Chapter 607: It’s really the Legend of the White Snake, don’t panic (〃'?'〃)
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Shadow Bear Tibbers’ Plane Journey
- Shadow Bear
- 4632 characters
- 2021-01-30 09:53:00
‘Tuk~! Tuk! Tuk! ’
‘The sky is dry and everything is dry, watch out for the candle...’
One long and two short three clappers, in this quiet late night in Qiantang County, faintly spread from a distance to this small pavilion in the back garden of Li Gongfu’s house, causing everyone who was chatting in the night talk to turn their heads unconsciously. Listen to it.
It turns out that this is the family members of Xiao Anni, Li Gongfu and his wife, Pansidong master and apprentice, as well as a pig demon second brother, a bald monk third brother, and two heads of the axe gang. They steamed wine and ate in the back garden. What about crabs!
It’s no wonder that at this time in ancient times, in addition to sports that strained lumbar muscles, hurt the heart, hurt the lungs, and hurt the kidneys, it was rare for so many people to get together in the evening entertainment program, especially everyone from different places. There are gods, demons, ghosts, robbers, etc. Anything that is new among them can attract the attention of Li Gongfu or Xu Jiaorong. Then everyone said, when the owner did not intend to leave and Under the indifferent attitude of a little guy who often sneaked to play in the middle of the night, they talked to the present unknowingly, until the guard's call came from outside.
Obviously, it seems that it is already the third watch, that is, when it is midnight!
‘Tuk~! Tuk! Tuk! ’
‘The sky is dry and everything is dry, watch out for candles, close doors and windows, prevent theft and theft...’
"Hi!"
"One is long and two are short, it really is three more days! No, no, I have to go on duty tomorrow. Li must go back to rest first. Don't blame everyone, let's talk another day?"
After speaking, Li Gongfu yawned and waved his hand. With the support of his mother-in-law, he stood up a little drunk, and was about to stagger along the path of his small backyard garden to the bedroom of his main house. .
Tonight, he was very enjoyable to eat, and chatting with the "relatives and friends" of these new little girls Annie was also very enjoyable, so that he didn't want to give them a house anymore! Perhaps, as his mother-in-law said before, the home is not unacceptable, and it’s nice to have more people. It also allows him not to worry about the culprits coming in and scaring him when he is away at night because of business. Wife and that little guy?
That's right, just do it!
As for the matter of Zhang Luo's house...then wait for a while, at least wait for him to think about it, or wait until he is impatient with these people before talking?
"Hey! Gongfu, wait for me!"
"Annie, it's time to go to bed early, go back to bed early, don't talk too late! And thirty mothers, pay attention to your child, don't let him get cold!"
After picking up a lantern next to him and lighting it on, Xu Jiaorong only had time to confess in a hurry, and then hurriedly chased forward.
The official in her family was drunk, if she didn't look at it, she would surely fall into that lotus pond! Although, the lotus pond is not deep, but in the deep night of the chill, once you get mud and sewage, it will not hurt the wind!
"..."
Spring Thirty Niang just nodded slightly, and did not pay much attention to Xu Jiaorong's instructions, because her son had been protected by her spells a long time ago and would never be affected by the chill of Frost Dew, and now, the other party is in her arms. Sleep soundly.
"Oh, got it……"
(‘??Ω????)
Little Annie surreptitiously responded behind Aunt Li and made a cute face.
Go to bed early?
That is obviously impossible!
Let's take a look. What's here now is all gods, Buddhas, demons and ghosts, plus two murderous bandit leaders who often beat others in ambush in the middle of the night! With these ruthless characters, talking for days and nights is still the same as playing, where do you need to go to bed early?
"Okay! Aunt Li and they finally went back to sleep, now let's talk about something else!"
(??????)??
When the backs of the two of them were completely invisible by the candlelight of the lantern and confirmed that they had returned to the house, Xiao Anni immediately changed her face and thiefly got together to the point where everyone was eaten in a mess, full of crab shells. Next to the stone table of the leg, she looked at Bai Jingjing who was picking her teeth with her sharp nails and asked in a crisp voice:
"Sister Bai Jingjing, are you really the white bone spirit on the way to learn from Zhu Bajie just now?!"
