Chapter 1479: (?????) The big bald head in 1 Punch Man (...
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Shadow Bear Tibbers’ Plane Journey
- Shadow Bear
- 2336 characters
- 2022-01-03 04:02:33
Today is another perfect day.
After the pleasant noise last night, the well-intentioned Annie slept more comfortably. Anyway, she slept until early in the morning, and then she was pierced by the bald head of the house next door. After the terrible howl, he woke up quietly.
Therefore, it is rare that she did not continue to sleep in, but directly got up to wash and change clothes and went to her garden to eat a morning breakfast that was very rare and rare for her.
"Hi~!"
(▽`)ノ
"Bald head, good morning!"
()
Annie waved her hand and greeted some bald-headed uncle on the second floor of the apartment building next door to her house only by a low wall.
At this moment, the other party was pulling out the sharp thorns on his hands, face and chest in front of a mirror with snot and tears.
"I……"
"I'm not good at all right now."
Hearing Annie's greeting, the bald Saitama turned his head stiffly, and after showing his beard-like crying face to the little girl next door downstairs, he turned stiffly back.
"Alas!"
!? (\'\')
"Bald-headed corn, early in the morning, did you fight with your cactus baby again?!"
(O^~^O)
What I didn't say, at a glance, Annie basically figured out what the heart-piercing howl that awakened her just now was all about.
"Do not!"
"I do not have!"
"I just...I just..."
"hiss……"
It’s just that Saitama grinned in a cold breath without being able to say it, and then kept moving with his hands, quickly pulling out the tiny thorns on his cheeks, chin, lips, and nose, until his After his face became smooth again, he was barely relieved.
Although there are a lot of spikes on the arms and chest, compared to the tremor and tingling when he was stuck on his face to talk, it is already much better, at least it can let him Tell me the whole story?
"I just had a dream, and then dreamed that I had a girlfriend..."
"Then I turned around and hugged and kissed again!"
"Then……"
What then, shaved Saitama felt that there was no need to go on, because the result was already obvious, and the little girl next door downstairs could see clearly, so he should continue to pull out his own thorns.
He counted the number of people pierced in his face just now, no more, no less, a total of three hundred and sixty! And there are more thorns on his arms and chest. It seems that he was busy this morning.
"scare?"
o(o;)!
"Who made you sleep with your ball?"
Hahaha()
After knowing that the horrible howl just now turned out to be such a thing, of course Annie laughed out loudly and gleefully.
You know, under normal circumstances, Annie only hugs her little bear Tibbers to sleep. It is fluffy and soft. It can be hugged, beaten, used to wipe hands and face as a rag, and it can also be used as a chair, don’t mention it. How easy is it to use, and where is it like that bald-headed mullet, who went to sleep with a vegetative cactus holding a cactus?
(...)
(● ̄ ̄●)
"You deserve it!!"
(`)
"Hmm..."
(~) Chew!
Annie had completely forgotten the fact that she was the initiator and the ‘culprit’ that troubled the other’s life, and she just ridiculed loudly and ate her breakfast.
"..."
He squinted at a sad little girl with a godless dangling eyes. In the end, Saitama still didn’t plan to argue with the other person in the morning. Instead, he concentrated on the mirror and pulled his arms and chest. Those little thorns.
Before, he had to shave every morning before he became stronger and bald. However, after he became stronger and bald, not only his hair was gone, but his beard never grew back. .
It's fine now. The practice of pulling out small thorns after getting up early this morning reminded him involuntarily of the normal days before.
but……
Shaving a beard in the past was nothing more than accidentally scratching the cheeks, but it was definitely not as painful as it is now.
‘...’
‘Dear viewers, welcome to the news of the island country...’
‘The terrorist who continued to cause riots in City F yesterday is called the Taoyuan Mission. At present, it has caused at least hundreds of casualties and hundreds of billions of yen in property losses...’
