Chapter 1154: Masters

"This baby has a unique skeleton and outstanding talents. In the future, he will surely be able to take up the face of my Guangchengzi. So this time in Kunlun selection, I have great luck for Guangchengzi!"
"Congratulations, brother, for finding a good apprentice, brother, I am really happy for you."
"Hahaha, your kid is not honest, you also accepted a good seedling. As a senior, I have to congratulate you too."
Kunlun Mountains
In a mountain called Kongtong Xianfeng, in a towering classical-style hall with no end in sight, an elegant middle-aged man in a black suit of a famous brand is interacting with another middle-aged man in the same costume. Flattered.
But judging from the costumes of the two of them, it seems that they are both successful people in the real world, but who knows that these two are really famous gods.
And judging from the two people's style, they can't fight the gods.
But the two are authentic gods.
In fact, this is not surprising, because like Nuwa, these two also ‘rolled’ in the red with another identity.
And the two who touted each other, the first nomination is absolutely dumb.
One is Guang Cheng Zi, the big brother of Chanjiao, and the other is Chijingzi, one of the twelve immortals of Chanjiao. These two are definitely famous in the myths and legends of different time and space.
Of course, Guang Chengzi's name is bigger.
And also has the nickname "The Slayer of Our Lady".
Chi sperm is worse.
But no matter what, these two are real immortals, famous and famous in the spiritual world, and ranked among the twelve double bonus red stick positions under the original leader.
"It's really meaningless for our seniors and seniors to tout each other. We have been trapped in secrets for so many years, and these habits can't be changed a bit. In other words, it is just to make the gods speechless."
After praising for a while, Guang Chengzi was a little disappointed.
Seeing Guang Chengzi's imposing manner, Chi Jingzi suddenly lost interest, and his imposing manner became a little gloomy like his own brother.
Seeing Chi Sperm nodded, his face was very agreeable with Guang Chengzi's appearance, and then he said: "Who said no? Today's society is completely different from the times we experienced before. Mortals can also fly into the sky with some devices. Escape, even the weapons used are not inferior to immortality, so when the mortals see us gods, they are basically more curious than fear, and just thinking about how to find cheap things, which is really annoying."
Hearing this, Guang Chengzi looked at his brother curiously and noticed that Chi Sperm seemed to have some uncommon worldly experiences. At the moment, he couldn't help but curiously asked casually: "Junior brother, it seems that you are not very happy, why? What happened to me?"
Chi Jingzi nodded dullly: "Hey! Don't mention it, our senior brothers have not seen each other for more than ten years. They are all rolling in the world, familiar with the current customs, so brother, you have never experienced my strange things. Encounters, they are all tears."
The gossip fire in Guang Chengzi's heart was ignited by Chi sperm.
"Hurry up and tell me, brother, what happened to you?"
Of course, although Guang Chengzi is very gossip in his heart, but on the surface he pretends to look like ‘I care about you very much’.
Chi Jingzi sighed: "Brother, I am really not as good as I am out there. Now that I have a disciple, I plan not to go out anymore."
Chi Sperm still didn't tell what happened to him.
This makes Guang Chengzi very disappointed.
You know, he just waited for Chi Sperm's gossip.
"The master will not allow it. At the moment we have to be familiar with the rules of the times before we can work out how to gather faith. This is my top priority."
Chi Jingzi raised his head with a grimace and looked at Guang Chengzi.
And Guang Chengzi got goosebumps when he was seen by Chi Sperm's "you resent".
Just when Guang Chengzi wanted to ask Chi Jingzi, "Junior Brother, you won't become gay, right?" Chi Jingzi slowly said, "Brother, what occupation are you in the world now?"
Guang Chengzi didn't know why Chijingzi asked this, but he still replied, "The profession is not bad, and I specialize in helping people watch Feng Shui."
Speaking of his profession, Guang Chengzi also opened up the conversation.
"Senior brother, don't you know, the one I had experienced a few years ago was a miserable one. Basically, I ate this meal and didn't take it down because many people didn't want to believe it at that time.
But these years have been better. Today, China's domestic economic environment is very good, and ordinary people have made money, even some people have made money.
And those bosses who had become rich began to believe in feng shui, so brother, I also began to become rich and moist. "
Chi Jing raised his hand to cover his face, interrupting Guang Chengzi's words.
"Then brother, do you know what occupation I am in the world?"
Guang Chengzi shook his head, saying that he really didn't know.
Immediately Chijingzi told Guang Chengzi in an almost crying tone: "The job I got by lottery was actually to go to Xiangjiang to do black #dao. You say I am not a tragedy."
香江黑#道?
Although this profession sounds bad, it doesn't make Chi Sperm so depressed, right?
In this regard, Guang Chengzi was quite puzzled.
At this time Chijingzi continued: "Brother, do you think my career is very good?"
Guang Chengzi nodded, yes, he thought so.
After all, it’s not all in film and television dramas.
