Chapter 1506: There are more and more perverts these years
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Rising America
- Tiger body shock
- 1945 characters
- 2021-03-03 11:34:19
"What's wrong with Master Gu Yi? I found her a bit weird today."
Kayla, who came to find Coco and went out, ran into Gu Yi, and keenly noticed that today's Gu Yi looked a little different.
But Keira didn't think too much.
Coco changed into a dark gothic loli dress, and with the help of Kayla made two thick black eyeshadows. After feeling that this kind of dress was'crazy and cool', he left with Kayla. Home mansion.
The little guys did not go out in the car, but on the skateboard provided by Cocoa.
After leaving Coco's house, Kayla couldn't help but asked.
After all, Gu Yi blushed like a monkey butt, which really made Kaila curious.
"It's nothing. When I called Master Gu Yi for breakfast in the morning, I ran into her naked and practising yoga in the room, and found that she did not have any hair..."
Children don't have so many slanderous thoughts, so that they just ask what they have. They are not embarrassed at all and feel that there is no taboo.
This is especially true for a little girl like Coco.
Kayla is older than Coco, she is already six or seven years old, and she is about to go to elementary school.
Logically speaking, Kayla should understand why Gu Yi has become so weird, but in fact Kayla also felt a little inexplicable after hearing Coco say this.
Two little guys on skateboards, along the winding mountain roads of Beverly, have reached the community at the foot of the mountain, and are about to reach the secondary road beside the highway.
Compared with the highway, the two sides of the secondary road have a little more life atmosphere. There are many small shops selling daily necessities and cooked food, and there are also small kiosks selling newspapers and magazines.
When the two little guys passed a newsstand, Coco stopped Kayla, and the two of them stopped.
"Adults are so weird and weird. Some things just don’t say so clearly. Anyway, I don’t think adults mean anything at all. Your Gu Yi master is like that. Why don’t you have hair? Just tell the reason. Why hide in hiding."
On this issue, Kayla is on Cocoa's side.
"It’s like my brother’s guy. I’ve seen him run into the bathroom like a thief in the morning, with his stinky underwear in his hand. I asked him what’s wrong, and he’ll kill me. , The attitude is quite bad. Cut it, isn't it just bedwetting. If it's a little bit bigger, it will be over if it is clear.
While talking, Kayla shifted the topic to her brother, and spit on her face with contempt.
Coco nodded earnestly: "That's right, my lord is really boring. Master Gu Yi is the same. Just tell me why she doesn't have hairy. It's really hard to understand that she has to be so embarrassed and shy. ."
While talking, Coco took out the 10 dollar bill and tiptoed it into the newsstand.
"Boss, bring me a copy of "Playboy", which I bought for my dad."
Jin Xiantai was not here, otherwise he would definitely smoke the little guy. He couldn't think that Coco actually learned to use his father as a cover and excuse.
"Boss, what did you buy "Playboy" for?"
Kayla on the side was very puzzled, wondering why Coco wanted to buy this kind of book.
To be honest, Kayla is no stranger to this kind of book, there are several piles under her brother's bed, and her brother keeps them like a treasure.
Kayla used to look through it secretly when her brother was away from school, but it was just some big sisters who were not wearing clothes. Kayla didn't think there was anything good.
Minors are not allowed to buy. Obviously, it was not complied with by the owner of the newsstand, so Coco smoothly bought a copy of Playboy.
After buying "Playboy", Coco stood carelessly on the side of the road next to the newsstand and looked through the street.
Not to mention just looking at it, the bear kid also deliberately selected a particularly hot page from the magazine he was reading and raised his hand.
"I don't know what's so shy about Master Gu Yi. You see, the big sister here behaves very naturally, and they are all naked."
Coco's words really make people cover their faces.
"I will keep this book. I will show Master Gu Yi to take a look at it when I return. I must let her learn from these big sisters."
"Yes, boss, I support you!"
The little guys don't know how wonderful their words are.
Cocoa was so loud that the pedestrians were stunned.
The magazine that he bought was thrown into his own ‘infinite reincarnation’ space, and then the little guy continued on the road with Kayla.
The two little guys were on the second-level road, riding a skateboard all the way, and playing with Jinxian's exciting tricks from time to time, so that passers-by were shocked and stunned, and even attracted a few police cars to chase behind the little guys.
After all, in the middle of the traffic on the secondary road, it is quite scary to know how to go.
And the mere skateboard was stunned by the two little guys at a speed of 120 miles, so how could it not attract the patrol.
If I were to be a normal bear kid, I would have been paralyzed by the police car behind him, but are Coco and Kayla ordinary kiddies?
Obviously, they would never be scared, but because of the sirens behind them, they became more excited, and they played even more terrifying tricks in the chase.