‘Up to now, they have destroyed several high-rise buildings in City F, and the police force is currently in a state of being unable to cope. ’
‘Just now, the main members of the Taoyuan Group’s criminal gang have already known that they are the Mace headed by the B-level wanted criminals. ’
‘The following is a photo of the main criminal gang of the Taoyuan Group. ’
‘Dear audience friends, please pay attention to the physiological characteristics of this group of Taoyuan Party, and avoid them as soon as possible when you meet them...’
"..."
The TV sound in Bald Saitama's room was so loud that it was heard by Annie who was having breakfast in the yard next door.
Obviously, he was probably deliberate. A high probability is to retaliate against the vegetative man who woke him up and then occupy his bed. Want that cactus shooter ball can't sleep peacefully?
but……
When he heard something important on the TV in the bachelor’s apartment, Saitama, the bald head with a small thorn behind the balcony, subconsciously turned his head and glanced into the window of his house, and then, what was in his hand The movement stiffened all at once.
Then, he seemed to think of something. The movements in his hand began to become swift, and he wiped out all the cactus thorns on his body with three strokes, and then he rushed to his apartment and flew into his apartment. After the dog jumped, he put on his outfit and jumped from the second floor into the courtyard of Annie's house. It was so dangerous that he did not directly fall on Annie's table.
"..."
=()
"Hey! Uncle Bald, what are you doing?!"
(°ー°〃)
Annie was stunned.
However, she said that if the other party was fat and dared to hit her dining table, he would definitely provoke her craziest revenge!
"nothing……"
"I'm going to F city."
Saitama stood up expressionlessly, then shook his body, and finally held back some kind of eager tears and snot on his face.
Then, he no longer cared about the image of being a man, he took off his boots quickly and skillfully pulled out a pale yellow, translucent cactus thorn from the sole of his foot and let out a sigh of relief.
"To F city?"
(.)
"It sounds like it's far away, why go there early in the morning?"
()?
"Anything fun?"
( ̄~ ̄) Chew!
Annie said that she is almost full now. If there is something fun in the F city, maybe she will join in the fun by herself?
"..."
Saitama just put on his boots, his body stiffened, and then he reached out to the back of his own yellow trouser pocket, and soon, the muscles of his cheek twitched, and he pulled out a cold glow. There is also a cactus spike with a trace of blood on it.
Looking at its length, it was at least five centimeters long, and the blood stained part was about one to two centimeters long. As for when it got mixed into his clothes, it's unclear.
"Because of that!"
After sighing, he handed the spike to Saitama, who had thrown it away, and then dragged his dazzling golden eyes towards Annie and pointed in the direction of his apartment.
At this time, the news report above is still playing, even if you are standing here, you can hear clearly.
"what?"
(;)
"Uncle Bald, would you be so kind that you have to run to help even small things like spicy food?"
(⊙o⊙)
Annie obviously paid attention to what the other party meant.
Because she also heard it, whether it was just now or now, it made her feel a little weird. After all, she knew that the bald-headed uncle in front of her would only hit that kind of powerful guy, and a group of terrorists or something. , It doesn't seem to be worth his shot, right?
"Do not!"
"That's not a trivial matter, it's a major matter!"
That's right!
If it’s other people, or those villains with other hairstyles, it’s fine. Saitama will definitely not be so active and nosy. However, those guys are all skinheads. If they continue to be If they do anything wrong and corrupt the honor of the shaved party, where will he put his face like Saitama with a super big shaved head in the future?
Is it possible that the ball from his family really makes thousands of thorns pierce his head every day to pretend to be a board?
"Anyway!"
"I will never tolerate those evil gangsters tarnishing the supreme honor of bald heads. It took me three years to become a hero."
If the villains are allowed to continue destroying, killing and arson in the city of F, once they continue to cause greater destruction and sensation, under the preconceived notion, people can’t help but go when they see their bald heads. Thinking of those bad guys, and labeling all bald heads as bad guys, then it would be extremely difficult for Saitama to reverse that wrong conception, and he absolutely would not allow it!
Therefore, he clenched his fist bitterly, thinking that he must not let go of those bald heads lightly, and felt that the danger must be strangled in the cradle, so he easily jumped out of the yard of Annie's house and ran directly in the direction of City F. go.
