Vol 3 Chapter 2198: -Funny


Ji thief: "I am so special!"
With a mournful curse, Ji Thief pointed to his nose: "Do you think I am such a boring person! I can't steal a man's clothes!"
Li Ya smiled and was about to tease, but Ji Thief suddenly appeared in horror and pressed Li Ya's shoulder: "Head down!"
Li Ya was dazed by the thief holding her head down, and with a bang, she slammed into the stone without error, tears coming out of her painful Li Ya.
"A thief, what are you doing!"
Li Ya held her forehead and squeezed her tears.
Ji thief took a sip of water and looked up at the forest above his head.
On the treetops in the forest, there are about twenty creatures squatting that are exactly the same as those who stole Liya’s clothes just now. They are 70% similar to the savages in the dream, with sarcomas on their heads, and one sarcoma on the head is bigger than the others Doubled.
All these creatures were squatting on the tree, wearing military and war tribal costumes, and they were looking at them with hostile eyes.
Li Ya complained and straightened up. Seeing Ji Zei not speaking, she was curious and followed Ji Zei's gaze. When she saw the creatures on the tree, she immediately closed her mouth when she was complaining. He opened his eyes and looked frightened: "Ah, ah, thief! You, look, look!"
Ji Thief slowly drew his sword with a deep voice: "I saw it."
When he said this, Ji Zei glanced again and saw that it was true that the soles of these creatures were similar to humans, and their toes were extremely long.
Suddenly, Ji thief remembered what Ah Huang said.
Those guys who stole bacon in the middle of the night left such footprints.
Damn, stealing bacon and clothes. Are these things thieves?
Realizing this, these creatures slapped their chests and screamed, looking like they were about to attack.
Ji thief immediately flashed the knife in front of him to guard against.
As a result, they never thought that these creatures just turned around and shook their at Ji Thief, followed by wearing more than 20 sets of military and war tribal clothes, and disappeared into the jungle.
A long time after these creatures left, Li Ya finally came back to her senses and asked Ji Thief what it was, saying that it was a monkey that was not like a monkey, and that it was a human and not like a human.
Basically, the thief here has determined the identity of these creatures.
Although their appearance is somewhat different from the savages in the dream, Ji Thief can still conclude that these are the savages in the dream.
The only thing that Ji thief didn't understand was that the federation, where the savages in the dream were brave and good at fighting, had the advantage of frontal weapons, retreated.
What's the matter, the savages encountered these two times only steal things?
Ji Thief didn't understand, so he helped Li Ya and stood up: "Go back and talk about it."
"Oh."
The lake was just a few steps out of the woods.
After such a kung fu, many tribesmen from the military and war tribe stood on the edge of the lake. More than 20 tribesmen in the lake were looking for lost clothes.
Seeing Ji Thief came, everyone stopped, and shouted at Ji Thief the King.
Ji Thief gave a hum, trying to speak without speaking, Aguan ran to the front and lowered his voice: "My lord, our clothes were stolen."
The thief glanced at Aguan: "I know, when I came back just now, I saw something stealing our clothes."
As soon as Ah Huang in the water heard this, he stood up with a chuckle.
He was naked, and he wore a pair of pants around his waist, standing in the water with round eyes: "What, did you see the king?"
While Ah Huang exclaimed, she reacted and squatted into the water with a smile.
Ji Zei smiled and scolded: "Okay, it's not naked, come up quickly."
Ah Huang promised twice with embarrassment, and came up to the shore with the other clansmen whose clothes had been stolen.
A Guan took off his tribe and handed it to Ah Huang. They all got together to hide their shame. A Guan’s top was wrapped around Ah Guan’s waist except for the trousers. The upper body was naked like a skirt, and asked Ji Thief. : "My lord, what the is this stealing our clothes?"
Ji Thief tilted his head to look at Ah Huang: "Why, didn't you see?"
Akira stretched out his hands: "No, we were taking a shower at the time, and we didn't see anything."
Ji Zaixin said that he didn't see it. He deliberately didn't tell the savages, so he lied: "Oh, it's a few monkeys, I was scared away just now."