? (°ー°〃)
They were inconvenient to say something just now, but now, people who are inconvenient to hear the overwhelming news can't help but go back to bed first, so of course she should ask the last question.
"Of course it is!"
Bai Jingjing looked at the distance and found that the waiting fire in the bedroom of Li Gongfu and Xu Jiaorong had been extinguished soon. She had always been ready to fall asleep. After thinking that she could not hear the situation in the garden, she nodded openly and admitted. Up.
After all, almost everyone here knows her details, and she has no need to deny it.
"The story I told just now, is the'Monkey Sun Beating the White Bone Essence' thing true? This guy, he really beat you three times?!"
Σ(°△°
)︴??
Little Annie pointed to some big master who was in a dazed state, and then asked excitedly.
At the beginning, when she was fighting on the earth, she did not see the animation of the three-dozen bone spirits on the Internet. But now, it seems that this monkey is not as powerful as the bone-like spirits. How did he beat the bone spirits three times? So, she just took the opportunity to tell it as a story, and then these people kept looking at herself with a weird face, so that Annie couldn't help but want to ask.
Until now, she finally caught the opportunity.
"Three beats of bone spirits???"
Bai Jingjing is also confused...
"Well... there is no such thing, really not! If there is, I will die, where will I be here?"
"Three beats of the bones" or something, why doesn't she have any impression of herself?
At the beginning, it was just a monkey taking Tang Seng past her Baihuling, she was just a female corpse on the mountain turned into white bones, and accidentally picked up the spiritual energy of the world, changed into a human form by the essence of the sun and the moon, was it just accidental I just learned the corpse transformation method, and didn't go to worship the Zixia fairy Pansi as a teacher. How dare to eat Tang monk meat and provoke the other four masters and apprentices?
Later, when they accidentally arrived at Pansi Cave and learned art from a teacher, then Tang Seng and the monkey both died again!
So, "Three Hits of the White Bones" or something, she was pretty sure, as if it really didn't happen! And where did this little girl hear the weird rumor?
"Don't you remember it?"
∑(??△`)? !
Little Annie looked at the leader of a certain axe gang, which was another protagonist monkey.
"..."
However, Annie only gained a sad and angry face from the other party.
"I've said it many times. I'm really not a monkey. I'm really a robber. It's just that I have switched to washing my hands now, but why don't you believe it?"
He himself also wanted to believe that he was the great sage Monkey King Sun Wukong with vast magical powers and able to go up to the earth and the sea! However, it is a pity that he is not. He can do nothing except for a few tricks and the following superficial internal skills!
Otherwise, he would not have been almost beaten to death with Qishang Fist just because he provoke the Three Saints of Kunlun!
"..."
"It's not good, Second Senior Brother, look, Senior Brother is stunned again! Could it be that he stayed in reincarnation for too long, so the true spirit has been wiped out?"
Monk Sha already knew that this'big brother' they knew five hundred years ago was actually the big brother who was reincarnated five hundred years later and returned to the five hundred years ago, and then returned to the'big brother' five hundred years later. Brother's is not their'big brother', so the other party doesn't know the two of them?
Well, this thing is indeed a bit rap when I think of it, but it seems to be like this...
"Brother Monkey, you can't escape, hurry up and admit your fate!"
He was already drunk, and even Zhu Bajie, who hadn't shown his true shape, tilted his fat head and persuaded his ‘big brother’.
Zhu Bajie probably understands that the other party doesn't want to admit it, but just doesn't want to learn from the experience, just wants to stay with the bones? However, the matter of studying the scriptures is already destined, and there is no escape, just as he has been obsessed with the reincarnation height of the second sister and the second sister, what can he do?
Didn’t the final result end in tragedy?