However, within a few seconds, he turned back at a faster speed, and with a shy face, he looked at Annie with his godless golden eyes.
"!!!"
!!!∑(Дノ)ノ
"What are you going to do again?!"
=(\'ヮ\'三\'ヮ\'=)
The other party obviously ran away, but suddenly ran back and stared at herself with a strange look in her eyes. Annie almost didn't get too scared to smear the old yogurt in her hand towards the other party's face.
"Is such that."
"Annie, do you have anything else to eat here?"
After turning back, Saitama began to patrol Annie's table with the tiny pupils in his dazzling golden eyes, and began to look for anything that could make him eat his stomach.
He had just been woken up, and it took him nearly twenty minutes to clean up the spikes, then he hurriedly changed clothes and jumped down after seeing the news, and there was no time to prepare his own breakfast at all.
And if he didn't eat breakfast, he wouldn't have much energy to fight the bad guys when he went to F City.
"Um……"
┗(▔,▔)┛
"It seems that there are still a few buns that people don't like, do you want to eat?"
^-^)
Annie reached out to the plate at the far end of the table that looked delicious. There were a total of five buns, but they were almost cold when they were placed there. She didn't even think about touching them at all.
"steamed stuffed bun!"
"What are they stuffing?"
Saitama's spirits were shocked, and he hurriedly leaned forward, and used his nose to sniff on the top of the fragrant dough, as if he wanted to smell the fillings inside.
"Um……"
('~`●)
"It seems to be stuffed with steamed buns?"
(lll¬▽¬)
Yes, those things are buns filled with steamed buns. God knows which genius came up with great ideas, but anyway, her Queen Anne would definitely not touch those things.
You know, when eating steamed buns, no matter who you are, you must hope that the dough is thin and the filling inside is very delicious. Imagine that if it is a delicious and juicy filling with a bite, then you should be full of complacency. What a happy thing?
However, if the inside of the crust is a small steamed bun made of the same material, and even the taste is exactly the same, it must be unpleasant.
"It's stuffed with steamed buns..."
"do you have anything else?"
With a stiff expression, the bald-headed Saitama's halazi, who had already started to flow a little, immediately took it back, and then at the same time moved a little further away from the buns.
"Others?"
(`)
"There is nothing else, other delicious things have been eaten by others!"
(`)
What's a joke, if it's that kind of delicious food, how could Annie keep it for now?
She is generally used to eating up the delicious food first, and then picking and choosing the second delicious food, and then the ones that are really not delicious will be left.
"So..."
"Mantou stuffing is steamed bun stuffing..."
He sighed and couldn't help it. Looking at the good-looking buns on the table, the bald Saitama struggled for a while, thinking that he hadn't had time to eat breakfast, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet. The plate was lifted from the front, and then he turned around and was ready to leave.
Because he wants to rush to City F, he must consume a lot of effort along the way, and then he is reluctant to spend money to take a taxi, so he can only do this.
"Bald-headed corn, you have to work hard, try to defeat those bad guys!"
()
Before the other party was about to jump out of her courtyard for the second time, it was rare that Annie waved her hand to encourage her.
"I will."
"but……"
"Annie, do you want to come together? I don't mind taking you with you."
Saitama turned around and wanted to invite a certain little Annie to go with him.
He thought that if a clever, cute and well-behaved little girl could stay with his bald head, he felt that it would be more likely to show that his Saitama "One Punch Man" is different from the destructive skinheads. Same?
"!!!"
━(Δ∥)━ン
"Don't go!"
(╭╮)
"People are not available!!"
o(^`)o
Annie straightened her face and turned her head to ~EbookFREE.me~ to show that she minded very much!
This morning, she woke up early this morning and had a morning breakfast. She will have to go back to catch up later. Where can she have time to fight the bad guys with each other?
"Don't go?"
"Well then, I can go alone..."
First I stuffed a bun filled with steamed buns into my mouth, and then nodded with Xiao Anni, bald Saitama stopped saying anything, just jumped out of the yard and disappeared in the no-man’s land of Z City. inside.
(()) The end of the month, don’t hide the monthly pass
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