Chapter 1849: ‘Ass’ question

Simon stood in front of the bulletin board of the city government, his heart was very tangled. His two-meter block blocked the eyes of many people behind him and attracted a lot of attention. Everyone was whispering at his back and talking.
Simon knows what others are talking about because he recently made a super joke. He was the one who ran to take the government civil servant shooting test in order to pretend, and after deliberately refused to be solicited by the mayor himself.
Yes, Simon acknowledged that he was pretending. He is an authentic Texan. Before the cataclysm, he was a 'pot covered head'. He had a simple mind and developed limbs. He would do whatever he thought of, and he especially liked bragging.
Incidentally, Texas guys like bragging as they like to use guns, which is almost impossible to correct.
San Antonio City Government selects civil servants, but still has to test shooting? Simon signed up for the news without even thinking about it. He just wanted to be in the limelight. Because he thought he was very good at marksmanship, he wanted to teach the new rulers on behalf of the old and young men in Texas.
In the last three years, Simon survived with a magical skill, and he still lived well. He has always been a cowboy, hoping that he will become the embodiment of justice. He likes to brag about people in the bar and talk about his past with others, and he counts on this happy life.
When Simon played superbly and passed the city government's shooting test, when Mayor Sherlock personally stepped forward and praised him loudly, when he said loudly that he had come to show foreigners a pistol and dismissive of civil service positions, how much he hoped that time would stay at that moment.
This is the apex of Simon's life, if there is no plot of being beaten ...
Ellie, who is in charge of the shooting test, taught Simon with his strength. In the tactical shooting test close to the actual battle, she watched the weak girl burst out of her powerful strength-just the ghostly speed and response made Simon shudder. .
After much experience in the bullet rain, Simon is a man who knows goods. He substituted himself into Ellie's opponent's point of view, and immediately felt that he was afraid to live for half a minute. He could only leave the examination site bleakly ...
It's so frustrating!
But that's not all, Mayor Sherlock filmed the whole process of Simon's test pretend and sent it to TV. The result is that people all over North America see Simon being despised by the little girl-that night Simon went to the bar to brag as usual, and when he appeared, he caused a big laugh.
Everyone came to ask for the details of the exam, and laughed while asking, and comforted Simon after the laugh, such as ‘happy, Simon. I think your marksmanship is fine. ’
If there was a hole in the ground, Simon couldn't get into it. He knows that those are joking at him, and those guys must be disdainful ‘Have you heard? Simon, who likes bragging, is planted this time. Hahaha, he can't compare to a woman. ’
Do you know how frustrating and humiliating this is for a Texas guy? Simon almost didn't want to live.
But this is not the end. Because of this joke, many people are interested in this civil service exam. In order to prove that they are strong enough, people rushing to the exam are endless. And just as Simon borrowed wine to sorrow, someone told him-Simon, you have been accepted by the city government.
The civil service exams, written exams, and shooting have all passed, and you can choose your position at will. I have tried it in writing, and I have n’t been able to shoot. I can become a civilian. I haven't passed the written test, and if I have fired, at least I can be a police officer.
Simon was admitted to the first batch of police in San Antonio, with his name first. According to the description on the municipal government bulletin board, he will get good treatment. But he felt it was an embarrassing humiliation, and he really wanted to shoot the gun to the city government and kill the Mayor Sherlock.
but…….
"Hey ... you're the Simon. Congratulations, you're a police officer." An unknown person came to pat Simon's shoulder as a sign of encouragement.
Simon turned around and noticed that many people behind him were smiling at him kindly. He was surprised to find that the ridicule of imagination did not exist, but more respect and encouragement.
"Lady, you have good marksmanship. We need someone like you to maintain law and order. Let the world return to normal. We are really fed up."
"Simon, don't be unhappy. I know someone is joking at you, but I'm going to say you're just unlucky to run into a master."
"Everyone familiar with the Aurora Corps knows that Ellie who is playing against you is not an 'ordinary female reporter'. It is not shameful to lose to her. Hehehe ... In fact, you have to be lucky that you did not lose to a dog. Great embarrassment. "
Most of the people in front of the bulletin board were peaceful, and Simon was so moved when he left. He didn't know why he felt like crying, but it was comfortable to get other people's approval without bragging.
Simon hesitated again and again, decided to go to the city government to take over the police post. People in the city government did not embarrass him, and told him to send him a badge and uniform after a few words, and then let him participate in a short police training course, mainly to learn how to be a police officer in the army.
"The police in the Legion are not the same as the police in the United States ~ EbookFREE.me ~. They will tell you in a short training course." The police chief transferred from Mexico City told Simon himself, " But the biggest difference here is that no one except the police can hold a gun legally. "
"Ah ... this is the 'gun ban' of the Legion." Simon knew about it. "But there are too many gunmen in Texas."
The chief of the police department just said, "Then you think about it the other way, you have to be a military policeman if you want to hold a gun. We will now expand the military police force, recruit the best gunmen to train, arrange work, and rebuild the family. As long as there is stability Life, I don't believe anyone will make trouble.
And for those with poor marksmanship, don't you think the guns will become dangerous in their hands? And do you like all the streets with guns, or are there only policemen with street guns? "
Uh ... Simon wanted to say, ‘Gun is a tradition and habit of our Texans.’ But from the police's point of view, who likes me to have everyone with a gun?
"Publicly holding a gun will become a privilege, a privilege that only gives a few people their status." The chief of the police department said cheerfully, "Simon, I am happy to tell you that you now have this kind of overriding Privilege above ordinary people. "
privilege……?
A person's life is actually trying to gain some privilege.
For example, possession of more money, beauty, construction sites, fame, status, these are all privileges.
And if 'holding a gun' becomes a privilege, it feels cool to think about it.
Simon fought countless gun battles in the last days, but if he can hold a gun in the future either he or his colleague, but his opponent takes at most a knife, this feels great.
"This gun ban sounds good." From the police's perspective, Simon felt better that he still supported the army.
This is the 'ass' problem.