There is no way to resist the things that Mantian God and Buddha arranged, and some emotions cannot be said...Five hundred years later, where did the second sister Egg’s soul be cast? His mana cultivation is insufficient, and he has already found It's not anymore, so he doesn't care anymore, and there is nothing to make him struggle again.
he……
Already resigned! !
"You dead pig, I'm really not your monkey brother, I warn you, stay away from me! Otherwise, be careful that I kill you with a stick!!"
The big master pointed to a fat man who was near him and warned.
He really wasn't a monkey. It was all caused by the Zixia Fairy. If the other party just gave him three moles, would he be like this? Anyway, if the mirror was lost by him, he would not admit that he was a monkey, nor would he be a monk and learn from the Western Classics. What could they do?
"Hmph! Such a tone of speech, so similar, dare to say that it is not Brother Monkey!"
Zhu Bajie groaned indifferently with his nostrils and continued to pour himself a glass of wine.
The night is just right now, the wine is not intoxicating and everyone is drunk...
"I swear, I am definitely not a monkey, nor a Monkey King, otherwise I will be thundered..."
Crackling!
Rumbling rumbling...
Before the master had had time to finish, suddenly, a dry thunder blasted in the sky over Qiantang County...
‘A demon! ’
‘God thief, the Chinese New Year is coming soon, what thunder did you hit in the winter to prevent people from sleeping? ! ’
"Okay, go to sleep, go to sleep..."
‘%%#%¥#@! ! ’
Before everyone could react, Li Gongfu's roaring complaints and Xu Jiaorong's exhausted voice of consolation were heard in the distance. The other party's cursing words made everyone in the backyard hear clearly. .
"..."
"Brother Monkey, I don't know if other people swear they should not test the old pig, but as a spiritual practitioner like us, it's best not to do such dangerous things lightly?"
He grabbed a small crab that was picked up by others and didn't deal with it. While he threw it directly into his own big mouth and chewed it, the second senior brother glanced at a certain monkey who had froze in fright and jokingly said.
"..."
Finally, for a while, the ‘big brother’ looked hard at the second master next to him.
"Helper, I can't help you with this matter!"
"I have the elder and the younger, please stay away from me, lest it really thunders down later and accidentally spread to the subordinates?"
The second master saw the other's help looking at him, scared him aroused, and quickly hid beside his wife Chun Thirty Niang, shaking his head and sternly rejected his helper's help. .
"You're so mean!"
"Don't think I don't know, I admit that you have a small thing, but your father and mother have been dead for decades, the ‘up there is coming’ from you?!"
Zhi Zun Bao gritted his teeth and said, the other party's reaction was as expected.
"I still have my wife above me, and the woman is the wife. Isn't she old?"
The second master stubbornly leaned his head lightly on the shoulder of his wife Chun Sanniang.
This is his wife and his wife! Of course, the name ‘wife’ was inadvertently said by the little girl Annie, who was deeply convinced, and then began to call his wife his wife, to show respect for each other and to recognize the other’s dominant position in the family?
"!!!"
"Jingjing..."
The big master who was hit and inspired, also unscrupulously opened his arms to hug his lady, but unfortunately, Bai Jingjing pushed his cheek away when he asked for comfort.
"Get out! I haven't considered whether or not to marry you yet, stay away from my old mother!!"
"..."
"..."
Yes, this time, even the onlookers are a bit speechless. There are two pairs of people who have been cut and killed openly spreading dog food...
"Hey, I really envy you!"
"The person in my mind is a world-famous hero. One day he will step on the seven-colored clouds to marry me... It's a pity that I'm still a bit naive."
Pansi Immortal Zixia also looked at her two apprentices and her husband with some envy, first nodded, and then shook her head as if she laughed at herself.
These two pairs of live treasures have children on one side, and names on the other. But after she was awakened by the little guy, she, the fairy who had vowed to find her husband, suddenly felt that she was being used as a link. A puppet usually likes a person, that's really silly, she won't do that again!
If possible, she really wants to eat and drink like a little guy, and then travel the world or something, that would be great.
"correct!"
"Fairy Zixia, if Old Pig remembers correctly, didn't you just go down to find the person you like? Why haven't you found it yet?"
