Vol 3 Chapter 1535: -Cute fart
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Return to Primitive Society and Become a Chief
- Mr. Yin
- 1529 characters
- 2021-03-03 06:41:08
Anxious in her heart, Ji Zei yanked out Xuanyuan Sword, strode forward, and shouted, "Give back my life to Viduo!"
With a bang, Ji Thief stepped on the ground with both feet, holding the Xuanyuan Sword in his hands, majestic and majestic like a of murder.
Looking to the face, he was extremely vicious and angry.
If it is said that if the Ji thief who knows so well is released outside, it will scare many people into dumbfounded.
Ji Zei was also very satisfied with how he knew how to do this. The prehistoric people who survived from the prehistoric ruins had already come to his mind how they would react when he saw him, and he would be shocked by the gods.
However, just as Ji Zei was self-consciously in his heart, a familiar voice broke the beautiful picture constructed in his mind.
"Ah, thief? Is that you?"
Hearing this familiar voice, Ji Thief was also taken aback, and then he came back to his senses and looked down. Hey, isn't Wei Duo sitting in front of the fire?
Seeing Wei Duo, Ji Thief hurried up to squat down with his sword, looked up and down at Wei Duo, holding back his heart and said excitedly: "Vi Duo, you, are you all right?"
Wei Duo shook his head. Before he could speak, Ji Thief suddenly took Wei Duo into his arms, and screamed: "Great, great Wei Duo, you're okay. Okay, you scared me to death."
Wei Duo was embarrassed, and while embarrassed, she enjoyed it very much.
Ji Thief held Wei Duo for five or six minutes. Suddenly, remembering something, he quickly released Wei Duo and pulled out Xuanyuan Sword again, saying: "Vi Duo, hurry up, come with me, not here. Safety."
With that, Ji Thief grabbed Viduo's wrist and was about to run out.
Viduo asked in a daze: "It's not a thief, why is it unsafe?"
Ji thief stomped his feet: "Auntie, when is it? Don't ask so much, just follow me!"
The two were about to leave, and suddenly there was a voice of immature milk.
It's like a cat meowing, and it's like a child yelling.
Hearing this sound, Ji Thief couldn't help hissing, and stood still and looked back, saying, "What sound?"
Wei Duo ran back, holding a meat ball under the stone beside the fire to support Xiang Ji Thief.
"Don't worry about the thief, it's him."
Ji Zei took a closer look and saw that the fleshy ball had thin hairs growing on it, like a newborn pup, his eyes had not opened yet.
Ji Thief gave a sigh and asked: "What is this?"
As soon as Viduo opened her mouth to explain, Ji Thief said to herself: "Forget it, now is not the time to ask this, Viduo, hurry up, let's go, leave here and say, otherwise, when the prehistoric people come back, I can Can't deal with them."
While talking, Ji thief took Vido's arm and ran.
Wei Duo wanted to ask Ji Thief what a prehistoric man was, but being dragged by Ji Thief, there was no chance to say it.
I saw that the thief was pulling Vido, and Vido was holding the meat ball in her arms, and the two left the scene, going around.
Ji thief came after the footprints before, but now you let him go back, but there are no footprints to show him.
Those footprints when he came, were all smoothed by his clothes when he was stalked on the ground.
As a result, the thief ran around like a headless fly.
After running for a long time, I came back where I found Viduo.
There was a bonfire on the ground, and beside the bonfire, there were a few animal bones.
Viduo opened her mouth and wanted to talk, Ji Thief turned around and stopped Viduo with her hands: "Don't talk first."
Seeing Ji Thief say this, Viduo's opened mouth closed again, nodded obediently, and looked at Ji Thief and said: "Yes."
Ji Zei lowered his head, and he muttered for a long time without knowing what to say, so he looked up at Viduo: "What do you want to say?"
Wei Duo gave a cry, and said, "This is such a thief, the one you said before..."
Before Wei Duo finished speaking, the thief who was reminded by Wei Duo stomped his feet: "Oh, I forgot that scorpion, come on, Viduo, we have to go, otherwise, when the scorpion comes back, let's It's over!"
With that said, Ji Thief took Wei Duo again and started running.
Viduo was dumbfounded, holding the puppy cub in one hand, and the other hand being pulled forward by the thief.