Finally, the police officers who were chasing behind the little guys realized that they seemed to be not two ordinary little kids, so they had to ask the special department for help.
After chasing it all the way down, the entire secondary road has been stunned by two little guys, but there was no accident.
The two little guys just thought it was fun and didn't want to hurt everyone because of themselves.
So whenever there is a situation that is about to crash, the two little guys will use their own methods to avoid such problems.
"Boss, the police car won't chase."
Kayla slowed down first, and after looking back, he saw that all the police cars had stopped, and without the intention to continue chasing him, he gave a hint of Cocoa playing ZhengHi.
Hearing this, Coco also slowed down, avoided a big truck that was hit by the winning side, and reached out to pull the big truck that was about to overturn because of him. After he fixed the body again to safety, Also glanced behind him.
"It's boring, I thought they would continue to chase."
It can be seen that this is not the first time the little guy ‘plays’ with the Los Angeles patrols like this.
Kayla also looked helpless, and said: "Boss, call the lawyer, the people from SHIELD will be coming soon."
Coco shrugged, took out his cell phone, and dialed a number.
There is a law firm under Kim Hyun Tae's name, which he co-run with Stark, so it is quite convenient to find a lawyer.
Because of this convenience, every time Coco gets into trouble, he will find lawyers from the law firm to help.
Of course, money still has to be given.
But as the owner of several companies, Coco is not short of money.
So, that little lawyer's fee is really nothing to the little guy.
After receiving a call from Coco, the law firm happily agreed to send someone over as soon as possible. There is also a large branch office in Los Angeles.
After putting away the phone, Coco and Kayla stopped on the side of the road and started chatting, waiting by the way for the arrival of the people from SHIELD and the lawyer.
"The real world has no meaning at all. You have to be careful when you do everything. You can't have fun at all.
So, I still find it interesting to go to other planes and time and space to play, because there we can play whatever we want without worrying about it. No matter how much damage is caused, there will be no such thing as SHIELD. trouble. "
Facing Coco's complaints, Kayla agreed very much.
Now Kayla has also awakened the talent of the Kryptonians, and it far surpassed her brother, so Kayla also began to be like coco, feel that everything in your real life has to be shrunk, far inferior to doing things in other planes Children are so happy.
In fact, it's not surprising that the little guys feel this way.
You know, in the reality of different time and space, they have to abide by these and other rules, and they can't mess around at all.
And also worry about hurting the general public.
But there is no need to have such scruples in other planes of time and space.
To put it hard, they just destroy a world, and no one will trouble them, so you can let it go and play whatever you want.
This is fundamentally different.
The first is a question of ‘identification’.
Coco and Kayla "identified" with different time and space, and both felt that they were part of the different time and space world, and a member of human beings.
That's why they care about ordinary people in different time and space.
But other planes are different in time and space.
The little guy has no sense of ‘identification’ to other creatures in time and space, and he regards them as nPc-like existences.
Therefore, under such a premise, of course the little guys will act without scruples.
Just imagine, who would take nPc so seriously.
And this is the view of the two little guys on other planes and time and space creatures.
A black aircraft hovered in the sky and began to slowly descend. The huge airflow made the hair of passersby messy, and some paper scraps were blown away far away.
It's just that the people from S.H.I.E.L.D.H.I.E.L.D. have come, and it is not once or twice that Coco has dealt with the people of S.H.I.
From the reaction of the two little guys at this moment, it was not a little scary and nervous. It can be seen that SHIELD, which is terrifying to others, is not so terrible in the eyes of the little guys.
When the aircraft dropped to the height of three floors, a guy jumped from the exit opened on the side. This is a man wearing a green paint tights~EbookFREE.me~ with green glasses and a flashing green on the waist The guy with the light crystal.
"Nowadays, there are so many perverts who like to wear tights, I don't understand why they like to wear tights so much. Is it possible that they don't know how hot and disgusting their body is!"
Coco made a vomiting gesture and vomited to his friend Kayla beside him.
Kayla raised her hand with a very exaggerated expression: "Indeed, even my brother has become a member of this perverted group. I personally think that people like them are out of help, probably because they are too narcissistic and have their own figure. Okay, my goodness, his little Dingding is not as big as my brother. Compared to your father's, he looks more like a caterpillar. It's disgusting. It will be a nightmare for my life."
I have to say that Kayla's performance at this moment is very vigorous, and I don't know if it is because of Cocoa's influence. Anyway, she is already on the road of getting further and further away from the lady.
He had already landed, and put on a man who thought he was very handsome. After hearing the two little girls' complaints, he staggered, so Xuan didn't fall to the ground like this.
The blow of the boy's words seems to be no small for the young man in the green tights...