Look at the big brothers from Hong Kong and Taiwan, who are not the little ones who go out and hug and hug each other. They walk with the windy cows. Those small days can not be described as drunk and gold fans.
Chi Jingzi's face was depressed, "Have you forgotten the rules that the master made when we drew lots to go to Hongchen to practice?"
After Chi Jingzi's reminder, Guang Chengzi suddenly remembered such a thing, and at the same time he showed a sudden realization on his face.
Wow!
No wonder, no wonder Chi Sperm is so depressed.
Obviously, it was the result of the rules made by the master.
I saw Chi Jingzi complaining infinitely and complaining: "Brother, don't you know that after I got this professional visa, I will follow the routine set by the master. The Xiangjiang where I swim is really sneaked by swimming. It's useless!
After arriving at Xiangjiang, I began to wonder how to get involved in the black #dao, but people thought that I was too old to want me, and I couldn't use the power of immortality. It was a miserable experience. "
Guang Chengzi really sympathized with Chi Sperm at this time.
"You said why the master had to make the rules at the time, I can't figure it out!" Chijingzi was quite a bit complaining about the master, the original Tianzun.
Upon seeing this, Guang Chengzi raised his hand and patted Chi Sperm on the shoulder, and comforted: "Everything is over. Now the major forces have returned, and the restrictions set by the master have been lifted, I want you to never have that kind of life again."
Chi Jingzi was silent for a while, and then said: "But I don't want to continue to live that kind of black#dao life, after all, I am an upright to do the black#dao, this is too unconventional."
Obviously, Chi sperm is very resistant to this.
At this time, Guang Chengzi had to remind Chi Jingzi:
Master naturally has Master’s plan, and we must follow Master’s arrangement as disciples. Moreover, although our experience in the dunya has ended, we still have to continue. For the next step, we need to gather faith for elucidation."
In a word, these disciples, they must continue to live in the dunya, as mortals!
"Brother, I have apprentices."
Chi Sperm wants to hold on.
Unfortunately, how could Guang Chengzi make him do what he wanted.
"You can take the disciple with you."
"What will my apprentice teach Chenghei#社# do from now on!?"
"Will you stop him from learning those things?"
"Unlucky for me, I got this job by drawing a job lot, and the master said that I can't change it!"
"This is your chance, heaven and mystery."
"Fantastic fart!"
"Junior Brother said carefully."
Wow! Wow! Wow!
When Guang Chengzi and Chi Jingzi became louder and louder, and there was a tendency to quarrel, the little baby who was sleeping beside Guang Chengzi suddenly started crying, interrupting the situation where the smell of gunpowder became stronger.
Guang Chengzi quickly picked up the baby and started to coax the baby unskillfully.
The baby looks almost one year old, and is also very cute and attractive.
Guang Chengzi obviously has no experience in taking care of children.
The little baby cried more and more, and his voice became louder and louder, making Guangcheng's forehead sweat.
"Don't cry! Master told you not to cry! Shut up!"
Guang Chengzi will not coax children, desperately giving orders to distressed children.
Unfortunately, how could he succeed in doing this.
In contrast, the cry of the child became louder and louder.
At this time Chijingzi suddenly said, "Did the child pee his pants?"
Well!
The reminder of Chi sperm~EbookFREE.me~ suddenly made Guang Chengzi wake up.
Immediately Guang Chengzi looked through it, and it turned out that the child had peeed.
As Guang Chengzi took off the baby's pants, a scent of urine immediately spread.
At this time, Guang Chengzi didn't care about the status of a god, and started to change pants and diapers for the child in a hurry. His clumsy appearance was also very funny.
However, Chijingzi didn't laugh, but fixedly watched Guang Chengzi busy and learning his own brother's methods, because he also received a disciple of the same size.
Therefore, the problems that Guang Chengzi encountered today will also be encountered when he wants to come, so don't learn how to do it.
After working hard for a long time, Guang Chengzi finally finished it all in a sweat.
After changing his dry pants and new diapers, the child really stopped crying.
Guang Chengzi sat down again and looked at the baby sitting where he was playing. He laughed at himself and said: "This is all self-inflicted trouble. I always think that my apprentices will be better trained and taught since childhood, but I forgot that there will be a lot. Trouble."
Guang Chengzi's remarks resonated with Chi Sperm, and Chi Sperm nodded with approval, and echoed: "Who said it was not, we never thought it would be so difficult to take care of children."
Before Chi Jinzi spoke, he suddenly frowned, and then his nose flapped a few times, because he smelled a strong smell of fishy smell.
Fiercely, Chi Jing turned his head to look at the baby beside him, and then put his hands on the baby's lower body!
The slimy touch made Chi Jinzi close his eyes...
Want to come to Chijingzi and Guangchengzi have forgotten that they are still gods?
What about your fairy methods?
What about supernatural powers?
Two famous gods will have a headache about this kind of thing?
From this point of view, even the gods have a headache to take care of children.