Chapter 2: join the army
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Shipborne Special Forces
- Three Hundred Hairs
- 1320 characters
- 2021-02-26 01:17:15
"College Student Soldier Registration Contract"
King Wang Aiguo stared at the big characters in front of his face, then looked up at his dad with a blind face.
"Dad, are you crazy? You want me to join the army?"
"The rules of our Lao Wang family, we must rely on our own efforts. We have released the conditions to you, it is your own business to accept or not." Wang Jianjian lit a cigarette and said lightly.
Wang Wang's patriotic mind was in a mess. Now he really wants to post on the forum—my dad wants me to get a 250-pound fat man to join the army. How can I wake him up and wait online?
Wu looked at his father silently, but in the end Wang Aiguo decided to open the contract.
This is a contract for college student soldiers. The contract reads:
From April 1st to June 1st, 2012 is the registration time for participating in college student soldiers. After the registration is successful, a medical examination will be organized on July 1st. After passing the medical examination, a series of assessments such as political review will be started. All qualified students will Reported to the troops on August 1.
The advantage of a college student soldier is that there is no compulsory soldier. Once admitted, the sergeant starts serving in the first year, and the minimum service period is three years, that is, he cannot be retired until the sergeant is over.
The registration form also comes with a standard weight calculation formula—standard weight (kg) = length (cm) -110.
Then according to his current height, the standard weight is 188-110 = 78 kg.
Plus 20% relaxation, his maximum weight is 187 kg.
Today is March 6th, and there are almost three months left. So Wang Aiguo wanted to post a post again. How can I reduce it from 250 to 187 pounds in three months? I'm so anxious to wait online.
Uh ...
He seemed to see the embarrassment of Wang Aiguo. Wang Jianshe smiled and pushed another contract forward.
"You can take a look at this affiliate contract, which was drawn up by your grandfather personally. The above details the conditions you must meet during these three years of barracks career."
The king of patriots looked at his dad strangely, and then slowly opened another contract.
Contract
爱 Wang Aiguo himself voluntarily went to the army to exercise for three years. During the three years, the following conditions will be met:
At first, don't embarrass Lao Wang's family, the physical training must be qualified every year.
Twenty-two, to go to any brigade, you must get a reward back. It can be a commendation or an excellent soldier.
Twenty-three, at least three years, can not be discharged halfway.
Twenty-fourth, when the soldiers returned, their weight was below 180 kg.
Twenty-five, get at least one third-class work.
Twenty-six, if any of the above is not achieved, the house will be reduced by one set, but it can be filled by extending the time of serving as a soldier. For example, if the physical fitness assessment fails in a certain year, the military age can be extended by three years in exchange for the qualification of this item.
Wang Aiguo looked at the contract with a grimace. The private seal of his grandfather was under the contract, so he was sure that it was definitely his grandfather's plan.
But this thing is totally playing with people, right? Don't say so many conditions, the problem now is that he should not be able to enter.
"This contract is the bottom line for me and your grandpa. Our family has let you go for so many years, and now you can't let it go like this. You should know that your grandpa was joked by his old colleague because of your relationship. How long. So in order to force you, today you either signed the contract. Or you got engaged to Mei Niu. "
"Beautiful girl? Who is this beautiful girl?" Wang Aiguo was aggressive, when could engagement become a threat?
Wang Jianshe snorted and said with a sneer, "Oh, you forgot it? It is your granddaughter, Grandpa Chen, who came to our house for three years when he was 10 years old. You were raised from 80 catties to 150, and now You two should be great together. "
King Wang Jianshe spoke, and Wang Aiguo's mind began to emerge with a pearly figure.
"No, I don't, I still like thin girls who smell fragrant." Wang Aiguo jumped in shock.
美 The beautiful girl was 150 when she was only 13 years old. Now that many years have passed, God knows how much she has weighed. If he were with him, the two would be Hefei!
"Anyway, these two ways, either go to the army, I don't care about you when you come back. Or go get engaged and let your beautiful girl from Grandpa Chen's house take care of you. By the way, there is a third way, you will graduate in a few days , Quickly get out and survive. "
Uh ...
Let's be honest, Wang Jianshe didn't want to be so unforgiving, but his son was spoiled from an early age, and now he will be abolished without further pressure.
He still knows Wang Aiguo very well. This child has nothing serious, just lazy.
别 It takes several hours for other children to endorse, and Wang Aiguo only needs ten minutes. And such a high IQ, when the exam happens, is always sixty.
I asked him why, and the answer was ‘too lazy to write’.
Suddenly, Wang Aiguo ’s lazyness broke out when he entered the university. In order not to leave the city, he reviewed for a month and was admitted to the second university in the city. During staying in school, all underwear and underpants are disposable. I would rather wear uncomfortable clothes than wash them. Take the sheets and bedding back once a week.
次数 The number of classes only reached the minimum standard, and the score only reached the qualifying line. The rest of the time was spent lying in bed eating snacks and playing computer ~ EbookFREE.me ~ Because of this laziness, Wang Jianshe didn't know how many times Wang Wang had been beaten. But since Wang Aiguo ’s weight exceeded 220, Wang Jianshe found that every time he hit Wang Aiguo, he seemed to be hitting a person wearing a bulletproof vest. The beating was just like a okay person, but the beating was tired and panting on the ground.
This is as if playing a game. You lost all your skills. As a result, a number of -1 jumped out on the opponent's head. This makes Wang Jiancheng seriously doubt that he is not a son, but a pig, and it is forever. Pigs that won't go out!
Now Wang Aiguo is graduating from university. If he is still at home, this is really a waste.
So he discussed it with Wang Aiguo's grandfather, and finally decided to send Wang Aiguo to the army and exercise.
The tradition of their Pharaoh's family can't be lost!
Uh ...
"Dad, let's be honest, even if I agreed first, but I was too heavy. I lost 187 pounds in three months, do you think it is possible?" Wang Aiguo faced the contract with a embarrassed face.
He can see it. Today is the ultimatum. There are always three roads to choose from.
The king Wang Jianshe closed the contract on the table and said immediately: "You can rest assured that as long as you sign, we will find a way to do the rest."
Looking at Wang Jianjian's determined expression, Wang Aiguo knew that he could not escape today.
Signed or not signed?
King Patriotic tangled, signed, and went to the army to die. Do not sign, rush out of the house.
As for marrying a beautiful girl, he never thought about it. Although I haven't seen him for so many years, the 13-year-old beauty girl is 150, and now she is at least one level with him.
I want him to marry a 250 pound fat girl, might as well kill him directly.
But ...