Chapter 225: Big face, is your face big?

It was another night, and the big face still slept badly that night. There was no way. Every day, he seemed to have new surgery to do every day, which directly caused his lower body pain.
Early the next morning, as soon as Big Face opened his eyes, he saw a familiar face.
"Deputy squad leader, why are you here?" Said his face in shock.
Twenty looked at the big face and smiled slightly: "Now there is nothing in the factory, and one-third of the people go out every day. Today I go out and there is nothing to do. It happened that the fat man sent me a message yesterday and asked if I wanted See how people who have surgery on both ends sleep. So I came here, eh, I have to say that your posture is still amazing. "Twenty yuan looked at the big face and marveled.
big face:"……"
"Three hundred, anyway, we were also in the same class before, do you want to be so cruel?" Big face turned and looked at Wang Aiguo and roared.
Wang Aiguo touched his face and said awkwardly, "Does this blame me? This is not the squad leader asking me how we are, I said that you are not very good. He later asked me how you are not good, so I said so Hey. "
"Are you special ... wait, then you mean that our class now knows this about me?" Dalian said in surprise.
The twenty pieces were silent for a moment, then said, "Not our class, but we all know it on board."
big face:"……."
Don't stop me, I'm going to die! !! !!
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Let's be honest, it's really rare that Yixiu's surgery exploded and then he had a second operation. So twenty yuan sitting on the bed with a big face didn't leave for a long time. He reminded his face to drink water from time to time.
At first Wang Aiguo didn't understand, until he couldn't hold his face, he decided to go to the toilet. Then Wang Aiguo and others went to the toilet with his big face. Then, Wang Aiguo saw a cool scar.
"Let me go. I take back what I said yesterday. I think you will definitely have an impact on the future." Wang Aiguo said solemnly.
Big face is white like three people, what is it like now? Is he a national treasure panda? Do you have to stare at the toilet?
After going to the toilet, the group still marveled at the ‘cool scar’ of the big face. The big face was too lazy to care about these three, so he returned to the bed and kept his original posture.
At this time, the twenty faces looking at the big face suddenly frowned, "Big face, do you think that your face has become bigger?"
"I just said it got bigger, but he didn't admit it himself. Dr. Qin said, saying that his posture would cause blood to flow back, and finally his face was enlarged." Wang Aiguo explained on the side.
The big face jumped because it was not so good, but he had no choice but to pick up the paper box at hand and threw it directly to Wang Aiguo.
"Shut up, fat man."
Wang Aiguo easily caught the lost carton and said indifferently, "Don't believe it, I think it's true, you'll really have blood on your face when you sleep like this."
"Especially I don't sleep like this, how should I sleep?" Yelled curtly.
"Can't you sleep on your side or with your hips?" Asked Twenty.
"I'm not used to sideways, and I'm prone to cervical spondylosis with my buttocks," Dalian explained.
Twenty nodded and thought this made sense. Then he said again, "It seems unaccustomed to cervical spondylosis, and your face becomes bigger. You always have to choose one."
"Stop talking nonsense, my face has always been like this."
After the big face was finished, twenty yuan, Wang Aiguo and Wang Fatty suddenly looked at each other. At this time, the three had an idea in their heads at the same time.
"It's better to measure it." For a long time, Twenty Yuan made a serious proposal.
Big face rolled his eyes, what is the situation of the people in this unit, did you graduate from a school, how do you think the same?
Wang Aiguo nodded and said, "I had this idea yesterday, and Dr. Qin also felt that it should be measured. Unfortunately, his vernier caliper was not enough to accurately measure the face of a large face."
"You nonsense, how can a cursor satisfy the face of a big face? You wait, I'll come and go." He walked out of the ward after saying twenty.
After about five minutes, twenty yuan walked back, and he had a tape measure in his hand.
Well, it's the kind of tape measure used by tailors.
Seeing a tape measure on twenty hands, the big face suddenly had a bad feeling. However, when he just wanted to jump up and run away, both shoulders were stopped by Wang Aiguo and Wang Fatzi.
Simultaneously suppressed by Lu Zhishen and Li Yan, you can't escape even Lin Chong.
"You guys, what are you doing?" Big face shouted in horror.
Twenty smiled holding a tape measure and walked towards his big face, walking as he said, "Relax, it doesn't hurt, hehehehe."
"Oh, NO."
Thirty seconds later, Dalian looked at the ceiling relentlessly, and the corners of his eyes were full of tears. It was Wang Aiguo and Wang Fat who gathered around twenty yuan and looked at the measuring tape together.
"Oh my god, two feet four. Your face has caught up with the average person's waistline." Twenty dollars looked at the data on the tape measure and wondered.
Hearing this, tears flowed from the big face.
"You, you are not humans !!!"
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Early the next morning, Big Face opened his eyes and saw the big East thief standing on the bed with a tape measure.
"Big face, it's time to take a look." Dadong said softly, sounding like Pan Jinlian called Wu Dalang to take medicine.
The big face felt bad for the whole person, but before he resisted, he was suppressed by Wang Aiguo and Wang Fat again.
"Relax, just a moment, it doesn't hurt." Dadong said with a smile and moved closer to his face.
Thirty seconds later, Dadong looked at the tape measure in surprise and said, "My God, the record is broken. Yesterday two feet four, today two feet four and five. Wow, is this the biggest face in the world? "
The three exclaimed, and the big face was about to collapse. He saw such a shameless person for the first time.
Is this still a class? Is this still a comrade in arms? Does this still have comradeship?
No, you guys don't! !! !!
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On the third day ~ EbookFREE.me ~ I opened my eyes with big face, and then I saw Lao Meng's reflective 'Mediterranean'.
With a big sigh, he had already given his fate. Basically, he already knew the process.
Now the people on their boat came to see him only two things, one thing was to look at the American hot dog, and one thing was to measure his face.
Mad, what's wrong with your face? Eat your rice?
The captain smiled and had to move forward. It turned out that this time the big face actually jumped out of bed, holding back the pain, and then rolled over and rubbed his to face the crowd.
The captain didn't understand, and said in doubt: "What are you doing?"
"I'm gonna kill you three with a big stinky fart." The big face shouted angrily, and then the blue veins on his face exploded, looking really hard.
The three were startled by him and took a step back.
However, after waiting for three minutes, nothing happened.