"You seem to have said:'Who can draw out your purple sword, who is the person you like'?!"
Hearing the words that the other party had just murmured to himself, Zhu Bajie curiously talked about this matter. At first, this matter was spread in the demon world, and all the fairies of the commons were waiting in line to draw their swords!
"what?!"
This statement surprised someone who had never heard of it!
Although this Zixia fairy is also beautiful, but... his supreme treasure only likes his own lady Jingjing, and it is hard to go back and forth through time and space several times and finally save the other person! In case some things let this lady know... Knowing that he himself had pulled out the sword of her master Pansi Daxian, then she would have to slay herself with a cross sword again!
You know, now the Moonlight Treasure Box is under Qing Xia's hands, and Qing Xia was sealed by this little girl, if his lady killed herself again in grief, it would be really hopeless!
This thing will definitely happen!
Last time, the other party just mistakenly thought that the little Budian Sanzang was born to him and the Spring 30 mother, and was angrily trying to find death... But this time, if he knew that he had hooked up with the other's master, would it be worth it?
Of course, before the other party seeks death, it is very likely that he will get rid of himself first? !
"Big brother, don't worry about it, now you don't even have any mana, you can't get it out!"
Monk Sha was happily dipping his crab legs in the sauce, when he suddenly said indifferently.
"Yes, big brother, what are you doing so nervously, how can you get it out?"
Zhu Bajie also glanced at the other party dissatisfiedly, wondering what the other party's call meant.
"Haha!"
"I agree with this statement, completely agree! It is worthy of being my second younger brother!!"
Secretly glanced at the Pansi Daxian's expression and saw that the other party's face didn't seem to be abnormal, Zhi Zun Bao thought that the other party didn't know that he had pulled out the sword, so he patted it as if he was relieved and just solved it for himself. Monk Sha, the second younger brother of the surrounding area.
"..."
"Master, I am your third brother, this pig head is the second brother!"
"..."
"Ah! Sorry, I confessed my mistake, not as an example, not as an example?"
This matter, if it weren't for being frightened, how could he admit his mistake? !
"Yes, Master, don't you really find the person you like?"
Bai Jingjing also approached with some curiosity, and stared at the purple sword that was placed on the stone table by the opponent unkindly.
"..."
Although the Spring Thirty Mother who was holding Tang Xiaoseng didn't say anything, she was obviously very curious about this matter, after all, it was related to their master and future master.
"No! That's just a rumor!"
"In fact, everyone can pull it out. If you don't believe it, you can try it too!"
As if eager to explain, after finishing speaking, Zixia slapped the stone table lightly, and the purple sword flew into the other party's arms in a spinning motion.
"Really?"
Bai Jingjing was a little unbelievable, because she herself had heard of the rumor, there can be no fake... But, although she said that, the movements in her hand are not slow!
Cang! !
"This……"
Well, now Bai Jingjing has nothing to say...because she has indeed pulled out the sword herself, can't she be said to be her master's favorite, right?
"Huh! That's how it is, that's great!"
Without waiting for someone to say anything, the ‘big brother’ couldn’t help but was the first to speak and slumped on the stool and drank a glass of wine with a sigh of relief.
"Heh! Alright, let's talk about something else!"
"Also! Annie, is it time to take out your good stuff and share it?"
The prohibition on the sword was already solved by Zixia before, so now it is indeed possible to pull it out with a little bit of strength, and she herself doesn't care about the prediction.
After all, it is now five hundred years later, and everything is no longer the same as it was five hundred years ago. As for what actions Heavenly Court and Buddhism have towards themselves, then she will know only after continuing to wait and see. She is still waiting...
However, what she may not even know is: Now Tianting and Buddhism are also waiting?
"Huh?"
Σ(??д??lll)? ?
"How do you know I have something good?"
(ー`??ー)
Annie probably realized what the other party was talking about, it was like the door who somehow wanted to come out to catch her and go to heaven.
"..."
"The changes in the two of Li Gongfu and Xu Jiaorong, can you treat me as a fool?"