"It's not a thief, slow down, can you slow down."
Wei Duo couldn't help saying.
Ji thief replied as he ran, "Can't be slow, we have to go quickly, whether it's a prehistoric man or that freak, we can't deal with it now, hurry up."
As soon as the words fell, Ji Zei stopped abruptly.
Because, through the darkness, he vaguely saw something coming ahead.
He saw the shadow, and it was exactly what Ah Huang said, and the white flames on his chest came.
Ji Thief was so nervous, he quickly pulled Viduo's arm and ran to the side.
Not long after he left, Na Wei walked past where Ji Thief and them had stood before.
The hidden Ji thief heard the voice go away, and then he patted his chest and breathed a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, it's okay. Fortunately, I am clever."
With that said, Ji Thief looked back at Viduo and asked, "Vido, are you okay?"
Viduo blinked, and when she looked at Ji Thief again, her cheeks flushed unconsciously, and she hummed softly, "I, I'm fine."
Ji thief nodded and said: "It's fine if it's all right, it's fine if it's all right, go, let's go quickly."
Pulling Wei Duo to get up again, only this time, before Ji Zei left, he heard a roar suddenly coming from behind him.
Actually it wasn't a growl, because the sound sounded like a cat meowing, but it was duller than that of a cat, but the volume was louder than that of a cat.
When he heard this voice, Ji Thief still shook his head, asking his heart to say, are all the screams so funny?
He laughed at himself. Suddenly, Ji Thief thought of something, he suddenly drank: "No!"
Viduo looked at the thief with wonder: "What's wrong?"
Ji Thief didn't answer, but looked down at the little meat ball in Viduo's arms.
If I remember correctly, the scream of that head is very similar to this little meat ball, no, it can't be said that it is very similar, it is the same at all.
Immediately, Ji Thief stared at the little meat ball, and asked Wei Duo: "Here, is this the scorpion cub?"
Viduo blinked and nodded: "Yes, it's the kid."
Ji thief yelled, stretched out his hand to Wei Duo's arms.
Seeing Ji Thief's action, Wei Duo's face turned red, and she hurriedly avoided, and said to Ji Thief: "A Thief, what are you doing?"
Ji Thief was anxious: "Don't move around."
Viduo's face turned even more red: "You treat me as a fool and don't let me move. You take advantage of me and want me to cooperate with you."
"When did I take advantage of you?"
"You didn't touch me, so what did you reach into my arms for?"
The thief stomped his feet straight after hearing this: "Sister, I'm taking that Xiaoyu!"
Wei Duo was a little disappointed when she heard that, then she saw Ji Thief's hand stretched out again, and immediately turned around, putting Xiao Wei in her arms, and carefully looked at Ji Thief: "What do you want to do?"
Ji Thief stomped his feet and said: "What else can I do, of course, it is to kill it! Otherwise, when this thing grows up, I don't know how many people will be harmed!"
Viduo shook her head vigorously: "No, it's so cute, it can't fall to death."
Ji Thief was anxious: "This meatball is so cute, it really feels cute, go find Li Ya, go find yourself, after all, how about four of you two?"
Viduo was stunned when he heard the words. Why do we have four?
Under doubt, he lowered his head and looked at himself. When he glanced at his chest, he blushed and blushed transparently. He took a big sip at Ji Thief and cursed: "Bah, rascal!"
Ji thief waved his hand indiscriminately: "Whatever you say, I must fall it to death!"
Viduo is also protecting that Xiaofeng.
When the two were hypocritical, the adult mother's roar came over again. Compared with the previous time, the roar was full of anger, even if the thief heard it, he felt a sharp pain in his ears. .
He was too late to be hypocritical with Viduo, snapped, and grabbed Viduo's arm: "Run!"
"Then you have to promise me not to kill it." Viduo said stubbornly.
Ji thief stomped anxiously: "How do I feel that you are like Li Ya, like a stubborn donkey, you can do it, I can't kill it, right? Go!"
"No, you have to swear!"
"I swear, I swear it's okay, shit, it's really troublesome!"
After making a simple oath, Ji Zei took Vido and ran away.
Just as they walked on their front feet, behind, the female horn reached the place where the Ji thief settled, sniffed her nose, and opened her mouth to let out a huge and angry roar.