different. Those who come to see the Pan-Continent Security Conference are all rulers of various countries. There are more than forty kings alone, and the rest are all rulers of the prime minister.
As a result, the original layout of the venue is inappropriate.
This is not a trivial problem. In the eyes of these rulers, position reflects their own status. The more central the position, the more important the country is.
This is a serious political issue. If it is not handled well, it will affect the normal progress of the meeting.
To embody the principle of equality of all nations, there must be some places in the center and some places in remote corners, otherwise the kings and prime ministers who think they have been despised will have to fight.
This problem was later solved by a round table meeting. The staff Feng crisp arranged several large round tables in the venue to realize the fair status of the big men.
But then I ran into a huge trouble.
The round table was arranged, but arranging those people to sit at a table, the tossing staff almost went crazy.
Because the international situation is extremely complicated, the relationship between these big figures is also very complicated.
Someone proposed to shoot in the order of country names, but it was immediately rejected.
According to the name of the country, bō Dores and bō Silia will be lined up together, and these two countries are feuds, and the two sides have been fighting for three to four hundred years.
At that time, there will be no meetings. Once they sit down, the League of Nations headquarters will directly become a battlefield.
It was also suggested that it is not possible to send photos according to the country's name, and then to shoot according to the size of the country.
It was immediately rejected.
In terms of land area, Navia will be ranked ahead of most countries, but their country has only 4 million people.
Some countries with high population density in the central part of the mainland. Certainly not willing.
For the same reason, the population ranking proposal was also rejected.
Later, someone suggested to sort by the names of the heads of state attending the meeting.
It was rejected again.
See the kings of the meeting, there are nine of them named Charlie, and three of them are feuds.
In the end, everyone finally solved the problem through a common method in ancient and modern times, which is "castration."
In addition, a striking note was posted at the entrance of the conference hall, "The seats for this meeting are arranged randomly, and no standard is used as the order."
These more than one hundred kings, prime ministers, and dukes, it is impossible for them to know each other.
It can be said that most people have never seen each other, so in order to know who is who, it is necessary to make famous brands.
At this time, I encountered a problem again.
Because the names of some big people are too long, if you have to write them all, there will be no more things on the desktop.
If you don’t write your full name, these big people will not only think that they are offended. You must know that in formal occasions, it is a ceremonial need to pronounce the full name of the king. If you mispronounce the middle name or miss the middle name, it is to the king. Personal insult.
There will also be several identical names due to the problem of duplication rate.
The staff at Fengye Danlin lost a handful of worrisome hair.
However, after everyone’s efforts, these problems were finally resolved. Fengye Danlin people can only sigh that it is so difficult to get these people together for a meeting, let alone unite them to fight the demons. Up.
The person who came up with this idea was either very clever or unintentional.
The Pan-Continent Security Conference was finally held smoothly.
Duke Lorraine and Julius got up early in the morning and made time to walk towards the venue. There was a hustle and bustle of people along the way. They were crowded with heads of state and crowded on the road of Maple Leaf Danlin.
This man shouted, "The Duke XX is here, get out of the way."
The one in front was not happy, and turned around and cursed: "The Duke is a shit, the boss of Lao Tzu is King Xue Yana."
"You dare to despise our duke~!"
"You dare to call yourself a duke when you come out of a big booger."
Seeing that the two-nosed man was about to roll up his sleeves and the copy guy started to work, Fengye Danlin Fengji would rush to stop it.
The two groups here had not had time to separate. The two kings on the other side greeted each other's direct family members, they had already drawn their swords.
Lorraine watched the excitement with relish, and then tried to keep a low profile.
I also have a lot of enemies, and there are so many people around. If they are recognized, there may be someone who shoots their own black bricks. Safety comes first.
Before reaching the door of the meeting place, Lorraine and Julian suddenly heard a familiar voice.
"Hey, walk in the middle, look at this side, the war fortress is crying for a big sale, take a look and take a look, if you miss this village, there will be no shop.
Book now and enjoy 5% off. Five major gift packs are also presented. "
Lorraine followed the reputation, just as Leo was holding a big loudspeaker, standing on a table and selling hard.
Next to him was a model of a war fortress, with a banner hanging above his head, which read "Flying Eagle Group War Fortress Special Conference." Xiaobai's fat body stood in front of Leo, his eyes widened to maintain order.
More than a dozen young female college students, wearing short skirts with palms on their knees, distributed flyers among the crowd, attracting full attention.
The front of Leo's stage was already full of people on the inside and outside.
Lorraine secretly said in his heart: No wonder this kid ran out early this morning without even having breakfast.
Grand Duke Julian opened his mouth, looked at his precious son in surprise, then smiled with satisfaction, and said, "This kid, is he dedicated to his work? He has the style of my past."
Lorraine picked up the corners of his mouth slightly, and said in his heart: Save yourself, when we didn't know what you were like when you were young.
When Grand Duke Julian was as old as Leo, he was determined to be a painter, using the palace walls as drawing boards to do graffiti.
"My friend, are you fed up with the same stereotyped scenes? Do you want to enjoy the thrill of a thousand miles?
Do you want to drink coffee in Eero in the morning, eat steak in Ruman at noon, and watch singing and dancing in Parthia at night?
Do you want to have a sea view villa, a mountain fortress, and a mid-level mansion at the same time?
Do you want to hide the little sanqing fù so that the tigress at home will not find it?
As long as a war fortress, everything can be achieved~!
What are you waiting for, wave your golden tickets to order.
Buy now, the group will also give you decoration services and some furniture.
Listening to Leo's very huòxìng declaration~EbookFREE.me~ the surrounding heads of state suddenly realized.
This war fortress turned out to be not only a weapon, but also for traveling and picking up girls. The most important thing is that with a war fortress, it's not much easier to see love.
Leo thought through the minds of these kings and sold the war fortress as a yacht. Anyway, as long as the weapon is not installed, it is not a foul.
All the heads of state are present, and there is no need to find someone to report on things like buying a war fortress, and they can make a decision by themselves.
If you say it is selling weapons, most people really love money.
But once the use was extended and turned into movable houses and vehicles, these kings couldn't bear it anymore. Why don't you get one for such a convenient use? Although it is a bit expensive, it is worth the money.
Immediately someone shouted "Order, order."
Leo's eyes narrowed with a smile, and he put his hand on his hips and said: "Okay, okay, this group only accepts full payment, no defaults, first come first served, payment is one minute faster than others, maybe the delivery Just one month earlier than others."! .