Zixia looked at this petty little guy with an angry look!
Those two mortals have almost reached the point of day-flying, and now I am afraid they have been discovered by the heavenly people, so it is even more impossible to hide her from the genuine fairy who lives in the same house! Of course, she thought it was because the other party ate the ginseng fruit!
After all, the little girl had traveled all the way to visit Wuzhuang Temple.
"Humph!"
Zhu Bajie also hummed twice, obviously, he could see it too.
"Second brother, what are you humming?"
Monk Sha was a little puzzled, and didn't know what dumb riddles these people played.
"Peach!"
Zhu Bajie didn't say much, just said two words without beginning and ending.
"??"
This time it was Zixia's turn to be a little confused, she was clearly referring to ginseng fruit...
"Peach?"
"What's that again?"
Only knowing that Tang Monk meat can live forever, and Bai Jingjing and Chun 30 Niang, who have barely seen the world, are really not qualified to know this.
"Peach?!"
The two heads of the axe gang also glanced at each other, but they had no idea what kind of peach flat peach was.
"Third Junior Brother, don't say you haven't seen it before!"
"..."
"Second brother, you were Marshal Canopy back then, and I was just a small general in roller blinds. Is my identity comparable to you? So the younger brother has only seen and smelled it, and it's not worth eating."
Indeed, Monk Hesha has never eaten flat peaches, he is only qualified to watch others eat.
"Okay, then you will be one of you! There are too many but nothing!!"
╮(╯_╰)╭
After finishing speaking, in desperation, Annie reluctantly took a big flat peach out of her own pocket for everyone.
"It's really a flat peach! Haha, the old pig's cultivation is finally expected to be restored soon!!"
After receiving Pantao and seeing the best one for nine thousand years, Zhu Bajie's eyes lit up, and he opened his mouth and chewed!
As for where did the flat peaches in the little girl's hands come from, what does it matter to him? He has become a pig anyway, and he has been ordered to travel west to learn the scriptures and monsters desperately. What is there to worry about? Could it be that Heavenly Court would let him reincarnate again?
"..."
Monk Sha, the third junior brother, said nothing, and opened his mouth.
The second brother of his family can eat it, so he can eat it too! Anyway, he has eaten all the nine golden cicadas reincarnated. If there are too many lice, no worries about debts. How can you eat a flat peach? !
I didn't say it, isn't it the flat peach? Eat it!
"Ah! It really is a flat peach for nine thousand years!!"
Nodding, holding the things in her hand, Zixia smiled so that the corners of her eyes curled up... She originally wanted ginseng fruit, but she got something better.
"Ahem!"
At this time, after the distribution of Little Annie, a big white hand stretched out again.
"What are you doing? Didn't I already give it to you?"
(﹁﹁)~
Looking at the Spring Thirty Mother who was asking for the second time, Xiao Anni expressed a little bit of confusion. She said that one person had a good deal, and the other party had not eaten it yet, so she still had the face to take it?
"We are a family of three, you only gave us two!!"
After knowing that this is the face of their master and that Marshal Canopy and General Rolling Blind are both optimistic about Pan Tao, although the Spring 30 mother didn't know its specific effects, she knew it must be a good thing at a glance! So, she has to ask for one for her son. After all, she has a share, don't treat her little son who was just born a few days ago. !
"He is so young, do you dare to feed him?!"
(゜ー゜)! !
Although flat peaches are good, little Annie also knows that giving such a little bit of food would definitely kill her! When the time comes, she won't try to save him!
"I will keep it for him and eat it when he grows up?!"
"..."
"Okay, here!!"
(/--)/??
"!!!"
"You fellow, what do you want to do?"
ヽ(≧□≦)ノ
Just after dealing with the cunning spider Jingchun Thirty Niang, Little Annie stared at a certain axe gang leader bitterly.
"But... You haven't given it to me yet!"
Zhi Zun Bao looked aggrieved. Everyone here had one hand and started a flat peach banquet. The little girl only refused to invite him to eat peaches. What kind of meaning does it mean?
