Chapter 981: She is not my wife

Chapter 981 She is not my wife
Luo Fang looked at the fracture and brushed it all together. It was not pressed at all. Besides, it would break if you press it. What is it called a broom?
Don't think she doesn't know, her grandmother's home is also a rural village. Many children in rural areas are beaten with broomsticks, beating them for a year!
"Nonsense, I have small wooden sticks in my broom handle, it's very strong, if you don't believe me, try it!" The uncle handed a very large broomstick.
Luo Fang took it, it was heavier than ordinary broomsticks.
"How about? You didn't tell lies, and you and your couple were arguing at my stall, which delayed my business, so I didn't want more for 10 yuan!"
Uncle spreads his hands, and looks like you see me talking!
Luo Fang was amused by the uncle, and waved this broom, "Uncle, do you say your broom is strong?"
"Yes, big and small guys keep breaking apart!"
"Okay!" Luo Fang said hello, and immediately listened to the click, and the broom broke in Luo Fang's hand!
The uncle was obviously frightened, "This...what is going on?"
"Yeah, uncle, I still want to ask you, what's the matter, I can cut off even a girl, and you still lie to people that your broom is strong. Do you often swindle here?"
"Nothing!" The uncle was most afraid of tigress in his life, so he started to put the broom in the bag with his hands and feet.
He must have not read the almanac when he went out today, and he avoided the one at home, how could he still meet him in the market.
I knew it...just now he stopped ruining people, who knows, looking at the refreshing little girl, his hands are so strong!
It scares him to death, okay?
"Uncle, don't go, I haven't paid you yet!" Luo Fang pinched his waist and stood in the middle of the road.
The uncle was so scared that the hand holding the broom was trembling, and he hurriedly asked for help from Zhao Long, who was standing beside him, who had been silent. "Young man, I beg you, please take your wife away quickly. Uncle will give you two broomsticks for nothing."
After finishing talking, I picked the two strongest ones and stuffed them into Zhao Long's arms. He looked at Zhao Long while hesitating, but in the end he didn't hold back, "Boy, I'm the same as you. Both of us are suffering!"
Zhao Long was confused, "Uncle, how are we the same?"
The uncle took a glance at Luo Fang and said, "It's all the daughter-in-law who is too powerful. I think your daughter-in-law is much more powerful than our old lady. With her strength, look again, your thin body, you are not at home. Don't get rid of it! Did she buy a broom to beat you back?"
Zhao Long:...
After speaking, he patted Zhao Long's shoulder sympathetically, "Let’s bear it, bear with me for a few decades. Look at me, I’ve been married for more than 30 years, and now I have the ability to run, and I run as soon as I fight, and she runs. But me, hahaha!"
Zhao Long: "That... Uncle, she is not my wife!"
"Oh, sooner or later, I advise you to practice running more. The thirty-six strategies left by your ancestors are the best. It is not bad at all. You are still young now, so you can lay the foundation first. Maybe you are more lucky than the uncle. Well, in a few decades, your wife will not be able to run away from you!"
Uncle said while pulling at his bag with a broom, "Well, please remember what I said, go back and practice! And ah, it's not enough to kiss her, just go straight at the critical moment! You kiss her, she can be a dog Bite, you did it with her, she can still do it with a dog? Don't worry, she will not blame you, she will only read your good!"
Zhao Long:...
After he finished speaking, he picked up the bag and broom and ran out.
Ah, the tigress is the most terrible!
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(End of this chapter)