Chapter 262: Hurry, hurry please ...
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Shipborne Special Forces
- Three Hundred Hairs
- 1290 characters
- 2021-02-26 01:30:38
"Well, why are you here, Captain? Wait, Captain, why do you have ice cream?" Li Yunlong, who was also polishing the parasite not far away, was very surprised when he saw the Captain coming.
At this point, the captain stood under Li Yunlong's scaffolding and calmly unpacked the ice cream.
"The gun heads look so tired and the weather is hot, so I took me to the store to buy you ice water. Anyway, I went all the way. The gun head said that I would have ice cream, so I bought one by the way. But then again, eating too cold is bad for your health. "
Although he said so, his body was still honest. The captain put the ice cream in his mouth and took a bite.
Li Yunlong looked at the captain, and his mood suddenly became bad.
It makes sense, you can eat ice cream, but can you not eat ice cream in front of people who are working overtime. You are so embarrassed.
Li Yunlong was quite helpless, but the captain was not Wang Aiguo, and he certainly would not hold on to the intention of stabbing others. The captain is mature, uh ... the word is a bit weird, but the captain is actually only 40 years old, but because the baldness really looks like sixty years old, it doesn't seem wrong to call a teenager to be mature.
Therefore, it is impossible to do such a disgusting thing with a mature mentality like a captain. Because of this, Li Yunlong was also embarrassed to say something.
At this time, Li Yunlong felt a sting in his face and seemed to be hit by something.
Li Yunlong froze, but turned around, and saw that his face was like Bundi holding a sander.
"Captain, what kind of ghost is that big face? Would you like to see it?" Li Yunlong looked at the big face and said in shock.
The captain also noticed the big face at this time. When he saw the big face, the captain was a little nervous, and said, "This guy looks quite normal. There won't be any epilepsy or other diseases, right?"
After thinking about it, the captain decided to take a look. However, as soon as he lifted his feet, a black light burst from his large face.
Black light, like lightning, flew directly in front of his eyes before the captain had reacted.
"Hidden weapon?" The captain was frightened, and just wanted to see if he was injured, only to find that his ice cream was left.
I just bought this ice cream, and it's four or five. As a result, there was only one left after taking a bite. This ... the enemy was so angry.
The scene fell into silence for a long time, and the captain calmed down after a long time, and then angrily shouted, "Big face, what are you doing?"
"I'm sorry Captain, the grinding pads on my sander are broken, sorry, sorry." Tears in his eyes were wide on his face, and he said to the Captain in pain.
As soon as I heard that the grinding disc was broken, the captain was furious. Here I want to say that the polishing pads of Donghe Ship were made of plastic. Why did you switch to paper? The main reason is that when a young man used it, he used too much force to crush the polishing pad.
At that time, one of the broken sanding discs was directly inserted into the young man's thigh roots. When he was taken to the hospital, he had blood transfusion and stitches, and almost died. (Artery in thigh)
But now it's replaced with paper, and I didn't expect the big face to break it. Well, just break it, it just happened that the pieces flew directly to him. It ’s okay to cut ice cream. If it was somewhere else, would n’t he go to the hospital?
"You Naina, use a grinder for tolerances. Can you polish it well? Shake your head and shake your brain just like Teme Di, you can't learn to learn the fat on you, how serious you are!"
The captain threw the popsicle on the ground indignantly, whispering, and moved to the big face.
"I'm telling you, you ... lie down, what's this smell? Well down, I havetily, hurry up, please go to the explosion squad. There is a gas bomb leaking here, ah ah, my eyes "My eyes!"
The captain had just walked a metre to his face, and immediately collapsed. At this moment, the captain's behavior was similar to that of Dalian's, shaking his head and shaking his head with his hands on his forehead, and his body trembled.
Wang Aiguo also noticed the captain at this time, so he looked down strangely at the captain.
"Well, what are you doing, Captain?"
"I ..... I may be poisoned!"
Wang Aiguo: "..."
Is it so exaggerated?
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The tolerance was over, and the captain and big face were bloodshot. The two decided, and they went to Shen Long to lodge a complaint, and Wang Aiguo privately produced a 'poison gas bomb'.
After listening to the captain and the big face crying, Shen Long's face was aggressive, wouldn't that be too exaggerated?
At this moment, the head of the gun and missile department is also in the office. Missing the head of the missile department, he immediately became interested after listening to the captain's words, and said with a smile: "Would you say too exaggerated? Who would fart and open the same way as a gas bomb in an open area? I don't believe it, you Call Wang Aiguo, I'd like to see if he is really that powerful. "
"Okay, you wait." The captain said out of anger, then turned and walked out of the office.
Three minutes later, Wang Aiguo appeared aggressively in the office.
"Did I do something wrong?" Wang Aiguo asked nervously.
The leader (short for the head of the missile department) smiled and said: "The captain and big face complained to you and made a 'poison gas bomb' without permission. I also want to see if your fart is so powerful?"
"His ~~~"
As soon as the guide had finished speaking, everyone heard a sound similar to a ball leak.
At the moment of hearing, the big face and the captain exploded instantly, almost conditioned to take the door out.
The next moment, a shout came from the office.
"Crouch! Where am I? Who is cooking the shit? Who is it? Who is it !!!"
Since that day, almost everyone on the ship knows it, and chat with Wang Aiguo ~ EbookFREE.me ~ Please do it in an open space, or you will be conceited.
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After the recruits participated in the sanding, the paint was handed over to the veterans. The reason why they should be handed over to the veterans is simple, because the veterans have better paint skills, and it is not easy for the paint to fall on the body.
Let me say here that the paint of the navy is different from the paint of ordinary households. These paints are relatively toxic. How big are they? Author Jun used to have lush hair, now ... hehe, the hairline is almost over his head.
Well, let's not talk about such horrible topics for the time being. Smell more paint can cause a lot of sequelae, especially military paint.
The paint on the ship's surface is different from the paint below the waterline. The paint on the bottom of the ship belongs to the paint below the waterline and is more toxic. As for how big it is, as long as you touch your skin, your skin will become inflamed and ulcerated the next day.
So once you touch your skin, wash it first and then go to the health team to apply medicine.
Of course, try not to drip or not drip, so the leader chose to let experienced veterans paint.