Anyway, this familiar feeling of being ignored, faintly made him feel a riot.
"One person, one, you have eaten obviously at Pansidong last time!!!"
o(??^`)o hum!
Anne remembers this matter very clearly, don't deny the other party!
"what?!"
seem……
Think about it seriously, Supreme Treasure also remembers, is this really true? At that time, he wanted to eat a few more, and after a series of changes, he was hung up for a good meal and hung up all night?
"Jingjing..."
No way, he can only ask for help and generally look at his wife, hoping that the other party will give him a bite to relieve his greed?
"Hey, since you have eaten it, watch it honestly!"
No wonder Bai Jingjing always feels that she has always had the urge to bite each other recently because of such a good thing! Therefore, she once again stepped on the opponent's chest with her foot mercilessly and pushed away the man who wanted to get in front of her.
Now her peaches are the most important, and the others stand aside!
"..."
Seeing a group of people eating that delicious fruit with relish, the ‘big brother’ and the ‘big master’ felt extremely wronged...
The one he ate last time was so small, now they are eating so big...
This is not fair at all! ! !
"Brother Monkey, you can do it well and don't spoil it. You have eaten a few laps in Pan Taoyuan back then!!!"
"Yes! Yes!"
"There was a Yaochi banquet in Pantaoyuan back then, what good things did the big brother have not eaten?!"
When Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha saw the peach that the other party was staring at them, they quickly began to count the other party's troubles in the Heavenly Palace.
"You two are really loyal!!"
"That, second master, do I trust you the most?"
No way, the ‘big brother’ had no choice but to look at the second master who had always listened to his words and looked at himself.
"Fang Lord, our Axe Gang has been disbanded, I don't know you now!!"
The second master held his peach silently, turned to one side and gnawed, leaving only a back view to his gang leader.
"Sure enough, what the blind man said is right, you are the one who can't believe it!!"
"..."
"Thank you, the blind man said the same to me: ‘Let us help the lord the most unbelievable, let me be more careful!’?"
"hiss!!!"
"!!!"
"Little girl, what are you eating?"
"Ginseng fruit!"
ヾ(????`o)+
"What is the use?"
"Big Brother" is very curious, there is no wonder in the world, and there are fruits that look exactly like a baby?
"A little bit better than flat peaches, but a little bit worse than flat peaches......"
( ̄~ ̄) Chew!
"That one……"
"I promise I haven't eaten this thing before, or would you give me this one?!"
"Big Brother" felt that since the flat peaches have been eaten, there is no hope, then ginseng fruit is always okay? As for the effect that is almost the same, he is going to die now!
"Come on, Brother Monkey!"
"Back then, you took our two brothers to steal the three fruits of Yuanzi Daxian in the town of Yuanzi. In the end, they were caught with a whip to beat them. We obviously ate them, so please don't make trouble! This kind of ginseng fruit The seeds are very rare, there are not many on a single tree, and I guess there are no other little girls’ houses."
Before Xiao Anni could speak, Brother Zhu Bajie came out to tear down the stage instead.
"???"
"But I really haven't eaten it, I swear if I eat it, I will thunder..."
Crackling! !
Rumbling rumbling...
‘What are you doing, the sky is falling or the ground is sinking, and the thunder in the winter keeps people from sleeping? ! ’
‘Oh...Gongfu, forget it, put the quilt on your head and sleep...’
‘#%……¥¥#%! ! ’
"..."
"..."
"..."
"That one……."
"I'm going to bed too~EbookFREE.me~Farewell!!"
His neck shrank, and he stared at the dark cloudless sky with some horror for a long time. Finally, the ‘big brother’ couldn’t stand it anymore, and ran into the house with his head and legs!
He didn't understand. In the past, when he was in the Axe Gang, he swore as many oaths as farts. Why didn't he make much difference before, but now one is more effective than one? !
"..."
( ̄~ ̄) Chew!
o(╯□╰)o, I slept until 23:00 after dinner, and now I changed it for 3 hours, and went to bed again...
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