Chapter 222: Rare opportunity, ha ha ha ha

After Dr. Qin said, all three of Wang Aiguo laughed. The weird smile was as weird.
"No, I'm doing a hemorrhoid surgery. Why are you so happy?" The big face looked at the three goose bumps.
"You think about it, one person made a brother and then made hemorrhoids. Don't you wonder how such a person sleeps?" Dr. Qin said with a smile.
To be honest, this topic Wang Aiguo has already been tested in the new barracks. You can sleep on your side or non-mainstream with your butt. But he was still curious, maybe Big Face would create a new sleeping style.
Dalian didn't agree with life and death, but unfortunately, the army was a democratic place, the minority obeyed the majority, and soon Dalian was tied to a single bed.
Returned for the second time, but today Wang Aiguo and Wang Fatty are not there. However, the people who performed the surgery did not change. Dr. Qin was excited and greeted him with a scalpel.
"I swear, I won't come to the military hospital again in this life, never!" Big face was tied to the hospital bed, roaring inside.
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The night after the operation, the big face really lived up to everyone's hopes, and opened up a new way of sleeping.
The big face was not lying on its side or on its side. Taking advantage of the hospital's convenience measures, they took two straps directly from the ceiling. Then put your feet through it and hang your body up to sleep.
Everyone was shocked to see this posture. Let's be honest, everyone is the first time to see such a hanging style of sleeping.
Without sleep overnight, the next day, when he woke up, Wang Aiguo looked at his big face. Unexpectedly, the big face had already woke up, and really kept his face unlovable while lying on the bed playing mobile phone.
"Face, do you sleep well?" Wang Aiguo asked in confusion.
Big face raised his eyelids and hummed, "OK."
"Oh, but I still recommend you to see Dr. Qin." Wang Aiguo said.
Dalian turned his head in doubt, "Why?"
"Don't you think your face seems a little swollen?"
"Yep????"
At eight o'clock, the doctor came to the rounds, and Dr. Qin came to live up to expectations. Upon seeing Dr. Qin coming, Wang Aiguo asked quickly: "Dr. Qin, look at your big face. Do you think his face seems a little bigger?"
Then Dr. Qin only glanced at his big face, and said lightly, "There is no ghost when he is not big. He lifted himself from the lower body, congested his upper body, and finally converged to the face. Can you say that it is not large?"
"I've also lived for 22 years. It's the first time I've heard that blood converges on the face, which will cause the face to become larger." Dalian looked at Dr. Qin with a look of disbelief.
"It doesn't matter if you don't believe me. You, I will measure your face today, and I will measure it again after you hang one day tomorrow, so you can be sure." Dr. Qin said lightly.
At this time, Wang Fatzi raised his hand, and said quickly: "So what amount to use?"
"Use this." Dr. Qin said, pulling out a large vernier caliper from his arms.
big face:"……"
Are you medics bored? Why carry this kind of thing with you?
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However, in the end, the idea of ​​measuring the size of the face was aborted, not because the face was unwilling, but when I measured it, I found that the face of the brother is too big. Even the large vernier caliper will only reach the face brother. Two thirds of the face.
After retracting the ruler, Dr. Qin said surprisingly: "Big face, your face is really big. Now slap faces are popular outside, and you are terrible. It is estimated that the slap of the tyrant cannot block your face."
"Dr. Qin, if I can't get up, I must jump up and choke you now." Dr. Qin looked at Dr. Qin fiercely.
Dr. Qin's face is casual. To tell the truth, although the doctor-patient relationship in the society is very tense, it is estimated that no doctor will be afraid of a patient who has undergone surgery before and after.
After checking the room, Dr. Qin came to his face and said, "By the way, what did you eat last night?"
"What else can I eat, the hospital's rice dumplings." Big face said helplessly. Although he still wanted to go out for a buffet at night, his physical condition did not allow it.
Dr. Qin frowned, and asked, "Dry or wet?"
"Why, what's wrong?" Dalian asked in confusion.
Dr. Qin took a deep breath and said, "I should remind you, you better drink porridge at night?"
"But I didn't eat it at noon yesterday. I can't be hungry at night. I don't have enough porridge to drink." Dalian explained.
Dr. Qin was helpless, so he patted his shoulder on the big face and said, "Well, I reminded you anyway. Make your own choice and carry it by yourself."
"What do you mean?" The big face was a little confused.
"After hemorrhoid surgery, the first Lamytian will be a bit painful, so generally I recommend you to drink liquid food, so that you will be better the next day. But since you have eaten, then ... strong man, take care." Then he turned out of the room, leaving his face messy on the bed.
"Well, is there any way to remedy this?" Da Wang said in horror, looking at Wang Fatzi.
Fat Wang thought for a moment and thought, "Kaiser, do you want to try?"
"..."
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On this day, Wang Aiguo and Wang Fatty maintained a strong curiosity. They are now staring at the big face, waiting for the big face to go to the toilet.
The hair on the big face was stared at by two people, and it was even the hair frightened by Dr. Qin's words. Although he had taken care of it long ago, he still carried it hard.
However, after two and a half hours, his big face still couldn't hold it, so he had to twist his and went to the toilet.
Wang Aiguo and Wang Fatzi followed closely, still holding mobile phones in their hands. To be honest, do not record at this time, when.
"You two are dead pervert, stay away from me." Big face yelled at the two before closing the door.
"Oh, rest assured, we only make collections and won't spread them." Wang Fatzi and Wang Aiguo smiled like black and white.
Seeing that it seems that two people can't be driven away, his big face can only grit his teeth and start his own project.
Man, many times just don't listen to the doctor's words and suffer. Sure enough, he didn't listen to Dr. Qin, and his face really got his due.
"Ahhh ~ EbookFREE.me ~ Specially this is going to die, it is the intestines that are coming out, it is definitely the intestines, otherwise why is it so painful ~~" The big face growled in the compartment.
Wang Fatzi said helplessly outside the door: "This is not to blame yourself, let you drink porridge, have to eat."
"He said he was advised to drink porridge, wouldn't I accept his advice?" Dalian responded.
"Okay, so you squat now." Wang Aiguo said dismissively.
The big face snarled like this for five minutes, then the voice gradually calmed down.
Wang Aiguo and Wang Fat are both confused. What's wrong? Is it painful to syncope?
Just then, the big-faced toilet door opened.
Wang Aiguo and Wang Fatty looked at the toilet. At this time, their big faces were still sitting on the toilet. They didn't mention their pants, but their faces were full of panic.
One minute later, Dr. Qin was having a meal, and saw Wang Aiguo and Wang Fatting rushing in like tanks and shouting, "Doctor Qin! It's not good! The big face is fried!"