Chapter 533: The following are all made up by me

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Driven by various factors such as curiosity, surprise, and trial, the Supreme Supreme instant noodles went against the trend and exploded overnight!
Whatever ‘too expensive is not sold’ ‘without expectation’ ‘star consumption cannot last long’, all negative predictions have failed. After the general shortage of goods appeared on the supermarket shelves, the media were stunned and had to hit their own faces and publicize again.
"It's really weird. We have another wave of people approaching the door in the middle of the night, and they named this instant noodles."
"I haven't seen any instant instant noodle explosions. We don't have a lot of stocks, but they are sold out in a day."
"Someone on the Internet has increased the price to a hundred dollars a barrel. I just heard that this kind of instant noodles is particularly delicious, but now I can only wait for the second purchase."
"As a foodie, I am really touched by this instant noodle, because I feel that the whole person is happy to die after eating, so delicious!"
"Now think about it, how could something recommended by Victor Hugo be bad? I really want to thank my male god, this is not an instant noodle at all, but a happy meal."
The media's pros and cons and the controversy have made consumers curious about this particularly expensive instant noodles, and many people who have no desire to buy at all want to try it. The market repeatedly buys out of stock, causing many people who want to eat even to start hoarding.
In the office building where the 'waste land trade' is located, a bunch of dealers from all over the country are stuck at the door. It ’s been a long time since I ’ve seen this so popular and so popular goods. It ’s a good thing that you can change your money.
But the problem is that the supply is limited, there is no point to be able to get the goods! The output of 500,000 barrels per day cannot meet the market demand at all. While the foundry is very active, it also said that our capacity can continue to increase, as long as the order is dropped to ensure the completion of the task.
Distributors also said that let alone 500,000 barrels a day, the market now responds that 5 million barrels a day can be sold. Hurry up and expand our production capacity. We are very willing to sell this kind of goods.
The bank was also stunned by the blowout sales frenzy. They only knew how much money was flowing by just looking at the shipments. It was even clearer that the waste land trade had a strong repayment ability, and then Keep asking 'Do you need a loan? Interest is absolutely favorable, and repayment terms are absolutely relaxed! ’
The instant noodle market has been completely disrupted by the "Extreme". As long as people who have eaten have no interest in other instant noodles, even in the face of media interviews, they directly said, "This is not a noodle at all, it is simply a kind of instant noodle. insult. ’
Ever heard of people who lined up to buy 'iPhone', have you heard of people who lined up to buy instant noodles? Now some supermarkets in big cities have even put up signboards in order to attract passenger flow-a new batch of 'Extreme' instant noodles is available in this store.
Customers swarmed.
Later, the supermarket felt that the effect of "Extreme" attracting passengers was too good. It is impossible to not dig deep into the potential! As a result, some supermarkets began to change their signboards-a new batch of 'Extreme' instant noodles has been added to this store, and customers who spend more than two hundred yuan can buy them with a small ticket.
Can I buy it after spending two hundred yuan? It's enough to buy a few bags of rice. The customer said that this is all right. Just give me a few barrels of 'Extreme'.
In the beginning, this was just the self-issued behavior of the fresh produce department of the supermarket, but later the home appliance department felt that it could be used! Come here ... Come and buy an LCD TV with us and get a bucket of 'Extreme' instant noodles. So the home appliance department found that their sales have skyrocketed!
As a result, everyone found that as long as they were able to get in touch with the Supreme Instant Noodles, sales were rising by helicopter.
Soon, the beginning of selling cars changed. As long as the 4S shop is paired with a bucket of "Extreme", customers can relax and enjoy their meals while driving, and the transaction success rate has increased several times!
In the past, if a lady wanted to sell, she would sacrifice her hue. However, only the instant noodles are listed on the market, and the sales lady is following the trend. Just say ‘sir, when we ’re at it, we ’re starting to buy a house‘ Extreme ’,
so it ’s no longer difficult to sell a house easily.
From now on, salespeople want to improve their performance, not to see more connections, not to be bragging, not to be able to pull relationships, but to see how many ‘Extreme’ instant noodles they have. Those who have the most ‘Extreme’ are often called noodle fighters!
From now on, it will be useless to give gifts to leaders. It is absolutely impossible to do so without a barrel of "Extreme". Even the prospective son-in-law saw his mother-in-law, everyone could be happy with a bucket of "Extreme", maybe they could marry his wife without depositing anything in the house car.
As long as a person with depression eats 'Extreme', he can immediately sing and smile. Since then, I am no longer full of sorrow and sullenness, and my thoughts are communicated in minutes, and sparks of hope are revived in life.
Patients with cancer are no longer worried, saying that happiness is the best medicine to kill cancer cells, and now eating a bucket of 'Extreme' can guarantee happiness for three hours. Eat all day and night to ensure that the cancer cells will slowly shrink in laughter. From then on, the path of life will be smooth again, and the years will be quiet and enjoyable.
How painful it is for a mentally ill patient to be held in a mental hospital, come to a bucket of "Extreme". Disorganized thinking will be restored, distorted thinking will be straightened out, and paranoid behavior will be corrected. The patients' families were crying with joy, and we were finally saved!
Vitiligo, epilepsy, constipation, hemorrhoids, baldness, infertility, impotence premature ejaculation, short JJ, foreskin is too long, soreness, excessive leucorrhea, dull skin, uh ... although the 'Extreme' instant noodle cannot Cure these diseases, but make people happy and face it!
Are you still scolded as a primary school student for playing LOL? Come to a bucket of "Extreme" ~ EbookFREE.me ~ to ensure you feel comfortable and fighting spirit. The negated life is once again angry and strong, ever since repeated defeats, repeated defeats, repeated battles, and achieved platinum dreams in frustration and suffering!
For a real elementary school student, a bucket of "Extreme" can be full of positive energy, more focused, more active brain thinking, and happier learning. Even when the second child of the bear child died, he could smile and face the father and mother's leather whip.
And for middle school students, do you still have a headache for "Five Years College Entrance Examination 3 Years Simulation"? Come to a bucket of "Extreme", it can make you face the bleak life calmly. Only when you are in a good mood can you play well, and if you are in a good mood, you can have a high level of intelligence. Even if you are in a good mood, you can laugh!
It is recommended that all parents across the country prepare a bucket of "Extreme" for their children before the college entrance examination, so that the children can enter the market happily, answer the questions happily, and leave happily. It doesn't matter if you hand in a blank paper, you must be happy.
And college students, master students, doctoral students, even professor-level academicians, don't you need happiness? Come and have a bucket of "Extreme" instant noodles. The so-called "laugh, smile, ten years". The modernization of the motherland has a long way to go. You need to face it with a smile.
"Extreme" instant noodles are the source of joy, the foundation of happiness, and the guarantee of harmony. Let's embrace the future and embrace 'Extreme'!
I ... can't make it up! (To be continued.)
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