Chapter 301: Cute your sister

The captain looked at the monk with a dumb look, and he had the heart to die. He only has one idea now. Did he stop his mind and pull the monk into his team?
The captain sighed and reasoned that sighing should not have occurred in this dangerous situation. But he couldn't help sighing. This feeling is that after the woman got married, she found that the man was mentally retarded, and then she could only say that the man was looking for herself. The tears now shed all the water that came into my head when I was looking for a man.
However, although the psychological level has passed, the level is still difficult to accept.
The captain looked at the monk's dumb look and couldn't help getting angry.
"Why do you make such a dumb look?" The captain said silently.
The monk scratched his head and said a little awkwardly, "Because I was so cute."
"Meng your sister, roll me a calf." The captain roared, and then fired wildly at the opponent.
The other party is also covered. Why are you suddenly so fierce? Have you taken explosives?
Hehe, how does the other party know that the captain did not take the explosives, but was blasted by a 'orangutan'.
Two minutes later, the other party shouted, "The wind is screaming."
This shout fascinated monks and other people. Isn't this a good crooked nut? Is this technical term so grounded?
After a while, the opponent jumped into the car decisively, and then kicked forward.
Seeing the other party to flee, the captain was so angry. They squatted here for half a month just to catch these goods. If they escaped, would they stop them again?
However, at this time, the monk was even more angry with the captain.
"Xiaotai, take a good look. Why are you driving a car or a gas tank? What are you doing with the tires? Can you still run with the tires?"
After thinking about it, the monk said, a little bit embarrassed, "Isn't it said to catch as much as possible? I'm afraid the car will explode when hitting the gas tank."
"Whoever told you to hit the gas tank will surely ..." The captain hadn't finished talking, and suddenly he saw that the four wheels under the two jeep cars in the front began to twist in a strange way.
The crowd was stunned, and then they saw the two jeep cars making two laps in the same place, bumping together, and finally slumping into the quagmire on the side.
Everyone: "..."
What's the matter?
Only then did the captain find out that the other party drove to the place where the monk lost the banana peel.
The four tyres that were blown out were unstable, and they ran into banana peels again, so they just rolled over?
Seeing the two cars overturned, the team leader and others were very happy. Only the monk looked a little bitter.
"My sustainable development ..."
"Get out of the way, let's leave!" The captain kicked and kicked the monk's ass, and it hurt him to make two turns on his own.
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A few days later, the monks finally returned to the base. Upon returning to the base, the superiors were extremely surprised to see the other party catch the subject alive. The other party is a thug, and they are usually killed. It is too rare to catch all of them.
Soon the captain handed in the report, but after a while, the captain walked down to look at the captain, and said with a doubt: "What, team Li, let me ask. You monk awakened Some kind of power that goes deep inside the baboon and draws food for you? "
The Li team looked embarrassed at the moment watching the captain. How could he explain this?
"Captain, it ’s like this, although this thing is ridiculous, but this is the truth. The monk does n’t know why, when he was shirtless, he looked like a baboon. Then ... he just broke into the baboon like this. Inside, brought us five days of rations. "
"So ... this is a rescuer from the monkey?" The captain felt super ridiculous at the moment.
Team Li patted his forehead, and he himself felt weird. But how do you say that? If there were no monks, they wouldn't be able to complete it. If it hadn't been for the monks' five-day ration, they would have retreated. Later, if it wasn't for the monk to blast the other's tires and incidentally made a lot of banana peels, they would not be able to catch each other alive.
But telling these things is really a bit ridiculous.
After a long while, the captain shrugged his shoulders and said, "It's okay, it's all right. Anyway, this task is as complete as the last 11th team, although it is very successful, but the process is really super absurd. No, white cats and black cats can catch mice. They are good cats. At night, you can discuss them internally. This time I can give you rewards. You can also ask for some. "
"Okay." The captain was so excited when he heard this, they were waiting for this moment.
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In the evening, the first in-team meeting of the monk team began. As soon as the opening, the Li team was happy to everyone: "Okay, because we have a great relationship this time, so we are very happy at the top and decided to give us some rewards. You think about it, if you want to take a few days off, or Just get a third-class work, or you can apply to participate in foreign elite training ~ EbookFREE.me ~ heard this, everyone was excited, and then went to the Li team one by one and started to register their requirements.
After half a toss, everyone was finally registered, and the monk remained in a daze.
The Li team was a little puzzled, so they came to the monk and said, "Monk, you are doing very well this time, uh ... it ’s not good, you can forget it. Anyway, it ’s all up to you, your credit. Biggest, if you have any requirements, I will try to satisfy them. "
After thinking about it for a while, the monk said seriously, "I want to apply for training."
"What?" Everyone froze, looking at the monk's aggressive face one by one in surprise.
The Li team didn't calm down for a long time, and then said after a while: "What good application is there for training, oh I see, what are you going abroad ..."
"No, I don't have to go abroad, I'll do it at home. I'm going to train in Ningcheng." The monk said calmly.
Team Li looked at the monk and did not understand what the monk meant.
After a short while, the monk continued: "I have seen the notice before that it can be requested to be stationed in the country for training. Therefore, I intend to go to the station for half a year. Ningcheng's army or the armed police can do it."
The captain looked at the monk in amazement, and did not understand the meaning of the monk at all.
"Monk, let me remind you that this time the reward was given to us before we asked for it. You can ask for third-class work, you can extend your vacation, or even go abroad for special elite training. This is not possible. Many opportunities. Are you sure you want to take such a good opportunity to train in Ningcheng? "
At this moment, the monk laughed and smiled brilliantly.
"I'm sure I'm going to Ningcheng for training."
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