Ah Huang curious expression: "Monkey? Are the monkeys on this island so bold?"
Aguan also gave an explanation: "Master Ahuang, you don't know that monkeys are the cheapest thing. When the king went Beizheng, he killed 40,000 monkeys in Baiyuan County."
Akira knew this, and didn't say much, just nodded.
It was Li Ya who was very curious and looked at Ji Thief suspiciously, her expression as if she was saying it was really a monkey? It's not like, those things are much uglier than monkeys, and they look more like people like yourself.
However, Li Ya winced this time, and seeing Ji Thief didn't tell her, she didn't smash Ji Thief's lies.
Ah Huang is still embarrassed: "Our clothes were all stolen by monkeys, what should we do, can't we be naked?"
Aguan chuckled, "Master Ahuang, aren't you surrounding my clothes?"
"That can't always be like this."
Listening to the conversation between Ahuang and Aguan, the thief looked up at the sky, made up his mind, and pursed his mouth and said, "We have found the water source. Our mission today has been completed. Let’s go back to the shore and Let's talk about Uncle Black Teng confluence."
After finishing speaking, Ji thief took Li Ya and turned and left without talking nonsense.
Ah Huang Aguan and the others met, blinked, stopped witty words, and followed Ji Thief.
The tribesmen of the two hundred army and war took a kettle and bamboo tube, and followed on the path.
When the Ji thief and them disappeared by the lake, it took about 20 minutes or so. A roar resembling a beast but not a beast rang out. Upon hearing this sound, many herbivores drinking water and resting by the lake were all awakened, one after another. Fleeing in all directions.
After the herbivore escaped for a while, many gray shadows emerged from the treetops around the lake.
No one else, but a savage stealing bacon and clothes.
There were no less than hundreds of savages in the forest, beating their chests and shouting. As they called, more and more savages sprang out of the forest. Some went up to the tree, some stood under the tree, but in a moment, at least 800 people gathered Quantity.
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Before the sun went down, the thief and the others managed to get out of the woods and returned to the beach.
When they came back, the thief still saw it really, Heitengtai and the others were busy repairing the ship.
Some clansmen on guard reported that Ji Thief came back, and Heiteng and Tai rushed to meet him at the same time.
After catching each other, Heiteng and Ta asked Ji thief: "My lord, how is it, did you find water?"
The thief nodded and glanced back, Ah Huang, A Guan and they all consciously took out the water bag bamboo tube hanging around their waist: "It's all here."
Hei Teng breathed a sigh of relief, and said that it was too good. Now there is no need to worry about insufficient fresh water.
The thief ordered the crowd to disperse and rest while walking towards the boat. While walking, he asked Heiteng, "Uncle Heiteng, how is the boat repaired?"
On the side, Kuroto Masao wondered how Liya had washed her face. Hearing what Ji thief said, he quickly recovered and replied: "Oh, my lord, rest assured, the boat has basically been repaired, and I dare not say that it is comparable to Wu Sima’s craftsmanship, but as long as you don’t encounter the storm and the sea python, there is no problem at all."
The thief nodded, and went to the stern to take a look.
Don't tell me, the black rattan craftsmanship is good.
As he was watching, Ji Thief suddenly heard the squeaking sound, and turned his head to ask Heiteng, "Uncle, what is this sound?"
Heiteng snorted and looked up at Tai.
Tai came up and said, "My lord, that's it. After you left this morning, I caught those thieves who stole our bacon yesterday."
Ji Thief was startled when he heard it, what did his heart say! Was he in the sight of those savages this morning?
Seeing Ji Thief's surprised expression, Tai just thought Ji Thief had heard about the thief and felt incredible, and didn't think much.
He was still explaining to Ji Thief: "My lord, don't you know that these thieves are so funny, you can definitely laugh out loud when you see them."
As he said, Tai Yi raised his head, several military and war tribesmen boarded the ship, and after a while, everyone came out with a gray hair in his hand.
Saying that a monkey is not a monkey, and that an ape is not an ape, big feet, long toes, covered with gray and black hair, this sarcoma on the top of the head, it looks like a human face, and it keeps squeaking when held by the tribe. , Looks terrified.
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