Chapter 258: Crashed Fat

The political commissar took out a walnut, and then smashed it in the chair that Wang Aiguo gave him.
I have to say that the army's chair is still very suitable for smashing walnuts. Because the chair has no backrest, it has four feet and a board. It's quite easy to smash this way.
I saw the political commissar slump and screamed loudly. The next moment, the walnut fell into the chair.
"A walnut, I can't handle you anymore?" The commissar snorted dismissively, and then moved the chair away.
As soon as the chair was removed, everyone saw the walnuts intact on the table.
Everyone froze. Didn't you just see that the walnut was not in the chair just now?
The political commissar was also very puzzled, so he turned the chair over, and everyone got an extra hole in the chair.
Everyone: "..."
The scene was once embarrassed.
At this time, the response was quick at twenty yuan, and he said quickly: "It's okay, the commissar, the chair of the correctional institute is of poor quality. Then, let me help you open it. I like to open walnuts when I was young. it is good."
After finishing speaking, twenty yuan very attentive from the political commissar took walnuts and walked to the door of the dormitory.
Ten seconds later, Wang Aiguo's dormitory not only broke a chair, but also broken a door.
That night, the commissar looked at the walnuts on the table in deep thought.
And Wang Aiguo and others looked at the broken door and the chair with a hole in it, and they were also lost in thought.
"Well, captain, eat a few fools. Look, I bought a few walnuts for cheap. As a result, we not only have to lose our chairs but also our door." Wang Aiguo said quite silently.
team leader:"……"
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The next day, the captain went out, and this time with his elder brother out.
Many people think that how a non-commissioned officer can play with military officers. In fact, otherwise, ordinary non-commissioned officers cannot naturally play with military officers, but veteran non-commissioned officers are different.
Let's just say Lao Meng, the five non-commissioned officers are equivalent to regiment level. Of course, this is a conceptual one, it is impossible to have actual positions for you. But no matter what, you are a senior non-commissioned officer, and even the captain of the team must give you some face.
After going out, the captain brought some seeds back. Wang Aiguo smiled bitterly as soon as he saw the seeds.
"Captain, is it a fool?" Wang Aiguo said silently.
The captain raised an eyebrow and sighed, "No, no, I bought Qiaqia seeds today."
"Well?" Everyone froze and looked at the captain.
Has the captain actually changed the brand? Is this the sun coming out from the west?
However, the captain did not answer directly, but just said lightly: "Occasionally change the taste to eat, don't make a fuss."
The captain said calmly, but Wang Aiguo still saw some abnormalities in the captain's subtle expression changes.
The captain himself didn't say, wouldn't Wang Aiguo find out? Oh, there is nothing, Wang Aiguo has no other ability, but the ability to inquire about gossip is very large.
When eating that night, Wang Aiguo came to his brother.
"Fa brother, did you go out with the captain today, did anything happen?" Wang Aiguo gave the brother a bowl of soup and asked with a smile.
Fat brother gave a strange glance at Wang Aiguo and took the soup: "Nothing particularly strange."
"Is there nothing?" Wang Aiguo asked in confusion.
The elder brother thought for a while and thought, "Just when I went out in the morning, Lao Meng and I got off the bus. As a result, Lao Meng found that his mobile phone was missing. Then he chased the minibus and ran two streets.
"Oh, did you catch up?" Wang Aiguo took the soup and took a sip.
The elder brother nodded and said, "Catch up is catching up, but after catching up, Lao Meng found out that his mobile phone was always in his hands."
"Well." Wang Aiguo sipped the soup directly, huh, he finally knew why the captain would change the brand.
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Although rest is very pleasant, rest in the army is a bit monotonous.
It's okay to go out all the time, especially when Wang Aiguo found that he had lost more than 20 pounds after coming back from the rescue, and now he is not far from the 200 mark. So he deliberately restrained his appetite, and after five days of rest, it was good to eat two buffets. I can't hold on to my excess weight.
People who get fat are really miserable. Some people eat instant noodles every day, and every day they eat Heisei. They are not fat, but some people just gain weight.
Some people may not believe it, so take one of the most famous examples. You see Journey to the West, Sun Wukong eats Hesse every day, is he fat?
If you look at Bajie again, you are a vegetarian every day, and you are still exercising.
Some people will say that being busy will make people lose weight. Wang Aiguo thinks this is a nonsense statement. Don't say anything else, look at the Buddha. Hundreds of thousands of younger brothers under management, and are vegetarian every day.
In summary, Wang Aiguo feels that fat and thin may be everyone's passive skills. Some people will not gain weight when they have passive skills, so they will not gain weight. And some people get fat, so he will get fat.
And Wang Aiguo, he suspected that his passive ability was to gain weight by drinking water, so ...
You can't think about this stuff, but if you think about it, you will think that the world is too unfair.
After thinking about it for two days, Wang Aiguo felt that he should ask about his brother. After all, people in their 40s still have eight packs, which is really scary.
Just do it. After Wang Aiguo ’s lunch break, he asked his brother to ask this question.
Fa brother looked at Wang Aiguo and thought for a moment before he said, "Then you exercise ..."
"Is there a plan other than exercise?"
"If it is a living habit, so much vegetarian ..."
"Is there any simpler?" Wang Aiguo said helplessly.
The elder brother thought for a while, and then said: "Then start with hot water. Your young people like to drink cold and ice. But the hospital researched the expression, and the cold water tends to have bowel movements, and drinking hot water can keep your figure slim .By the way, don't drink water overnight. "
Wang Aiguo could understand in the front, but this overnight water made him a little confused.
Don't drink overnight water. His mother used to say this to him often. But what is overnight water?
"Fa brother ~ EbookFREE.me ~ Ask, what is overnight water?" Wang Aiguo asked in confusion.
"It still uses water, of course, it's water that has been separated overnight." Fa brother said casually.
"That's the question, why can't you drink overnight water?"
"Because the impurities in the water will precipitate at night, drinking it is not good for the body."
"Oh, won't the impurities in the water settle in that morning?" Wang Aiguo asked again.
For a moment, the elder brother seemed to be involved in a blind spot of his knowledge, which made him suddenly lost in thought.
Wang Aiguo said without seeing his brother, he said, "If the precipitation impurities are calculated based on time, then the water we drink has been in the water pipe for several days. In that case, is the water itself Is it overnight? "
Fat brother: "..."
On that day, Wang Aiguo was beaten by the elder brother because the elder brother felt itchy hands.